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Monty Staines is a fictional character portrayed by John Challis in the TV series Benidorm.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Episode #7.6 (season 7), they were 72 years old.
They appear in 15 episodes out of a total of 72 aired
The character of Monty Staines is mainly associated with Mateo Castellano.

Monty Staines

by John Challis

character

Episodes15

  • 7.6
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    Episode #7.6

    episode S7.E6 february 2015
    Jason is back but what is his connection to Janey York? Clive gets swindled out of 5,000 euros by dodgy estate agents Monty and Melanie. The Oracle and Noreen are stuck in a lift, discovering all sorts about each other.
  • 8.4
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    Episode #7.7

    episode S7.E7 february 2015
    Now back in charge Joyce is puzzled by Mateo's distant attitude. He has been summoned to go and see his mad mother-in-law Dolores, who, having accused him of abandoning wife and family, pulls a gun on him and ties him to a chair. Fortunately he rings the hotel and a rescue mission is launched. Liam hears from Psychic Sue that he has a job offer in Madrid, which he accepts, taking along a friend. By posing as a famous footballer and his agent Terri and Tiger retrieve Clive's money from Monty with the tacit approval of Melanie whilst Glynn's wife Rhiannon turns up. She has lost Donald though he does send Jacqueline a message to say that he is still alive.
  • 7.2
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    Episode #8.4

    episode S8.E4 february 2016
    Joyce gets a public proposal from dodgy estate agent Monty, who, due to a mix up with identity cards, believes she is very wealthy, though he takes it back on learning the truth. Les tells Mateo he is going for corrective surgery - meaning for his eyes - but Mateo assumes he means a sex change operation. Eddie, sweetening Sheron with a champagne dinner he won, cosies up to Jacqueline whilst Pauline gets spectacularly drunk, buying drinks for Jodie whom she mistakes for a midget. The other guests are judgmental - until Geoff gives an open mike speech in defence of family, which strikes a chord.
  • 7
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    Episode #8.7

    episode S8.E7 february 2016
    The Dawsons are overjoyed to learn that Jodie has won a place at stage school - until they realize the cost. Fortunately Eddie comes through to help. Joyce reluctantly allows British consul Sir Henry to hold the Pride of Benidorm awards at the Solana, hosted by the irritating comic Sammy Valentino and finds both Monty and Sir Henry vying for her affections, leading her to make a decision. Joey and Tiger win the Hero award after their mountain rescue though the two Peter Andre tribute acts come to blows whilst Mateo finds himself the perfect flat-mates and Les is reunited with Liam. Kenneth and Crystal Hennessy-Vass both shine at the karaoke evening, rounding off an eventful evening and holiday week.
  • 7.2
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    Episode #9.8

    episode S9.E8 april 2017
    Joyce returns from Barcelona as the alcohol ban ends - to the guests' delight., whilst Pauline finds herself succumbing to Malcolm, to her family's horror. Malcolm seems to have the upper hand, until Kenneth comes out with a revelation. Kenneth is also perturbed when he wrongly suspects that Liam has joined a self-help group to confront his unhappy childhood and seeks advice from Jacqueline and Troy. Elsewhere Monty fails to dupe Loretta into buying a holiday home though his affair with Joyce is exposed and Loretta saves her from humiliation whilst Eddie mourns a deceased friend and Rob makes a career decision.
  • 7.8
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    Episode #9.9

    episode S9.E9 may 2017
    A ten year old illegal hotel worker accidentally pollutes the swimming pool with weed killer so Joyce organizes a trip to the circus for the guests whilst it is refilled and, after a slow start, alcoholic clown Bean rallies the other performers and hotel staff to put on a hugely successful show. In the mean time Monty pulls strings to get the pool cleaned in time and an evening concert by Jacqueline's friends Madness rounds off a perfect day for the guests, ensuring the continued success of the Solana hotel. There are still setbacks for some but Monty has a proposal for Joyce.
  • 6.9
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    Episode #10.1

    episode S10.E1 february 2018
    It's Joyce and Monty's wedding day, but all doesn't go to plan.
  • 6.8
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    Episode #10.2

    episode S10.E2 march 2018
    The wedding party is finally rescued, apart from Kenneth, who later turns up having been saved by a handsome sailor and who turfs Stanley out of the salon he has been using as a dental surgery. The Dawsons meet Rob's girlfriend Cyd but Joyce is already starting to regret marrying slobbish Monty. Rob's friend, lustful Irish boy Callum takes Tyger's place as dim Joey's new holiday companion whilst Jacqueline has news for Kenneth and a karaoke performance raises eye-brows.
  • 7.1
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    Episode #10.3

    episode S10.E3 march 2018
    Joyce is interviewing for the entertainments manager job and is compromised by drunken clown Bean into making him a dubious children's entertainer and, with no other applicants, reluctantly gives the post to Monty. His first booking is magic act Crostini and Co but they are a disaster only saved by Bean. Liam returns to the hair salon now owned by Jacqueline where they have to hide Kenneth from love-sick giant Vladimir whilst Callum's sexual boasts are exposed as false and Loretta still believes that Cyd is a gold digger.
  • 6.8
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    Episode #10.4

    episode S10.E4 march 2018
    Monty searches for an entertainment star for the Solana.
  • 7.2
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    Episode #10.5

    episode S10.E5 april 2018
    Kenneth pretends to be straight to get out of unwanted attention.
  • 7.5
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    Episode #10.6

    episode S10.E6 april 2018
    Whilst Rob wins Cyd back and Noreen welcomes her twin sister Doreen Monty has a double problem - the deranged Sammy begging for a gig and the fact that he has spent all the entertainments budget. Jacqueline rumbles Nigel and Dennis whilst Liam disapproves of Kenneth cashing in on a customer's scratch card. Worse is to come when Sammy finally takes the stage.
  • 7.2
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    Episode #10.7

    episode S10.E7 april 2018
    Pauline is surprised to find her book has been published after Doreen secretly submits it but Noreen is shocked by its erotic content and the arrival of its publisher Malcolm, Pauline's ex-lover. Joyce is also horrified to learn Monty has signed a contract with Sammy Valentino and forces him to provide a get-out clause. Meanwhile Nigel and Dennis have cause to thank Les, leading to the arrest of somebody more dangerous, whilst Sheren and Billy enjoy a romantic day out. Nigel and Dennis depart with their prisoner but Les also disappears.
  • 7.3
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    Episode #10.8

    episode S10.E8 april 2018
    Kenneth goes all Shawshank after he is bricked in the Solana.
  • 7.2
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    Episode #10.9

    episode S10.E9 may 2018
    An inept Elvis impersonator tells Joyce the hotel is about to be sold whilst an airport strike prevents the Dawsons from returning home in time for Sheren and Billy's anniversary party. Fortunately Eddie meets an old friend who solves the problem whilst an unexpected announcement from Sam's boyfriend Angelo makes her realize how much Joey means to her. Joyce gets a further shock when she hears of Monty's new job but she has reckoned without his change of heart and they unite to foil Sir Henry.