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Jesus Christ is a fictional character portrayed by Alec Sulkin in the TV series Family Guy.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Petarded (season 4), they were 32 years old.
They appear in 236 episodes out of a total of 424 aired so far

Jesus Christ

by Alec Sulkin

character

Episodes236

  • 8.2
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    Petarded
    episode S4.E6 june 2005
    After winning at the children's edition of trivial pursuit, Peter thinks he's a genius until testing proves that he's actually intellectually disabled.
  • 8
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    Fat Guy Strangler
    episode S4.E17 november 2005
    Lois discovers a long-lost brother, but her new relative has a deadly secret.
  • 7.6
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    Sibling Rivalry
    episode S4.E22 march 2006
    Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy, and refuses to have sex, causing Lois to gain weight; Stewie's half-brother Bertram declare an all-out war for control over the playground.
  • 7.7
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    Untitled Griffin Family History
    episode S4.E27 may 2006
    When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic, where Peter tells them about their family history.
  • 8.2
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    Stewie Loves Lois
    episode S5.E1 september 2006
    After she saves Rupert, Stewie smothers Lois with affection; After his first prostate exam, Peter sues Dr. Hartman for sexual harassment.
  • 7.4
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    Mother Tucker
    episode S5.E2 september 2006
    Peter's mom starts dating Tom Tucker; Brian and Stewie host their own raunchy radio program.
  • 7.5
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    Hell Comes to Quahog
    episode S5.E3 september 2006
    Meg takes a job at a new superstore, which causes Peter to lose his job and the town's electricity.
  • 7.6
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    Saving Private Brian
    episode S5.E4 november 2006
    Stewie and Brian join the army and are sent to Iraq; Chris becomes the lead singer of a rock band.
  • 7.6
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    Whistle While Your Wife Works
    episode S5.E5 november 2006
    Lois does Peter's work while he recovers from losing his fingers in an accident; Brian begins dating an unintelligent woman, much to Stewie's delight.
  • 7.3
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    Prick Up Your Ears
    episode S5.E6 november 2006
    Lois becomes the school's sex ed teacher, but is fired for having "radical" views; Stewie attempts to kill the Tooth Fairy.
  • 7.4
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    Chick Cancer
    episode S5.E7 november 2006
    Stewie tries to win over retired child actress Olivia; Peter makes his own chick flick.
  • 7.8
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    Barely Legal
    episode S5.E8 december 2006
    After taking her to the prom, Meg becomes obsessed with Brian; The guys join the police force to help Joe.
  • 7.8
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    Road to Rupert
    episode S5.E9 january 2007
    After Brian accidentally sells Rupert at a yard sale, he and Stewie travel to Aspen to get him back; Meg is forced to be Peter's driver after he loses his license.
  • 7.6
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    Peter's Two Dads
    episode S5.E10 february 2007
    After Francis dies, Peter learns his real father lives in Ireland, so he and Brian set out to find him.
  • 7.6
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    The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
    episode S5.E11 february 2007
    Peter becomes the neighborhood bully; Stewie has a cancer scare after staying in a tanning bed too long.
  • 7.7
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    Airport '07
    episode S5.E12 march 2007
    Peter becomes a redneck and gets Quagmire fired. So the gang sets out to get Quagmire his job back.
  • 7.2
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    No Meals on Wheels
    episode S5.E14 march 2007
    After Peter finds a valuable coin and sells it for $50, 000, he opens his own restaurant, but things don't end well when he bans Joe and all of his handicapped friends.
  • 7.2
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    Boys Do Cry
    episode S5.E15 april 2007
    When Stewie gets sick from communion, the town is convinced he's possessed by the devil, forcing the family to go on the run, and end up in Texas.
  • 7.3
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    No Chris Left Behind
    episode S5.E16 may 2007
    After being expelled for having the lowest average standardized test score, Chris is accepted into a snobby private school, forcing the family to struggle to pay the tuition.
  • 7.5
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    It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
    episode S5.E17 may 2007
    Lois becomes the new Mayor of Quahog, but soon becomes corrupt with power.
  • 8.4
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    Meet the Quagmires
    episode S5.E18 may 2007
    Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 to be 18 again, but when he bails on Lois, he soon learns he's alters the present, where Lois is married to Quagmire.
  • 8.2
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    Blue Harvest
    episode S6.E1 september 2007
    With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter tells the story of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
  • 7.2
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    Movin' Out (Brian's Song)
    episode S6.E2 september 2007
    Brian moves in with Jillian, but Stewie moves in to to help pay the rent. Meg and Chris both get jobs at the local convenience store.
  • 7.4
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    Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
    episode S6.E3 october 2007
    Joe gets a leg transplant to allow him to walk again, only for his new legs to make him abandon Bonnie and the guys.
  • 8.3
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    Stewie Kills Lois
    episode S6.E4 november 2007
    Stewie kills Lois, and one year after her disappearance, Peter is charged with her death.
  • 8.3
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    Lois Kills Stewie
    episode S6.E5 november 2007
    With Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination.
  • 6.9
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    Padre de Familia
    episode S6.E6 november 2007
    Peter discovers that he is an illegal Mexican immigrant, so he is forced to take a job as a day laborer for Lois's father.
  • 7.3
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    Peter's Daughter
    episode S6.E7 november 2007
    When Meg awakens from a coma, Peter vows to treat her better than before, but doesn't approve of her dating an attractive doctor.
  • 7.6
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    McStroke
    episode S6.E8 january 2008
    Peter sues a fast food chain after he suffers a stroke from eating over 30 hamburgers in one sitting.
  • 7.4
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    Back to the Woods
    episode S6.E9 february 2008
    James Woods gets his revenge on Peter by stealing his identity and moving in with his family.
  • 7.2
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    Play It Again, Brian
    episode S6.E10 march 2008
    Brian decides to declare his love for Lois as she and Peter accompany him to a writers' convention, and the Griffin kids are babysat by Herbert.
  • 6.8
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    The Former Life of Brian
    episode S6.E11 april 2008
    When Brian decides to look up an old flame on a whim, he discovers, to his horror, that he is the father of her teenage son.
  • 7.5
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    Long John Peter
    episode S6.E12 may 2008
    Peter begins to act like a pirate when he gets a parrot, creating havoc in Quahog; Chris falls for vet intern Anna.
  • 6.8
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    Love Blactually
    episode S7.E1 september 2008
    Stewie convinces Brian to take it slow with his new girlfriend, but she becomes impatient and hooks up with Cleveland. Brian then tries to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife Loretta to get him out of the picture.
  • 8
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    I Dream of Jesus
    episode S7.E2 october 2008
    Peter rediscovers his favorite song, "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen, and discovers that Jesus Christ is working at a used record store in Quahog, and sets out to let everyone know that he has come back.
  • 8.1
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    Road to Germany
    episode S7.E3 october 2008
    Stewie and Brian use a time machine to go back to Nazi-era Poland and rescue Mort.
  • 7.5
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    Baby Not on Board
    episode S7.E4 november 2008
    The Griffins decide to take a vacation to the Grand Canyon, only to leave Stewie behind.
  • 7.5
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    The Man with Two Brians
    episode S7.E5 november 2008
    Peter gets the Griffins a new, younger dog to eventually replace an aging Brian.
  • 7.1
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    Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
    episode S7.E6 november 2008
    Peter must pass the third grade in order to get a promotion at the brewery; Stewie turns Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr.'s nightclub into a trendy hotspot.
  • 7.6
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    Ocean's Three and a Half
    episode S7.E7 february 2009
    The guys try to help Joe and Bonnie get money for their hospital bill after their baby is born after seven year of Bonnie being pregnant, a baby who Stewie develops a crush on.
  • 7.4
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    Family Gay
    episode S7.E8 march 2009
    Peter becomes temporarily gay after participating in a medical study.
  • 6.4
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    The Juice Is Loose!
    episode S7.E9 march 2009
    Everyone is up in arms after Peter becomes friends with O.J. Simpson.
  • 7.6
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    Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
    episode S7.E11 march 2009
    Meg who is ill with the mumps, becomes religious and tries to convert Brian from Atheism; Stewie teleports the cast of Viaje a las estrellas: La nueva generación (1987) to Quahog.
  • 7.6
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    420
    episode S7.E12 april 2009
    Brian becomes the leading proponent for legalization of marijuana in Quahog.
  • 7.9
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    Stew-Roids
    episode S7.E13 april 2009
    Stewie begins taking steroids after being beat up by Susie; Chris starts dating popular girl Connie.
  • 7.3
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    We Love You Conrad
    episode S7.E14 may 2009
    Brian dates "Hills" star Lauren Conrad while trying to hide the fact that he is in love with someone else.
  • 8.1
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    Three Kings
    episode S7.E15 may 2009
    A series of parodies based on the Stephen King movies "Stand by Me," "Misery," and "The Shawshank Redemption."
  • 7.1
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    Peter's Progress
    episode S7.E16 may 2009
    The story of Griffin Peterson and the founding of Quahog.
  • 9.1
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    Road to the Multiverse
    episode S8.E1 september 2009
    Brian and Stewie explore a series of alternate universes.
  • 7.1
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    Family Goy
    episode S8.E2 october 2009
    When Lois finds out her mother was a Holocaust survivor, Peter decides to adopt the Jewish faith.
  • 6.7
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    Spies Reminiscent of Us
    episode S8.E3 october 2009
    With the help of Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd, Stewie and Brian discover that Mayor West is a Cold War sleeper agent; Peter and the guys start an improv group.
  • 7.1
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    Brian's Got a Brand New Bag
    episode S8.E4 november 2009
    Brian becomes the laughing stock of the family when he begins dating an older woman, but things get worse when she breaks her hip and he has to be her errand-boy.
  • 7.1
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    Hannah Banana
    episode S8.E5 november 2009
    Brian helps Stewie meet Miley Cyrus, only to discover a secret about her identity; The family discovers that the evil monkey in Chris's closet isn't actually evil.
  • 7.2
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    Quagmire's Baby
    episode S8.E6 november 2009
    Quagmire is forced to take care of a baby he fathered when she is left on his doorstep, while Stewie creates clones of himself and Brian.
  • 7.1
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    Jerome Is the New Black
    episode S8.E7 november 2009
    The guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends.
  • 7.5
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    Dog Gone
    episode S8.E8 november 2009
    After accidentally killing another dog and surprised that no one cares, Brian tries to convince everyone that dogs should have the same value as humans.
  • 7.3
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    Business Guy
    episode S8.E9 december 2009
    Peter takes over Pewterschmidt Industries when Carter has a heart attack and goes into a coma.
  • 7.5
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    Big Man on Hippocampus
    episode S8.E10 january 2010
    When Peter develops amnesia after hitting his head, he forgets everything and everyone, forcing the family to help regain his memory.
  • 7.5
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    Dial Meg for Murder
    episode S8.E11 january 2010
    Meg goes to prison after her boyfriend escapes from jail, and returns as a frightening, hardened sociopath.
  • 6.8
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    Extra Large Medium
    episode S8.E12 february 2010
    Peter pretends to be a psychic after Lois sees one after Chris and Stewie get lost in the woods; Chris asks a girl with Down Syndrome out on a date.
  • 7.2
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    Go, Stewie, Go!
    episode S8.E13 march 2010
    Stewie poses as a girl so that he can appear on Jolly Farm, and falls for a female co-star; Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age.
  • 6.8
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    Peter-assment
    episode S8.E14 march 2010
    Peter is sexually harassed by Angela, but will he follow through with her advances and keep his job?
  • 7.1
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    Brian Griffin's House of Payne
    episode S8.E15 march 2010
    CBS turns Brian's pilot for a heartwarming drama into a sitcom starring James Woods; Meg and Chris try to hide Stewie's accidental head injury.
  • 7.2
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    April in Quahog
    episode S8.E16 april 2010
    Peter makes an embarrassing confession about his kids as everyone thinks the world is about to come to an end.
  • 7.5
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    Quagmire's Dad
    episode S8.E18 may 2010
    Quagmire's dad undergoes a sex change, and Brian, who was out of town for a seminar, ends up sleeping with him after the sex change.
  • 7.3
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    The Splendid Source
    episode S8.E19 may 2010
    With Cleveland's help, Peter, Joe, and Quagmire blow off a couples' getaway to Maine to search for the origin of the world's funniest dirty joke.
  • 7.6
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    Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
    episode S8.E20 may 2010
    Peter makes good on another power outage at home by retelling Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.
  • 7.4
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    Partial Terms of Endearment
    episode S8.E21 june 2010
    Lois agrees to be a surrogate mother for her friend, but when she unexpectedly dies, Lois and Peter argue over whether to continue with the pregnancy.
  • 6.5
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    Excellence in Broadcasting
    episode S9.E2 october 2010
    Brian does a 180 on Rush Limbaugh and befriends him after he reads one of his books.
  • 7
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    Welcome Back Carter
    episode S9.E3 october 2010
    After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret, until he accidentally spills the beans.
  • 7.9
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    Halloween on Spooner Street
    episode S9.E4 november 2010
    Peter and Joe team up to execute Halloween pranks on Quagmire; Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating; Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party.
  • 7.1
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    Baby, You Knock Me Out
    episode S9.E5 november 2010
    Lois becomes a champion foxy boxer, and Peter acts as her manager.
  • 7
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    Brian Writes a Bestseller
    episode S9.E6 november 2010
    Brian's self-help book becomes a best-seller after Stewie becomes his manager; Lois decides that she and Peter need separate beds, leaving him to look for a new cuddle buddy.
  • 8.2
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    Road to the North Pole
    episode S9.E7 december 2010
    Disappointed with the Mall Santa, Stewie and Brian decide to go up to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson, only to face a shocking revelation.
  • 7.1
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    And I'm Joyce Kinney
    episode S9.E9 january 2011
    Lois becomes friends with the new news anchor, only to have her reveal Lois's most embarrassing secret on air.
  • 7.3
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    Friends of Peter G.
    episode S9.E10 february 2011
    Peter and Brian cause a public disturbance at the movie theater and they are forced to attend A.A. for thirty days. Peter tempts everyone to drink in secret at the meeting and all of the members start drinking. Peter proceeds to drive home drunk, but he falls asleep at the wheel and he dies. Peter is visited by Death to show him the flaws of drinking and what it would be like if he sobered up. Peter decides to enjoy drinking in moderation, which pleases Lois and the rest of the family. At the dump, two seagulls drink all of Peter's discarded beers he has thrown out.
  • 6.8
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    German Guy
    episode S9.E11 february 2011
    A jealous Mr. Herbert tries to tell Chris that the elderly German puppeteer that he is hanging out with is actually a notorious Nazi war criminal.
  • 7.2
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    Trading Places
    episode S9.E13 march 2011
    Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, and Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade places.
  • 7.1
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    Tiegs for Two
    episode S9.E14 april 2011
    Brian enlists Quagmire's help to score a date with a new friend, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other's old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian.
  • 6.8
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    Brothers & Sisters
    episode S9.E15 april 2011
    After yet another failed marriage, Lois' sister, Carol, comes to stay, and quickly falls in love with Mayor West.
  • 8.1
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    The Big Bang Theory
    episode S9.E16 may 2011
    Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.
  • 6.5
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    Foreign Affairs
    episode S9.E17 may 2011
    Lois goes on a vacation with Bonnie to Paris, unaware of her intentions; Peter homeschools Chris and Meg.
  • 7.2
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    It's a Trap!
    episode S9.E18 may 2011
    The Griffins reprise their intergalactic roles in an outrageous retelling of Return of the Jedi.
  • 7.2
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    Lottery Fever
    episode S10.E1 september 2011
    When the Griffins win millions in the lottery, they can't handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.
  • 6.3
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    Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q
    episode S10.E3 october 2011
    Quagmire and the guys try to save his sister Brenda from her abusive boyfriend.
  • 7
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    Stewie Goes for a Drive
    episode S10.E4 november 2011
    Stewie runs away after crashing Brian's car; Peter befriends Ryan Reynolds.
  • 6.8
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    Thanksgiving
    episode S10.E6 november 2011
    Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.
  • 7
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    Amish Guy
    episode S10.E7 november 2011
    The Griffins stay in an Amish village after their car breaks down, but problems arise when Meg falls for a boy in the village.
  • 7.5
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    Cool Hand Peter
    episode S10.E8 december 2011
    Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip, only to earn a one-way ticket to jail.
  • 6.7
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    Grumpy Old Man
    episode S10.E9 december 2011
    Lois's dad retires to a senior community in Florida, but has trouble getting used to it.
  • 7.2
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    Meg and Quagmire
    episode S10.E10 january 2012
    When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.
  • 7.7
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    The Blind Side
    episode S10.E11 january 2012
    Brian dates a blind woman who hates dogs; Peter can't stop falling down the new stairs.
  • 7
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    Livin' on a Prayer
    episode S10.E12 january 2012
    Lois takes matters into her own hands when Stewie's sick friend is denied medical treatment by his Christian Scientists parents.
  • 6.8
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    Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream
    episode S10.E13 february 2012
    Peter helps Tom Tucker revive his acting career; Chris starts dating a girl who looks exactly like Lois.
  • 6.9
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    Be Careful What You Fish For
    episode S10.E14 february 2012
    Peter befriends a dolphin who moves in, and soon becomes annoying; Stewie asks for Brian's help in busting a negligent day care worker.
  • 6.7
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    Burning Down the Bayit
    episode S10.E15 march 2012
    Mort, Peter and Quagmire burn down Goldman's pharmacy to collect the insurance money, but things go awry when Joe starts to look into the case.
  • 7.4
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    Killer Queen
    episode S10.E16 march 2012
    Peter and Chris are sent to fat camp, where a serial killer targets overweight kids; Stewie is traumatized by the frightening Queen album cover that included a robot.
  • 8
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    Forget-Me-Not
    episode S10.E17 march 2012
    After a car accident, Peter, Brian, Joe, and Quagmire wake up in a hospital with no memory and discover that they're the last people left on Earth.
  • 7
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    You Can't Do That on Television, Peter
    episode S10.E18 april 2012
    Peter creates his own children's TV show, portraying Lois as an annoying nag; Meg shadows Dr. Hartman.
  • 7.6
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    Mr. & Mrs. Stewie
    episode S10.E19 april 2012
    Stewie falls for a girl who's just as wicked as him; Peter and Quagmire take their friendship to the next level.
  • 7.6
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    Leggo My Meg-O
    episode S10.E20 may 2012
    When Meg and Ruth get kidnapped in Paris, Brian and Stewie make an attempt to save them.
  • 6.6
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    Tea Peter
    episode S10.E21 may 2012
    Peter joins the Tea Party, only to discover that Carter Pewterschmidt is using the party to get rid of the government for his own selfish motives.
  • 7.7
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    Family Guy Viewer Mail #2
    episode S10.E22 may 2012
    A British version of Family Guy (Chap of the manor); Everybody Peter touches turns into Robin Williams (Fatman and Robin); A day through Stewie's point of view (Point of Stew).
  • 7.3
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    Internal Affairs
    episode S10.E23 may 2012
    Peter talks Joe into having an affair with his new attractive partner, until Bonnie finds out.
  • 7.3
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    Into Fat Air
    episode S11.E1 september 2012
    The Griffins try to beat Lois's obnoxious ex-boyfriend's family to the top of Mount Everest.
  • 7.1
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    Ratings Guy
    episode S11.E2 october 2012
    After the Griffins become a Nielsen Family, everyone gets mad at Peter for convincing the networks to make ridiculous changes to popular shows.
  • 6.7
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    The Old Man and the Big 'C'
    episode S11.E3 november 2012
    Brian and Stewie learn that Carter Pewterschmidt's company has developed a cure for cancer, but is keeping it from the public.
  • 8.4
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    Yug Ylimaf
    episode S11.E4 november 2012
    Brian causes time to move backwards when he tampers with Stewie's time machine, which may result in Stewie being unborn.
  • 7.1
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    Joe's Revenge
    episode S11.E5 november 2012
    Joe, with the help of Peter and Quagmire, looks to track down the person responsible for his injuries.
  • 7.3
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    Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
    episode S11.E6 november 2012
    Lois goes through a mid-life crisis; Stewie discovers that his new pet turtle is evil.
  • 7
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    Friends Without Benefits
    episode S11.E7 december 2012
    Meg finds out that her crush is actually gay and is interested in Chris.
  • 6.8
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    Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
    episode S11.E8 december 2012
    The Griffins decorate their tree while Peter tells the story of Christmas.
  • 7.2
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    Space Cadet
    episode S11.E9 january 2013
    The Griffins wind up stuck in orbit on a space shuttle after Peter and Lois send Chris to Florida for space camp.
  • 7.1
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    Brian's Play
    episode S11.E10 january 2013
    Brian receives widespread acclaim for his new play, until Stewie writes one overnight that puts his to shame.
  • 6.9
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    The Giggity Wife
    episode S11.E11 january 2013
    After a drunken night out at Harvard with the guys, Quagmire discovers that he married a decrepit old prostitute.
  • 7.2
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    Valentine's Day in Quahog
    episode S11.E12 february 2013
    Shows how the individual characters spend their Valentine's Day.
  • 6.7
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    Chris Cross
    episode S11.E13 february 2013
    Chris is fed up with Meg blackmailing him, so he moves in with Mr. Herbert; Stewie and Brian become huge fans of Anne Murray.
  • 6.8
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    Call Girl
    episode S11.E14 march 2013
    Lois works for a phone sex line and Peter falls in love with her, not knowing that he is actually speaking to his wife.
  • 6.6
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    Turban Cowboy
    episode S11.E15 march 2013
    Peter becomes a Muslim but later discovers that he is also part of a terrorist plot to blow up a bridge in Quahog.
  • 7.5
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    12 and a Half Angry Men
    episode S11.E16 march 2013
    Mayor West is on trial for murder, and Brian is the only one on the jury who thinks he is not guilty.
  • 6.8
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    Bigfat
    episode S11.E17 april 2013
    Peter reverts back to a feral state after being lost in the Canadian wilderness for two months after a plane crash.
  • 6.6
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    Save the Clam
    episode S11.E19 may 2013
    The guys fight to save The Drunken Clam from closing after Horace dies; Meg gets a job at a funeral home.
  • 7.2
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    Farmer Guy
    episode S11.E20 may 2013
    Due to the high crime rate in Quaghog, the family move to a farm, where they discover a meth lab in the basement.
  • 7.9
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    Roads to Vegas
    episode S11.E21 may 2013
    Stewie's teleportation device malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas.
  • 6.7
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    No Country Club for Old Men
    episode S11.E22 may 2013
    The Griffins are introduced to the Country Club lifestyle when Chris begins dating the owner's daughter, much to the chagrin of Carter.
  • 6.9
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    Finders Keepers
    episode S12.E1 september 2013
    Peter goes on a real-life treasure hunt based on a treasure map from a child's meal menu. Peter also had dad breath due to the shrimp from the new restaurant.
  • 5.8
    /10

    Vestigial Peter
    episode S12.E2 october 2013
    Peter has a vestigial twin growing of his neck, and he has surgery to remove it and have it become a separate entity.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Quagmire's Quagmire
    episode S12.E3 november 2013
    Quagmire begins dating a sexually insatiable woman; Stewie finds himself torn between Rupert and his old teddy bear Oscar.
  • 6.7
    /10

    A Fistful of Meg
    episode S12.E4 november 2013
    Lois helps Peter get over his fear of Principle Shepherd naked. Meanwhile Meg and her friends witnessed Brian and Stewie getting beat up by Trevor, Mad Dog and Mental Mike. Meg decides to help them stand up before they commit suicide.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Boopa-dee Bappa-dee
    episode S12.E5 november 2013
    The Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family's passports.
  • 4.7
    /10

    Life of Brian
    episode S12.E6 november 2013
    Brian dies and Stewie cannot use his time machine to save him. Meanwhile, Peter replaces Brian with an Italian dog named Vinny.
  • 6.4
    /10

    Into Harmony's Way
    episode S12.E7 december 2013
    Fame gets to Peter when he forms a song writing team with Quagmire.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Christmas Guy
    episode S12.E8 december 2013
    Peter fills Carter with the spirit of Christmas. Meanwhile, Stewie goes back in time to save Brian.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Peter Problems
    episode S12.E9 january 2014
    Lately Peter hasn't been able to perform very well in the bedroom. So he asks Quagmire and Joe to step in and help him get his mojo back.
  • 7
    /10

    Grimm Job
    episode S12.E10 january 2014
    Peter tells Stewie the stories "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood," and "Cinderella."
  • 6
    /10

    Brian's a Bad Father
    episode S12.E11 january 2014
    Brian uses his son to get a writing job for a TV show, and Quagmire stops being friends with Peter after he accidentally shoots him.
  • 6.3
    /10

    Mom's the Word
    episode S12.E12 march 2014
    When Peter craps his pants during the mourning of his mom. Peter is seduced by his late mother's longtime friend, while Stewie is distraught over the realities of death.
  • 6.5
    /10

    3 Acts of God
    episode S12.E13 march 2014
    Peter and the guys set out to find God and ask him to stop interfering in the outcomes of football games.
  • 5.4
    /10

    Fresh Heir
    episode S12.E14 march 2014
    When Carter makes Chris the sole future heir to his fortune after caring for him, Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth within his reach.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Secondhand Spoke
    episode S12.E15 march 2014
    Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign after taking up smoking cigarettes, while Stewie helps Chris face school bullies.
  • 5.7
    /10

    Herpe, the Love Sore
    episode S12.E16 april 2014
    Stewie gets herpes from Brian, while Peter and the guys discover that another group has taken their favorite booth at the Drunken Clam.
  • 6.9
    /10

    The Most Interesting Man in the World
    episode S12.E17 april 2014
    Lois calls Peter an idiot for bringing home the wrong baby, so he goes to Chicago on a business trip and returns a smart, classy person.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Baby Got Black
    episode S12.E18 april 2014
    Chris runs away with Jerome's daughter Pam, whom Jerome has forbidden Chris from dating, so Jerome must work with Peter to find their kids.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Meg Stinks!
    episode S12.E19 may 2014
    Peter takes Meg to a college for an interview, but end up partying; Brian is forced to live outside after being sprayed by a skunk.
  • 7
    /10

    Chap Stewie
    episode S12.E21 may 2014
    Stewie tries to erase himself from history when Peter and Chris constantly interrupt his TV time, only to end up as the baby of a British family.
  • 8.4
    /10

    The Simpsons Guy
    episode S13.E1 september 2014
    After fleeing Quahog due to Peter's misogynistic comic strip, the Griffins get their car stolen and end up getting stuck in Springfield.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Baking Bad
    episode S13.E3 october 2014
    Peter and Lois open a bakery, but things get out of hand when Peter comes up with a way to attract customers.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Brian the Closer
    episode S13.E4 november 2014
    After getting a cosmetic surgery, Brian becomes a real estate agent, only to get in trouble with Quagmire.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Turkey Guys
    episode S13.E5 november 2014
    On the night before Thanksgiving, Peter and Brian get drunk and eat the whole turkey, so they have to get a new one on Thanksgiving Day. With Peter gone, Stewie tries to help Chris take over as the man of the house.
  • 6
    /10

    The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin
    episode S13.E6 december 2014
    Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.
  • 7.4
    /10

    Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure
    episode S13.E7 january 2015
    Stewie and Brian take Chris back through time to help him with history class, only to end up stuck in the past.
  • 7
    /10

    Our Idiot Brian
    episode S13.E8 january 2015
    Brian begins to think he's not so smart when he takes the SAT'S for Meg and gets a low score, so Peter decides to show him the joys of being an idiot.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Encyclopedia Griffin
    episode S13.E11 february 2015
    Peter and the guys start a detective agency and discover that Chris is a thief. In the meantime, Lois is worried about Chris when gets involved in a delusional relationship.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Dr. C and the Women
    episode S13.E13 march 2015
    Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like, and Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Once Bitten
    episode S13.E15 april 2015
    Brian becomes more submissive as a result of attending obedience school and Chris discovers his new friend is using him to get close to Meg.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Peter, Chris & Brian
    episode S14.E5 november 2015
    After watching a VHS tape of his younger self, Peter, with Brian's help, launch a plan to make sure Chris doesn't take the same path.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Peter's Sister
    episode S14.E6 november 2015
    Peter's sister Karen comes over for Thanksgiving, while Stewie goes a little too far as he and Brian go on a cleanse to avoid overeating.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Brokeback Swanson
    episode S14.E8 december 2015
    Joe becomes a quadriplegic while Brian has an affair with a married woman.
  • 6.9
    /10

    A Shot in the Dark
    episode S14.E9 december 2015
    While participating in a newly formed neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.
  • 7.1
    /10

    The Peanut Butter Kid
    episode S14.E11 january 2016
    Stewie's new role brings Peter and Lois into show business.
  • 7
    /10

    Take a Letter
    episode S14.E17 april 2016
    An old flame returns to Peter's life after Lois finds a dead letter at the post office. Stewie goes to a new preschool and tries to fit in with a rich new friend.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Road to India
    episode S14.E20 may 2016
    Brian falls in love with a tech support girl, so he and Stewie go to India to find her; Peter becomes the center of attention when he's invited to Joe's bingo night.
  • 7.3
    /10

    High School English
    episode S15.E7 november 2016
    The classic novels "The Great Gatsby", "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", and "Of Mice and Men" are re-enacted.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Carter and Tricia
    episode S15.E8 december 2016
    Carter falls in love with Channel 5 News reporter, Tricia Takanawa; Stewie becomes Brian's driving instructor.
  • 7.2
    /10

    How the Griffin Stole Christmas
    episode S15.E9 december 2016
    Peter fills in for the mall Santa and becomes drunk with power; Stewie and Brian crash holiday office parties for free food, drama, and women.
  • 7.2
    /10

    The Dating Game
    episode S15.E14 march 2017
    Quagmire discovers Tinder, forcing the guys to intervene; Stewie learns the perks of scoliosis.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Cop and a Half-Wit
    episode S15.E15 march 2017
    Peter helps Joe solve crime cases; Stewie joins a football team, and panics when he gets a concussion.
  • 7.4
    /10

    Saturated Fat Guy
    episode S15.E16 march 2017
    When Lois forces him to eat healthy food, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods; Meg joins a roller derby team.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Dearly Deported
    episode S15.E19 may 2017
    Chris volunteers to take care of his Mexican girlfriend's twin babies, but after learning that she can't come back to the U.S, the Griffins go to Mexico.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Nanny Goats
    episode S16.E3 october 2017
    The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, giving Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Follow the Money
    episode S16.E4 october 2017
    Chris receives a special one-dollar bill for his birthday that gets passed throughout Quahog.
  • 8
    /10

    The D in Apartment 23
    episode S16.E6 november 2017
    Brian gets kicked out of the house for posting an offensive tweet that goes viral. And moves into an apartment temporarily.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Petey IV
    episode S16.E7 november 2017
    Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him. Meanwhile, strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline and pursues a coworker.
  • 7.3
    /10

    Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
    episode S16.E8 december 2017
    Meg's drinking both concerns and delights Peter; Brian suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. After becoming a hero, Brian comes back with the family.
  • 7.5
    /10

    Dog Bites Bear
    episode S16.E11 january 2018
    Stewie and Brian have a falling out; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot.
  • 6.8
    /10

    V is for Mystery
    episode S16.E13 march 2018
    Stewie and Brian become detectives and embark on solving a string of murders set in Victorian era London.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Veteran Guy
    episode S16.E14 april 2018
    Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are sentenced to join the Coast Guard.
  • 7.2
    /10

    The Woof of Wall Street
    episode S16.E15 april 2018
    Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter and the guys look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.
  • 6.8
    /10

    'Family Guy' Through the Years
    episode S16.E16 april 2018
    The show looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled in the '50s, '60s and '70s.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Switch the Flip
    episode S16.E17 april 2018
    Chaos ensues in Quahog when Stewie's body-swapping machine malfunctions.
  • 7.6
    /10

    HTTPete
    episode S16.E18 may 2018
    Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, attracting the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.
  • 6.6
    /10

    The Unkindest Cut
    episode S16.E19 may 2018
    Quagmire has a freak accident; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Are You There God? It's Me, Peter
    episode S16.E20 may 2018
    After falling into a coma, Peter comes face-to-face with God, leading him to ask some of life's tough questions.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Married with Cancer
    episode S17.E1 september 2018
    Brian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he proposes marriage.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Dead Dog Walking
    episode S17.E2 october 2018
    Brian's marriage to Jess doesn't go as planned, so at Peter's suggestion, he lets himself go, leading Jess to make a surprising decision.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Pal Stewie
    episode S17.E3 october 2018
    Stewie befriends a boy his age; Peter and Lois attend a seminar on self-empowerment.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Big Trouble in Little Quahog
    episode S17.E4 october 2018
    Stewie invents a shrinking machine that shrinks him and Brian down to microscopic size.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Regarding Carter
    episode S17.E5 november 2018
    Carter gives Lois a surprising birthday present that leads to an unfortunate accident, leaving him dependent on the Griffins' care.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Stand by Meg
    episode S17.E6 november 2018
    Stewie vows to make Meg's life better after she saves him from choking; Chris is sent to a vocational school.
  • 6.9
    /10

    The Griffin Winter Games
    episode S17.E7 november 2018
    Meg takes the family by surprise when she makes the US Winter Olympics team.
  • 5.7
    /10

    Con Heiress
    episode S17.E8 december 2018
    Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy old heiress with a long name. Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Pawtucket Pete
    episode S17.E9 december 2018
    When the Pawtucket Brewery's new bosses take over and want to change the company's mascot after the original boss Angela dies, Peter and Brian go head-to-head to become the new face.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Hefty Shades of Gray
    episode S17.E10 january 2019
    Tom Tucker teaches Peter how to report fake news; Brian and Stewie help Chris improve his love life.
  • 5.8
    /10

    Trump Guy
    episode S17.E11 january 2019
    The Griffins move to the White House where Peter is hired as the new Press Secretary.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Bri, Robot
    episode S17.E12 february 2019
    Brian worries about his legacy, so Stewie makes him a robot duplicate as a living biography; Peter starts working at a massage parlor.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Family Guy Lite
    episode S17.E14 march 2019
    Peter goes on a health kick; when Lois starts writing a romantic fantasy novel, Brian and Stewie investigate into her possible crush.
  • 4.2
    /10

    You Can't Handle the Booth
    episode S17.E16 march 2019
    The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Throw It Away
    episode S17.E18 april 2019
    Lois challenges the other Griffins to throw out anything that no longer gives them joy, only to take the decluttering to a surprising extreme.
  • 5.9
    /10

    Yacht Rocky
    episode S18.E1 september 2019
    When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, the family take Peter on a cruise to calm his nerves, but the trip doesn't go as planned.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Cat Fight
    episode S18.E5 november 2019
    Brian tries to shut down Quagmire's cat café; Lois decides to send Meg and Chris to church camp when they get in trouble at school.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Shanksgiving
    episode S18.E8 november 2019
    Peter gets himself arrested to avoid Lois' special Thanksgiving dinner; A secret that Stewie's been keeping from everyone is revealed.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Christmas Is Coming
    episode S18.E9 december 2019
    Meg gets a surprising response when she takes Stewie to meet Santa at the mall; Brian tries to help when the experience leaves Stewie scarred.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Short Cuts
    episode S18.E11 february 2020
    When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal who is now a successful millionaire dog reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Undergrounded
    episode S18.E12 february 2020
    Peter builds a tunnel to the Drunken Clam after Lois grounds him for secretly getting a credit card and spending all of the family's money.
  • 6.6
    /10

    The Movement
    episode S18.E14 march 2020
    Peter becomes the face of racial justice when diarrhea makes him kneel during the national anthem as he starts coaching a minor league baseball team.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Baby Stewie
    episode S18.E15 march 2020
    Stewie builds a machine to help him stay smart, but it turns him into an actual baby.
  • 6.4
    /10

    Start Me Up
    episode S18.E16 april 2020
    Peter is told to work from home when his sweat becomes a liability; Stewie and Chris create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay for the damages done to an electronics store.
  • 7
    /10

    Coma Guy
    episode S18.E17 april 2020
    Peter's newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen results in him getting into a car accident and falling into a coma.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)
    episode S18.E20 may 2020
    Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins when he gets fired for fat-shaming Chris at school; Brian sues Stewie for portraying him as an idiot in a series of children's books.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Stewie's First Word
    episode S19.E1 september 2020
    Stewie finally says his first word - and it's a swear, leaving Lois shunned by the other moms, so she tries to figure out where Stewie could've heard it.
  • 6.3
    /10

    CutawayLand
    episode S19.E4 november 2020
    Peter and Lois get transported into a cutaway that they inadvertently set up at the same time.
  • 6.4
    /10

    Meg's Wedding
    episode S19.E6 november 2020
    Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected resident of Quahog; Peter loses his arms on one of his many adventures after finding a new vest.
  • 7
    /10

    The First No L
    episode S19.E9 december 2020
    The Griffins must save Christmas without Lois when she walks out on them for failing to help her with the shopping.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Boy's Best Friend
    episode S19.E11 february 2021
    Brian bonds with his new girlfriend's son; Peter, Quagmire, and Cleveland take a joyride in Joe's new classic Corvette.
  • 6.1
    /10

    And Then There's Fraud
    episode S19.E12 february 2021
    Peter and Chris start a memorabilia business after going to a baseball game; Stewie gets plastic surgery to combat aging, but takes it too far.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Meg Goes to College
    episode S19.E18 may 2021
    Meg endures a college admissions scandal caused by Peter and Lois; Brian goes on a fitness journey.
  • 6.2
    /10

    Tales of Former Sports Glory
    episode S19.E20 may 2021
    Cleveland, Quagmire, and Peter share stories of athletic accomplishments from their youth.
  • 6.4
    /10

    LASIK Instinct
    episode S20.E1 september 2021
    Lois decides to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her failing vision for personal gain; Peter, Chris, Stewie, and Brian must partake in activities with Doug that his father neglects.
  • 6.1
    /10

    Rock Hard
    episode S20.E2 october 2021
    While at an old record store, Peter and the guys tell stories of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters, and Elton John.
  • 6.6
    /10

    80's Guy
    episode S20.E4 october 2021
    Peter's nostalgia for the '80s compels him to recreate iconic movie scenes from that decade; Stewie competes with Doug to retrieve a frisbee from the top of the jungle gym.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Cootie & The Blowhard
    episode S20.E6 november 2021
    Stewie fears he has a terminal case of "cooties"; Peter enjoys Bonnie's cooking.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Peterschmidt Manor
    episode S20.E7 november 2021
    Peter turns the Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel while Lois and Carter attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny.
  • 7.6
    /10

    The Fatman Always Rings Twice
    episode S20.E9 november 2021
    Peter does a noir-style investigation of Meg's disappearance.
  • 6.3
    /10

    Mister Act
    episode S20.E11 january 2022
    Peter has an accident that leaves him with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus helps him fend off the other choir boys; Stewie becomes attracted to Lois' masculine physique.
  • 6.4
    /10

    Lawyer Guy
    episode S20.E13 march 2022
    Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor, who turns out to be Brick. Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Hard Boiled Meg
    episode S20.E15 march 2022
    Meg becomes a getaway driver; Quagmire, unable to cure his hiccups, asks Peter to kill him.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Prescription Heroine
    episode S20.E16 march 2022
    Lois becomes addicted to painkillers prescribed for Brian after he gets hurt. Peter's ping pong table becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Bend or Blockbuster
    episode S21.E2 october 2022
    The Griffins go on a road trip to Bend, Oregon - to the last Blockbuster on Earth - so they can rent a VHS for movie night.
  • 7.1
    /10

    The Stewaway
    episode S21.E7 november 2022
    Stewie winds up in Paris when he takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase during a game of hide and seek. Peter and Lois go to Vermont, where Lois intends to get more Instagram "likes" than Bonnie.
  • 6.3
    /10

    Get Stewie
    episode S21.E8 november 2022
    Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a pop star unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.
  • 6.3
    /10

    The Candidate
    episode S21.E10 december 2022
    Stewie and Doug run opposing campaigns to be the class "snack captain".
  • 6.4
    /10

    Love Story Guy
    episode S21.E11 january 2023
    The guys tell stories of their first true loves.
  • 6.6
    /10

    White Meg Can't Jump
    episode S21.E14 march 2023
    Meg joins the Adam West High basketball team. Stewie ends up with multiple personalities after going down a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Adoptation
    episode S21.E15 march 2023
    Carter adopts a girl from an orphanage to restore his public image, making Lois jealous.
  • 6.1
    /10

    Vat Man and Rob 'Em
    episode S21.E18 april 2023
    When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Adult Education
    episode S21.E20 may 2023
    Meg comes home from Russia after realizing she was used for a green card marriage; Chris joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at Adam West High as an extracurricular activity.