Diane Simmons is a fictional character portrayed by Lori Alan in the TV series Family Guy.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Death Has a Shadow (season 1), they were 32 years old.
They appear in 63 episodes out of a total of 424 aired so far and have accumulated 4 positive votes.
The character of Diane Simmons is mainly associated with Peter Griffin and Lois Griffin.
Episodes63
Death Has a Shadow
episode S1.E1 january 1999After drinking too much at a stag party and falling asleep at work, Peter loses his job, signs up for welfare, and gets more money than expected.
I Never Met the Dead Man
episode S1.E2 april 1999Peter goes into shock after he disables the entire Quahog cable system while giving Meg driving lessons; Stewie plots to rid the world of broccoli.
Chitty Chitty Death Bang
episode S1.E3 april 1999Peter tries to make the best of a bad situation after he ruins Lois's plans for Stewie's birthday party; Meg's new friend tries to recruit her into a cult.
Mind Over Murder
episode S1.E4 april 1999Under house arrest, Peter transforms the basement into a bar, where Lois' singing becomes the main attraction.
Brian: Portrait of a Dog
episode S1.E7 may 1999Brian's life is on the line after he refuses to be treated like a dog.
Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
episode S2.E1 september 1999Peter changes for the worse after he and Lois inherit a mansion in Newport.
Holy Crap
episode S2.E2 september 1999Peter seeks divine inspiration when his retired father comes to visit and makes life troublesome; Chris suffers a gastrointestinal impasse.
Da Boom
episode S2.E3 december 1999Peter's paranoia about the end of the world makes the family cancel their New Year's Eve '99 plans, but for once, Peter is actually somewhat right.
Brian in Love
episode S2.E4 march 2000Brian turns to a therapist after his unrequited love for Lois causes him to lose control of his bladder.
Love Thy Trophy
episode S2.E5 march 2000Everyone on Spooner Street becomes enemies when a trophy they all won mysteriously goes missing; Meg makes extra tips as a waitress by telling everyone she's Stewie's teenage mother.
Death Is a Bitch
episode S2.E6 march 2000Death pays a visit to the Griffins after Peter fakes his death on an insurance form to avoid paying a hefty hospital bill.
The King Is Dead
episode S2.E7 march 2000Lois becomes the director of the Quahog Player's Theatre, until Peter becomes producer and changes everything.
If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'
episode S2.E9 april 2000Peter pretends Chris is dying so that Make-A-Dream-Come-True foundation can save a cancelled TV Show.
Running Mates
episode S2.E10 april 2000Peter resorts to mudslinging when he and Lois run as opponents in an election for the school board; Chris has a sexual awakening.
Fifteen Minutes of Shame
episode S2.E12 april 2000A vivacious actress will replace Meg, when a reality show based on the Griffins' home life becomes a ratings sensation in the MTV network.
Let's Go to the Hop
episode S2.E14 june 2000Peter infiltrates the high school after it's gripped by a toad-licking craze.
Dammit Janet
episode S2.E15 june 2000Stevie falls madly in love with another toddler at his new daycare; Peter takes advantage of Lois' new career as a stewardess.
E. Peterbus Unum
episode S2.E18 july 2000A zoning malfunction committed by the city planners gives Peter the opportunity to convert the Griffin household in the sovereign nation of Petirua.
Wasted Talent
episode S2.E20 july 2000Lois learns that Peter is a drunken savant when it comes to playing the piano, after he goes on a drinking binge to win one of Pawtucket Pat's silver scrolls.
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
episode S3.E3 july 2001After the toy company is taken over by a tobacco company, Peter is set up as the president and is sent to Washington to lobby against a bill.
One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
episode S3.E4 august 2001When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang.
Death Lives
episode S3.E6 august 2001Peter dies again, and Death shows him the errors of his ways.
Lethal Weapons
episode S3.E7 august 2001Lois takes Tae-Jitsu, quickly becomes a black-belt and scares away all of the frustrating New Yorkers that had come to Quahog to view the leaves.
The Kiss Seen Round the World
episode S3.E8 august 2001Meg takes an internship to work for Tom with Neil as her partner and kisses him during a life-threading situation that is caught on tape.
Mr. Saturday Knight
episode S3.E9 september 2001Losing his job at the toy factory is he least of his concerns, when Peter is caught monkeying around with a renaissance fair wench.
Ready, Willing and Disabled
episode S3.E15 december 2001Joe becomes a media darling after Peter spikes his sports drink with steroids during a track and field event for the disabled; the kids bicker over $26 they found.
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
episode S3.E17 january 2002Brian is sentenced to community service following a drunk driving episode; Peter cares for three endangered nestlings living in his freshly-grown beard.
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
episode S3.E21 february 2002Peter gets three wishes by a genie; The Griffins get superpowers; Quahog turns into the Little Rascals.
North by North Quahog
episode S4.E1 may 2005Peter and Lois try for a second honeymoon, but things go awry when he poses as Mel Gibson.
Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
episode S4.E2 may 2005Chris gets seduced by his new homicidal English teacher; Brian becomes a substitute teacher to a class of thugs.
Blind Ambition
episode S4.E3 may 2005Peter's desire to become famous for something causes him to go blind.
Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
episode S4.E9 july 2005Lois goes to jail after a shoplifting crime spree, but when the family breaks her out, they're forced to live in Asiantown.
PTV
episode S4.E14 november 2005After an incident at the Emmys, the FCC overreacts, so Peter decides to start his own cable network, until the FCC shut him down and start censoring his life.
The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz
episode S4.E18 december 2005Peter's father Francis visits and learns Stewie has not been baptized. He and Peter take Stewie without Lois' permission and have him baptized. Learning this, Lois impresses upon Peter that Stewie should have a choice so he starts one.
Patriot Games
episode S4.E20 january 2006After quarterback Tom Brady witnesses Peter pummeling several people in order to get to the bathroom, he recruits him to play for the New England Patriots.
Deep Throats
episode S4.E23 april 2006While Meg interns for Mayor West, Brian uncovers a scandal; Peter and Lois decide to reunite their old groovy band
You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
episode S4.E25 april 2006Brian's gay cousin Jasper comes to town to marry his fiancé, until Mayor West bans gay marriage to distract everyone from a financial scandal.
Petergeist
episode S4.E26 may 2006Peter's attempt to open build a movie theater on the Indian burial ground in his backyard releases a poltergeist that sucks Stewie into the television set.
Untitled Griffin Family History
episode S4.E27 may 2006When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic, where Peter tells them about their family history.
Stewie B. Goode
episode S4.E28 may 2006A near-death experience inspires Stewie to change his life.
Bango Was His Name Oh!
episode S4.E29 may 2006Stewie searches for a man he saw on TV who he believes is his real father.
Stewie Loves Lois
episode S5.E1 september 2006After she saves Rupert, Stewie smothers Lois with affection; After his first prostate exam, Peter sues Dr. Hartman for sexual harassment.
Hell Comes to Quahog
episode S5.E3 september 2006Meg takes a job at a new superstore, which causes Peter to lose his job and the town's electricity.
Prick Up Your Ears
episode S5.E6 november 2006Lois becomes the school's sex ed teacher, but is fired for having "radical" views; Stewie attempts to kill the Tooth Fairy.
Chick Cancer
episode S5.E7 november 2006Stewie tries to win over retired child actress Olivia; Peter makes his own chick flick.
Barely Legal
episode S5.E8 december 2006After taking her to the prom, Meg becomes obsessed with Brian; The guys join the police force to help Joe.
Airport '07
episode S5.E12 march 2007Peter becomes a redneck and gets Quagmire fired. So the gang sets out to get Quagmire his job back.
No Meals on Wheels
episode S5.E14 march 2007After Peter finds a valuable coin and sells it for $50, 000, he opens his own restaurant, but things don't end well when he bans Joe and all of his handicapped friends.
Boys Do Cry
episode S5.E15 april 2007When Stewie gets sick from communion, the town is convinced he's possessed by the devil, forcing the family to go on the run, and end up in Texas.
It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
episode S5.E17 may 2007Lois becomes the new Mayor of Quahog, but soon becomes corrupt with power.
Blue Harvest
episode S6.E1 september 2007With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter tells the story of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
Padre de Familia
episode S6.E6 november 2007Peter discovers that he is an illegal Mexican immigrant, so he is forced to take a job as a day laborer for Lois's father.
Peter's Daughter
episode S6.E7 november 2007When Meg awakens from a coma, Peter vows to treat her better than before, but doesn't approve of her dating an attractive doctor.
Back to the Woods
episode S6.E9 february 2008James Woods gets his revenge on Peter by stealing his identity and moving in with his family.
Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
episode S7.E6 november 2008Peter must pass the third grade in order to get a promotion at the brewery; Stewie turns Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr.'s nightclub into a trendy hotspot.
The Juice Is Loose!
episode S7.E9 march 2009Everyone is up in arms after Peter becomes friends with O.J. Simpson.
Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
episode S7.E11 march 2009Meg who is ill with the mumps, becomes religious and tries to convert Brian from Atheism; Stewie teleports the cast of Viaje a las estrellas: La nueva generación (1987) to Quahog.
420
episode S7.E12 april 2009Brian becomes the leading proponent for legalization of marijuana in Quahog.
Dog Gone
episode S8.E8 november 2009After accidentally killing another dog and surprised that no one cares, Brian tries to convince everyone that dogs should have the same value as humans.
Dial Meg for Murder
episode S8.E11 january 2010Meg goes to prison after her boyfriend escapes from jail, and returns as a frightening, hardened sociopath.
Extra Large Medium
episode S8.E12 february 2010Peter pretends to be a psychic after Lois sees one after Chris and Stewie get lost in the woods; Chris asks a girl with Down Syndrome out on a date.
April in Quahog
episode S8.E16 april 2010Peter makes an embarrassing confession about his kids as everyone thinks the world is about to come to an end.
And Then There Were Fewer
episode S9.E1 september 2010The residents of Quahog are invited to James Woods' house, where a murder mystery takes place.
- Death Has a Shadow
- I Never Met the Dead Man
- Chitty Chitty Death Bang
- Mind Over Murder
- Brian: Portrait of a Dog
- Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
- Holy Crap
- Da Boom
- Brian in Love
- Love Thy Trophy
- Death Is a Bitch
- The King Is Dead
- If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'
- Running Mates
- Fifteen Minutes of Shame
- Let's Go to the Hop
- Dammit Janet
- E. Peterbus Unum
- Wasted Talent
- Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
- One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
- Death Lives
- Lethal Weapons
- The Kiss Seen Round the World
- Mr. Saturday Knight
- Ready, Willing and Disabled
- Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
- Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
- North by North Quahog
- Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
- Blind Ambition
- Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
- PTV
- The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz
- Patriot Games
- Deep Throats
- You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
- Petergeist
- Untitled Griffin Family History
- Stewie B. Goode
- Bango Was His Name Oh!
- Stewie Loves Lois
- Hell Comes to Quahog
- Prick Up Your Ears
- Chick Cancer
- Barely Legal
- Airport '07
- No Meals on Wheels
- Boys Do Cry
- It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
- Blue Harvest
- Padre de Familia
- Peter's Daughter
- Back to the Woods
- Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
- The Juice Is Loose!
- Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
- 420
- Dog Gone
- Dial Meg for Murder
- Extra Large Medium
- April in Quahog
- And Then There Were Fewer