Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr. is a fictional character portrayed by Toby Huss in the TV series King of the Hill.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Pilot (season 1), they were 30 years old.
They appear in 164 episodes out of a total of 258 aired and have accumulated 575 positive votes.
The character of Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr. is mainly associated with Bobby Hill, Dale Gribble and Hank Hill.
Episodes164
Pilot
episode S1.E1 january 1997A social worker mistakenly believes that Hank is abusing Bobby. When Bobby finds out what is happening, he takes advantage of the situation.
Square Peg
episode S1.E2 january 1997Peggy is chosen to be the Sex Education teacher at Bobby's school.
The Order of the Straight Arrow
episode S1.E3 february 1997When Bobby becomes a member of the Straight Arrows, Hank, Dale, Bill, & Boomhauer volunteer to take them on a camping trip. While there Bobby accidentally kill a whooping crane.
Hank's Unmentionable Problem
episode S1.E6 february 1997Hank is very embarrassed and introvert about his constipation. And it certainly doesn't help his condition with Peggy telling all her friends, making Hank go to a proctologist and treating him like a child over it.
Westie Side Story
episode S1.E7 march 1997Hank and the rest of the gang on Rainey St. gets a culture shock when their new Laotian neighbors move in next door.
Shins of the Father
episode S1.E8 march 1997Bobby begins picking up bad habits, including slapping women in the rear end, from his sexist war vet grandfather. Hank initially turns a blind eye, but soon finds himself frustrated and unsure of how to put a stop to the behavior.
Peggy the Boggle Champ
episode S1.E9 april 1997Peggy and Hank head to Dallas so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament, but Hank decides to forego the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo.
King of the Ant Hill
episode S1.E11 may 1997After Hank fires him as his exterminator, Dale infests Hanks lawn with ants in order to seek revenge.
How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying
episode S2.E1 september 1997When Bobby discovers the one sport he is good at, marksmanship, he and Hank decide to enter a father & son tournament. As it turns out Hank is a terrible marksman.
Jumpin' Crack Bass
episode S2.E5 november 1997In an effort to catch more fish than his friends, Hank decides to buy special "bait" from a street vendor. He soon finds himself in trouble with the law.-
The Son That Got Away
episode S2.E8 november 1997Bobby and Connie get in trouble at school. They skirt their ensuing punishment and are joined by Joseph, as they head to "The Caves". Hank and Kahn quickly pursue them, knowing that the caves are Arlen's make-out point. -
The Company Man
episode S2.E9 december 1997Hank struggles to portray himself and his life as that of a stereotypical Texan cowboy's for a Hollywood cowboy movie fan in order to secure a business deal for Strickland Propane. -
Bobby Slam
episode S2.E10 december 1997Bobby joins the wrestling team and is caught in a dilemma when he has to fight Connie in order to make the team. -
The Unbearable Blindness of Laying
episode S2.E11 december 1997Hank's mother bring home her new boyfriend, an affectionate Jewish man named Gary. After Hank sees the two of them having relations, he goes blind. -
Snow Job
episode S2.E13 february 1998Hank calls into question his loyalty to Propane and the direction of his life after he finds out Buck Strickland owns an electric range. -
Three Days of the Kahndo
episode S2.E15 february 1998Hank, Dale and Kahn are stuck in Mexico after Kahn cheats a condo owner out of money. As a result, the Arlenians have to sneak across the Rio Grande back into Texas. -
Traffic Jam
episode S2.E16 february 1998Hank, accompanied by Bobby, has to attend defensive driving classes taught by comedic instructor Boudda Sac (Chris Rock). Bobby, inspired by Sac's racially charged humor, decides to do his own "White Pride" routine. 
The Final Shinsult
episode S2.E18 march 1998Cotton and Dale plot to steal the wooden leg of historical Mexican General Santa Anna while it is on display in the Arlen museum.-
Junkie Business
episode S2.E20 april 1998A drug addict is hired at Strickland, and his lawyer informs Hank that the business must accommodate for the man's "disability". Soon every other employee at Strickland is claiming made-up conditions in order to avoid a heavy workload. -
Propane Boom
episode S2.E23 may 1998Buck Strickland is forced to close the Arlen branch of Strickland Propane after the local Mega Lo Mart begins selling propane at a lower price. As a result, Hank has to take a job at Mega Lo- working under Buckley. 
Death of a Propane Salesman
episode S3.E1 september 1998Buckley is killed in an explosion at Mega Lo Mart.
And They Call It Bobby Love
episode S3.E2 september 1998Bobby falls head-over-heals for a classmate. Hank and his friends discover an abandoned couch in the alleyway where they normally stand and drink beer.-
Pregnant Paws
episode S3.E4 october 1998Hank wants Ladybird to have babies, but the veterinarian tells him it would be nearly impossible, so he attempts to discover a way to get her pregnant. -
Next of Shin
episode S3.E5 november 1998Deedee has become pregnant with Cotton's child. -
Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
episode S3.E7 november 1998After Thanksgiving dinner, Hank's feelings about his mother translate into an argument with his father over the latest model of a lawn mower. -
Good Hill Hunting
episode S3.E8 december 1998Bobby is excited about going on his first deer hunting trip, but Hank fails to obtain the proper license in time and must seek an alternative. -
Pretty, Pretty Dresses
episode S3.E9 december 1998During the Christmas season, Bill becomes suicidal and his friends have to watch him. Things take a bizarre turn when he decides to become his ex-wife Lenore. -
To Spank with Love
episode S3.E11 january 1999Peggy gets a reputation for draconian discipline after spanking one of her students in class. -
De-Kahnstructing Henry
episode S3.E13 february 1999Hank inadvertently causes Kahn to lose his job. -
The Wedding of Bobby Hill
episode S3.E14 february 1999Bobby and Luanne get into a petty feud over Luanne's narcissistic new boyfriend. Things get even weirder when Bobby messes with Luanne's birth control pills, and Hank and Peggy organize an elaborate prank to teach him a lesson. -
Jon Vitti Presents: 'Return to La Grunta'
episode S3.E16 february 1999While Luanne gets a job at a country club, Hank has an unpleasant encounter with a dolphin. -
Escape from Party Island
episode S3.E17 march 1999Hanks accompanies his mother and some of her friends on a trip to a museum on an island during Spring Break, the only problem is MTV and the college students are there, too. -
Love Hurts and So Does Art
episode S3.E18 march 1999While Bobby comes down with a case of gout when he becomes addicted to deli food, Hank is horrified to find an X-ray of his colon in an art museum. -
Hank's Cowboy Movie
episode S3.E19 april 1999Hank and his friends make a video to persuade the Dallas Cowboys to relocate their training camp to Arlen. -
Dog Dale Afternoon
episode S3.E20 april 1999After Dale behaves like a big jerk, Hank and the boys steal his lawnmower and blame it on a conspiracy, pushing Dale to the limits of his sanity. -
Revenge of the Lutefisk
episode S3.E21 april 1999Cotton is suspected of arson when the church burns down; the police believe that he did it because of the new woman pastor. -
Death and Texas
episode S3.E22 april 1999While Peggy is tricked into smuggling cocaine to a death row inmate, who is her former student, Dale decides that he wants to be an executioner. -
Wings of the Dope
episode S3.E23 may 1999Luanne believes that the angel of her late boyfriend Buckley has visited her. -
Take Me Out of the Ball Game
episode S3.E24 may 1999Hank is chosen to coach Strickland Propane's softball team and invites Peggy to play pitcher, which spurs friction between the two when Peggy becomes the star player. -
As Old as the Hills
episode S3.E25 may 1999Peggy suffers a mid-life crisis after a lackluster wedding anniversary, and goes skydiving as a result. Luanne has nowhere to stay as Hank and Peggy are out, and Didi goes into labor, with a panicked Bobby driving her to the hospital. 
Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall
episode S4.E1 september 1999Peggy survives the fall with several broken bones and paralysis, while Cotton names his newborn son G.H., which stands for "Good Hank."-
Cotton's Plot
episode S4.E2 october 1999Cotton helps Peggy rehabilitate, while Peggy uncovers the truth behind Cotton's war stories. -
Aisle 8A
episode S4.E5 november 1999Hank has the misfortune of being left all alone with Connie right when she gets her first period. He tries to handle the situation the best way he knows how, and unfortunately, he doesn't. -
Happy Hank's Giving
episode S4.E7 november 1999The Hills and their friends are all stranded at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport the night before Thanksgiving. -
Hillennium
episode S4.E10 december 1999As Y2K approaches, everybody fears the approaching millennium, even Dale, who hoards food, Mountain Dew and hamsters in his basement. Only Hank is unaffected by the growing concerns...until there's a propane shortage. -
Old Glory
episode S4.E11 january 2000Peggy authors one of Bobby's English papers, only to have a rival substitute teacher uncover the deception; Bill displays an enormous American flag on his property. -
Hanky Panky
episode S4.E13 february 2000Buck Strickland is getting a divorce. Since Texas is a community property state, he sells Sugarfoot's Barbecue to Hank until the divorce is final. -
High Anxiety
episode S4.E14 february 2000When Debbie, Buck's former girl Friday and lover, turns up dead in a dumpster, a city detective suspects Hank of murdering her. -
Naked Ambition
episode S4.E15 february 2000During a picnic, Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, and Joseph is jealous of him. -
Movin' on Up
episode S4.E16 february 2000Luanne is sick of Hank's rules and regulations, so she rents the house next door with three other people. When she gets angry at them for being irresponsible, she gets upset because she's acting just like Hank would. -
Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
episode S4.E18 march 2000Buddhist monks believe Bobby is a lama. -
Hank's Bad Hair Day
episode S4.E19 april 2000Hank's regular barber, Jack, has a mental breakdown and bleaches Hank's hair. Needing a proper haircut for the Strickland Christmas card photo, Hank hires Bill to cut his hair, but receives an absurd invoice from the military afterwards. -
Meet the Propaniacs
episode S4.E20 april 2000Bobby forms a comedy group called The Propaniacs, who goes around to several Strickland Propane locations with their propane-centered skits. -
Flush with Power
episode S4.E22 may 2000Hank joins the town council to uncover the truth behind the recent requirement of ineffectual low-flow toilets. -
Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
episode S4.E23 may 2000Peggy is ashamed of her size 16 feet, but her shame turns to pride when an alleged doctor takes an interest in filming them. She does not know, however, that the man is really photographing them for a sex fetish website. -
Peggy's Fan Fair
episode S4.E24 may 2000The Hills go to a country music festival in Nashville, where no one believes Peggy when she says that Randy Travis plagiarized a song she submitted to him. 
The Perils of Polling
episode S5.E1 october 2000Hank meets Presidential candidate George W. Bush at a rally and is unimpressed by his handshake, while Luanne registers to vote as a Communist.-
The Buck Stops Here
episode S5.E2 november 2000Bobby works for Mr. Strickland as his golf caddy for the summer. Peggy and Minh race each other to see who can donate the most blood. -
I Don't Want to Wait ...
episode S5.E3 november 2000Puberty hits 12 year-old Joseph before it hits 13 year-old Bobby. Hank builds coffins for himself and Peggy. -
When Cotton Comes Marching Home
episode S5.E6 december 2000Cotton loses his home and must go back to work to support Didi and G.H. -
What Makes Bobby Run?
episode S5.E7 december 2000Bobby attempts to achieve yearbook immortality by becoming the school mascot. -
'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
episode S5.E8 december 2000Bill opens a Santa Claus village at his house and annoys Hank by keeping it open well after Christmas. -
Chasing Bobby
episode S5.E9 january 2001Hank's truck is on its last wheels and he balks at the thought of getting a new truck, much to the chagrin of friends and family. -
Yankee Hankee
episode S5.E10 february 2001Hank is a proud Texan, which is all about to change when Cotton reveals to him he was born in New York City. -
Ho, Yeah!
episode S5.E13 february 2001After a violent pimp shows up looking for her, Hank and Peggy unknowingly board a prostitute. Then they soon discover that Hank has been unwittingly "pimping" her all around town. -
The Trouble with Gribbles
episode S5.E18 april 2001When Channel 83 replaces Nancy with Luanne as the weather lady, Dale concocts a scheme to sue a tobacco company to pay for a face lift for his wife. -
Hank's Back Story
episode S5.E19 may 2001Hank must wear a prosthesis when he is diagnosed with Diminished Gluteal Syndrome. -
Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
episode S5.E20 may 2001Bobby pretends to be a high schooler with a congenital kidney disease that has stunted his growth. He later adds to the charade by claiming Connie has a vestigial tail. 
Bobby Goes Nuts
episode S6.E1 november 2001To Hank's chagrin, Bobby learns to protect himself by kicking boys in the groin.
Soldier of Misfortune
episode S6.E2 december 2001When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem.
The Father, the Son and J.C.
episode S6.E4 december 2001Hank and Cotton clash during the Christmas season while working for Habitat for Humanity.
Father of the Bribe
episode S6.E5 january 2002Khan bribes Bobby to stay away from Connie.
The Bluegrass Is Always Greener
episode S6.E9 february 2002Connie plays the fiddle in Hank's bluegrass band, but keeps it a secret from her father, who wants her to go to Van Cliburn's violin academy.
Unfortunate Son
episode S6.E11 march 2002Cotton and his army buddies have to stay at Hank's house when the VFW loses its lease.
Tankin' It to the Streets
episode S6.E13 march 2002When Dale convinces Bill that the government used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug with disastrous results, Bill steals a tank from the army base.
A Man Without a Country Club
episode S6.E15 april 2002Nine Rivers, Arlen's all-Asian country Club, is under pressure to have a non-Asian member, so Khan tries to get Hank to join.
Returning Japanese
episode S6.E21 may 2002Cotton returns to Japan to learn that he has an illegitimate son.
Get Your Freak Off
episode S7.E1 november 2002After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own.
The Fat and the Furious
episode S7.E2 november 2002A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hotdog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion.
Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Watcha Gonna Do
episode S7.E3 november 2002Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen.
Goodbye Normal Jeans
episode S7.E4 november 2002Peggy gets jealous of Bobby's home economic skills. Bill loses a million dollar bet to Dale.
Dances with Dogs
episode S7.E5 december 2002Bobby and Hank compete in a dog dancing contest.
The Texas Skilsaw Massacre
episode S7.E7 december 2002Hank is sentenced to attend an anger management class after accidentally sawing off Dale's finger.
Full Metal Dust Jacket
episode S7.E8 january 2003Peggy opens her own bookstore, but when she discovers that customers are nonexistent, she reluctantly allows Dale to sublet space so he can sell guns.
Board Games
episode S7.E14 march 2003Tension erupts between Peggy, Minh and Nancy when a seat opens on the school board and each of the women announces their intention to run.
An Officer and a Gentle Boy
episode S7.E15 march 2003When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollycoddles its cadets.
The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
episode S7.E16 march 2003Bobby and Joe Jack, while working at Strickland Propane, use unscrupulous tactics to win customers. Meanwhile, Bill floats all over Arlen after being tied to a lawn chair held up by balloons, and Peggy frets over liver medication.
The Good Buck
episode S7.E17 march 2003Hank and Peggy become concerned when the leering Buck Strickland ends up in Luanne's Bible study class; Bobby skips gym class to have tea and scones at the posh Hotel Arlen.
Be True to Your Fool
episode S7.E19 april 2003Bill spreads lice to Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer. When Hanks gets his head shaved, he's surprised to discover he has a tattoo on his scalp.
Maid in Arlen
episode S7.E22 may 2003Kahn reacts with horror when his mother becomes the Hills' maid... and Bill's lover.
Patch Boomhauer
episode S8.E1 november 2003Tensions run high when Boomhauer's brother, Patch, proposes to Boomhauer's old flame. As the wedding is planned, Boomhauer soon discovers that Patch is behaving like a sleazy pervert on the side.
Reborn to Be Wild
episode S8.E2 november 2003Hank reacts with horror when Bobby's Bible study group turns out to be populated with Christian skate punks who wear tattoos and dress like rockers; Dale and his friends form a Last Supper club.
New Cowboy on the Block
episode S8.E3 november 2003A washed-up football star moves into the neighborhood.
The Incredible Hank
episode S8.E4 november 2003Peggy suspects that Hank suffers from Irritable Male Syndrome and begins spiking his coffee with testosterone, turning Hank from low-energy everyman to muscled go-getter.
After the Mold Rush
episode S8.E6 december 2003Hank enters his house in Arlen's parade of homes showcase, but when the hill house tests positive for mold, Hank and his family must relocate to a seedy hotel.
Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill
episode S8.E9 january 2004Hank commissions Peggy to create some artwork to satisfy the local zoning board after they approve a Strickland Propane expansion, but Peggy is humiliated when an art dealer promotes her as an illiterate hillbilly.
That's What She Said
episode S8.E10 february 2004A new Strickland Propane employee revels in making off-color jokes, driving Hank crazy.
My Hair Lady
episode S8.E11 february 2004Bill pretends to be a homosexual to get a job at a trendy beauty salon.
Après Hank, le Deluge
episode S8.E15 february 2004Arlen is hit with rains and flash floods. Bill finds himself put in charge of the shelter at Tom Landry Middle School, and instantly becomes mad with power and authority.
DaleTech
episode S8.E16 march 2004Cotton plays detective when someone begins drinking Hank's grapefruit juice; and Dale tries to launch his own home security company.
Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
episode S8.E18 april 2004Luanne joins forces with Hank to protest a propane ban at the Texas State Fairground grill-off; and Peggy goes to extreme lengths to gain access to a laundry room where an infamous murder took place.
Stressed for Success
episode S8.E19 may 2004Bobby joins the school's academic team, where he specializes in pop culture, but the stress proves too much for him to handle.
Hank's Back
episode S8.E20 may 2004Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; and Peggy bags groceries at a mom-and-pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
The Redneck on Rainey Street
episode S8.E21 may 2004After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
Ms. Wakefield
episode S9.E2 december 2004During the Christmas season, a dying, elderly woman wants to spend her final days in the Hills' house, which used to be hers.
Death Buys a Timeshare
episode S9.E3 january 2005Hank accompanies Cotton and Bill to Mexico to keep them from buying into a timeshare; and Peggy, Dale, and Bobby sneak into swimming pools during a heat wave.
Yard, She Blows!
episode S9.E4 january 2005Peggy tries to spruce up the front yard by purchasing a lawn gnome, much to Hank's horror.
Care-Takin' Care of Business
episode S9.E9 march 2005Hank and his friends tend to the grass on a football field to keep the groundskeeper from being fired; and Luanne falls for Lucky's new rims.
Redcorn Gambles with His Future
episode S9.E11 april 2005John Redcorn opens a gambling casino on his land.
Gone with the Windstorm
episode S9.E13 may 2005When the station manager hires a new weatherman to replace Nancy after she blows an important forecast, Peggy convinces Nancy that covering a dangerous wildfire is the only way to win back her job.
Bystand Me
episode S10.E2 september 2005Peggy gets a job at the town newspaper writing a household tips column, but inadvertently gives readers the recipe for mustard gas.
Bill's House
episode S10.E3 november 2005When Bill goes to volunteer at a halfway house, he winds up housing a group of recovering alcoholics at his own home.
Harlottown
episode S10.E4 november 2005Hank is devastated when Peggy uncovers some unsavory facts about the founding of the town of Arlen.
Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?
episode S10.E6 november 2005Ted Wasanasong calls Khan a "banana" - a derogatory term for an Asian who is "yellow on the outside, white on the inside" - making him think he has lost touch with his Laotian heritage.
Business Is Picking Up
episode S10.E8 march 2006Bobby participates in a "job shadow" program, where he's wowed by an entrepreneur who makes a living picking up after dogs.
The Year of Washing Dangerously
episode S10.E9 march 2006Strickland partners with Kahn in a car wash business, forcing Hank to become Kahn's "work monkey."
Hank Fixes Everything
episode S10.E10 april 2006Strickland embarks on a propane price war, so he hires the Teutuls from "American Chopper" to spark sales at the Propane Expo. But the Teutuls only manage to start a riot.
Church Hopping
episode S10.E11 april 2006After having a falling out with Reverend Stroup, Hank leaves Arlen First Methodist and joins a Mega-Church... only to be overwhelmed by its nonstop demands on his free time.
24 Hour Propane People
episode S10.E12 april 2006After swearing off his favorite strip club, Strickland refashions the propane business using an ice-cream parlor as his inspiration; and Peggy uses her press credentials to obtain free things.
The Texas Panhandler
episode S10.E13 april 2006When Hank rejects Bobby's request for expensive designer jeans, Bobby takes his dad's advice and gets himself a really "cool" job; but begging on the street isn't exactly what Hank had in mind.
Edu-macating Lucky
episode S10.E15 may 2006Lucky, Luanne's good-for-nothing boyfriend, won't marry her until he passes his ged test; when he asks Peggy to tutor him, she schemes to end their relationship by teaching him all the wrong answers.
Serpunt
episode S11.E2 february 2007The Hills create a snake scare when a large python is released into the sewer system, and a couple of greedy city contractors try to take advantage of the situation.
Blood and Sauce
episode S11.E3 february 2007Bill discovers that he and his cousin are the end of the Dautrieve family line, so he tries to find a way to preserve his family legacy.
Hank Gets Dusted
episode S11.E5 april 2007Hank's cousin, ZZ Top's Dusty Hill, comes to Arlen and makes Hank the butt of all his jokes for his new reality television program.
Glen Peggy Glen Ross
episode S11.E6 april 2007Peggy becomes a realtor. Hank gets a new set of golf clubs with a disturbing past.
Grand Theft Arlen
episode S11.E8 april 2007Hank becomes obsessed with a video game based on his own life. Bobby attempts to improve his physical condition.
Peggy's Gone to Pots
episode S11.E9 may 2007Peggy gets fooled into selling kitchen supplies. The real Rusty Shackleford confronts Dale.
Hair Today, Gone Today
episode S11.E10 may 2007Dale believes that he has traveled back in time. Stress over a past relationship causes Nancy to suffer hair loss.
Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies
episode S11.E11 may 2007Bill unwisely allows some crazed muscle-bound male bodybuilders to use the neighborhood's exercise equipment if in exchange they help him get in shape.
Lucky's Wedding Suit
episode S11.E12 may 2007Lucky needs money to throw Luanne the extravagant wedding of her dreams. When he's injured in a fall from Dale's basement steps, a corrupt lawyer encourages Lucky to get litigious towards anybody with money who could possibly be blamed.
Suite Smells of Excess
episode S12.E1 september 2007Hank and the guys take Bobby to to a Texas/Nebraska college football game. During the game, they help themselves to an empty luxury suite, which puts them in a precarious situation at the end of the ball game.
The Powder Puff Boys
episode S12.E3 october 2007Bobby is selected to be a powder-puff cheerleader, but Peggy and the rest the PTA threaten to disband the group after the PTA president decides that it's sexist.
Four Wave Intersection
episode S12.E4 october 2007Bobby, Joseph, and Connie are harassed at a water park by a group of bullies, and only Boomhauer can save them. Meanwhile, Bill becomes a minor local celebrity after he starts waving at drivers from the side of the road.
Death Picks Cotton
episode S12.E5 november 2007Cotton is dying, but both he and Hank are having trouble coming to terms with it--and each other.
Raise the Steaks
episode S12.E6 november 2007Hank joins a co-op store because the steaks they sell are the best in town. However, he is forced to take extreme measures to get organic steaks when Mega-Lo-Mart buys out the store.
Tears of an Inflatable Clown
episode S12.E7 november 2007Bobby is in charge of putting together a carnival at Tom Landry Middle School, but a school-appointed diversity counselor takes all of the fun out of it.
The Minh Who Knew Too Much
episode S12.E8 december 2007Minh joins Dale's gun club to learn how to shoot skeet. Hank investigates who is putting their garbage in his garbage can.
Dream Weaver
episode S12.E9 december 2007Hank reluctantly joins Dale on a "vocation vacation," where Dale will learn basket weaving. However, problems arise when Dale is completely incompetent and Hank becomes the teacher's pet.
Doggone Crazy
episode S12.E10 january 2008Ladybird begins acting erratically during thunderstorms, and Hank must resort to consulting a "dog spiritualist" or risk losing her to Animal Control.
Trans-Fascism
episode S12.E11 february 2008Hank helps Buck Strickland and Sugarfoot's find a way to get around the Arlen City Council's new ban on trans fats.
Untitled Blake McCormick Project
episode S12.E12 february 2008Dale discovers that the daughter of one of Bill's lady-friends shares the same DNA as Joseph. He comes to the conclusion that he is the father of both of them.
The Accidental Terrorist
episode S12.E13 march 2008Hank seeks revenge when he finds out that his car salesman has been taking advantage of him for 20 years, but he gets in trouble when his plan gets out of hand.
Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
episode S12.E16 march 2008Kahn uses karaoke to boost his self confidence and to help cope with his domineering father-in-law's latest visit.
The Courtship of Joseph's Father
episode S12.E18 april 2008A private academy bribes Dale into enrolling Joseph to play quarterback, but he soon learns that his family doesn't fit in because they're not rich.
Strangeness on a Train
episode S12.E19 april 2008When Peggy's birthday celebrations promise to disappoint her once again, she decides to plan her own party aboard a train that features a murder-mystery play.
Life: A Loser's Manual
episode S12.E22 may 2008Peggy's jailbird brother (Luanne's father) comes to town, and commits another crime; and Lucky feels sorry for him, so he takes the blame.
Dia-BILL-ic Shock
episode S13.E1 september 2008Bill begins acting like a paraplegic after his doctor diagnoses him with diabetes and tells him to get a wheelchair.
Earthy Girls are Easy
episode S13.E2 october 2008Buck is looking for an easy way for Strickland Propane to go "green," and Dale is ready to take advantage of him and the situation.
Square-Footed Monster
episode S13.E3 october 2008Ted Wassonasong buys a house in Hank's neighborhood, tears it down, and builds a cheaply-made "McMansion" in its place.
Lost in MySpace
episode S13.E4 november 2008Hank runs into trouble with a temperamental co-worker who is promoted to co-assistant manager after Strickland Propane puts up its own MySpace page.
No Bobby Left Behind
episode S13.E5 november 2008Tom Landry Middle School labels Bobby and some of his other lazy classmates as "special needs" students so that they don't have to take and fail the standardized test and lower the school's numbers.
Straight as an Arrow
episode S13.E7 november 2008Peggy volunteers as the Arlen Welcome Wagon lady, introducing Hank to a new friend, Wesley Cherish. The relationship sours after Wesley is revealed to be a helicopter parent who accuses Bobby of being a bad influence.
What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Con
episode S13.E9 february 2009Hank goes to the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis to introduce Buck for an award, but he makes an ass of himself after Buck finds out that he has a illegitimate son in the propane business.
Master of Puppets
episode S13.E10 march 2009Bobby plays his guilt-ridden parents against each other after they forget to pick him up at the mall, but the move backfires when Hank and Peggy adopt a new strategy. Meanwhile, Dale tries to prove he can survive in the "wilderness."
Bwah My Nose
episode S13.E11 march 2009Hank breaks his nose practicing for a state championship flag football rematch. But when he gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon, it's so perfect that he doesn't want to play in the game and risk ruining it.
Nancy Does Dallas
episode S13.E13 march 2009Nancy gets a job as an anchor at a Dallas television station, but will Dale be able to survive in Arlen without her?
Born Again on the Fourth of July
episode S13.E14 april 2009While Hank and the guys take their 4th of July rivalry with Milton Street to dangerous levels, Bobby finds religion at Lucky's church.
Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
episode S13.E15 april 2009Hank finds out that he is executor of Cotton's will, which includes flushing his ashes down General Patton's toilet. Meanwhile, Dale and Bill go through a nasty "dudevorce."
Uh-Oh Canada
episode S13.E18 may 2009Everybody on Rainey Street is put off by the Canadian family that moves into Boomhauer's house for the summer.
The Boy Can't Help It
episode S13.E19 september 2009When Bobby is befriended by a trio of older girls, Hank worries his son is being emasculated; and Hank and the guys build the ultimate homeless cart for a local bum.
To Sirloin with Love
episode S13.E20 september 2009Hank is thankful to have something in common with Bobby after his knowledge of beef earns him a spot on a college team bound for the state championships.
The Honeymooners
episode S13.E21 may 2010Hank is shocked when his mother announces she is marrying a man she has only known for a few weeks. Soon after, the newlyweds celebrate by purchasing an RV and heading to Hank's.
Bill Gathers Moss
episode S13.E22 may 2010To relieve his loneliness, Bill takes in some roommates. They include a former pin up girl, a Russian who deals in high-end fashion knockoffs and Principal Moss.
Just Another Manic Kahn-Day
episode S13.E24 may 2010Hank finds a new admiration for Kahn after Kahn's unusually high energy helps him plan out a new Strickland gimmick, but at what cost? Meanwhile, Bobby becomes obsessed with understanding what makes an old vinyl record funny.
- Pilot
- Square Peg
- The Order of the Straight Arrow
- Hank's Unmentionable Problem
- Westie Side Story
- Shins of the Father
- Peggy the Boggle Champ
- King of the Ant Hill
- How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying
- Jumpin' Crack Bass
- The Son That Got Away
- The Company Man
- Bobby Slam
- The Unbearable Blindness of Laying
- Snow Job
- Three Days of the Kahndo
- Traffic Jam
- The Final Shinsult
- Junkie Business
- Propane Boom
- Death of a Propane Salesman
- And They Call It Bobby Love
- Pregnant Paws
- Next of Shin
- Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
- Good Hill Hunting
- Pretty, Pretty Dresses
- To Spank with Love
- De-Kahnstructing Henry
- The Wedding of Bobby Hill
- Jon Vitti Presents: 'Return to La Grunta'
- Escape from Party Island
- Love Hurts and So Does Art
- Hank's Cowboy Movie
- Dog Dale Afternoon
- Revenge of the Lutefisk
- Death and Texas
- Wings of the Dope
- Take Me Out of the Ball Game
- As Old as the Hills
- Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall
- Cotton's Plot
- Aisle 8A
- Happy Hank's Giving
- Hillennium
- Old Glory
- Hanky Panky
- High Anxiety
- Naked Ambition
- Movin' on Up
- Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
- Hank's Bad Hair Day
- Meet the Propaniacs
- Flush with Power
- Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
- Peggy's Fan Fair
- The Perils of Polling
- The Buck Stops Here
- I Don't Want to Wait ...
- When Cotton Comes Marching Home
- What Makes Bobby Run?
- 'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
- Chasing Bobby
- Yankee Hankee
- Ho, Yeah!
- The Trouble with Gribbles
- Hank's Back Story
- Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
- Bobby Goes Nuts
- Soldier of Misfortune
- The Father, the Son and J.C.
- Father of the Bribe
- The Bluegrass Is Always Greener
- Unfortunate Son
- Tankin' It to the Streets
- A Man Without a Country Club
- Returning Japanese
- Get Your Freak Off
- The Fat and the Furious
- Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Watcha Gonna Do
- Goodbye Normal Jeans
- Dances with Dogs
- The Texas Skilsaw Massacre
- Full Metal Dust Jacket
- Board Games
- An Officer and a Gentle Boy
- The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
- The Good Buck
- Be True to Your Fool
- Maid in Arlen
- Patch Boomhauer
- Reborn to Be Wild
- New Cowboy on the Block
- The Incredible Hank
- After the Mold Rush
- Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill
- That's What She Said
- My Hair Lady
- Après Hank, le Deluge
- DaleTech
- Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
- Stressed for Success
- Hank's Back
- The Redneck on Rainey Street
- Ms. Wakefield
- Death Buys a Timeshare
- Yard, She Blows!
- Care-Takin' Care of Business
- Redcorn Gambles with His Future
- Gone with the Windstorm
- Bystand Me
- Bill's House
- Harlottown
- Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?
- Business Is Picking Up
- The Year of Washing Dangerously
- Hank Fixes Everything
- Church Hopping
- 24 Hour Propane People
- The Texas Panhandler
- Edu-macating Lucky
- Serpunt
- Blood and Sauce
- Hank Gets Dusted
- Glen Peggy Glen Ross
- Grand Theft Arlen
- Peggy's Gone to Pots
- Hair Today, Gone Today
- Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies
- Lucky's Wedding Suit
- Suite Smells of Excess
- The Powder Puff Boys
- Four Wave Intersection
- Death Picks Cotton
- Raise the Steaks
- Tears of an Inflatable Clown
- The Minh Who Knew Too Much
- Dream Weaver
- Doggone Crazy
- Trans-Fascism
- Untitled Blake McCormick Project
- The Accidental Terrorist
- Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
- The Courtship of Joseph's Father
- Strangeness on a Train
- Life: A Loser's Manual
- Dia-BILL-ic Shock
- Earthy Girls are Easy
- Square-Footed Monster
- Lost in MySpace
- No Bobby Left Behind
- Straight as an Arrow
- What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Con
- Master of Puppets
- Bwah My Nose
- Nancy Does Dallas
- Born Again on the Fourth of July
- Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
- Uh-Oh Canada
- The Boy Can't Help It
- To Sirloin with Love
- The Honeymooners
- Bill Gathers Moss
- Just Another Manic Kahn-Day
Best moments10
- Cotton loses his home and must go back to work to support Didi and G.H.
- Cotton helps Peggy rehabilitate, while Peggy uncovers the truth behind Cotton's war stories.
- Cotton and his army buddies have to stay at Hank's house when the VFW loses its lease.
- Cotton is dying, but both he and Hank are having trouble coming to terms with it--and each other.
- Cotton is suspected of arson when the church burns down; the police believe that he did it because of the new woman pastor.
- Cotton and Dale plot to steal the wooden leg of historical Mexican General Santa Anna while it is on display in the Arlen museum.
- Cotton plays detective when someone begins drinking Hank's grapefruit juice; and Dale tries to launch his own home security company.
- Kahn uses karaoke to boost his self confidence and to help cope with his domineering father-in-law's latest visit.
- 26% of the votes
Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
episode S13.E15 april 2009Hank finds out that he is executor of Cotton's will, which includes flushing his ashes down General Patton's toilet. Meanwhile, Dale and Bill go through a nasty "dudevorce." - Ted Wasanasong calls Khan a "banana" - a derogatory term for an Asian who is "yellow on the outside, white on the inside" - making him think he has lost touch with his Laotian heritage.
- When Cotton Comes Marching Home
- Cotton's Plot
- Unfortunate Son
- Death Picks Cotton
- Revenge of the Lutefisk
- The Final Shinsult
- DaleTech
- Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
- Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
- Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?