Mort Goldman is a fictional character portrayed by John G. Brennan in the TV series Family Guy.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled E. Peterbus Unum (season 2), they were 38 years old.
They appear in 96 episodes out of a total of 424 aired so far and have accumulated 104 positive votes.
The character of Mort Goldman is mainly associated with Peter Griffin.
Episodes96
E. Peterbus Unum
episode S2.E18 july 2000A zoning malfunction committed by the city planners gives Peter the opportunity to convert the Griffin household in the sovereign nation of Petirua.
One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
episode S3.E4 august 2001When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang.
Lethal Weapons
episode S3.E7 august 2001Lois takes Tae-Jitsu, quickly becomes a black-belt and scares away all of the frustrating New Yorkers that had come to Quahog to view the leaves.
The Kiss Seen Round the World
episode S3.E8 august 2001Meg takes an internship to work for Tom with Neil as her partner and kisses him during a life-threading situation that is caught on tape.
Mr. Saturday Knight
episode S3.E9 september 2001Losing his job at the toy factory is he least of his concerns, when Peter is caught monkeying around with a renaissance fair wench.
Screwed the Pooch
episode S3.E13 november 2001Brian confesses to Peter and Lois that he has had sexual yearnings lately, so Lois suggests that Brian join them for a change of scenery.
Ready, Willing and Disabled
episode S3.E15 december 2001Joe becomes a media darling after Peter spikes his sports drink with steroids during a track and field event for the disabled; the kids bicker over $26 they found.
Stuck Together, Torn Apart
episode S3.E19 january 2002Peter's jealously reaches its peak when going with Lois to the gynecologist, who prepares to examine Lois, but Peter refuses to let him near her.
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
episode S3.E21 february 2002Peter gets three wishes by a genie; The Griffins get superpowers; Quahog turns into the Little Rascals.
Blind Ambition
episode S4.E3 may 2005Peter's desire to become famous for something causes him to go blind.
Don't Make Me Over
episode S4.E4 june 2005After a makeover, Meg becomes an insufferable starlet.
Petarded
episode S4.E6 june 2005After winning at the children's edition of trivial pursuit, Peter thinks he's a genius until testing proves that he's actually intellectually disabled.
Brian the Bachelor
episode S4.E7 june 2005Brian takes part in "The Bachelorette"; Chris takes advice from his talking pimple.
8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
episode S4.E8 july 2005Peter resorts to selling Meg to Mort Goldman to pay off his pharmacy tab; Stewie falls in love with his babysitter.
Model Misbehavior
episode S4.E10 july 2005Lois becomes a model, but goes overboard with the glamour life.
Brian Goes Back to College
episode S4.E15 november 2005Brian re-enrolls at Brown while Peter and the guys become the new A-Team.
Peterotica
episode S4.E24 april 2006Peter writes an erotic novel, but a lawsuit leaves his investor, Carter, broke, forcing him to move in with the Griffins; Stewie trains for the Olympics.
You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
episode S4.E25 april 2006Brian's gay cousin Jasper comes to town to marry his fiancé, until Mayor West bans gay marriage to distract everyone from a financial scandal.
Stewie B. Goode
episode S4.E28 may 2006A near-death experience inspires Stewie to change his life.
Hell Comes to Quahog
episode S5.E3 september 2006Meg takes a job at a new superstore, which causes Peter to lose his job and the town's electricity.
Whistle While Your Wife Works
episode S5.E5 november 2006Lois does Peter's work while he recovers from losing his fingers in an accident; Brian begins dating an unintelligent woman, much to Stewie's delight.
Chick Cancer
episode S5.E7 november 2006Stewie tries to win over retired child actress Olivia; Peter makes his own chick flick.
No Meals on Wheels
episode S5.E14 march 2007After Peter finds a valuable coin and sells it for $50, 000, he opens his own restaurant, but things don't end well when he bans Joe and all of his handicapped friends.
It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
episode S5.E17 may 2007Lois becomes the new Mayor of Quahog, but soon becomes corrupt with power.
Meet the Quagmires
episode S5.E18 may 2007Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 to be 18 again, but when he bails on Lois, he soon learns he's alters the present, where Lois is married to Quagmire.
Blue Harvest
episode S6.E1 september 2007With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter tells the story of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
Long John Peter
episode S6.E12 may 2008Peter begins to act like a pirate when he gets a parrot, creating havoc in Quahog; Chris falls for vet intern Anna.
I Dream of Jesus
episode S7.E2 october 2008Peter rediscovers his favorite song, "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen, and discovers that Jesus Christ is working at a used record store in Quahog, and sets out to let everyone know that he has come back.
Road to Germany
episode S7.E3 october 2008Stewie and Brian use a time machine to go back to Nazi-era Poland and rescue Mort.
Ocean's Three and a Half
episode S7.E7 february 2009The guys try to help Joe and Bonnie get money for their hospital bill after their baby is born after seven year of Bonnie being pregnant, a baby who Stewie develops a crush on.
Family Gay
episode S7.E8 march 2009Peter becomes temporarily gay after participating in a medical study.
The Juice Is Loose!
episode S7.E9 march 2009Everyone is up in arms after Peter becomes friends with O.J. Simpson.
FOX-y Lady
episode S7.E10 march 2009Lois becomes a Fox News anchor; Peter and Chris try to sell a cartoon pilot to the Fox network.
Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
episode S7.E11 march 2009Meg who is ill with the mumps, becomes religious and tries to convert Brian from Atheism; Stewie teleports the cast of Viaje a las estrellas: La nueva generación (1987) to Quahog.
Peter's Progress
episode S7.E16 may 2009The story of Griffin Peterson and the founding of Quahog.
Road to the Multiverse
episode S8.E1 september 2009Brian and Stewie explore a series of alternate universes.
Family Goy
episode S8.E2 october 2009When Lois finds out her mother was a Holocaust survivor, Peter decides to adopt the Jewish faith.
Spies Reminiscent of Us
episode S8.E3 october 2009With the help of Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd, Stewie and Brian discover that Mayor West is a Cold War sleeper agent; Peter and the guys start an improv group.
Jerome Is the New Black
episode S8.E7 november 2009The guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends.
Dial Meg for Murder
episode S8.E11 january 2010Meg goes to prison after her boyfriend escapes from jail, and returns as a frightening, hardened sociopath.
Peter-assment
episode S8.E14 march 2010Peter is sexually harassed by Angela, but will he follow through with her advances and keep his job?
April in Quahog
episode S8.E16 april 2010Peter makes an embarrassing confession about his kids as everyone thinks the world is about to come to an end.
Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
episode S8.E20 may 2010Peter makes good on another power outage at home by retelling Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.
And Then There Were Fewer
episode S9.E1 september 2010The residents of Quahog are invited to James Woods' house, where a murder mystery takes place.
Halloween on Spooner Street
episode S9.E4 november 2010Peter and Joe team up to execute Halloween pranks on Quagmire; Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating; Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party.
Road to the North Pole
episode S9.E7 december 2010Disappointed with the Mall Santa, Stewie and Brian decide to go up to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson, only to face a shocking revelation.
New Kidney in Town
episode S9.E8 january 2011Peter needs a new kidney after he destroys his making his own Red Bull; Chris gets to introduce President Obama after plagiarizing Meg's poem.
German Guy
episode S9.E11 february 2011A jealous Mr. Herbert tries to tell Chris that the elderly German puppeteer that he is hanging out with is actually a notorious Nazi war criminal.
Tiegs for Two
episode S9.E14 april 2011Brian enlists Quagmire's help to score a date with a new friend, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other's old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian.
It's a Trap!
episode S9.E18 may 2011The Griffins reprise their intergalactic roles in an outrageous retelling of Return of the Jedi.
Lottery Fever
episode S10.E1 september 2011When the Griffins win millions in the lottery, they can't handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.
Meg and Quagmire
episode S10.E10 january 2012When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.
Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream
episode S10.E13 february 2012Peter helps Tom Tucker revive his acting career; Chris starts dating a girl who looks exactly like Lois.
Burning Down the Bayit
episode S10.E15 march 2012Mort, Peter and Quagmire burn down Goldman's pharmacy to collect the insurance money, but things go awry when Joe starts to look into the case.
Killer Queen
episode S10.E16 march 2012Peter and Chris are sent to fat camp, where a serial killer targets overweight kids; Stewie is traumatized by the frightening Queen album cover that included a robot.
Mr. & Mrs. Stewie
episode S10.E19 april 2012Stewie falls for a girl who's just as wicked as him; Peter and Quagmire take their friendship to the next level.
Tea Peter
episode S10.E21 may 2012Peter joins the Tea Party, only to discover that Carter Pewterschmidt is using the party to get rid of the government for his own selfish motives.
Internal Affairs
episode S10.E23 may 2012Peter talks Joe into having an affair with his new attractive partner, until Bonnie finds out.
Ratings Guy
episode S11.E2 october 2012After the Griffins become a Nielsen Family, everyone gets mad at Peter for convincing the networks to make ridiculous changes to popular shows.
Yug Ylimaf
episode S11.E4 november 2012Brian causes time to move backwards when he tampers with Stewie's time machine, which may result in Stewie being unborn.
Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
episode S11.E6 november 2012Lois goes through a mid-life crisis; Stewie discovers that his new pet turtle is evil.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
episode S11.E8 december 2012The Griffins decorate their tree while Peter tells the story of Christmas.
The Giggity Wife
episode S11.E11 january 2013After a drunken night out at Harvard with the guys, Quagmire discovers that he married a decrepit old prostitute.
Call Girl
episode S11.E14 march 2013Lois works for a phone sex line and Peter falls in love with her, not knowing that he is actually speaking to his wife.
12 and a Half Angry Men
episode S11.E16 march 2013Mayor West is on trial for murder, and Brian is the only one on the jury who thinks he is not guilty.
Total Recall
episode S11.E18 april 2013Stewie tries to rescue Rupert after he is recalled; Lois hangs out with Joe and Quagmire while Peter is sick.
Save the Clam
episode S11.E19 may 2013The guys fight to save The Drunken Clam from closing after Horace dies; Meg gets a job at a funeral home.
Roads to Vegas
episode S11.E21 may 2013Stewie's teleportation device malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas.
No Country Club for Old Men
episode S11.E22 may 2013The Griffins are introduced to the Country Club lifestyle when Chris begins dating the owner's daughter, much to the chagrin of Carter.
Finders Keepers
episode S12.E1 september 2013Peter goes on a real-life treasure hunt based on a treasure map from a child's meal menu. Peter also had dad breath due to the shrimp from the new restaurant.
Life of Brian
episode S12.E6 november 2013Brian dies and Stewie cannot use his time machine to save him. Meanwhile, Peter replaces Brian with an Italian dog named Vinny.
Into Harmony's Way
episode S12.E7 december 2013Fame gets to Peter when he forms a song writing team with Quagmire.
Grimm Job
episode S12.E10 january 2014Peter tells Stewie the stories "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood," and "Cinderella."
3 Acts of God
episode S12.E13 march 2014Peter and the guys set out to find God and ask him to stop interfering in the outcomes of football games.
Baby Got Black
episode S12.E18 april 2014Chris runs away with Jerome's daughter Pam, whom Jerome has forbidden Chris from dating, so Jerome must work with Peter to find their kids.
He's Bla-ack!
episode S12.E20 may 2014Cleveland returns to Quahog, but is forbidden from spending time with Peter when their wives get into an argument over parenting.
The Simpsons Guy
episode S13.E1 september 2014After fleeing Quahog due to Peter's misogynistic comic strip, the Griffins get their car stolen and end up getting stuck in Springfield.
Baking Bad
episode S13.E3 october 2014Peter and Lois open a bakery, but things get out of hand when Peter comes up with a way to attract customers.
Roasted Guy
episode S13.E16 april 2015When Peter's insulted by old friends at a roasting of him, he joins a group of mean girls.
A Shot in the Dark
episode S14.E9 december 2015While participating in a newly formed neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.
Underage Peter
episode S14.E14 february 2016Peter uses Brian as a way to get alcohol, after Mayor West bans alcohol from all people under 50.
The New Adventures of Old Tom
episode S14.E18 may 2016Peter helps Tom Tucker when he's replaced with a young reporter; Brian pretends to be rich to impress a woman.
The Boys in the Band
episode S15.E1 september 2016Stewie and Brian form a children's band that threatens to fall apart when Olivia gets involved; Chris gets a job managing Quagmire's sex life.
The Dating Game
episode S15.E14 march 2017Quagmire discovers Tinder, forcing the guys to intervene; Stewie learns the perks of scoliosis.
Nanny Goats
episode S16.E3 october 2017The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, giving Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect.
Follow the Money
episode S16.E4 october 2017Chris receives a special one-dollar bill for his birthday that gets passed throughout Quahog.
Three Directors
episode S16.E5 november 2017The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay.
The Unkindest Cut
episode S16.E19 may 2018Quagmire has a freak accident; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police.
Regarding Carter
episode S17.E5 november 2018Carter gives Lois a surprising birthday present that leads to an unfortunate accident, leaving him dependent on the Griffins' care.
Short Cuts
episode S18.E11 february 2020When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal who is now a successful millionaire dog reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes.
Holly Bibble
episode S18.E19 may 2020Following another blackout, the Griffins re-imagine three stories from the Bible about Adam and Eve, Noah, and the Last Supper while cooped up in a motel room during a storm.
The First No L
episode S19.E9 december 2020The Griffins must save Christmas without Lois when she walks out on them for failing to help her with the shopping.
The Marrying Kind
episode S19.E14 march 2021Stewie experiences domestic life when he gets a mail-order bride from Ukraine; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.
Rock Hard
episode S20.E2 october 2021While at an old record store, Peter and the guys tell stories of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters, and Elton John.
The Fatman Always Rings Twice
episode S20.E9 november 2021Peter does a noir-style investigation of Meg's disappearance.
Christmas Crime
episode S20.E10 december 2021Brian is accused of ruining Mayor West's nativity scene.
- E. Peterbus Unum
- One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
- Lethal Weapons
- The Kiss Seen Round the World
- Mr. Saturday Knight
- Screwed the Pooch
- Ready, Willing and Disabled
- Stuck Together, Torn Apart
- Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
- Blind Ambition
- Don't Make Me Over
- Petarded
- Brian the Bachelor
- 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
- Model Misbehavior
- Brian Goes Back to College
- Peterotica
- You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
- Stewie B. Goode
- Hell Comes to Quahog
- Whistle While Your Wife Works
- Chick Cancer
- No Meals on Wheels
- It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
- Meet the Quagmires
- Blue Harvest
- Long John Peter
- I Dream of Jesus
- Road to Germany
- Ocean's Three and a Half
- Family Gay
- The Juice Is Loose!
- FOX-y Lady
- Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
- Peter's Progress
- Road to the Multiverse
- Family Goy
- Spies Reminiscent of Us
- Jerome Is the New Black
- Dial Meg for Murder
- Peter-assment
- April in Quahog
- Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
- And Then There Were Fewer
- Halloween on Spooner Street
- Road to the North Pole
- New Kidney in Town
- German Guy
- Tiegs for Two
- It's a Trap!
- Lottery Fever
- Meg and Quagmire
- Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream
- Burning Down the Bayit
- Killer Queen
- Mr. & Mrs. Stewie
- Tea Peter
- Internal Affairs
- Ratings Guy
- Yug Ylimaf
- Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
- Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
- The Giggity Wife
- Call Girl
- 12 and a Half Angry Men
- Total Recall
- Save the Clam
- Roads to Vegas
- No Country Club for Old Men
- Finders Keepers
- Life of Brian
- Into Harmony's Way
- Grimm Job
- 3 Acts of God
- Baby Got Black
- He's Bla-ack!
- The Simpsons Guy
- Baking Bad
- Roasted Guy
- A Shot in the Dark
- Underage Peter
- The New Adventures of Old Tom
- The Boys in the Band
- The Dating Game
- Nanny Goats
- Follow the Money
- Three Directors
- The Unkindest Cut
- Regarding Carter
- Short Cuts
- Holly Bibble
- The First No L
- The Marrying Kind
- Rock Hard
- The Fatman Always Rings Twice
- Christmas Crime
Best moments6
- Stewie and Brian use a time machine to go back to Nazi-era Poland and rescue Mort.
- While at an old record store, Peter and the guys tell stories of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters, and Elton John.
- Stewie experiences domestic life when he gets a mail-order bride from Ukraine; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.
- Mort, Peter and Quagmire burn down Goldman's pharmacy to collect the insurance money, but things go awry when Joe starts to look into the case.
- Quagmire has a freak accident; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police.
- The Griffins decorate their tree while Peter tells the story of Christmas.
- Road to Germany
- Rock Hard
- The Marrying Kind
- Burning Down the Bayit
- The Unkindest Cut
- Jesus, Mary and Joseph!