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Liane Cartman is a fictional character portrayed by Eliza Schneider in the TV series South Park.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus (season 3), they were 21 years old.
They appear in 60 episodes out of a total of 329 aired so far and have accumulated 1593 positive votes.
The character of Liane Cartman is mainly associated with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Token Black.
Liane Cartman is also portrayed by Mary Kay Bergman.

Liane Cartman

by Eliza Schneider

character

Episodes60

  • 7.8
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    Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

    episode S3.E16 december 1999
    Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.
  • 8.1
    /10

    World Wide Recorder Concert

    episode S3.E17 january 2000
    The boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father.
  • 8.2
    /10

    The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

    episode S4.E1 april 2000
    The boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth.
  • 8.6
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    Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

    episode S4.E2 april 2000
    Cartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.
  • 8.1
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    Timmy 2000

    episode S4.E3 april 2000
    A handicapped boys' arrival in class leads to protest. Meanwhile, the boys are diagnosed with ADD and heavily medicated.
  • 7.3
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    Quintuplets 2000

    episode S4.E4 april 2000
    The Marshes adopt a group of Romanian Quintuplets after they are orphaned in South Park. However, soon the Romanian government demands them back. Meanwhile, Kenny develops a talent for singing.
  • 9
    /10

    Cartman Joins NAMBLA

    episode S4.E5 june 2000
    Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.
  • 8
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    Cherokee Hair Tampons

    episode S4.E6 june 2000
    Kyle needs a kidney transplant, and Cartman is the only suitable donor. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison writes a novel.
  • 8.2
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    Chef Goes Nanners

    episode S4.E7 july 2000
    Chef protests the racist South Park flag.
  • 8
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    Something You Can Do with Your Finger

    episode S4.E8 july 2000
    Randy is outraged when Stan and the other boys start a boy band.
  • 8.3
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    Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

    episode S4.E9 july 2000
    The boys become obsessed with religion after a sermon about hell scares them. Meanwhile, Saddam returns to Hell and tries to dispose of Satan's new boyfriend.
  • 8.2
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    Probably

    episode S4.E10 july 2000
    Cartman becomes an evangelical preacher when the boys break off from their church. Meanwhile, the feud between Saddam and Chris continues.
  • 8.1
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    4th Grade

    episode S4.E11 november 2000
    The boys deal with a strict new teacher and experiment with time travel as Mr. Garrison comes to terms with his sexuality.
  • 8
    /10

    Trapper Keeper

    episode S4.E12 november 2000
    Cartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it.
  • 7.7
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    Helen Keller! The Musical

    episode S4.E13 november 2000
    Cartman goes overboard directing a Thanksgiving production of "The Miracle Worker." Meanwhile, Timmy develops a bond with a runt turkey named Gobbles.
  • 6.6
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    Pip

    episode S4.E14 november 2000
    Pip attends boarding school in an adaptation of "Great Expectations."
  • 8.4
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    Fat Camp

    episode S4.E15 december 2000
    Cartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show.
  • 8.7
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    The Wacky Molestation Adventure

    episode S4.E16 december 2000
    The boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles.
  • 7.4
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    A Very Crappy Christmas

    episode S4.E17 december 2000
    When everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring the spirit of commercialism back to Christmas by making an animated film.
  • 8.3
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    It Hits the Fan

    episode S5.E1 june 2001
    Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word "shit" on the air.
  • 8.3
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    Cripple Fight

    episode S5.E2 june 2001
    The boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader, and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy.
  • 8.2
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    Super Best Friends

    episode S5.E3 july 2001
    Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult.
  • 9.6
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    Scott Tenorman Must Die

    episode S5.E4 july 2001
    Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.
  • 7
    /10

    Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

    episode S5.E5 july 2001
    The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists.
  • 8.9
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    Cartmanland

    episode S5.E6 july 2001
    Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.
  • 8.6
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    Proper Condom Use

    episode S5.E7 august 2001
    Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls.
  • 8.3
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    Towelie

    episode S5.E8 august 2001
    The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.
  • 7.8
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    Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    episode S5.E9 november 2001
    The boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan.
  • 8
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    How to Eat with Your Butt

    episode S5.E10 november 2001
    Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son.
  • 8.2
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    The Entity

    episode S5.E11 november 2001
    Kyle's cousin Kyle, a negative Jewish stereotype, comes to town to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison comes up with an only-slightly more pleasant alternative to airline travel.
  • 8
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    Here Comes the Neighborhood

    episode S5.E12 november 2001
    A class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions.
  • 8.8
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    Kenny Dies

    episode S5.E13 december 2001
    The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal disease. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.
  • 8
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    Jared Has Aides

    episode S6.E1 march 2002
    Inspired by a corporate spokesman's phenomenal weight loss, the Boys hatch a plan to get free food from their favorite restaurant by fattening Butters up.
  • 8.3
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    Asspen

    episode S6.E2 march 2002
    The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier.
  • 7.9
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    Freak Strike

    episode S6.E3 march 2002
    The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out of control teen. The mutant freaks who make a career of visiting TV talk shows go on strike, taking Butters with them.
  • 7.9
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    Fun with Veal

    episode S6.E4 march 2002
    Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian.
  • 8
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    The boys have to sit through an episode of "Fightin' Round The World" with Russell Crowe so they can see a preview for the new movie starring Terrence & Philip. However, bad luck forces them to race across town searching for a working TV.
  • 8.8
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    The Simpsons Already Did It

    episode S6.E7 june 2002
    Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.
  • 8.2
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    Red Hot Catholic Love

    episode S6.E8 july 2002
    Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.
  • 8.2
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    Free Hat

    episode S6.E9 july 2002
    The boys start a group to stop a maniacal Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from altering tt0082971 while also catering to a group who demand a trailer-trash toddler murderer be freed.
  • 8.2
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    Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

    episode S6.E10 july 2002
    Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before.
  • 8.5
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    Child Abduction Is Not Funny

    episode S6.E11 july 2002
    Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.
  • 8.7
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    A Ladder to Heaven

    episode S6.E12 november 2002
    The boys try to build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a winning ticket Kenny had before he died. When their efforts are mistaken for an act of childhood innocence, a media circus ensues.
  • 9.3
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    The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.
  • 8.7
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    The Death Camp of Tolerance

    episode S6.E14 november 2002
    Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. This turns out to be easier said than done because the parents and school staff feel they have to be tolerant no matter what.
  • 8.6
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    The Biggest Douche in the Universe

    episode S6.E15 november 2002
    Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body.
  • 8.6
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    My Future Self n' Me

    episode S6.E16 december 2002
    A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.
  • 8
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    Red Sleigh Down

    episode S6.E17 december 2002
    When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.
  • 8.2
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    Krazy Kripples

    episode S7.E2 march 2003
    Jimmy and Timmy land in the middle of a gang war; Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle stay out of the way when stem cell research divides the town.
  • 8.3
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    Toilet Paper

    episode S7.E3 april 2003
    The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for detention. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.
  • 8
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    I'm a Little Bit Country

    episode S7.E4 april 2003
    The town is divided down the middle on the Iraq war issue. Therefore, Cartman tries to induce a flashback so that he can find out what the Founding Fathers would have to say about the war.
  • 8.4
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    Fat Butt and Pancake Head

    episode S7.E5 april 2003
    Cartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of Ben Affleck.
  • 8.6
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    Lil' Crime Stoppers

    episode S7.E6 april 2003
    After the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.
  • 7.6
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    Red Man's Greed

    episode S7.E7 april 2003
    South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.
  • 8.1
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    South Park Is Gay

    episode S7.E8 october 2003
    Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.
  • 8.1
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    Grey Dawn

    episode S7.E10 november 2003
    South Park takes all of the driver's licenses away from its senior citizens, and the AARP responds by launching an armed invasion of the town to defend their rights.
  • 8.9
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    All About Mormons

    episode S7.E12 november 2003
    Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.
  • 7.9
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    Butt Out

    episode S7.E13 december 2003
    Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.
  • 8.5
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    Raisins

    episode S7.E14 december 2003
    Stan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.
  • 7.6
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    It's Christmas in Canada

    episode S7.E15 december 2003
    The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.

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  • 8.3
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    53% of the votes

    Towelie

    episode S5.E8 august 2001
    The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.
  • 8
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    53% of the votes

    Trapper Keeper

    episode S4.E12 november 2000
    Cartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it.
  • 8.5
    /10
    52% of the votes

    Child Abduction Is Not Funny

    episode S6.E11 july 2002
    Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.
  • 9.6
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    9% of the votes

    Scott Tenorman Must Die

    episode S5.E4 july 2001
    Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.
  • 8.6
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    7% of the votes

    Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

    episode S4.E2 april 2000
    Cartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.
  • 8.4
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    5% of the votes

    Fat Camp

    episode S4.E15 december 2000
    Cartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show.
  • 8.7
    /10
    5% of the votes

    The Death Camp of Tolerance

    episode S6.E14 november 2002
    Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. This turns out to be easier said than done because the parents and school staff feel they have to be tolerant no matter what.
  • 8.8
    /10
    4% of the votes

    The Simpsons Already Did It

    episode S6.E7 june 2002
    Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.
  • 8.1
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    4% of the votes

    World Wide Recorder Concert

    episode S3.E17 january 2000
    The boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father.
  • 7.7
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    4% of the votes

    Helen Keller! The Musical

    episode S4.E13 november 2000
    Cartman goes overboard directing a Thanksgiving production of "The Miracle Worker." Meanwhile, Timmy develops a bond with a runt turkey named Gobbles.

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