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Morty Seinfeld is a fictional character portrayed by Barney Martin in the TV series Seinfeld.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled The Pony Remark (season 2), they were 67 years old.
They appear in 20 episodes out of a total of 173 aired and have accumulated 2206 positive votes.
The character of Morty Seinfeld is mainly associated with Helen Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld and Elaine Benes.
Morty Seinfeld is also portrayed by Philip Bruns.

Morty Seinfeld

by Barney Martin

character

Episodes20

  • 7.8
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    The Pony Remark

    episode S2.E2 january 1991
    Jerry fears that an inappropriate comment he made at a dinner party caused his relative's subsequent death.
  • 8.2
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    The Pen

    episode S3.E3 october 1991
    Jerry and Elaine travel to Florida for a dinner in honor of his father. Jerry gets into an argument with a neighbor of his parents over an "astronaut pen."
  • 8
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    The Wallet

    episode S4.E5 september 1992
    Jerry is asked to explain to his parents why he does not wear the watch they gave him. Morty Seinfeld thinks his wallet has been stolen from him at his doctor's appointment.
  • 8
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    The Watch

    episode S4.E6 september 1992
    Jerry tries to buy his watch back from Uncle Leo, who found it in the garbage, having been thrown there by Jerry. George tries to resurrect the fledgling NBC deal, while Elaine plans a break up from her psychotherapist with Kramer's help.
  • 9.4
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    The Outing

    episode S4.E17 february 1993
    A prank by Elaine leads a newspaper journalist to think that Jerry and George are gay.
  • 8.6
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    The Pilot

    episode S4.E23 may 1993
    "Jerry," the television pilot, gets cast and finally airs. Elaine tries to discourage Dalrymple's romantic pursuit.
  • 8
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    The Wife

    episode S5.E17 march 1994
    Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife for a dry cleaning discount. Elaine gets mixed signals from a guy at the gym. George pees in the shower. Kramer meets his new girlfriend's family.
  • 8.4
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    The Raincoats

    episode S5.E18 april 1994
    Jerry and his latest girlfriend finally get alone time when they go on a date to see "Schindler's List", where Newman oversees them making out.
  • 8.2
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    The Kiss Hello

    episode S6.E16 february 1995
    Kramer tries to create a Utopian society when he puts up pictures of all the residents of his and Jerry's building. Jerry doesn't mind until the women of the building want to be greeted with a kiss. After Jerry objects to kissing hello, he's vilified and nearly kicked out of the building. Jerry also has to settle some family issues when Nana remembers that Uncle Leo was supposed to give Jerry's mom some money 50 years ago and Uncle Leo puts Nana in a home to keep her quiet. Meanwhile, Elaine's friend who is a physical therapist skips out on George's appointment and goes skiing instead, and they have a hard time telling her about her dated hairdo.
  • 8.2
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    The Doodle

    episode S6.E19 april 1995
    George dates a girl from Elaine's art class and wonders whether or not her humorous caricature of him is a sign that she likes him or not. Thanks to Newman's fleas, Jerry's visiting parents are forced to stay in Elaine's luxury hotel room. Elaine gets a potential job offer but accidentally leaves the manuscript in Jerry's flea-infested apartment.
  • 8.5
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    The Cadillac

    episode S7.E14 february 1996
    In this hour-long episode, Jerry performs the biggest show of his life in Atlantic City. He receives a rather generous pay check for the event, and decides to buy his father a Cadillac. Unfortunately, doing so puts Morty in the hot seat with the condo board of directors, where he serves as president. Morty is accused of stealing money from the board, and ultimately gets removed from his post as president and kicked out of the condo. Meanwhile, thanks to Elaine, George can score a date with "My Cousin Vinny" star Marisa Tomei but Elaine objects because of George's engagement with Susan. Kramer turns the tables on the cable company when they want to disconnect his service.
  • 8.4
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    The Shower Head

    episode S7.E15 february 1996
    Peterman wants Elaine to go to Africa, but when Elaine tests positive for Opium in her physical, that means no dice. George tries to convince his parents to move to Florida so that he finally gets his "buffer zone", but they have problems with Jerry's parents. Kramer and Newman scheme to buy black market shower heads when the building switches to low-flow ones.
  • 8.3
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    The Little Jerry

    episode S8.E11 january 1997
    Jerry bounces a check. Kramer buys a live chicken. George dates a female convict. Elaine dates a man who shaves his head.
  • 7.7
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    The Money

    episode S8.E12 january 1997
    Jerry's parents believe he is financially unstable. Kramer has trouble sleeping with his girlfriend. Elaine enjoys her position as President of the J. Peterman catalog. George hopes to get his parents' money when they die.
  • 7.9
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    The Van Buren Boys

    episode S8.E14 february 1997
    Kramer gets mixed up with a gang when he is mugged by them and mistakenly shows their secret sign.
  • 8.5
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    The English Patient

    episode S8.E17 march 1997
    Elaine is dragged to see the movie "El paciente inglés (1996) " on multiple occasions, even though she absolutely hates the film.
  • 8.1
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    The Blood

    episode S9.E4 october 1997
    Jerry's parents hire their friend Izzy Mandelbaum to become Jerry's personal trainer while George decides to associate food and television with his love life.
  • 7.9
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    The Wizard

    episode S9.E15 february 1998
    Jerry goes down to Florida for his father's birthday. George tries to avoid Susan's parents. Elaine can't figure out her new boyfriend's nationality. Kramer decides to retire.
  • 8.1
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    The Bookstore

    episode S9.E17 april 1998
    George is forced to buy a book he took with him into the bathroom. Jerry finds out that his Uncle Leo is a shoplifter. Elaine doesn't want to be known as the office skank. Kramer and Newman start a Hong Kong rickshaw business.
  • 7.8
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    The Finale

    episode S9.E22 may 1998
    After George and Jerry land a production deal with NBC, the four head out for Paris on NBC's private plane and are waylaid in a small Massachusetts town.

Best moments10

  • 8
    /10
    12% of the votes

    The Wallet

    episode S4.E5 september 1992
    Jerry is asked to explain to his parents why he does not wear the watch they gave him. Morty Seinfeld thinks his wallet has been stolen from him at his doctor's appointment.
  • 8.4
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    9% of the votes

    The Shower Head

    episode S7.E15 february 1996
    Peterman wants Elaine to go to Africa, but when Elaine tests positive for Opium in her physical, that means no dice. George tries to convince his parents to move to Florida so that he finally gets his "buffer zone", but they have problems with Jerry's parents. Kramer and Newman scheme to buy black market shower heads when the building switches to low-flow ones.
  • 8
    /10
    7% of the votes

    The Watch

    episode S4.E6 september 1992
    Jerry tries to buy his watch back from Uncle Leo, who found it in the garbage, having been thrown there by Jerry. George tries to resurrect the fledgling NBC deal, while Elaine plans a break up from her psychotherapist with Kramer's help.
  • 8.2
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    7% of the votes

    The Pen

    episode S3.E3 october 1991
    Jerry and Elaine travel to Florida for a dinner in honor of his father. Jerry gets into an argument with a neighbor of his parents over an "astronaut pen."
  • 8.5
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    5% of the votes

    The Cadillac

    episode S7.E14 february 1996
    In this hour-long episode, Jerry performs the biggest show of his life in Atlantic City. He receives a rather generous pay check for the event, and decides to buy his father a Cadillac. Unfortunately, doing so puts Morty in the hot seat with the condo board of directors, where he serves as president. Morty is accused of stealing money from the board, and ultimately gets removed from his post as president and kicked out of the condo. Meanwhile, thanks to Elaine, George can score a date with "My Cousin Vinny" star Marisa Tomei but Elaine objects because of George's engagement with Susan. Kramer turns the tables on the cable company when they want to disconnect his service.
  • 8.4
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    5% of the votes

    The Raincoats

    episode S5.E18 april 1994
    Jerry and his latest girlfriend finally get alone time when they go on a date to see "Schindler's List", where Newman oversees them making out.
  • 7.9
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    4% of the votes

    The Wizard

    episode S9.E15 february 1998
    Jerry goes down to Florida for his father's birthday. George tries to avoid Susan's parents. Elaine can't figure out her new boyfriend's nationality. Kramer decides to retire.
  • 7.8
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    2% of the votes

    The Pony Remark

    episode S2.E2 january 1991
    Jerry fears that an inappropriate comment he made at a dinner party caused his relative's subsequent death.
  • 7.7
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    1% of the votes

    The Money

    episode S8.E12 january 1997
    Jerry's parents believe he is financially unstable. Kramer has trouble sleeping with his girlfriend. Elaine enjoys her position as President of the J. Peterman catalog. George hopes to get his parents' money when they die.
  • 8.5
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    1% of the votes

    The English Patient

    episode S8.E17 march 1997
    Elaine is dragged to see the movie "El paciente inglés (1996) " on multiple occasions, even though she absolutely hates the film.

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