Two and a Half Men

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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
  • 25min
  • Seasons: 12
  • Episodes: 261
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Two and a Half Men

season 2

serie United States 2003 - 2015

Episode rating

Season 2
7.9
E1
7.6
E2
7.9
E3
7.9
E4
7.6
E5
7.8
E6
7.3
E7
8.0
E8
7.8
E9
7.9
E10
8.0
E11
8.0
E12
8.1
E13
7.6
E14
7.9
E15
8.2
E16
7.8
E17
8.1
E18
7.8
E19
7.6
E20
7.8
E21
7.6
E22
8.7
E23
8.3
E24

Cast of season 2

In order of relevance in the season

Episodes of season 224

  • 7.9
    /10

    Back Off Mary Poppins
    episode S2.E1 september 2004
    Charlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering but Alan is not invited. Things got worse when Alan is also not invited to Judith's party even though her guests are Alan's friends.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
    episode S2.E2 september 2004
    Alan is hurt after finding out Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician. Meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.
  • 7.9
    /10

    A Bag Full of Jawea
    episode S2.E3 october 2004
    After Jake flips off his teacher, Alan and Judith move to punish him. Charlie, meanwhile, has other plans for Jake's teacher. Chaos ensues when Jake discovers the relationship and the increasingly overbearing Miss Pasternak tells Charlie she believes God brought them together.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Go Get Mommy's Bra
    episode S2.E4 october 2004
    After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Bad News from the Clinic
    episode S2.E5 october 2004
    Charlie is dating a self-assured woman who plays hard to get, easily dismisses him, and he finds it disarming. Rose gets Charlie to see that his new lady-friend, Sherry, is in his head because she is just like him; a self-centered, manipulative, narcissist. Charlie debates breaking it off. Alan and Jake fiercely battle wills over Jake doing his homework.
  • 7.8
    /10

    The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
    episode S2.E6 october 2004
    After confessing responsibility for a childhood shoplifting incident blamed on Alan, Charlie seeks the forgiveness of his now infuriated brother.
  • 7.3
    /10

    A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
    episode S2.E7 november 2004
    Evelyn announces she is receiving an honor from the real estate industry and that Charlie and Alan will host a party in her honor. Mayhem ensues when Berta and her sister agree to cater the event, but sibling rivalry takes center stage.
  • 8
    /10

    Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
    episode S2.E8 november 2004
    Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on.
  • 7.8
    /10

    Yes, Monsignor
    episode S2.E9 november 2004
    Charlie runs into a newly-divorced ex, now single mom, who's willing to give him another shot. Back home, Jake tries to diagnose his learning problems.
  • 7.9
    /10

    The Salmon Under My Sweater
    episode S2.E10 november 2004
    Charlie struggles to write a jingle for a new cartoon. Meanwhile, Alan spends time with Rose, and Jake procrastinates doing a book report.
  • 8
    /10

    Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
    episode S2.E11 december 2004
    Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhile, Alan overhears something he shouldn't on Jake's webcam.
  • 8
    /10

    A Lung Full of Alan
    episode S2.E12 january 2005
    An old classmate is in town while Charlie and Alan spar over whom she likes more.
  • 8.1
    /10

    Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów
    episode S2.E13 january 2005
    Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
    episode S2.E14 january 2005
    Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Smell the Umbrella Stand
    episode S2.E15 february 2005
    Charlie and Alan's weekend trip to Las Vegas has a little trouble getting off the ground.
  • 8.2
    /10

    Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
    episode S2.E16 february 2005
    It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing seems to be going right.
  • 7.8
    /10

    Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
    episode S2.E17 february 2005
    Berta teaches Jake something about cleanliness while Charlie's in pain after a sexual encounter went horribly wrong.
  • 8.1
    /10

    It Was Mame, Mom
    episode S2.E18 march 2005
    Charlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But how long can they keep up the act?
  • 7.8
    /10

    A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
    episode S2.E19 march 2005
    A freak food-flinging accident leaves Alan with impaired vision, which doesn't bode well especially when he draws a liking to one of Charlie's exes.
  • 7.6
    /10

    I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
    episode S2.E20 april 2005
    Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues.
  • 7.8
    /10

    A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
    episode S2.E21 may 2005
    After one of her ex-husbands dies, Evelyn summons Alan, Charlie, and Jake to the funeral, where Charlie takes a keen interest in the widow.
  • 7.6
    /10

    That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
    episode S2.E22 may 2005
    Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.
  • 8.7
    /10

    Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
    episode S2.E23 may 2005
    After finding out that Jake has spent the night at his other grandparents' house, Evelyn insists that Jake spend a night at her place. After convincing Jake to stay at her place, Alan and Charlie worry about how Jake will be affected by his overnight visit.
  • 8.3
    /10

    Does This Smell Funny to You
    episode S2.E24 may 2005
    Jake recounts his weekend in which Charlie's latest fling is with a woman who turns out to be married to a now very angry old man.