Two and a Half Men

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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
  • 25min
  • Seasons: 12
  • Episodes: 261
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Two and a Half Men

season 9

serie United States 2003 - 2015

Episode rating

Season 9
5.5
E1
5.3
E2
5.3
E3
5.7
E4
5.8
E5
5.6
E6
5.9
E7
6.6
E8
6.4
E9
6.2
E10
6.3
E11
5.7
E12
6.6
E13
6.3
E14
6.4
E15
6.6
E16
5.5
E17
5.7
E18
6.3
E19
6.0
E20
6.2
E21
6.3
E22
5.7
E23
6.4
E24

Cast of season 9

In order of relevance in the season

Episodes of season 924

  • 5.5
    /10

    Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
    episode S9.E1 september 2011
    After the death of Charlie Harper, Alan faces the reality of moving out of his brother's beach house - until he meets a depressed Internet billionaire whose wife just left him.
  • 5.3
    /10

    People Who Love Peepholes
    episode S9.E2 september 2011
    Walden buys Charlie's house and hires Berta as his live-in housekeeper, forcing Alan to move back in with his mom. However, Alan sees an opportunity to come back when Walden asks for advice about getting his wife back.
  • 5.3
    /10

    Big Girls Don't Throw Food
    episode S9.E3 october 2011
    While preparing for a romantic dinner with his wife, Walden accidentally talks Jake into dropping out of school.
  • 5.7
    /10

    Nine Magic Fingers
    episode S9.E4 october 2011
    Alan begins working on getting Lyndsey back, but his days at Walden's place may be numbered after Walden hooks up with Charlie's gold-digger ex girlfriend, Courtney.
  • 5.8
    /10

    A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
    episode S9.E5 october 2011
    Lyndsey dumps Alan after he agrees to be completely honest about his past, and a stoned Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing him a party.
  • 5.6
    /10

    The Squat and the Hover
    episode S9.E6 october 2011
    Alan convinces Walden to see Charlie's old shrink after he gets his divorce papers from Bridget, but his spirits are soon lifted after he meets a lesbian who looks like her.
  • 5.9
    /10

    Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
    episode S9.E7 october 2011
    Walden hires Evelyn as his interior decorator, but Alan is convinced that she just wants to take advantage of him sexually. Meanwhile, Alan inherits Charlie's journal, and Jake has a crush on his tutor, but she has a crush on Walden.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Thank You for the Intercourse
    episode S9.E8 november 2011
    Still emotional after Charlie's death and jealous over Walden's ability to pick up hot single women, Alan takes a break from reality and channels his inner Charlie.
  • 6.4
    /10

    Frodo's Headshots
    episode S9.E9 november 2011
    Upon his return from the "stress clinic," Alan finds out that Jake got his girlfriend pregnant, Walden and Lyndsey are sleeping together, and he has to move out immediately.
  • 6.2
    /10

    A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
    episode S9.E10 november 2011
    After Jake talks Walden into asking out a woman he meets at a supermarket, Alan considers hocking Walden's incredibly expensive wedding ring to get out of debt.
  • 6.3
    /10

    What a Lovely Landing Strip
    episode S9.E11 december 2011
    Just as Walden appears ready to pursue a new relationship with Zoe, Bridget returns and says that she wants him back.
  • 5.7
    /10

    One False Move, Zimbabwe!
    episode S9.E12 december 2011
    Walden's mother arrives for Christmas and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about a brother from Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
    episode S9.E13 january 2012
    When Bridget and Walden's mother try to take control of Walden's company, Walden puts Alan on the board. But can he be trusted once Walden's mother gets to him?
  • 6.3
    /10

    A Possum on Chemo
    episode S9.E14 january 2012
    While Zoe pressures Walden into shaving and cutting his hair, Alan discovers that Lyndsey is dating a younger man.
  • 6.4
    /10

    The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
    episode S9.E15 february 2012
    Walden looks for ways to spice up his lackluster love life with Zoey, including a batch of Berta's "special" brownies.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
    episode S9.E16 february 2012
    Alan and Walden are stuck at home with their feuding girlfriends on Valentine's Day because of a torrential storm.
  • 5.5
    /10

    Not in My Mouth!
    episode S9.E17 february 2012
    When Zoey doesn't return his "I love you," Walden retaliates by immediately picking up on another woman.
  • 5.7
    /10

    The War Against Gingivitis
    episode S9.E18 february 2012
    Walden's estranged ex-business partner comes to him with a billion-dollar business idea, and another secret or two.
  • 6.3
    /10

    Palmdale, Ech
    episode S9.E19 march 2012
    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to each other, while Walden spends the night hanging out with Jake and Eldrige since Zoey is still out of town.
  • 6
    /10

    Grandma's Pie
    episode S9.E20 april 2012
    Zoe is upset when she finds out that Bridget is a business partner in Walden's latest venture, while Alan and Lyndsey have an awkward dinner with their moms, who are now lovers and are planning to move in together.
  • 6.2
    /10

    Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
    episode S9.E21 april 2012
    Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.
  • 6.3
    /10

    Why We Gave Up Women
    episode S9.E22 april 2012
    Charlie's spirit returns from Hell in the form of a middle aged woman to tell Alan to make some changes to his life after his heart attack.
  • 5.7
    /10

    The Straw in My Donut Hole
    episode S9.E23 may 2012
    Alan decides to take advantage of the guilt felt by his family and Walden after his heart attack, but Zoe knows that he's just milking it and sets out to prove it.
  • 6.4
    /10

    Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
    episode S9.E24 may 2012
    Jake and Eldridge make an important decision about their future after they graduate from high school and get fired from their jobs at Walden's new company.