Liane Cartman is a fictional character portrayed by Eliza Schneider in the TV series South Park.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus (season 3), they were 21 years old.
They appear in 60 episodes out of a total of 329 aired so far and have accumulated 1593 positive votes.
The character of Liane Cartman is mainly associated with Stan Marsh, Token Black and Kyle Broflovski.
Liane Cartman is also portrayed by Mary Kay Bergman.
Episodes60
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
episode S3.E16 december 1999Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.
World Wide Recorder Concert
episode S3.E17 january 2000The boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father.
The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
episode S4.E1 april 2000The boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth.
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
episode S4.E2 april 2000Cartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.
Timmy 2000
episode S4.E3 april 2000A handicapped boys' arrival in class leads to protest. Meanwhile, the boys are diagnosed with ADD and heavily medicated.
Quintuplets 2000
episode S4.E4 april 2000The Marshes adopt a group of Romanian Quintuplets after they are orphaned in South Park. However, soon the Romanian government demands them back. Meanwhile, Kenny develops a talent for singing.
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
episode S4.E5 june 2000Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.
Cherokee Hair Tampons
episode S4.E6 june 2000Kyle needs a kidney transplant, and Cartman is the only suitable donor. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison writes a novel.
Chef Goes Nanners
episode S4.E7 july 2000Chef protests the racist South Park flag.
Something You Can Do with Your Finger
episode S4.E8 july 2000Randy is outraged when Stan and the other boys start a boy band.
Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
episode S4.E9 july 2000The boys become obsessed with religion after a sermon about hell scares them. Meanwhile, Saddam returns to Hell and tries to dispose of Satan's new boyfriend.
Probably
episode S4.E10 july 2000Cartman becomes an evangelical preacher when the boys break off from their church. Meanwhile, the feud between Saddam and Chris continues.
4th Grade
episode S4.E11 november 2000The boys deal with a strict new teacher and experiment with time travel as Mr. Garrison comes to terms with his sexuality.
Trapper Keeper
episode S4.E12 november 2000Cartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it.
Helen Keller! The Musical
episode S4.E13 november 2000Cartman goes overboard directing a Thanksgiving production of "The Miracle Worker." Meanwhile, Timmy develops a bond with a runt turkey named Gobbles.
Pip
episode S4.E14 november 2000Pip attends boarding school in an adaptation of "Great Expectations."
Fat Camp
episode S4.E15 december 2000Cartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show.
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
episode S4.E16 december 2000The boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles.
A Very Crappy Christmas
episode S4.E17 december 2000When everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring the spirit of commercialism back to Christmas by making an animated film.
It Hits the Fan
episode S5.E1 june 2001Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word "shit" on the air.
Cripple Fight
episode S5.E2 june 2001The boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader, and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy.
Super Best Friends
episode S5.E3 july 2001Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult.
Scott Tenorman Must Die
episode S5.E4 july 2001Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
episode S5.E5 july 2001The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists.
Cartmanland
episode S5.E6 july 2001Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.
Proper Condom Use
episode S5.E7 august 2001Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls.
Towelie
episode S5.E8 august 2001The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
episode S5.E9 november 2001The boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan.
How to Eat with Your Butt
episode S5.E10 november 2001Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son.
The Entity
episode S5.E11 november 2001Kyle's cousin Kyle, a negative Jewish stereotype, comes to town to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison comes up with an only-slightly more pleasant alternative to airline travel.
Here Comes the Neighborhood
episode S5.E12 november 2001A class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions.
Kenny Dies
episode S5.E13 december 2001The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal disease. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.
Jared Has Aides
episode S6.E1 march 2002Inspired by a corporate spokesman's phenomenal weight loss, the Boys hatch a plan to get free food from their favorite restaurant by fattening Butters up.
Asspen
episode S6.E2 march 2002The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier.
Freak Strike
episode S6.E3 march 2002The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out of control teen. The mutant freaks who make a career of visiting TV talk shows go on strike, taking Butters with them.
Fun with Veal
episode S6.E4 march 2002Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian.
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
episode S6.E5 april 2002The boys have to sit through an episode of "Fightin' Round The World" with Russell Crowe so they can see a preview for the new movie starring Terrence & Philip. However, bad luck forces them to race across town searching for a working TV.
The Simpsons Already Did It
episode S6.E7 june 2002Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.
Red Hot Catholic Love
episode S6.E8 july 2002Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.
Free Hat
episode S6.E9 july 2002The boys start a group to stop a maniacal Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from altering tt0082971 while also catering to a group who demand a trailer-trash toddler murderer be freed.
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
episode S6.E10 july 2002Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before.
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
episode S6.E11 july 2002Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.
A Ladder to Heaven
episode S6.E12 november 2002The boys try to build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a winning ticket Kenny had before he died. When their efforts are mistaken for an act of childhood innocence, a media circus ensues.
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
episode S6.E13 november 2002The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.
The Death Camp of Tolerance
episode S6.E14 november 2002Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. This turns out to be easier said than done because the parents and school staff feel they have to be tolerant no matter what.
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
episode S6.E15 november 2002Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body.
My Future Self n' Me
episode S6.E16 december 2002A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.
Red Sleigh Down
episode S6.E17 december 2002When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.
Krazy Kripples
episode S7.E2 march 2003Jimmy and Timmy land in the middle of a gang war; Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle stay out of the way when stem cell research divides the town.
Toilet Paper
episode S7.E3 april 2003The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for detention. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.
I'm a Little Bit Country
episode S7.E4 april 2003The town is divided down the middle on the Iraq war issue. Therefore, Cartman tries to induce a flashback so that he can find out what the Founding Fathers would have to say about the war.
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
episode S7.E5 april 2003Cartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of Ben Affleck.
Lil' Crime Stoppers
episode S7.E6 april 2003After the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.
Red Man's Greed
episode S7.E7 april 2003South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.
South Park Is Gay
episode S7.E8 october 2003Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.
Grey Dawn
episode S7.E10 november 2003South Park takes all of the driver's licenses away from its senior citizens, and the AARP responds by launching an armed invasion of the town to defend their rights.
All About Mormons
episode S7.E12 november 2003Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.
Butt Out
episode S7.E13 december 2003Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.
Raisins
episode S7.E14 december 2003Stan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.
It's Christmas in Canada
episode S7.E15 december 2003The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.
- Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
- World Wide Recorder Concert
- The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
- Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
- Timmy 2000
- Quintuplets 2000
- Cartman Joins NAMBLA
- Cherokee Hair Tampons
- Chef Goes Nanners
- Something You Can Do with Your Finger
- Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
- Probably
- 4th Grade
- Trapper Keeper
- Helen Keller! The Musical
- Pip
- Fat Camp
- The Wacky Molestation Adventure
- A Very Crappy Christmas
- It Hits the Fan
- Cripple Fight
- Super Best Friends
- Scott Tenorman Must Die
- Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
- Cartmanland
- Proper Condom Use
- Towelie
- Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
- How to Eat with Your Butt
- The Entity
- Here Comes the Neighborhood
- Kenny Dies
- Jared Has Aides
- Asspen
- Freak Strike
- Fun with Veal
- The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
- The Simpsons Already Did It
- Red Hot Catholic Love
- Free Hat
- Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
- Child Abduction Is Not Funny
- A Ladder to Heaven
- The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
- The Death Camp of Tolerance
- The Biggest Douche in the Universe
- My Future Self n' Me
- Red Sleigh Down
- Krazy Kripples
- Toilet Paper
- I'm a Little Bit Country
- Fat Butt and Pancake Head
- Lil' Crime Stoppers
- Red Man's Greed
- South Park Is Gay
- Grey Dawn
- All About Mormons
- Butt Out
- Raisins
- It's Christmas in Canada
Best moments10
- The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.
- Cartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it.
- Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.
- Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.
- Cartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.
- Cartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show.
- Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. This turns out to be easier said than done because the parents and school staff feel they have to be tolerant no matter what.
- Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.
- The boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father.
- Cartman goes overboard directing a Thanksgiving production of "The Miracle Worker." Meanwhile, Timmy develops a bond with a runt turkey named Gobbles.
- Towelie
- Trapper Keeper
- Child Abduction Is Not Funny
- Scott Tenorman Must Die
- Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
- Fat Camp
- The Death Camp of Tolerance
- The Simpsons Already Did It
- World Wide Recorder Concert
- Helen Keller! The Musical