Susie Greene is a fictional character portrayed by Susie Essman in the TV series Curb Your Enthusiasm.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled The Pants Tent (season 1), they were 45 years old.
They appear in 83 episodes out of a total of 120 aired and have accumulated 3999 positive votes.
The character of Susie Greene is mainly associated with Larry David, Jeff Greene and Cheryl David.
Episodes83
The Pants Tent
episode S1.E1 october 2000An innocent bunch-up in Larry's trousers causes a misunderstanding with Cheryl's friend Nancy at the movies. He also manages to offend his friend Richard Lewis' new girlfriend.
The Wire
episode S1.E6 november 2000Cheryl gives Larry an ultimatum - bury the wire in the backyard - or else! But the permit the city gives Larry requires six signatures from his neighbors, and that means having to be nice to them at all costs - or else.
Beloved Aunt
episode S1.E8 december 2000When Cheryl's aunt dies, the family asks Larry to write the obituary. But when it gets printed in the newspaper, an unfortunate typo lands Larry in the hot seat.
Thor
episode S2.E2 september 2001Larry drives to meet Jason Alexander. A professional wrestler, Thor, yells at him for a finger gun shootout with his kids. Later, Larry's tires are slashed and he figures Thor. Recently separated, Jeff fears for sex secrets he told Susie.
The Doll
episode S2.E7 november 2001Larry's attendance at a screening results in chaos; an unlockable bathroom door causes trouble.
The Benadryl Brownie
episode S3.E2 september 2002A drop in a phone call on a new phone is blamed for Richard Lewis' girlfriend being hit by peanut allergies a week before the Emmys. She is a Christian Scientist and refuses medicine. Larry and Richard plot to cook brownies with Benadryl.
The Nanny from Hell
episode S3.E4 october 2002A restaurant investor has a pool party but only Larry and Jeff show. Larry uses the house toilet and gets the nanny fired. Larry suggests her to Jeff and Susie. She snaps and Susie's life is threatened. Lewis wants in a quotation book.
The Corpse-Sniffing Dog
episode S3.E7 october 2002Jeff must leave his house because he's allergic to the guard dog Susie bought. Larry tries to get Jeff and Susie's daughter Sammy to give up the dog but she won't. He looks to please both Jeff's family and friends who also want the dog.
Krazee-Eyez Killa
episode S3.E8 november 2002Wanda's new boyfriend, rapper Krazee-Eyez Killa, tells Larry a sordid secret. He also gives him a replacement jacket needed for a scene in a new Scorcese film. Meanwhile, Larry offends Susie by not taking the tour of her new house.
Mary, Joseph and Larry
episode S3.E9 november 2002On Dec. 23, Larry eats some cookies in the kitchen. Turns out those cookies were a nativity scene that Cheryl's religious sister made. Since it's Christmas Eve, too late to get a replacement. Larry finds a live Nativity at a local church.
The Grand Opening
episode S3.E10 november 2002Larry loses his trust in their restaurant chef and fires him. Later, Larry accidentally injures an influential food critic who is to come to the opening. Larry apologizes to the critic who connects him to a chef with an interesting quirk.
Ben's Birthday Party
episode S4.E2 january 2004Mel Brooks taps Ben Stiller to be Larry's co-star in The Producers. But when Larry accidentally punches Ben Stiller in the eye during a birthday party game gone wrong, Ben drops out of the production.
The Blind Date
episode S4.E3 january 2004Larry makes a last-ditch effort to keep Ben Stiller in The Producers, and tries to keep a friend happy by setting him up with a blind date. Meanwhile, Jeff's bizarre sexual fantasy gets out in the open.
The Weatherman
episode S4.E4 january 2004Larry questions a weatherman's ability to manipulate the media so he can have the country club to himself.
The 5 Wood
episode S4.E5 february 2004Dalilah the hygienist asks Larry out but Jeff's dog causes a problem. Leo Funkhouser succumbs to "good" Hodgkin's. During the viewing, Larry is certain he sees his five wood in the casket with Leo and gets Jeff to get his club to swap out.
Wandering Bear
episode S4.E8 february 2004Susie gets mad at Larry when he goes to his car while watching a Girls Gone Wild video with Jeff and lets the dog out. Meanwhile, Larry gets a remedy for Cheryl's feminine problem after he mistakenly wears a stamina condom inside-out.
The Survivor
episode S4.E9 march 2004Generations collide at a dinner party when a contestant from the TV show "Survivor" and a Holocaust survivor clash and Larry is in the middle. Larry and Cheryl renew their vows but Larry struggles with them and his lines for The Producers.
The Larry David Sandwich
episode S5.E1 september 2005Larry is changed by a near-death experience, a revelation about his father, and a sandwich named after him.
The Bowtie
episode S5.E2 october 2005Wanda Sykes thinks Larry purposefully adopted a dog she deems "racist", Larry falls off his pedestal as a friend of the lesbian community, and Larry hires a private investigator to uncover some information about his past.
The Christ Nail
episode S5.E3 october 2005Larry goes bra-shopping for his maid, landing him in trouble with her husband and his neighbors.
Lewis Needs a Kidney
episode S5.E5 october 2005Larry learns that Richard Lewis is bedridden and needs a kidney transplant. Larry and Jeff both turn up as positive matches for Lewis, but neither one are willing to give up their precious organs that easily.
The Seder
episode S5.E7 november 2005A sex offender (Rob Corddry) moves into the neighborhood, and becomes friends with Larry. Larry also suspects that Dr. Mark is stealing his newspaper, after his neighbor Ethel claims she saw him take it. Tension mounts when all of these people are guests at Larry's Passover Seder.
The Ski Lift
episode S5.E8 november 2005In Larry's hunt to get Richard Lewis a kidney, he ingratiates himself to the head of a kidney consortium by playing to the man's very Orthodox Jew aims. Also, Larry suspects Lewis' nurse has a disturbing way of hiding items she has stolen.
The Korean Bookie
episode S5.E9 november 2005Larry takes his chances with a Korean Bookie. While Cheryl's friends get married on the beach, Larry accuses the Korean Bookie of cooking up Jeff's dog and serving him for dinner.
The End
episode S5.E10 december 2005In the season finale, Larry learns who his real parents are and flies to Arizona to meet them. After a life-changing religious revelation, Larry decides to give Richard Lewis a kidney. Will Larry survive the operation - or is it the end?
Meet the Blacks
episode S6.E1 september 2007Larry's trick to avoid a party backfires on he and Cheryl, infuriating her. To make amends, he agrees to take in the Black family who lost their home in Hurricane Edna. Cheryl plans her own party and Larry makes an unfortunate cake choice.
The Anonymous Donor
episode S6.E2 september 2007Larry has made a large donation to a nonprofit and they name a wing after him. But he's indignant to discover Ted Danson made a similar donation, staying "anonymous." Also, Cheryl is livid when she finds a large stain in the guest bedroom.
The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial
episode S6.E3 september 2007A sweaty $50 bill, a sample abuser, a roadside memorial, and a private school superintendent are all things that intimidate Larry while he tries to help Marty Funkhouser cope with the sudden death of his mother in a freak accident.
The Lefty Call
episode S6.E4 september 2007Questions about Larry's bathroom habits become concern when Larry gets Richard Lewis' girlfriend a job at a place across the hall from his office. Meanwhile an incident involving a waiter and some take-out food threatens Jeff's dog.
The Freak Book
episode S6.E5 october 2007Larry's birthday gift to Ted Danson, the coffee table book "Mondo Freaks," gets him in trouble with all he shows it to: Ted, the limo driver, tennis star John McEnroe, a group of random mourners and Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills.
The Rat Dog
episode S6.E6 october 2007A faulty toaster makes life difficult for Loretta and Leon. Larry repeatedly offends a hearing impaired girl about the small dog she keeps with her. Larry and Leon get their phones mixed up, and Larry traumatizes the entire audience at Sammy's middle school production of Grease when he invites Jeff's exterminator to watch the show.
The TiVo Guy
episode S6.E7 october 2007Cheryl is finally tired of Larry being Larry after her plane encounters severe turbulence and Larry seems more concerned about a malfunctioning TV device. After Cheryl announces that she's leaving Larry, the incident quickly splits up Larry's friends, who now have to break the news to Larry as to whose side they are taking.
The N Word
episode S6.E8 october 2007Larry goes to the hospital to see his new girlfriend, an orthopedist. While in the bathroom, Larry overhears one end of a very angry, horribly offensive cell phone conversation. But repeating what the man said offends another doctor - the same one who is about to perform Jeff's operation. But it only results in Jeff's head getting shaved, who now has to deal with being bald. Larry has to give testimony as Jeff prepares to sue the hospital.
The Therapists
episode S6.E9 november 2007Larry devises an overly elaborate plan to win back Cheryl. He does so by trying to get on her therapist's good side. Meanwhile, Larry accuses Marty Funkhouser of taking charity money under false pretenses.
The Bat Mitzvah
episode S6.E10 november 2007The Blacks learn some good news: they get to go home. As Larry says goodbye, he once again offends the wrong person, who takes his revenge on Larry by spreading a nasty rumor involving him and a gerbil. But thankfully Jeff's daughter's bat mitzvah is coming up, and that provides Larry with the perfect, public opportunity to clear up that nasty rumor, as well as one more chance to patch things up with Cheryl.
Funkhouser's Crazy Sister
episode S7.E1 september 2009Larry attempts a preemptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns with Jeff that you can't make an "empty gesture" to a Funkhouser.
Vehicular Fellatio
episode S7.E2 september 2009Larry deliberately tries to annoy Loretta, against the advice of a renowned doctor. Later, Larry dooms Richard Lewis' new relationship, and ends up profiting from Leon's indiscretion with the wife of a depressed pal.
The Reunion
episode S7.E3 october 2009Approaching the 10-year mark, Larry and Jeff finally agree to do a Seinfeld reunion show. However, after getting a bad set of tickets to a Lakers game, he tries to call the reunion off after offending the head of NBC. Meanwhile Larry hatches a scheme to win back Cheryl by casting her as George's ex-wife.
The Hot Towel
episode S7.E4 october 2009A series of bizarre events leads Larry to get his doctor's personal phone number, but how much will Larry's doctor regret it?
Denise Handicap
episode S7.E5 october 2009Larry embraces the upside of disability when he courts a handicap woman to take to a recital at a friend's house, but she doesn't return the favor when Suzie throws Larry's cell phone in the ocean and Larry loses her number in the process.
Officer Krupke
episode S7.E8 november 2009While Cheryl competes for a role on the Seinfeld reunion, Larry is forced by Jeff to embrace his feminine side after a series of bizarre events leads Suzie to think he's having an affair.
Seinfeld
episode S7.E10 november 2009Taping the Seinfeld reunion proves to be difficult after Larry's fight with a local coffee vendor alienates Jason Alexander and costs him quality time with Cheryl.
The Divorce
episode S8.E1 july 2011Larry learns his lawyer isn't kosher, and rescinds a cookie order from the Girl Scout daughter of a beleaguered sports owner.
The Safe House
episode S8.E2 july 2011Larry becomes an unlikely role model for battered women; Richard Lewis's relationship with a burlesque performer is put to the test; Leon survives a case of mistaken identity.
Palestinian Chicken
episode S8.E3 july 2011Larry plays the ultimate "social assassin" at a dinner party, on the golf course, and at a Palestinian restaurant with phenomenal chicken.
The Smiley Face
episode S8.E4 july 2011Larry vows to topple a sacred dating taboo, and regrets making concessions to his new office neighbor.
Vow of Silence
episode S8.E5 august 2011A friend who has taken a vow of silence creates a stir at multiple parties, Larry eats Jeff's dog's last meal, and Richard Lewis is snubbed meeting Larry for lunch.
The Hero
episode S8.E6 august 2011Larry accidentally becomes a hero on the flight to New York, earning him the respect of the woman sitting next to him, but it backfires when Jeff and Susie try to court Ricky Gervais.
The Bi-Sexual
episode S8.E7 august 2011Larry and Rosie O'Donnell try to court the same woman. Larry takes Leon's advice, which gives him an advantage, but he finds it doesn't always work in the long run.
Car Periscope
episode S8.E8 august 2011Larry and Jeff weigh an investment opportunity; Wanda Sykes preempts Larry's training schedule.
Mister Softee
episode S8.E9 september 2011An ice-cream truck triggers a painful childhood memory for Larry that impacts a softball title game, a therapist's fees, Bill Buckner's legacy, and his new girlfriend's travel preferences.
Larry vs. Michael J. Fox
episode S8.E10 september 2011Larry accuses his neighbor Michael J. Fox of harassment; Jeff takes a bullet for Susie; and Larry is scolded for giving an inappropriate birthday gift to Jennifer's son Greg.
Foisted!
episode S9.E1 october 2017Larry tries to rid himself of an inept assistant, offends Jeff's barber, and gets into hot water over a new project.
The Pickle Gambit
episode S9.E2 october 2017Larry reaches out to a familiar face, gives a hotel guest sartorial advice, and tries to create a diversion to help a friend's nephew.
A Disturbance in the Kitchen
episode S9.E3 october 2017Larry turns to a writer for advice, and he gets ticketed by an overzealous cop while searching for Susie's "little sister."
Running with the Bulls
episode S9.E4 october 2017Larry's therapist accuses him of overstepping doctor-patient bounds; Susie grows suspicious of Jeff; and Larry bribes an usher at a funeral.
Thank You for Your Service
episode S9.E5 october 2017Larry fails to be suitably patriotic when meeting Jeff's future son-in-law; he also tries to reset his relationships with his mail carrier and security guard.
The Accidental Text on Purpose
episode S9.E6 november 2017Larry invents an ingenious ploy for getting his friends out of relationship jams; he also upsets Funkhouser's new girlfriend.
Namaste
episode S9.E7 november 2017Larry angers a hot yoga teacher, has an auspicious first date, and seethes over a run-in with an unfair Uber driver.
Never Wait for Seconds!
episode S9.E8 november 2017Larry saves a line-cutter from an angry mob and deals with a tip-flipper.
The Shucker
episode S9.E9 november 2017Larry is blackmailed by an employee and tormented by someone from his past; he and Jeff pitch a new creative venture.
Fatwa!
episode S9.E10 december 2017On Jeff and Susie's daughter Sammi's wedding day, Larry has a scheduling conflict, takes issue with some work associates, and hosts a pair of ungrateful houseguests.
Happy New Year
episode S10.E1 january 2020Larry kicks off the new year with new rival Mocha Joe; at a cocktail party hosted by Jeff and Susie, Larry gets roped into lunch plans and has a misunderstanding with a caterer.
Side Sitting
episode S10.E2 january 2020Larry's lawyer tries to resolve the situation with his assistant, Alice; Larry surprises Susie with an impressive birthday gift and comes one step closer to exacting revenge on Mocha Joe.
Artificial Fruit
episode S10.E3 february 2020Larry drops the ball when he gets the chance to make amends with his assistant Alice. Larry and Richard go to extreme lengths for their upcoming lunch date.
You're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey
episode S10.E4 february 2020Travel plans go awry when Larry brings an impromptu date to a destination wedding. At the hotel, Larry finds himself in a sticky situation when he goes searching for a toothbrush.
Insufficient Praise
episode S10.E5 february 2020Larry receives a problematic gift from Freddy Funkhouser, causes trouble with Richard's new girlfriend, and offends one of Jeff's A-list clients.
The Surprise Party
episode S10.E6 february 2020Susie is planning a surprise party for Jeff; and Larry makes an unlikely new friend.
The Ugly Section
episode S10.E7 march 2020Larry attempts to capitalize on a friend's unexpected death, takes issue with a pattern of discrimination at a trendy restaurant, and offers his dermatologist's son a job; Richard has a suspiciously-good day on the golf course.
Elizabeth, Margaret and Larry
episode S10.E8 march 2020A prominent actor shadows Larry to prepare for an upcoming role; Larry meddles in the sale of Cheryl's sister's house, helps Leon grow a new business, and stirs up trouble at a dinner party hosted by Richard's girlfriend.
Beep Panic
episode S10.E9 march 2020Mocha Joe hatches a plan to sabotage his adversary. Larry develops a debilitating habit and takes pity on a waitress. Richard prepares for a career-defining role.
The Spite Store
episode S10.E10 march 2020Larry runs into an unwelcome familiar face, seeks a second opinion on his knee injury and causes a rift between expectant parents.
The Five-Foot Fence
episode S11.E1 october 2021While his latest venture is threatened by forces outside his control, Larry attends an unprecedented event at Albert Brooks' house.
Angel Muffin
episode S11.E2 october 2021Larry is forced to attend an ill-fated work meeting and investigates the truth behind a faulty toilet. Determined to unravel a mystery of his own, Jeff employs Larry's detective skills.
The Mini Bar
episode S11.E3 november 2021In a last-ditch effort, Larry enlists Cheryl's help with a project and, later, concocts a plan that could finally save his newest creative venture.
The Watermelon
episode S11.E4 november 2021After agreeing to take Susie's new rabbi golfing, Larry then cashes in on her favor. Later, Larry's appeal to Woody Harrelson's animal rights activism comes with unexpected consequences.
IRASSHAIMASE!
episode S11.E5 november 2021While he and his date swap secrets, Larry runs afoul of the rules and regulations at a sushi restaurant. No good deed goes unpunished for Freddy Funkhouser.
Man Fights Tiny Woman
episode S11.E6 november 2021Larry navigates the complexities of requesting a new chauffeur, letting his roofer do his job, and imparting some constructive criticism to his chiropractor.
Irma Kostroski
episode S11.E7 december 2021Ahead of Election Day, Larry befriends City Councilwoman Irma Kostroski while mediating a conflict between a difficult actor and his prop master.
What Have I Done?
episode S11.E8 december 2021Larry does damage control to remain in Irma's good graces while encouraging Leon to monetize his knack for husbandly counsel.
Igor, Gregor, & Timor
episode S11.E9 december 2021Larry seizes an opportunity to avoid Irma as he's roped into Jeff's latest apology tour.
The Mormon Advantage
episode S11.E10 december 2021With the city council vote rapidly approaching, Larry gives some unsolicited marriage advice and hosts an event for an American hero.
Atlanta
episode S12.E1 february 2024
- The Pants Tent
- The Wire
- Beloved Aunt
- Thor
- The Doll
- The Benadryl Brownie
- The Nanny from Hell
- The Corpse-Sniffing Dog
- Krazee-Eyez Killa
- Mary, Joseph and Larry
- The Grand Opening
- Ben's Birthday Party
- The Blind Date
- The Weatherman
- The 5 Wood
- Wandering Bear
- The Survivor
- The Larry David Sandwich
- The Bowtie
- The Christ Nail
- Lewis Needs a Kidney
- The Seder
- The Ski Lift
- The Korean Bookie
- The End
- Meet the Blacks
- The Anonymous Donor
- The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial
- The Lefty Call
- The Freak Book
- The Rat Dog
- The TiVo Guy
- The N Word
- The Therapists
- The Bat Mitzvah
- Funkhouser's Crazy Sister
- Vehicular Fellatio
- The Reunion
- The Hot Towel
- Denise Handicap
- Officer Krupke
- Seinfeld
- The Divorce
- The Safe House
- Palestinian Chicken
- The Smiley Face
- Vow of Silence
- The Hero
- The Bi-Sexual
- Car Periscope
- Mister Softee
- Larry vs. Michael J. Fox
- Foisted!
- The Pickle Gambit
- A Disturbance in the Kitchen
- Running with the Bulls
- Thank You for Your Service
- The Accidental Text on Purpose
- Namaste
- Never Wait for Seconds!
- The Shucker
- Fatwa!
- Happy New Year
- Side Sitting
- Artificial Fruit
- You're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey
- Insufficient Praise
- The Surprise Party
- The Ugly Section
- Elizabeth, Margaret and Larry
- Beep Panic
- The Spite Store
- The Five-Foot Fence
- Angel Muffin
- The Mini Bar
- The Watermelon
- IRASSHAIMASE!
- Man Fights Tiny Woman
- Irma Kostroski
- What Have I Done?
- Igor, Gregor, & Timor
- The Mormon Advantage
- Atlanta
Best moments10
- Larry has made a large donation to a nonprofit and they name a wing after him. But he's indignant to discover Ted Danson made a similar donation, staying "anonymous." Also, Cheryl is livid when she finds a large stain in the guest bedroom.
- A restaurant investor has a pool party but only Larry and Jeff show. Larry uses the house toilet and gets the nanny fired. Larry suggests her to Jeff and Susie. She snaps and Susie's life is threatened. Lewis wants in a quotation book.
- Larry goes bra-shopping for his maid, landing him in trouble with her husband and his neighbors.
- Jeff must leave his house because he's allergic to the guard dog Susie bought. Larry tries to get Jeff and Susie's daughter Sammy to give up the dog but she won't. He looks to please both Jeff's family and friends who also want the dog.
- Mel Brooks taps Ben Stiller to be Larry's co-star in The Producers. But when Larry accidentally punches Ben Stiller in the eye during a birthday party game gone wrong, Ben drops out of the production.
- Larry's lawyer tries to resolve the situation with his assistant, Alice; Larry surprises Susie with an impressive birthday gift and comes one step closer to exacting revenge on Mocha Joe.
- Larry seizes an opportunity to avoid Irma as he's roped into Jeff's latest apology tour.
- An ice-cream truck triggers a painful childhood memory for Larry that impacts a softball title game, a therapist's fees, Bill Buckner's legacy, and his new girlfriend's travel preferences.
- Larry does damage control to remain in Irma's good graces while encouraging Leon to monetize his knack for husbandly counsel.
- Larry learns that Richard Lewis is bedridden and needs a kidney transplant. Larry and Jeff both turn up as positive matches for Lewis, but neither one are willing to give up their precious organs that easily.
- The Anonymous Donor
- The Nanny from Hell
- The Christ Nail
- The Corpse-Sniffing Dog
- Ben's Birthday Party
- Side Sitting
- Igor, Gregor, & Timor
- Mister Softee
- What Have I Done?
- Lewis Needs a Kidney