Ted Danson is a fictional character portrayed by Ted Danson in the TV series Curb Your Enthusiasm.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Ted and Mary (season 1), they were 52 years old.
They appear in 31 episodes out of a total of 120 aired and have accumulated 373 positive votes.
The character of Ted Danson is mainly associated with Larry David, Cheryl David and Jeff Greene.
Episodes31
Ted and Mary
episode S1.E2 october 2000Larry and Cheryl enjoy their bowling double-date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen, but it ends badly when Larry accuses the bowling alley of misplacing his sneakers. Later, Ted gets the wrong idea about Larry when he goes shopping with Mary at a downtown department store.
Chet's Shirt
episode S3.E1 september 2002Larry and Cheryl visit a friend whose husband has died. Larry likes the shirt he wore in a photo. He goes to the store later to buy it. Jeff asks Larry to invest in a new restaurant. Larry puts trash into a garbage cart and a man objects.
Club Soda and Salt
episode S3.E3 september 2002Larry, Jeff and Ted seek a chef for the restaurant. Larry doesn't like Ted's idea. Larry searches and learns things: Cheryl has a new, male, tennis playing pal; wedding gifts a year late are rejected; club soda and salt removes all stains.
The Nanny from Hell
episode S3.E4 october 2002A restaurant investor has a pool party but only Larry and Jeff show. Larry uses the house toilet and gets the nanny fired. Larry suggests her to Jeff and Susie. She snaps and Susie's life is threatened. Lewis wants in a quotation book.
The Corpse-Sniffing Dog
episode S3.E7 october 2002Jeff must leave his house because he's allergic to the guard dog Susie bought. Larry tries to get Jeff and Susie's daughter Sammy to give up the dog but she won't. He looks to please both Jeff's family and friends who also want the dog.
The Weatherman
episode S4.E4 january 2004Larry questions a weatherman's ability to manipulate the media so he can have the country club to himself.
The Larry David Sandwich
episode S5.E1 september 2005Larry is changed by a near-death experience, a revelation about his father, and a sandwich named after him.
The End
episode S5.E10 december 2005In the season finale, Larry learns who his real parents are and flies to Arizona to meet them. After a life-changing religious revelation, Larry decides to give Richard Lewis a kidney. Will Larry survive the operation - or is it the end?
Meet the Blacks
episode S6.E1 september 2007Larry's trick to avoid a party backfires on he and Cheryl, infuriating her. To make amends, he agrees to take in the Black family who lost their home in Hurricane Edna. Cheryl plans her own party and Larry makes an unfortunate cake choice.
The Anonymous Donor
episode S6.E2 september 2007Larry has made a large donation to a nonprofit and they name a wing after him. But he's indignant to discover Ted Danson made a similar donation, staying "anonymous." Also, Cheryl is livid when she finds a large stain in the guest bedroom.
The Freak Book
episode S6.E5 october 2007Larry's birthday gift to Ted Danson, the coffee table book "Mondo Freaks," gets him in trouble with all he shows it to: Ted, the limo driver, tennis star John McEnroe, a group of random mourners and Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills.
The TiVo Guy
episode S6.E7 october 2007Cheryl is finally tired of Larry being Larry after her plane encounters severe turbulence and Larry seems more concerned about a malfunctioning TV device. After Cheryl announces that she's leaving Larry, the incident quickly splits up Larry's friends, who now have to break the news to Larry as to whose side they are taking.
The Hot Towel
episode S7.E4 october 2009A series of bizarre events leads Larry to get his doctor's personal phone number, but how much will Larry's doctor regret it?
Denise Handicap
episode S7.E5 october 2009Larry embraces the upside of disability when he courts a handicap woman to take to a recital at a friend's house, but she doesn't return the favor when Suzie throws Larry's cell phone in the ocean and Larry loses her number in the process.
Foisted!
episode S9.E1 october 2017Larry tries to rid himself of an inept assistant, offends Jeff's barber, and gets into hot water over a new project.
The Pickle Gambit
episode S9.E2 october 2017Larry reaches out to a familiar face, gives a hotel guest sartorial advice, and tries to create a diversion to help a friend's nephew.
A Disturbance in the Kitchen
episode S9.E3 october 2017Larry turns to a writer for advice, and he gets ticketed by an overzealous cop while searching for Susie's "little sister."
Running with the Bulls
episode S9.E4 october 2017Larry's therapist accuses him of overstepping doctor-patient bounds; Susie grows suspicious of Jeff; and Larry bribes an usher at a funeral.
The Shucker
episode S9.E9 november 2017Larry is blackmailed by an employee and tormented by someone from his past; he and Jeff pitch a new creative venture.
Fatwa!
episode S9.E10 december 2017On Jeff and Susie's daughter Sammi's wedding day, Larry has a scheduling conflict, takes issue with some work associates, and hosts a pair of ungrateful houseguests.
Happy New Year
episode S10.E1 january 2020Larry kicks off the new year with new rival Mocha Joe; at a cocktail party hosted by Jeff and Susie, Larry gets roped into lunch plans and has a misunderstanding with a caterer.
Side Sitting
episode S10.E2 january 2020Larry's lawyer tries to resolve the situation with his assistant, Alice; Larry surprises Susie with an impressive birthday gift and comes one step closer to exacting revenge on Mocha Joe.
Artificial Fruit
episode S10.E3 february 2020Larry drops the ball when he gets the chance to make amends with his assistant Alice. Larry and Richard go to extreme lengths for their upcoming lunch date.
You're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey
episode S10.E4 february 2020Travel plans go awry when Larry brings an impromptu date to a destination wedding. At the hotel, Larry finds himself in a sticky situation when he goes searching for a toothbrush.
Insufficient Praise
episode S10.E5 february 2020Larry receives a problematic gift from Freddy Funkhouser, causes trouble with Richard's new girlfriend, and offends one of Jeff's A-list clients.
The Ugly Section
episode S10.E7 march 2020Larry attempts to capitalize on a friend's unexpected death, takes issue with a pattern of discrimination at a trendy restaurant, and offers his dermatologist's son a job; Richard has a suspiciously-good day on the golf course.
Beep Panic
episode S10.E9 march 2020Mocha Joe hatches a plan to sabotage his adversary. Larry develops a debilitating habit and takes pity on a waitress. Richard prepares for a career-defining role.
The Mini Bar
episode S11.E3 november 2021In a last-ditch effort, Larry enlists Cheryl's help with a project and, later, concocts a plan that could finally save his newest creative venture.
Irma Kostroski
episode S11.E7 december 2021Ahead of Election Day, Larry befriends City Councilwoman Irma Kostroski while mediating a conflict between a difficult actor and his prop master.
What Have I Done?
episode S11.E8 december 2021Larry does damage control to remain in Irma's good graces while encouraging Leon to monetize his knack for husbandly counsel.
The Mormon Advantage
episode S11.E10 december 2021With the city council vote rapidly approaching, Larry gives some unsolicited marriage advice and hosts an event for an American hero.
- Ted and Mary
- Chet's Shirt
- Club Soda and Salt
- The Nanny from Hell
- The Corpse-Sniffing Dog
- The Weatherman
- The Larry David Sandwich
- The End
- Meet the Blacks
- The Anonymous Donor
- The Freak Book
- The TiVo Guy
- The Hot Towel
- Denise Handicap
- Foisted!
- The Pickle Gambit
- A Disturbance in the Kitchen
- Running with the Bulls
- The Shucker
- Fatwa!
- Happy New Year
- Side Sitting
- Artificial Fruit
- You're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey
- Insufficient Praise
- The Ugly Section
- Beep Panic
- The Mini Bar
- Irma Kostroski
- What Have I Done?
- The Mormon Advantage
Best moments10
- Larry and Cheryl visit a friend whose husband has died. Larry likes the shirt he wore in a photo. He goes to the store later to buy it. Jeff asks Larry to invest in a new restaurant. Larry puts trash into a garbage cart and a man objects.
- Larry and Cheryl enjoy their bowling double-date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen, but it ends badly when Larry accuses the bowling alley of misplacing his sneakers. Later, Ted gets the wrong idea about Larry when he goes shopping with Mary at a downtown department store.
- Larry's trick to avoid a party backfires on he and Cheryl, infuriating her. To make amends, he agrees to take in the Black family who lost their home in Hurricane Edna. Cheryl plans her own party and Larry makes an unfortunate cake choice.
- Larry turns to a writer for advice, and he gets ticketed by an overzealous cop while searching for Susie's "little sister."
- Larry's birthday gift to Ted Danson, the coffee table book "Mondo Freaks," gets him in trouble with all he shows it to: Ted, the limo driver, tennis star John McEnroe, a group of random mourners and Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills.
- Larry has made a large donation to a nonprofit and they name a wing after him. But he's indignant to discover Ted Danson made a similar donation, staying "anonymous." Also, Cheryl is livid when she finds a large stain in the guest bedroom.
- 1% of the votes
You're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey
episode S10.E4 february 2020Travel plans go awry when Larry brings an impromptu date to a destination wedding. At the hotel, Larry finds himself in a sticky situation when he goes searching for a toothbrush. - A series of bizarre events leads Larry to get his doctor's personal phone number, but how much will Larry's doctor regret it?
- Larry reaches out to a familiar face, gives a hotel guest sartorial advice, and tries to create a diversion to help a friend's nephew.
- Larry, Jeff and Ted seek a chef for the restaurant. Larry doesn't like Ted's idea. Larry searches and learns things: Cheryl has a new, male, tennis playing pal; wedding gifts a year late are rejected; club soda and salt removes all stains.
- Chet's Shirt
- Ted and Mary
- Meet the Blacks
- A Disturbance in the Kitchen
- The Freak Book
- The Anonymous Donor
- You're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey
- The Hot Towel
- The Pickle Gambit
- Club Soda and Salt