Linda struggles to connect with Louise when they attend a mother-daughter seminar, while Bob takes Tina to get her legs waxed.

Louise is horrified when she develops her first crush.

A school trip to the museum turns wild for the Belchers.

Linda has an upcoming 25 year reunion at Cardinal Gennaro High. Debbie, chairman of the reunion, needs entertainment for the gala. Linda's old band, The Ta Tas, are not even her 3rd choice, but she asks Linda to round up the band: Angie, Patsy, Nancy, and Gayle. Linda does not want to do it: 25 years ago, Bad Hair Day rocked the talent show; and BHD still rocks the pro circuit. The kids egg on Linda until she agrees to perform. Tina plans to babysit, so the kids plan to attend. Like Louise says, who would miss the train wreck of all train wrecks? The kids fail to consider a key variable: Jen, the boring babysitter. All of a sudden, BHD... Woo! BHD will make one appearance; things are looking black at the Belcher house. The Ta Tas sound like cats being electrocuted while gnawing on tin cans and toenails. But Bob still has the most interesting date in the joint.

A series of mishaps leave Tina the center of attention at a classmate's Bat Mitzvah she wasn't invited to.

Bob and Linda ask Teddy to babysit the kids while they're on a romantic getaway at a Burger Convention. In the process, Teddy earns the title "Uncle Teddy" when he puts Tina's crush in his place for using her to get free burgers.

After being pestered by the kids and a mistake by Gretchen, Linda decides to dye her hair full blonde. Meanwhile, when trying to quit the Thunder Girls Tina is asked to find a mole in the troop.

The kids try to escape Saturday detention so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival.

Tina manages to convince her parents to send her to horse camp; but in doing so, she realizes she must end her relationship with her imaginary horse, Jericho.

With Valentine's Day around the corner, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos and Bob comes up with a romantic gesture to impress Linda.

Gene learns that the formula for his favorite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. In the meantime, Bob gets wrapped up in one of Teddy's not-so-perfect plans.

Linda could lose her position as the leader of the Wagstaff bake sale when Louise gets in trouble at school.

Gene is nervous about going to his first sleepover and realizes he had a right to be when things don't go as planned.

Louise gets into a turf war with a juice truck owner trying to set up shop in the Belcher's alley; Linda realizes she can't always come to her sister's defense.

The Belcher kids' revenge plan against the school counselor gets them involved in a sibling rivalry between two pilots. Meanwhile Teddy invites Bob and Linda to a paper airplane contest.

Gene is upset with his best friend ditching him for Courtney as a roller-dancing partner; Teddy, Linda and Bob discover someone stalking the restaurant.

Bob winds up working at a local sandwich shop when the family forces him to take a day off; a last-minute baby shower is thrown for a female biker group.

Gene convinces Tina and Louise to help him save a misunderstood plankton blob from being destroyed by a yacht club.

On a school field trip, the kids visit a marionette theater, where Louise gets on the owner's bad side; Bob takes pity on a guy handing out flyers outside the restaurant.

The kids get involved in Bob's plan to surprise Linda for their anniversary.

Bob and Gene try to acquire a rare mushroom for a Burger of the Day; Tina thinks her new prescription glasses have given her a superpower.

Linda works a temp job at the post office to make extra money for the holidays; Bob and Tina get stuck at home with Linda's family; Gene and Louise try to find the perfect gift for Tina.

Tina suspects sabotage when Josh gets injured on-stage in a tap show.

Louise must confront her fear of pooping in public on an overnight school trip to the aquarium; Linda enlists the rest of the family to make a video for her parents' anniversary.

Bob goes on a quest to find a misplaced key to a lock box; Tina tries to learn a hand-slapping song that everyone else can do.

Louise convinces Bob and Linda to cash in on the Valentine's Day dinner business, forcing them to put their plans on hold; Tina attends Tammy's Anti-Valentine's Day party.

Linda drags Bob and the kids into her efforts to take the best family picture ever.

On a trip to the flea market, Bob and Linda are haunted by a lie they told the kids about what happened to their beloved stuffed animal, Wheelie Mammoth.

Gene is left home alone when Linda and Tina go to the shoe store, while Bob, Louise and Teddy buy restaurant equipment from a creepy guy Bob found on the internet.

Bob gets into a four-car fender bender outside the restaurant and finding out who's at fault proves to be harder than he thought.

Linda recruits the kids in her fight to save a dumb local tradition; Bob is entranced by an online cucumber.

Tina invites her friends to see an old campy vampire sing-along movie with her and Bob; Linda opens a restaurant for raccoons in the alley.

Louise must attend the Pixie Princess Promenade to pay Millie a debt; a bouquet shaped like a dog forces Linda to face her past.

Bob goes on a road trip with Teddy; Linda and the kids compete to be Employee of the Day.

Bob and Linda are invited to a Valentine's Day dinner at a fancy restaurant on Kingshead Island; the kids attempt to get past Jen the babysitter so they can have cheap Valentine's Day candy.

Teddy is forced to face his past when Linda encourages him to attend a farewell ceremony for the ship on which he served in the Navy.

Bob and Linda try to attend all the kids' holiday performances at the same time.

Tina brings Bob on her quest to earn her ThunderGirls bird-watching badge; Louise and Gene try to keep their new restaurant game a secret from Linda.

The Belcher kids join a crustacean-themed wrestling show; Linda tries to form a 21-day habit.