Joe Swanson is a fictional character portrayed by Patrick Warburton in the TV series Family Guy.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled A Hero Sits Next Door (season 1), they were 34 years old.
They appear in 299 episodes out of a total of 424 aired so far and have accumulated 11296 positive votes.
The character of Joe Swanson is mainly associated with Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin and Cleveland Brown.
Episodes299
A Hero Sits Next Door
episode S1.E5 may 1999Peter becomes very jealous, when his handi-capable new neighbor turns out to be the new star player on the toy company's softball team.Holy Crap
episode S2.E2 september 1999Peter seeks divine inspiration when his retired father comes to visit and makes life troublesome; Chris suffers a gastrointestinal impasse.Da Boom
episode S2.E3 december 1999Peter's paranoia about the end of the world makes the family cancel their New Year's Eve '99 plans, but for once, Peter is actually somewhat right.Love Thy Trophy
episode S2.E5 march 2000Everyone on Spooner Street becomes enemies when a trophy they all won mysteriously goes missing; Meg makes extra tips as a waitress by telling everyone she's Stewie's teenage mother.The King Is Dead
episode S2.E7 march 2000Lois becomes the director of the Quahog Player's Theatre, until Peter becomes producer and changes everything.I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
episode S2.E8 march 2000Peter receives feminine training at a woman's retreat after his joke about women offends a female co-worker.If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'
episode S2.E9 april 2000Peter pretends Chris is dying so that Make-A-Dream-Come-True foundation can save a cancelled TV Show.A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks
episode S2.E11 april 2000Chris becomes the toast of the New York art scene when Peter uses one of his painting as the car's window.Fifteen Minutes of Shame
episode S2.E12 april 2000A vivacious actress will replace Meg, when a reality show based on the Griffins' home life becomes a ratings sensation in the MTV network.E. Peterbus Unum
episode S2.E18 july 2000A zoning malfunction committed by the city planners gives Peter the opportunity to convert the Griffin household in the sovereign nation of Petirua.Wasted Talent
episode S2.E20 july 2000Lois learns that Peter is a drunken savant when it comes to playing the piano, after he goes on a drinking binge to win one of Pawtucket Pat's silver scrolls.Fore, Father
episode S2.E21 august 2000Peter tries to teach Chris a lesson in responsibility by getting him a job at the local golf course; Brian convinces Stewie he was poisoned by a booster shot.The Thin White Line
episode S3.E1 july 2001Brian becomes a drug-sniffing dog for police to get out of a rut after taking the advice of his therapist, but the cocaine may be more than he can handle.One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
episode S3.E4 august 2001When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang.And the Wiener Is...
episode S3.E5 august 2001Peter becomes jealous of Chris' very large endowment.Lethal Weapons
episode S3.E7 august 2001Lois takes Tae-Jitsu, quickly becomes a black-belt and scares away all of the frustrating New Yorkers that had come to Quahog to view the leaves.A Fish Out of Water
episode S3.E10 september 2001Peter tries to pay of the debts he accrued while pursuing his dream of owning a commercial fishing boat by catching an infamous, man-eating fish.Emission Impossible
episode S3.E11 november 2001After Peter helps deliver Lois's sister's baby, he and Lois decide to try to have another kid, but Stewie will attempt to foil their new plan.Screwed the Pooch
episode S3.E13 november 2001Brian confesses to Peter and Lois that he has had sexual yearnings lately, so Lois suggests that Brian join them for a change of scenery.Ready, Willing and Disabled
episode S3.E15 december 2001Joe becomes a media darling after Peter spikes his sports drink with steroids during a track and field event for the disabled; the kids bicker over $26 they found.A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
episode S3.E16 december 2001Holiday mishaps include Lois going ballistic after losing her Christmas cheer and Peter not being able to watch the KISS Christmas special.Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
episode S3.E17 january 2002Brian is sentenced to community service following a drunk driving episode; Peter cares for three endangered nestlings living in his freshly-grown beard.Stuck Together, Torn Apart
episode S3.E19 january 2002Peter's jealously reaches its peak when going with Lois to the gynecologist, who prepares to examine Lois, but Peter refuses to let him near her.Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
episode S3.E21 february 2002Peter gets three wishes by a genie; The Griffins get superpowers; Quahog turns into the Little Rascals.Blind Ambition
episode S4.E3 may 2005Peter's desire to become famous for something causes him to go blind.Don't Make Me Over
episode S4.E4 june 2005After a makeover, Meg becomes an insufferable starlet.The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
episode S4.E5 june 2005Cleveland's wife Loretta has an affair with Quagmire.Petarded
episode S4.E6 june 2005After winning at the children's edition of trivial pursuit, Peter thinks he's a genius until testing proves that he's actually intellectually disabled.Brian the Bachelor
episode S4.E7 june 2005Brian takes part in "The Bachelorette"; Chris takes advice from his talking pimple.Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
episode S4.E9 july 2005Lois goes to jail after a shoplifting crime spree, but when the family breaks her out, they're forced to live in Asiantown.Model Misbehavior
episode S4.E10 july 2005Lois becomes a model, but goes overboard with the glamour life.The Perfect Castaway
episode S4.E12 september 2005Peter and the guys get stranded on an island, and after being rescued months later, Peter realizes things aren't what they used to be.Jungle Love
episode S4.E13 september 2005To avoid Freshman hazing, Chris runs away to South America, when the family get him, Peter learns that he's the richest man in the tribe.Brian Goes Back to College
episode S4.E15 november 2005Brian re-enrolls at Brown while Peter and the guys become the new A-Team.The Courtship of Stewie's Father
episode S4.E16 november 2005Peter tries to bond with Stewie in a number of different ways.Fat Guy Strangler
episode S4.E17 november 2005Lois discovers a long-lost brother, but her new relative has a deadly secret.Brian Sings and Swings
episode S4.E19 january 2006Brian and Stewie go on tour singing classic tunes with Frank Sinatra, Jr.Patriot Games
episode S4.E20 january 2006After quarterback Tom Brady witnesses Peter pummeling several people in order to get to the bathroom, he recruits him to play for the New England Patriots.I Take Thee, Quagmire
episode S4.E21 march 2006Quagmire falls in love with and marries the maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it.Sibling Rivalry
episode S4.E22 march 2006Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy, and refuses to have sex, causing Lois to gain weight; Stewie's half-brother Bertram declare an all-out war for control over the playground.Peterotica
episode S4.E24 april 2006Peter writes an erotic novel, but a lawsuit leaves his investor, Carter, broke, forcing him to move in with the Griffins; Stewie trains for the Olympics.You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
episode S4.E25 april 2006Brian's gay cousin Jasper comes to town to marry his fiancé, until Mayor West bans gay marriage to distract everyone from a financial scandal.Petergeist
episode S4.E26 may 2006Peter's attempt to open build a movie theater on the Indian burial ground in his backyard releases a poltergeist that sucks Stewie into the television set.Untitled Griffin Family History
episode S4.E27 may 2006When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic, where Peter tells them about their family history.Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
episode S4.E30 may 2006Stewie meets his future self, who lives a pathetic life.Stewie Loves Lois
episode S5.E1 september 2006After she saves Rupert, Stewie smothers Lois with affection; After his first prostate exam, Peter sues Dr. Hartman for sexual harassment.Hell Comes to Quahog
episode S5.E3 september 2006Meg takes a job at a new superstore, which causes Peter to lose his job and the town's electricity.Whistle While Your Wife Works
episode S5.E5 november 2006Lois does Peter's work while he recovers from losing his fingers in an accident; Brian begins dating an unintelligent woman, much to Stewie's delight.Chick Cancer
episode S5.E7 november 2006Stewie tries to win over retired child actress Olivia; Peter makes his own chick flick.Barely Legal
episode S5.E8 december 2006After taking her to the prom, Meg becomes obsessed with Brian; The guys join the police force to help Joe.Road to Rupert
episode S5.E9 january 2007After Brian accidentally sells Rupert at a yard sale, he and Stewie travel to Aspen to get him back; Meg is forced to be Peter's driver after he loses his license.The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
episode S5.E11 february 2007Peter becomes the neighborhood bully; Stewie has a cancer scare after staying in a tanning bed too long.Airport '07
episode S5.E12 march 2007Peter becomes a redneck and gets Quagmire fired. So the gang sets out to get Quagmire his job back.Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey
episode S5.E13 march 2007Peter's attempts to become physically fit lead to a friendship with Bill Clinton, which inadvertently nearly destroys Peter & Lois' marriage.No Meals on Wheels
episode S5.E14 march 2007After Peter finds a valuable coin and sells it for $50, 000, he opens his own restaurant, but things don't end well when he bans Joe and all of his handicapped friends.It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
episode S5.E17 may 2007Lois becomes the new Mayor of Quahog, but soon becomes corrupt with power.Meet the Quagmires
episode S5.E18 may 2007Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 to be 18 again, but when he bails on Lois, he soon learns he's alters the present, where Lois is married to Quagmire.Blue Harvest
episode S6.E1 september 2007With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter tells the story of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
episode S6.E3 october 2007Joe gets a leg transplant to allow him to walk again, only for his new legs to make him abandon Bonnie and the guys.Stewie Kills Lois
episode S6.E4 november 2007Stewie kills Lois, and one year after her disappearance, Peter is charged with her death.Lois Kills Stewie
episode S6.E5 november 2007With Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination.Padre de Familia
episode S6.E6 november 2007Peter discovers that he is an illegal Mexican immigrant, so he is forced to take a job as a day laborer for Lois's father.Back to the Woods
episode S6.E9 february 2008James Woods gets his revenge on Peter by stealing his identity and moving in with his family.The Former Life of Brian
episode S6.E11 april 2008When Brian decides to look up an old flame on a whim, he discovers, to his horror, that he is the father of her teenage son.Long John Peter
episode S6.E12 may 2008Peter begins to act like a pirate when he gets a parrot, creating havoc in Quahog; Chris falls for vet intern Anna.Love Blactually
episode S7.E1 september 2008Stewie convinces Brian to take it slow with his new girlfriend, but she becomes impatient and hooks up with Cleveland. Brian then tries to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife Loretta to get him out of the picture.I Dream of Jesus
episode S7.E2 october 2008Peter rediscovers his favorite song, "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen, and discovers that Jesus Christ is working at a used record store in Quahog, and sets out to let everyone know that he has come back.Baby Not on Board
episode S7.E4 november 2008The Griffins decide to take a vacation to the Grand Canyon, only to leave Stewie behind.The Man with Two Brians
episode S7.E5 november 2008Peter gets the Griffins a new, younger dog to eventually replace an aging Brian.Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
episode S7.E6 november 2008Peter must pass the third grade in order to get a promotion at the brewery; Stewie turns Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr.'s nightclub into a trendy hotspot.Ocean's Three and a Half
episode S7.E7 february 2009The guys try to help Joe and Bonnie get money for their hospital bill after their baby is born after seven year of Bonnie being pregnant, a baby who Stewie develops a crush on.The Juice Is Loose!
episode S7.E9 march 2009Everyone is up in arms after Peter becomes friends with O.J. Simpson.FOX-y Lady
episode S7.E10 march 2009Lois becomes a Fox News anchor; Peter and Chris try to sell a cartoon pilot to the Fox network.420
episode S7.E12 april 2009Brian becomes the leading proponent for legalization of marijuana in Quahog.Stew-Roids
episode S7.E13 april 2009Stewie begins taking steroids after being beat up by Susie; Chris starts dating popular girl Connie.Three Kings
episode S7.E15 may 2009A series of parodies based on the Stephen King movies "Stand by Me," "Misery," and "The Shawshank Redemption."Peter's Progress
episode S7.E16 may 2009The story of Griffin Peterson and the founding of Quahog.Road to the Multiverse
episode S8.E1 september 2009Brian and Stewie explore a series of alternate universes.Family Goy
episode S8.E2 october 2009When Lois finds out her mother was a Holocaust survivor, Peter decides to adopt the Jewish faith.Spies Reminiscent of Us
episode S8.E3 october 2009With the help of Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd, Stewie and Brian discover that Mayor West is a Cold War sleeper agent; Peter and the guys start an improv group.Brian's Got a Brand New Bag
episode S8.E4 november 2009Brian becomes the laughing stock of the family when he begins dating an older woman, but things get worse when she breaks her hip and he has to be her errand-boy.Quagmire's Baby
episode S8.E6 november 2009Quagmire is forced to take care of a baby he fathered when she is left on his doorstep, while Stewie creates clones of himself and Brian.Jerome Is the New Black
episode S8.E7 november 2009The guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends.Dog Gone
episode S8.E8 november 2009After accidentally killing another dog and surprised that no one cares, Brian tries to convince everyone that dogs should have the same value as humans.Business Guy
episode S8.E9 december 2009Peter takes over Pewterschmidt Industries when Carter has a heart attack and goes into a coma.Big Man on Hippocampus
episode S8.E10 january 2010When Peter develops amnesia after hitting his head, he forgets everything and everyone, forcing the family to help regain his memory.Dial Meg for Murder
episode S8.E11 january 2010Meg goes to prison after her boyfriend escapes from jail, and returns as a frightening, hardened sociopath.Extra Large Medium
episode S8.E12 february 2010Peter pretends to be a psychic after Lois sees one after Chris and Stewie get lost in the woods; Chris asks a girl with Down Syndrome out on a date.Peter-assment
episode S8.E14 march 2010Peter is sexually harassed by Angela, but will he follow through with her advances and keep his job?Brian Griffin's House of Payne
episode S8.E15 march 2010CBS turns Brian's pilot for a heartwarming drama into a sitcom starring James Woods; Meg and Chris try to hide Stewie's accidental head injury.April in Quahog
episode S8.E16 april 2010Peter makes an embarrassing confession about his kids as everyone thinks the world is about to come to an end.Quagmire's Dad
episode S8.E18 may 2010Quagmire's dad undergoes a sex change, and Brian, who was out of town for a seminar, ends up sleeping with him after the sex change.The Splendid Source
episode S8.E19 may 2010With Cleveland's help, Peter, Joe, and Quagmire blow off a couples' getaway to Maine to search for the origin of the world's funniest dirty joke.Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
episode S8.E20 may 2010Peter makes good on another power outage at home by retelling Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.Partial Terms of Endearment
episode S8.E21 june 2010Lois agrees to be a surrogate mother for her friend, but when she unexpectedly dies, Lois and Peter argue over whether to continue with the pregnancy.And Then There Were Fewer
episode S9.E1 september 2010The residents of Quahog are invited to James Woods' house, where a murder mystery takes place.Welcome Back Carter
episode S9.E3 october 2010After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret, until he accidentally spills the beans.Halloween on Spooner Street
episode S9.E4 november 2010Peter and Joe team up to execute Halloween pranks on Quagmire; Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating; Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party.Baby, You Knock Me Out
episode S9.E5 november 2010Lois becomes a champion foxy boxer, and Peter acts as her manager.Road to the North Pole
episode S9.E7 december 2010Disappointed with the Mall Santa, Stewie and Brian decide to go up to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson, only to face a shocking revelation.New Kidney in Town
episode S9.E8 january 2011Peter needs a new kidney after he destroys his making his own Red Bull; Chris gets to introduce President Obama after plagiarizing Meg's poem.Friends of Peter G.
episode S9.E10 february 2011Peter and Brian cause a public disturbance at the movie theater and they are forced to attend A.A. for thirty days. Peter tempts everyone to drink in secret at the meeting and all of the members start drinking. Peter proceeds to drive home drunk, but he falls asleep at the wheel and he dies. Peter is visited by Death to show him the flaws of drinking and what it would be like if he sobered up. Peter decides to enjoy drinking in moderation, which pleases Lois and the rest of the family. At the dump, two seagulls drink all of Peter's discarded beers he has thrown out.The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
episode S9.E12 march 2011While taking care of Joe, Meg develops a crush on him; Stewie creates an evil clone who escapes the house.Foreign Affairs
episode S9.E17 may 2011Lois goes on a vacation with Bonnie to Paris, unaware of her intentions; Peter homeschools Chris and Meg.It's a Trap!
episode S9.E18 may 2011The Griffins reprise their intergalactic roles in an outrageous retelling of Return of the Jedi.Lottery Fever
episode S10.E1 september 2011When the Griffins win millions in the lottery, they can't handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q
episode S10.E3 october 2011Quagmire and the guys try to save his sister Brenda from her abusive boyfriend.Back to the Pilot
episode S10.E5 november 2011Brian and Stewie travel back in time to January 31, 1999 to change history, only to alter the past with dire consequences.Thanksgiving
episode S10.E6 november 2011Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.Amish Guy
episode S10.E7 november 2011The Griffins stay in an Amish village after their car breaks down, but problems arise when Meg falls for a boy in the village.Cool Hand Peter
episode S10.E8 december 2011Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip, only to earn a one-way ticket to jail.Grumpy Old Man
episode S10.E9 december 2011Lois's dad retires to a senior community in Florida, but has trouble getting used to it.The Blind Side
episode S10.E11 january 2012Brian dates a blind woman who hates dogs; Peter can't stop falling down the new stairs.Livin' on a Prayer
episode S10.E12 january 2012Lois takes matters into her own hands when Stewie's sick friend is denied medical treatment by his Christian Scientists parents.Be Careful What You Fish For
episode S10.E14 february 2012Peter befriends a dolphin who moves in, and soon becomes annoying; Stewie asks for Brian's help in busting a negligent day care worker.Burning Down the Bayit
episode S10.E15 march 2012Mort, Peter and Quagmire burn down Goldman's pharmacy to collect the insurance money, but things go awry when Joe starts to look into the case.Killer Queen
episode S10.E16 march 2012Peter and Chris are sent to fat camp, where a serial killer targets overweight kids; Stewie is traumatized by the frightening Queen album cover that included a robot.Forget-Me-Not
episode S10.E17 march 2012After a car accident, Peter, Brian, Joe, and Quagmire wake up in a hospital with no memory and discover that they're the last people left on Earth.You Can't Do That on Television, Peter
episode S10.E18 april 2012Peter creates his own children's TV show, portraying Lois as an annoying nag; Meg shadows Dr. Hartman.Tea Peter
episode S10.E21 may 2012Peter joins the Tea Party, only to discover that Carter Pewterschmidt is using the party to get rid of the government for his own selfish motives.Family Guy Viewer Mail #2
episode S10.E22 may 2012A British version of Family Guy (Chap of the manor); Everybody Peter touches turns into Robin Williams (Fatman and Robin); A day through Stewie's point of view (Point of Stew).Internal Affairs
episode S10.E23 may 2012Peter talks Joe into having an affair with his new attractive partner, until Bonnie finds out.Ratings Guy
episode S11.E2 october 2012After the Griffins become a Nielsen Family, everyone gets mad at Peter for convincing the networks to make ridiculous changes to popular shows.The Old Man and the Big 'C'
episode S11.E3 november 2012Brian and Stewie learn that Carter Pewterschmidt's company has developed a cure for cancer, but is keeping it from the public.Yug Ylimaf
episode S11.E4 november 2012Brian causes time to move backwards when he tampers with Stewie's time machine, which may result in Stewie being unborn.Joe's Revenge
episode S11.E5 november 2012Joe, with the help of Peter and Quagmire, looks to track down the person responsible for his injuries.Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
episode S11.E6 november 2012Lois goes through a mid-life crisis; Stewie discovers that his new pet turtle is evil.Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
episode S11.E8 december 2012The Griffins decorate their tree while Peter tells the story of Christmas.The Giggity Wife
episode S11.E11 january 2013After a drunken night out at Harvard with the guys, Quagmire discovers that he married a decrepit old prostitute.Valentine's Day in Quahog
episode S11.E12 february 2013Shows how the individual characters spend their Valentine's Day.Call Girl
episode S11.E14 march 2013Lois works for a phone sex line and Peter falls in love with her, not knowing that he is actually speaking to his wife.Turban Cowboy
episode S11.E15 march 2013Peter becomes a Muslim but later discovers that he is also part of a terrorist plot to blow up a bridge in Quahog.12 and a Half Angry Men
episode S11.E16 march 2013Mayor West is on trial for murder, and Brian is the only one on the jury who thinks he is not guilty.Bigfat
episode S11.E17 april 2013Peter reverts back to a feral state after being lost in the Canadian wilderness for two months after a plane crash.Total Recall
episode S11.E18 april 2013Stewie tries to rescue Rupert after he is recalled; Lois hangs out with Joe and Quagmire while Peter is sick.Save the Clam
episode S11.E19 may 2013The guys fight to save The Drunken Clam from closing after Horace dies; Meg gets a job at a funeral home.Finders Keepers
episode S12.E1 september 2013Peter goes on a real-life treasure hunt based on a treasure map from a child's meal menu. Peter also had dad breath due to the shrimp from the new restaurant.Vestigial Peter
episode S12.E2 october 2013Peter has a vestigial twin growing of his neck, and he has surgery to remove it and have it become a separate entity.Quagmire's Quagmire
episode S12.E3 november 2013Quagmire begins dating a sexually insatiable woman; Stewie finds himself torn between Rupert and his old teddy bear Oscar.A Fistful of Meg
episode S12.E4 november 2013Lois helps Peter get over his fear of Principle Shepherd naked. Meanwhile Meg and her friends witnessed Brian and Stewie getting beat up by Trevor, Mad Dog and Mental Mike. Meg decides to help them stand up before they commit suicide.Boopa-dee Bappa-dee
episode S12.E5 november 2013The Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family's passports.Life of Brian
episode S12.E6 november 2013Brian dies and Stewie cannot use his time machine to save him. Meanwhile, Peter replaces Brian with an Italian dog named Vinny.Peter Problems
episode S12.E9 january 2014Lately Peter hasn't been able to perform very well in the bedroom. So he asks Quagmire and Joe to step in and help him get his mojo back.Grimm Job
episode S12.E10 january 2014Peter tells Stewie the stories "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood," and "Cinderella."Brian's a Bad Father
episode S12.E11 january 2014Brian uses his son to get a writing job for a TV show, and Quagmire stops being friends with Peter after he accidentally shoots him.Mom's the Word
episode S12.E12 march 2014When Peter craps his pants during the mourning of his mom. Peter is seduced by his late mother's longtime friend, while Stewie is distraught over the realities of death.3 Acts of God
episode S12.E13 march 2014Peter and the guys set out to find God and ask him to stop interfering in the outcomes of football games.Fresh Heir
episode S12.E14 march 2014When Carter makes Chris the sole future heir to his fortune after caring for him, Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth within his reach.Secondhand Spoke
episode S12.E15 march 2014Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign after taking up smoking cigarettes, while Stewie helps Chris face school bullies.Herpe, the Love Sore
episode S12.E16 april 2014Stewie gets herpes from Brian, while Peter and the guys discover that another group has taken their favorite booth at the Drunken Clam.The Most Interesting Man in the World
episode S12.E17 april 2014Lois calls Peter an idiot for bringing home the wrong baby, so he goes to Chicago on a business trip and returns a smart, classy person.Baby Got Black
episode S12.E18 april 2014Chris runs away with Jerome's daughter Pam, whom Jerome has forbidden Chris from dating, so Jerome must work with Peter to find their kids.Meg Stinks!
episode S12.E19 may 2014Peter takes Meg to a college for an interview, but end up partying; Brian is forced to live outside after being sprayed by a skunk.He's Bla-ack!
episode S12.E20 may 2014Cleveland returns to Quahog, but is forbidden from spending time with Peter when their wives get into an argument over parenting.The Simpsons Guy
episode S13.E1 september 2014After fleeing Quahog due to Peter's misogynistic comic strip, the Griffins get their car stolen and end up getting stuck in Springfield.The Book of Joe
episode S13.E2 october 2014Peter is hired to read Joe's new children's book; Brian takes up running to impress a girl.Baking Bad
episode S13.E3 october 2014Peter and Lois open a bakery, but things get out of hand when Peter comes up with a way to attract customers.Brian the Closer
episode S13.E4 november 2014After getting a cosmetic surgery, Brian becomes a real estate agent, only to get in trouble with Quagmire.Turkey Guys
episode S13.E5 november 2014On the night before Thanksgiving, Peter and Brian get drunk and eat the whole turkey, so they have to get a new one on Thanksgiving Day. With Peter gone, Stewie tries to help Chris take over as the man of the house.The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin
episode S13.E6 december 2014Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.This Little Piggy
episode S13.E9 january 2015Meg becomes a foot-fetish model; Brian accompanies Stewie on an adventure outside of preschool.Quagmire's Mom
episode S13.E10 february 2015Quagmire faces charges of statutory rape, and during his trial, his mom makes a surprise appearance to explain why he is the way that he is.Encyclopedia Griffin
episode S13.E11 february 2015Peter and the guys start a detective agency and discover that Chris is a thief. In the meantime, Lois is worried about Chris when gets involved in a delusional relationship.Stewie Is Enceinte
episode S13.E12 march 2015Stewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the guys try to make a viral video.Dr. C and the Women
episode S13.E13 march 2015Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like, and Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security.#JOLO
episode S13.E14 april 2015Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision.Once Bitten
episode S13.E15 april 2015Brian becomes more submissive as a result of attending obedience school and Chris discovers his new friend is using him to get close to Meg.Roasted Guy
episode S13.E16 april 2015When Peter's insulted by old friends at a roasting of him, he joins a group of mean girls.Fighting Irish
episode S13.E17 may 2015Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie.Take My Wife
episode S13.E18 may 2015Lois books a couple's vacation, but it turns out to be a marriage counseling program. Carter is frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics.Pilling Them Softly
episode S14.E1 september 2015Stewie gets addicted to ADHD medication; Peter and Quagmire make their own cooking shows which rival each other.Papa Has a Rollin' Son
episode S14.E2 october 2015When Joe learns his father hates handicapped people, Peter pretends to be Joe; Stewie becomes friends with Tom Cruise after learning he will grow up to be only 5'1.Guy, Robot
episode S14.E3 october 2015Stewie builds a robot friend; Lois makes Peter buy a new mattress.Peternormal Activity
episode S14.E4 october 2015Things go horribly wrong when the guys try to come up with a horror movie; Stewie becomes irritated by Brian's new glasses.Peter, Chris & Brian
episode S14.E5 november 2015After watching a VHS tape of his younger self, Peter, with Brian's help, launch a plan to make sure Chris doesn't take the same path.Peter's Sister
episode S14.E6 november 2015Peter's sister Karen comes over for Thanksgiving, while Stewie goes a little too far as he and Brian go on a cleanse to avoid overeating.Hot Pocket-Dial
episode S14.E7 november 2015Quagmire finally confesses his love for Lois, but it happens while he accidentally pocket dials Peter, who is furious, so Brian tries to fix the situation.Brokeback Swanson
episode S14.E8 december 2015Joe becomes a quadriplegic while Brian has an affair with a married woman.A Shot in the Dark
episode S14.E9 december 2015While participating in a newly formed neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.Candy, Quahog Marshmallow
episode S14.E10 january 2016When the guys travel to Korea to retrieve the final episode of a soap opera Quagmire starred in, Quagmire is reunited with a former lover.The Peanut Butter Kid
episode S14.E11 january 2016Stewie's new role brings Peter and Lois into show business.Scammed Yankees
episode S14.E12 january 2016Peter and Carter go to Africa to return Carter's money he lost to a Nigerian scammer. Meanwhile, Brian tries to hook up with one of Meg's friends after he finds out that she has a surprisingly great body.An App a Day
episode S14.E13 february 2016Peter learns about phone apps and overloads his phone with them. He buys a new phone with more memory and gives his old phone to Chris, which causes a series of horrible events. Meanwhile, Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.Underage Peter
episode S14.E14 february 2016Peter uses Brian as a way to get alcohol, after Mayor West bans alcohol from all people under 50.A Lot Going on Upstairs
episode S14.E15 march 2016Stewie builds a device to enable Brian to help him conquer his terrifying nightmares; Peter turns the attic into a man cave.The Heartbreak Dog
episode S14.E16 march 2016Brian and Bonnie run away together after declaring their love for each other; Meg and Chris team up to steal from the residents in a retirement home.The New Adventures of Old Tom
episode S14.E18 may 2016Peter helps Tom Tucker when he's replaced with a young reporter; Brian pretends to be rich to impress a woman.Run, Chris, Run
episode S14.E19 may 2016Meg discovers the cool kids only elected Chris homecoming king just to prank him; Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome instead of the guys.Road to India
episode S14.E20 may 2016Brian falls in love with a tech support girl, so he and Stewie go to India to find her; Peter becomes the center of attention when he's invited to Joe's bingo night.Bookie of the Year
episode S15.E2 october 2016Peter starts betting on Chris when he becomes a pitcher; Brian and Stewie re-team with Frank Sinatra, Jr. to start an Italian restaurant.American Gigg-olo
episode S15.E3 october 2016After the pilots go on strike, Quagmire becomes a gigolo. Meanwhile, Brian works at a hardware store for the health insurance.Inside Family Guy
episode S15.E4 october 2016James Woods leads viewers behind the scenes of the studios of Family Guy.Hot Shots
episode S15.E6 november 2016Lois decides not to vaccinate Stewie to "save" him from autism, causing Stewie to run away, and cause the town to have an outbreak.High School English
episode S15.E7 november 2016The classic novels "The Great Gatsby", "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", and "Of Mice and Men" are re-enacted.Carter and Tricia
episode S15.E8 december 2016Carter falls in love with Channel 5 News reporter, Tricia Takanawa; Stewie becomes Brian's driving instructor.How the Griffin Stole Christmas
episode S15.E9 december 2016Peter fills in for the mall Santa and becomes drunk with power; Stewie and Brian crash holiday office parties for free food, drama, and women.Passenger Fatty-Seven
episode S15.E10 january 2017Quagmire's piloting skills are questioned when he scores free tickets to a guys' trip to San Francisco, and the plane is hijacked on the flight home.Gronkowsbees
episode S15.E11 january 2017Rob Gronkowski moves in behind the Griffins; Stewie begins beekeeping, and gives them steroids, which makes them aggressive.Peter's Def Jam
episode S15.E12 february 2017When the guys start a podcast, Peter goes solo and becomes a DJ; Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's room.The Finer Strings
episode S15.E13 february 2017Peter fails to make the cut when the guys form a string quartet; Brian enjoys the life of luxury too much as Carter's seeing eye dog.The Dating Game
episode S15.E14 march 2017Quagmire discovers Tinder, forcing the guys to intervene; Stewie learns the perks of scoliosis.Cop and a Half-Wit
episode S15.E15 march 2017Peter helps Joe solve crime cases; Stewie joins a football team, and panics when he gets a concussion.Saturated Fat Guy
episode S15.E16 march 2017When Lois forces him to eat healthy food, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods; Meg joins a roller derby team.Peter's Lost Youth
episode S15.E17 march 2017Peter gets jealous when Lois upstages him at a Red Sox Fantasy Baseball camp; Stewie runs away when Meg babysits him.The Peter Principal
episode S15.E18 april 2017Meg takes advantage of Peter's temporary job as principal to get even with her bullies; Brian and Stewie open a B&B that quickly turns into a brothel.A House Full of Peters
episode S15.E20 may 2017Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house.Emmy-Winning Episode
episode S16.E1 october 2017Peter decides to make "Family Guy" more like Emmy-winning shows so it can finally win TV's highest award.Foxx in the Men House
episode S16.E2 october 2017Peter dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland when he becomes friends with a cool paramedic.Nanny Goats
episode S16.E3 october 2017The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, giving Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect.Follow the Money
episode S16.E4 october 2017Chris receives a special one-dollar bill for his birthday that gets passed throughout Quahog.Three Directors
episode S16.E5 november 2017The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay.The D in Apartment 23
episode S16.E6 november 2017Brian gets kicked out of the house for posting an offensive tweet that goes viral. And moves into an apartment temporarily.Petey IV
episode S16.E7 november 2017Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him. Meanwhile, strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline and pursues a coworker.Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
episode S16.E8 december 2017Meg's drinking both concerns and delights Peter; Brian suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. After becoming a hero, Brian comes back with the family.Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas
episode S16.E9 december 2017Paying tribute to A Christmas Carol, Peter is visited by the ghost of Patrick Swayze, who takes him on a journey around Quahog.Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)
episode S16.E10 january 2018Brian enters a dog show to breed with a female dog; Peter and Lois try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist.Dog Bites Bear
episode S16.E11 january 2018Stewie and Brian have a falling out; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot.Veteran Guy
episode S16.E14 april 2018Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are sentenced to join the Coast Guard.The Woof of Wall Street
episode S16.E15 april 2018Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter and the guys look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.'Family Guy' Through the Years
episode S16.E16 april 2018The show looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled in the '50s, '60s and '70s.HTTPete
episode S16.E18 may 2018Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, attracting the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.The Unkindest Cut
episode S16.E19 may 2018Quagmire has a freak accident; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police.Are You There God? It's Me, Peter
episode S16.E20 may 2018After falling into a coma, Peter comes face-to-face with God, leading him to ask some of life's tough questions.Regarding Carter
episode S17.E5 november 2018Carter gives Lois a surprising birthday present that leads to an unfortunate accident, leaving him dependent on the Griffins' care.Con Heiress
episode S17.E8 december 2018Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy old heiress with a long name. Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.Pawtucket Pete
episode S17.E9 december 2018When the Pawtucket Brewery's new bosses take over and want to change the company's mascot after the original boss Angela dies, Peter and Brian go head-to-head to become the new face.Hefty Shades of Gray
episode S17.E10 january 2019Tom Tucker teaches Peter how to report fake news; Brian and Stewie help Chris improve his love life.Bri, Robot
episode S17.E12 february 2019Brian worries about his legacy, so Stewie makes him a robot duplicate as a living biography; Peter starts working at a massage parlor.Trans-Fat
episode S17.E13 february 2019Peter learns an important lesson when he's mistakenly identified as transgender.Family Guy Lite
episode S17.E14 march 2019Peter goes on a health kick; when Lois starts writing a romantic fantasy novel, Brian and Stewie investigate into her possible crush.No Giggity, No Doubt
episode S17.E15 march 2019Quagmire discovers a long-lost daughter and makes a serious effort to embrace parenting.You Can't Handle the Booth
episode S17.E16 march 2019The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.Island Adventure
episode S17.E17 march 2019Stewie and Brian travel to Garbage Island to retrieve his tricycle after Peter throws it out; Lois tries to help Quagmire court a middle-aged woman.Throw It Away
episode S17.E18 april 2019Lois challenges the other Griffins to throw out anything that no longer gives them joy, only to take the decluttering to a surprising extreme.Girl, Internetted
episode S17.E19 may 2019Meg becomes famous on the internet for her unhealthy eating; Brian and Stewie enjoy a new ride while Brian's car gets fixed.Yacht Rocky
episode S18.E1 september 2019When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, the family take Peter on a cruise to calm his nerves, but the trip doesn't go as planned.Bri-Da
episode S18.E2 october 2019Peter and the guys use Joe's body cams to remember the million-dollar ideas they have while drinking; Quagmire must come to terms with an unexpected family development.Disney's The Reboot
episode S18.E4 october 2019The network decides to reboot FAMILY GUY and the feedback takes surprising turns when three versions are shown to a focus group.Cat Fight
episode S18.E5 november 2019Brian tries to shut down Quagmire's cat café; Lois decides to send Meg and Chris to church camp when they get in trouble at school.Peter & Lois' Wedding
episode S18.E6 november 2019When the Wi-Fi goes out, Peter and Lois tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in this spoof of the '90s sitcom Friends and everything else '90s.Heart Burn
episode S18.E7 november 2019To celebrate Peter and Lois' wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stories.Shanksgiving
episode S18.E8 november 2019Peter gets himself arrested to avoid Lois' special Thanksgiving dinner; A secret that Stewie's been keeping from everyone is revealed.Connie's Celica
episode S18.E10 january 2020Lois becomes the target of Connie's antics when she gets a job as the high school's music teacher.Short Cuts
episode S18.E11 february 2020When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal who is now a successful millionaire dog reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes.Undergrounded
episode S18.E12 february 2020Peter builds a tunnel to the Drunken Clam after Lois grounds him for secretly getting a credit card and spending all of the family's money.The Movement
episode S18.E14 march 2020Peter becomes the face of racial justice when diarrhea makes him kneel during the national anthem as he starts coaching a minor league baseball team.Baby Stewie
episode S18.E15 march 2020Stewie builds a machine to help him stay smart, but it turns him into an actual baby.Coma Guy
episode S18.E17 april 2020Peter's newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen results in him getting into a car accident and falling into a coma.Better Off Meg
episode S18.E18 may 2020The Griffins experience life without Meg when she's erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, and she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere.Holly Bibble
episode S18.E19 may 2020Following another blackout, the Griffins re-imagine three stories from the Bible about Adam and Eve, Noah, and the Last Supper while cooped up in a motel room during a storm.Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)
episode S18.E20 may 2020Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins when he gets fired for fat-shaming Chris at school; Brian sues Stewie for portraying him as an idiot in a series of children's books.Stewie's First Word
episode S19.E1 september 2020Stewie finally says his first word - and it's a swear, leaving Lois shunned by the other moms, so she tries to figure out where Stewie could've heard it.Boys & Squirrels
episode S19.E3 october 2020When Peter hurts himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie nurse one of the squirrels back to health; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine and restores him to his true height.CutawayLand
episode S19.E4 november 2020Peter and Lois get transported into a cutaway that they inadvertently set up at the same time.La Famiglia Guy
episode S19.E5 november 2020Peter becomes a real gangster when Joe asks him to be the godfather of his daughter.Meg's Wedding
episode S19.E6 november 2020Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected resident of Quahog; Peter loses his arms on one of his many adventures after finding a new vest.Wild Wild West
episode S19.E7 november 2020Peter seeks out the cousin of the late Adam West when he disapproves of Lois' first choice to be the next mayor of Quahog.Pawtucket Pat
episode S19.E8 december 2020Brian gets a job as a journalist and discovers that Pawtucket Pat, the hero of Quahog and founder of the brewery, was a racist, so the town becomes divided over whether to take down his commemorative statue.Boy's Best Friend
episode S19.E11 february 2021Brian bonds with his new girlfriend's son; Peter, Quagmire, and Cleveland take a joyride in Joe's new classic Corvette.And Then There's Fraud
episode S19.E12 february 2021Peter and Chris start a memorabilia business after going to a baseball game; Stewie gets plastic surgery to combat aging, but takes it too far.PeTerminator
episode S19.E13 march 2021Stewie builds a Terminator resembling Peter to destroy Lois for trying to make him eat broccoli, but his life is in danger when things don't go as planned.The Marrying Kind
episode S19.E14 march 2021Stewie experiences domestic life when he gets a mail-order bride from Ukraine; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.Customer of the Week
episode S19.E15 march 2021After feeling unappreciated by the family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop.Who's Brian Now?
episode S19.E16 april 2021A microchip in Brian reveals that he once lived with another family, making it difficult for him to enjoy his life with the Griffins.Family Cat
episode S19.E19 may 2021Meg adopts a cat that Brian believes is evil.Tales of Former Sports Glory
episode S19.E20 may 2021Cleveland, Quagmire, and Peter share stories of athletic accomplishments from their youth.Rock Hard
episode S20.E2 october 2021While at an old record store, Peter and the guys tell stories of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters, and Elton John.80's Guy
episode S20.E4 october 2021Peter's nostalgia for the '80s compels him to recreate iconic movie scenes from that decade; Stewie competes with Doug to retrieve a frisbee from the top of the jungle gym.Brief Encounter
episode S20.E5 october 2021Peter and Quagmire mimic each other's behavior when they accidentally switch underwear; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.Cootie & The Blowhard
episode S20.E6 november 2021Stewie fears he has a terminal case of "cooties"; Peter enjoys Bonnie's cooking.The Birthday Bootlegger
episode S20.E8 november 2021Peter's new boss bans his favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie gets detention and turns rough.The Fatman Always Rings Twice
episode S20.E9 november 2021Peter does a noir-style investigation of Meg's disappearance.Christmas Crime
episode S20.E10 december 2021Brian is accused of ruining Mayor West's nativity scene.Mister Act
episode S20.E11 january 2022Peter has an accident that leaves him with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus helps him fend off the other choir boys; Stewie becomes attracted to Lois' masculine physique.The Lois Quagmire
episode S20.E12 february 2022Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion instead of Peter; the rest of the family tries to cover up a pizza delivery man's death.Lawyer Guy
episode S20.E13 march 2022Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor, who turns out to be Brick. Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.HBO-No
episode S20.E14 march 2022The Griffins present their versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones", "Succession" and "Big Little Lies".Hard Boiled Meg
episode S20.E15 march 2022Meg becomes a getaway driver; Quagmire, unable to cure his hiccups, asks Peter to kill him.Prescription Heroine
episode S20.E16 march 2022Lois becomes addicted to painkillers prescribed for Brian after he gets hurt. Peter's ping pong table becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.All About Alana
episode S20.E17 may 2022Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins and turns out to have sinister intentions.Girlfriend, Eh?
episode S20.E18 may 2022Peter and Chris go to Canada to prove that Chris' girlfriend exists; Lois and Meg fight each other for the attention of a handsome handyman.First Blood
episode S20.E19 may 2022Peter and the guys test their physical prowess at Mayor West's dude ranch; Stewie believes he's gotten his first period.Jersey Bore
episode S20.E20 may 2022Peter goes to a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's presentation of "Romeo and Juliet".Oscars Guy
episode S21.E1 september 2022The Griffins reenact three Oscar-winning films: "The Silence of the Lambs", "American Beauty", and "Forrest Gump."A Wife-Changing Experience
episode S21.E3 october 2022Joe reinvigorates his sex life with Bonnie after seeing Lois naked; Stewie receives an electric SUV as a gift and embraces the "Range Rover" lifestyle.Unzipped Code
episode S21.E5 october 2022Cleveland loses his job as a mail carrier because of a mishap, but he gets a new, more successful job at the brewery.Happy Holo-ween
episode S21.E6 october 2022Peter creates a hologram of himself to get out of household duties on Halloween.Carny Knowledge
episode S21.E9 december 2022Peter and Chris try to reconnect when they finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian dates a carny whom he tries to break up with after seeing some of her bad habits.The Candidate
episode S21.E10 december 2022Stewie and Doug run opposing campaigns to be the class "snack captain".Love Story Guy
episode S21.E11 january 2023The guys tell stories of their first true loves.Old West
episode S21.E12 february 2023Peter and his friends try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.Single White Dad
episode S21.E13 february 2023Peter enjoys the perks of being a single parent when he's mistaken for one.White Meg Can't Jump
episode S21.E14 march 2023Meg joins the Adam West High basketball team. Stewie ends up with multiple personalities after going down a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories.The Bird Reich
episode S21.E16 april 2023Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death by adopting a bird that once belonged to Hitler. Stewie causes Brian to give up writing.A Bottle Episode
episode S21.E17 april 2023Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app when she's accused of stealing. Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door.Vat Man and Rob 'Em
episode S21.E18 april 2023When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.From Russia with Love
episode S21.E19 april 2023Meg realizes she'd rather stay in Russia when she takes Brian and Stewie there after Brian's Instagram gets hacked; Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire dates her middle school bully.Fertilized Megg
episode S22.E1 october 2023Meg agrees to be a surrogate for Bruce and Jeffrey, but the Griffins are left with a new family member when the couple fail to pick up their baby.Supermarket Pete
episode S22.E2 october 2023
- A Hero Sits Next Door
- Holy Crap
- Da Boom
- Love Thy Trophy
- The King Is Dead
- I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
- If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'
- A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks
- Fifteen Minutes of Shame
- E. Peterbus Unum
- Wasted Talent
- Fore, Father
- The Thin White Line
- One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
- And the Wiener Is...
- Lethal Weapons
- A Fish Out of Water
- Emission Impossible
- Screwed the Pooch
- Ready, Willing and Disabled
- A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
- Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
- Stuck Together, Torn Apart
- Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
- Blind Ambition
- Don't Make Me Over
- The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
- Petarded
- Brian the Bachelor
- Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
- Model Misbehavior
- The Perfect Castaway
- Jungle Love
- Brian Goes Back to College
- The Courtship of Stewie's Father
- Fat Guy Strangler
- Brian Sings and Swings
- Patriot Games
- I Take Thee, Quagmire
- Sibling Rivalry
- Peterotica
- You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
- Petergeist
- Untitled Griffin Family History
- Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
- Stewie Loves Lois
- Hell Comes to Quahog
- Whistle While Your Wife Works
- Chick Cancer
- Barely Legal
- Road to Rupert
- The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
- Airport '07
- Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey
- No Meals on Wheels
- It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
- Meet the Quagmires
- Blue Harvest
- Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
- Stewie Kills Lois
- Lois Kills Stewie
- Padre de Familia
- Back to the Woods
- The Former Life of Brian
- Long John Peter
- Love Blactually
- I Dream of Jesus
- Baby Not on Board
- The Man with Two Brians
- Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
- Ocean's Three and a Half
- The Juice Is Loose!
- FOX-y Lady
- 420
- Stew-Roids
- Three Kings
- Peter's Progress
- Road to the Multiverse
- Family Goy
- Spies Reminiscent of Us
- Brian's Got a Brand New Bag
- Quagmire's Baby
- Jerome Is the New Black
- Dog Gone
- Business Guy
- Big Man on Hippocampus
- Dial Meg for Murder
- Extra Large Medium
- Peter-assment
- Brian Griffin's House of Payne
- April in Quahog
- Quagmire's Dad
- The Splendid Source
- Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
- Partial Terms of Endearment
- And Then There Were Fewer
- Welcome Back Carter
- Halloween on Spooner Street
- Baby, You Knock Me Out
- Road to the North Pole
- New Kidney in Town
- Friends of Peter G.
- The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
- Foreign Affairs
- It's a Trap!
- Lottery Fever
- Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q
- Back to the Pilot
- Thanksgiving
- Amish Guy
- Cool Hand Peter
- Grumpy Old Man
- The Blind Side
- Livin' on a Prayer
- Be Careful What You Fish For
- Burning Down the Bayit
- Killer Queen
- Forget-Me-Not
- You Can't Do That on Television, Peter
- Tea Peter
- Family Guy Viewer Mail #2
- Internal Affairs
- Ratings Guy
- The Old Man and the Big 'C'
- Yug Ylimaf
- Joe's Revenge
- Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
- Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
- The Giggity Wife
- Valentine's Day in Quahog
- Call Girl
- Turban Cowboy
- 12 and a Half Angry Men
- Bigfat
- Total Recall
- Save the Clam
- Finders Keepers
- Vestigial Peter
- Quagmire's Quagmire
- A Fistful of Meg
- Boopa-dee Bappa-dee
- Life of Brian
- Peter Problems
- Grimm Job
- Brian's a Bad Father
- Mom's the Word
- 3 Acts of God
- Fresh Heir
- Secondhand Spoke
- Herpe, the Love Sore
- The Most Interesting Man in the World
- Baby Got Black
- Meg Stinks!
- He's Bla-ack!
- The Simpsons Guy
- The Book of Joe
- Baking Bad
- Brian the Closer
- Turkey Guys
- The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin
- This Little Piggy
- Quagmire's Mom
- Encyclopedia Griffin
- Stewie Is Enceinte
- Dr. C and the Women
- #JOLO
- Once Bitten
- Roasted Guy
- Fighting Irish
- Take My Wife
- Pilling Them Softly
- Papa Has a Rollin' Son
- Guy, Robot
- Peternormal Activity
- Peter, Chris & Brian
- Peter's Sister
- Hot Pocket-Dial
- Brokeback Swanson
- A Shot in the Dark
- Candy, Quahog Marshmallow
- The Peanut Butter Kid
- Scammed Yankees
- An App a Day
- Underage Peter
- A Lot Going on Upstairs
- The Heartbreak Dog
- The New Adventures of Old Tom
- Run, Chris, Run
- Road to India
- Bookie of the Year
- American Gigg-olo
- Inside Family Guy
- Hot Shots
- High School English
- Carter and Tricia
- How the Griffin Stole Christmas
- Passenger Fatty-Seven
- Gronkowsbees
- Peter's Def Jam
- The Finer Strings
- The Dating Game
- Cop and a Half-Wit
- Saturated Fat Guy
- Peter's Lost Youth
- The Peter Principal
- A House Full of Peters
- Emmy-Winning Episode
- Foxx in the Men House
- Nanny Goats
- Follow the Money
- Three Directors
- The D in Apartment 23
- Petey IV
- Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
- Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas
- Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)
- Dog Bites Bear
- Veteran Guy
- The Woof of Wall Street
- 'Family Guy' Through the Years
- HTTPete
- The Unkindest Cut
- Are You There God? It's Me, Peter
- Regarding Carter
- Con Heiress
- Pawtucket Pete
- Hefty Shades of Gray
- Bri, Robot
- Trans-Fat
- Family Guy Lite
- No Giggity, No Doubt
- You Can't Handle the Booth
- Island Adventure
- Throw It Away
- Girl, Internetted
- Yacht Rocky
- Bri-Da
- Disney's The Reboot
- Cat Fight
- Peter & Lois' Wedding
- Heart Burn
- Shanksgiving
- Connie's Celica
- Short Cuts
- Undergrounded
- The Movement
- Baby Stewie
- Coma Guy
- Better Off Meg
- Holly Bibble
- Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)
- Stewie's First Word
- Boys & Squirrels
- CutawayLand
- La Famiglia Guy
- Meg's Wedding
- Wild Wild West
- Pawtucket Pat
- Boy's Best Friend
- And Then There's Fraud
- PeTerminator
- The Marrying Kind
- Customer of the Week
- Who's Brian Now?
- Family Cat
- Tales of Former Sports Glory
- Rock Hard
- 80's Guy
- Brief Encounter
- Cootie & The Blowhard
- The Birthday Bootlegger
- The Fatman Always Rings Twice
- Christmas Crime
- Mister Act
- The Lois Quagmire
- Lawyer Guy
- HBO-No
- Hard Boiled Meg
- Prescription Heroine
- All About Alana
- Girlfriend, Eh?
- First Blood
- Jersey Bore
- Oscars Guy
- A Wife-Changing Experience
- Unzipped Code
- Happy Holo-ween
- Carny Knowledge
- The Candidate
- Love Story Guy
- Old West
- Single White Dad
- White Meg Can't Jump
- The Bird Reich
- A Bottle Episode
- Vat Man and Rob 'Em
- From Russia with Love
- Fertilized Megg
- Supermarket Pete
Best moments10
- Peter helps Joe solve crime cases; Stewie joins a football team, and panics when he gets a concussion.
- Joe becomes a media darling after Peter spikes his sports drink with steroids during a track and field event for the disabled; the kids bicker over $26 they found.
- Joe, with the help of Peter and Quagmire, looks to track down the person responsible for his injuries.
- Joe gets a leg transplant to allow him to walk again, only for his new legs to make him abandon Bonnie and the guys.
- Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision.
- Peter talks Joe into having an affair with his new attractive partner, until Bonnie finds out.
- Peter becomes very jealous, when his handi-capable new neighbor turns out to be the new star player on the toy company's softball team.
- Peter is hired to read Joe's new children's book; Brian takes up running to impress a girl.
- After Peter finds a valuable coin and sells it for $50, 000, he opens his own restaurant, but things don't end well when he bans Joe and all of his handicapped friends.
- Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.
- Cop and a Half-Wit
- Ready, Willing and Disabled
- Joe's Revenge
- Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
- #JOLO
- Internal Affairs
- A Hero Sits Next Door
- The Book of Joe
- No Meals on Wheels
- Thanksgiving