Linda is dying to relive her dream of becoming a star on Broadway, so she decides to host a dinner theater at the restaurant. But on opening night a shocking surprise leaves Linda with a more chilling production than she planned for.

When a drugged Bob kisses Gayle thinking she's Linda, Gayle develops a crush on him.

A bad review leads to drastic actions.

Tina finds herself in a love triangle.

When Linda takes Bob to the hospital after cutting his finger, the kids turn the basement into an underground casino.

Linda has an upcoming 25 year reunion at Cardinal Gennaro High. Debbie, chairman of the reunion, needs entertainment for the gala. Linda's old band, The Ta Tas, are not even her 3rd choice, but she asks Linda to round up the band: Angie, Patsy, Nancy, and Gayle. Linda does not want to do it: 25 years ago, Bad Hair Day rocked the talent show; and BHD still rocks the pro circuit. The kids egg on Linda until she agrees to perform. Tina plans to babysit, so the kids plan to attend. Like Louise says, who would miss the train wreck of all train wrecks? The kids fail to consider a key variable: Jen, the boring babysitter. All of a sudden, BHD... Woo! BHD will make one appearance; things are looking black at the Belcher house. The Ta Tas sound like cats being electrocuted while gnawing on tin cans and toenails. But Bob still has the most interesting date in the joint.

Bob and Linda ask Teddy to babysit the kids while they're on a romantic getaway at a Burger Convention. In the process, Teddy earns the title "Uncle Teddy" when he puts Tina's crush in his place for using her to get free burgers.

Bob and Tina participate in a father-daughter cardboard boat race; Linda takes Gene and Louise to a fire station open house.

Bob and Linda attend a loft party on a stormy night while the kids challenge their babysitter and face the storm in an ice cream truck.

Bob agrees to be the temporary chef at the Fischoeders' new nightclub; the kids throw a pool party in the restaurant basement when they get a hold of a stock tank.

The Belcher kids get into a cat-and-mouse game with Dr. Yap when he catches them stealing something in the waiting room of his office; Bob, Linda and Teddy try to clean bird poop off the restaurant window.

Bob and Linda are invited to a Valentine's Day dinner at a fancy restaurant on Kingshead Island; the kids attempt to get past Jen the babysitter so they can have cheap Valentine's Day candy.