Chef is a fictional character portrayed by Isaac Hayes in the TV series South Park.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Unaired Pilot (season 1), they were 54 years old.
They appear in 136 episodes out of a total of 329 aired so far and have accumulated 17655 positive votes.
The character of Chef is mainly associated with Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh.
Episodes136
Unaired Pilot
episode S1.E0 august 1997Cartman wakes up and realizes he was abducted by aliens after hearing it from his friends. He is in major denial at first though, but even Chef is a believer.
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
episode S1.E1 august 1997Cartman's dream about being abducted by aliens turns out to have actually happened, and when the aliens take Kyle's brother, all of them must find a way to bring the aliens back and confront them.
Weight Gain 4000
episode S1.E2 august 1997Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present an award to Cartman, and Mr. Garrison hopes to use the event to assassinate her.
Volcano
episode S1.E3 august 1997The kids go hunting with the rather trigger happy Jimbo and Ned. Little do they know that a volcano is on the verge of erupting.
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
episode S1.E4 september 1997Stan becomes distracted from the upcoming football game because his dog is gay, so he turns to the gayest man in town for advice, Big Gay Al.
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
episode S1.E5 september 1997Kyle tries to crossbreed an elephant with a pig to win a science contest.
Death
episode S1.E6 september 1997Grampa wants Stan to kill him, the parents all want to kill the Terrance and Philip show, and Death just wants to kill someone.
Pinkeye
episode S1.E7 october 1997The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judged a costume contest.
Starvin' Marvin
episode S1.E8 november 1997The boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep.
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
episode S1.E9 december 1997The town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."
Damien
episode S1.E10 february 1998The son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday.
Tom's Rhinoplasty
episode S1.E11 february 1998Stan develops a crush on a substitute teacher, which makes his girlfriend Wendy jealous. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison has plastic surgery.
Mecha-Streisand
episode S1.E12 february 1998Barbra Streisand comes to South Park after she learns that the boys have discovered a mysterious ancient stone. She hopes to unlock the stone's magical powers and transform herself into a deadly robotic giant.
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
episode S1.E13 february 1998Eric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get complicated... because she slept with everybody in town.
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
episode S2.E2 april 1998The boys get snowed in at the hospital while waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople resort to cannibalism when they get snowed in.
Chickenlover
episode S2.E3 may 1998Mr. Barbrady goes back to school after it is discovered that he is illiterate. As he learns to read, a criminal is on the loose molesting all the chickens in South Park.
Ike's Wee Wee
episode S2.E4 may 1998Mr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony.
Conjoined Fetus Lady
episode S2.E5 june 1998The people of South Park attempt to raise awareness of the school nurse's disability. Meanwhile, the boys travel to China to compete in a dodge ball championship.
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
episode S2.E6 june 1998The kids get revenge on Jimbo and Ned after they fail their report on Vietnam. However, their practical joke sparks a fierce ratings war between "Jesus and Pals" and Jimbo and Ned's hunting program.
City on the Edge of Forever
episode S2.E7 june 1998As their school bus teeters over the edge of a cliff, the boys recall past memories.
Summer Sucks
episode S2.E8 june 1998Summer at South park is not going well: fireworks are banned, and a giant ash snake is ravaging the countryside.
Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
episode S2.E9 august 1998Hollywood big-shots try to turn South Park into another Sundance. However, they wreak havoc on the town's eco-system, which could cause Mr. Hankey to die.
Chickenpox
episode S2.E10 august 1998The boys get angry and seek revenge when they discover that their parents orchestrated a sleepover at Kenny's house so that they could all get chickenpox.
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
episode S2.E11 september 1998The boys investigate a mysterious conspiracy centered around the South Park Planetarium. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a TV commercial.
Clubhouses
episode S2.E12 september 1998Stan builds a clubhouse so he can play truth or dare with Wendy. Meanwhile, he deals with his parents' unexpected divorce.
Cow Days
episode S2.E13 september 1998All of South Park's cows become mesmerized by the town's new Wooden Cow Memorial. Meanwhile, the kids' plan to win a Terence and Philip doll from a carney at the Cow Days festival becomes complicated and dangerous.
Chef Aid
episode S2.E14 october 1998The boys organize a music festival to raise money when Chef is sued by a record company.
Spookyfish
episode S2.E15 october 1998Stan thinks his new pet fish is evil after it kills two people in his bedroom. Also, the parallel-universe version of Cartman shows up in South Park, and everyone likes him more than the real Cartman.
Rainforest Shmainforest
episode S3.E1 april 1999The gang gets lost in the rain forest after going to Costa Rica with a singing tour.
Spontaneous Combustion
episode S3.E2 april 1999Randy Marsh becomes a national hero after he discovers the reason why South Park residents are spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan have a plan to help Kyle's dad get a res-erection.
The Succubus
episode S3.E3 april 1999The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses.
Jakovasaurs
episode S3.E4 june 1999A surviving breed of dinosaur is discovered in South Park, but no one but Cartman can stand them.
Tweek vs. Craig
episode S3.E5 june 1999The boys pit two classmates against each other for entertainment. Meanwhile, Kenny takes a home economics class.
Sexual Harassment Panda
episode S3.E6 july 1999South Park Elementary is nearly bankrupt when Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.
Cat Orgy
episode S3.E7 july 1999Cartman deals with an abusive babysitter, her boyfriend, and a cat in heat when his mother goes to a party.
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
episode S3.E8 july 1999Stan is stuck playing with Butters and Pip at a party. Meanwhile, Randy and Gerald experiment with their sexuality.
Jewbilee
episode S3.E9 july 1999Kenny comes with Kyle to Jewish Camp and almost witnesses the destruction of the Jewish faith.
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
episode S3.E10 october 1999The rock band Korn visits South Park during Halloween to solve the mystery of the pirate ghosts that are terrifying the town.
Chinpokomon
episode S3.E11 november 1999The kids get hooked on a brainwashing violent cartoon from Japan which turns them against the American government.
Hooked on Monkey Fonics
episode S3.E12 november 1999The boys have a hard time relating to two new students who have been home schooled.
Starvin' Marvin in Space
episode S3.E13 november 1999The government tries to hunt down Starvin' Marvin after he steals an alien spaceship.
The Red Badge of Gayness
episode S3.E14 november 1999A drunken Civil War re-enactment leads to an actual Civil War breaking out.
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
episode S3.E15 december 1999Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of Christmas songs sung by South Park characters.
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
episode S3.E16 december 1999Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.
World Wide Recorder Concert
episode S3.E17 january 2000The boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father.
The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
episode S4.E1 april 2000The boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth.
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
episode S4.E2 april 2000Cartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.
Timmy 2000
episode S4.E3 april 2000A handicapped boys' arrival in class leads to protest. Meanwhile, the boys are diagnosed with ADD and heavily medicated.
Quintuplets 2000
episode S4.E4 april 2000The Marshes adopt a group of Romanian Quintuplets after they are orphaned in South Park. However, soon the Romanian government demands them back. Meanwhile, Kenny develops a talent for singing.
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
episode S4.E5 june 2000Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.
Cherokee Hair Tampons
episode S4.E6 june 2000Kyle needs a kidney transplant, and Cartman is the only suitable donor. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison writes a novel.
Chef Goes Nanners
episode S4.E7 july 2000Chef protests the racist South Park flag.
Something You Can Do with Your Finger
episode S4.E8 july 2000Randy is outraged when Stan and the other boys start a boy band.
Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
episode S4.E9 july 2000The boys become obsessed with religion after a sermon about hell scares them. Meanwhile, Saddam returns to Hell and tries to dispose of Satan's new boyfriend.
Probably
episode S4.E10 july 2000Cartman becomes an evangelical preacher when the boys break off from their church. Meanwhile, the feud between Saddam and Chris continues.
4th Grade
episode S4.E11 november 2000The boys deal with a strict new teacher and experiment with time travel as Mr. Garrison comes to terms with his sexuality.
Trapper Keeper
episode S4.E12 november 2000Cartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it.
Helen Keller! The Musical
episode S4.E13 november 2000Cartman goes overboard directing a Thanksgiving production of "The Miracle Worker." Meanwhile, Timmy develops a bond with a runt turkey named Gobbles.
Pip
episode S4.E14 november 2000Pip attends boarding school in an adaptation of "Great Expectations."
Fat Camp
episode S4.E15 december 2000Cartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show.
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
episode S4.E16 december 2000The boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles.
A Very Crappy Christmas
episode S4.E17 december 2000When everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring the spirit of commercialism back to Christmas by making an animated film.
It Hits the Fan
episode S5.E1 june 2001Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word "shit" on the air.
Cripple Fight
episode S5.E2 june 2001The boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader, and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy.
Super Best Friends
episode S5.E3 july 2001Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult.
Scott Tenorman Must Die
episode S5.E4 july 2001Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
episode S5.E5 july 2001The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists.
Cartmanland
episode S5.E6 july 2001Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.
Proper Condom Use
episode S5.E7 august 2001Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls.
Towelie
episode S5.E8 august 2001The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
episode S5.E9 november 2001The boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan.
How to Eat with Your Butt
episode S5.E10 november 2001Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son.
The Entity
episode S5.E11 november 2001Kyle's cousin Kyle, a negative Jewish stereotype, comes to town to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison comes up with an only-slightly more pleasant alternative to airline travel.
Here Comes the Neighborhood
episode S5.E12 november 2001A class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions.
Kenny Dies
episode S5.E13 december 2001The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal disease. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.
Butters' Very Own Episode
episode S5.E14 december 2001Butters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.
Jared Has Aides
episode S6.E1 march 2002Inspired by a corporate spokesman's phenomenal weight loss, the Boys hatch a plan to get free food from their favorite restaurant by fattening Butters up.
Asspen
episode S6.E2 march 2002The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier.
Freak Strike
episode S6.E3 march 2002The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out of control teen. The mutant freaks who make a career of visiting TV talk shows go on strike, taking Butters with them.
Fun with Veal
episode S6.E4 march 2002Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian.
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
episode S6.E5 april 2002The boys have to sit through an episode of "Fightin' Round The World" with Russell Crowe so they can see a preview for the new movie starring Terrence & Philip. However, bad luck forces them to race across town searching for a working TV.
Professor Chaos
episode S6.E6 april 2002After being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego and sets out to wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend.
The Simpsons Already Did It
episode S6.E7 june 2002Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.
Red Hot Catholic Love
episode S6.E8 july 2002Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.
Free Hat
episode S6.E9 july 2002The boys start a group to stop a maniacal Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from altering tt0082971 while also catering to a group who demand a trailer-trash toddler murderer be freed.
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
episode S6.E10 july 2002Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before.
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
episode S6.E11 july 2002Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.
A Ladder to Heaven
episode S6.E12 november 2002The boys try to build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a winning ticket Kenny had before he died. When their efforts are mistaken for an act of childhood innocence, a media circus ensues.
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
episode S6.E13 november 2002The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.
The Death Camp of Tolerance
episode S6.E14 november 2002Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. This turns out to be easier said than done because the parents and school staff feel they have to be tolerant no matter what.
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
episode S6.E15 november 2002Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body.
My Future Self n' Me
episode S6.E16 december 2002A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.
Red Sleigh Down
episode S6.E17 december 2002When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.
Cancelled
episode S7.E1 march 2003Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to plead their case to the network executives.
Krazy Kripples
episode S7.E2 march 2003Jimmy and Timmy land in the middle of a gang war; Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle stay out of the way when stem cell research divides the town.
Toilet Paper
episode S7.E3 april 2003The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for detention. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.
I'm a Little Bit Country
episode S7.E4 april 2003The town is divided down the middle on the Iraq war issue. Therefore, Cartman tries to induce a flashback so that he can find out what the Founding Fathers would have to say about the war.
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
episode S7.E5 april 2003Cartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of Ben Affleck.
Lil' Crime Stoppers
episode S7.E6 april 2003After the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.
Red Man's Greed
episode S7.E7 april 2003South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.
South Park Is Gay
episode S7.E8 october 2003Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.
Christian Rock Hard
episode S7.E9 october 2003Cartman, Butters, and Token soar to the top of the Christian rock charts, but when the other boys kick Cartman out, he seeks a way to get them back.
Grey Dawn
episode S7.E10 november 2003South Park takes all of the driver's licenses away from its senior citizens, and the AARP responds by launching an armed invasion of the town to defend their rights.
Casa Bonita
episode S7.E11 november 2003When Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.
All About Mormons
episode S7.E12 november 2003Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.
Butt Out
episode S7.E13 december 2003Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.
Raisins
episode S7.E14 december 2003Stan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.
It's Christmas in Canada
episode S7.E15 december 2003The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.
Good Times with Weapons
episode S8.E1 march 2004The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.
Up the Down Steroid
episode S8.E2 march 2004Jimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize.
The Passion of the Jew
episode S8.E3 march 2004Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane.
You Got F'd in the A
episode S8.E4 april 2004A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan to a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past.
AWESOM-O
episode S8.E5 april 2004Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can't give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears and kissing a Justin Timberlake picture! It gets even more out of hand as the military decide to try to capture 'the robot' to make it a weapon.
The Jeffersons
episode S8.E6 april 2004Michael Jackson moves to South Park but tries to conceal his identity. and local cops try to frame him because he is a rich black man.
Goobacks
episode S8.E7 april 2004When people from a poverty-stricken future travel back in time to find work, South Park residents accuse them of taking their jobs.
Douche and Turd
episode S8.E8 october 2004Stan refuses to vote in the school mascot election because his choices are a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Unfortunately, his views on voting are seen as un-American, and he is ultimately banished from the town.
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
episode S8.E9 november 2004When a Wall-Mart built in South Park takes business away from local businesses, the boys go to the company's headquarters to get it destroyed.
Pre-School
episode S8.E10 november 2004A bully who was sent to juvenile hall in a misunderstanding is released, and comes looking for revenge.
Quest for Ratings
episode S8.E11 november 2004The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings.
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
episode S8.E12 december 2004Mr. Slave fights against Paris Hilton when she becomes a bad influence on the girls in South Park. Meanwhile, Paris offers Butters' parents a huge amount of money if she can keep Butters as a pet.
Cartman's Incredible Gift
episode S8.E13 december 2004Cartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations.
Woodland Critter Christmas
episode S8.E14 december 2004Stan helps a group of woodland critters by killing a mountain lion, only to discover that he's helping them give birth to the Antichrist.
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
episode S9.E1 march 2005Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman; Kyle gets surgery to become tall and black so he can play basketball; Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.
Die Hippie, Die
episode S9.E2 march 2005Cartman leads the resistance when a mass of hippies accumulates in South Park and starts a music festival.
Wing
episode S9.E3 march 2005The boys start a talent agency and represent a woman named Wing in Hollywood.
Best Friends Forever
episode S9.E4 march 2005Can Cartman and Kenny stay as "Best Friends Forever", even when Kenny buys the last PSP in stock?
The Losing Edge
episode S9.E5 april 2005The boys enlist Kyle's cousin to help them lose in baseball so they won't have to go to the finals. Meanwhile, Randy trains to fight other parents during Stan's games.
The Death of Eric Cartman
episode S9.E6 april 2005When the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins.
Erection Day
episode S9.E7 april 2005Jimmy gets his first erection just days before the school talent show.
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
episode S9.E8 october 2005When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center.
Marjorine
episode S9.E9 october 2005Butters fakes his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father turns to the occult to bring back his son.
Follow That Egg
episode S9.E10 november 2005Ms Garrison realises she still has feelings for Mr Slave. But Mr Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new boyfriend, Big Gay Al as soon as the Governor signs the same sex marriage bill.
Ginger Kids
episode S9.E11 november 2005Cartman leads a vendetta against kids with red hair and freckles, until a prank makes him think he is one of them.
Free Willzyx
episode S9.E13 november 2005When a prank convinces the boys that a whale in a local aquarium is an alien from the moon, they go to extreme measures to send it home.
Bloody Mary
episode S9.E14 december 2005Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass.
The Return of Chef
episode S10.E1 march 2006After a long hiatus, Chef returns to South Park, but the boys notice that he isn't the same friend he used to be.
- Unaired Pilot
- Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
- Weight Gain 4000
- Volcano
- Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
- An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
- Death
- Pinkeye
- Starvin' Marvin
- Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
- Damien
- Tom's Rhinoplasty
- Mecha-Streisand
- Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
- Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
- Chickenlover
- Ike's Wee Wee
- Conjoined Fetus Lady
- The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
- City on the Edge of Forever
- Summer Sucks
- Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
- Chickenpox
- Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
- Clubhouses
- Cow Days
- Chef Aid
- Spookyfish
- Rainforest Shmainforest
- Spontaneous Combustion
- The Succubus
- Jakovasaurs
- Tweek vs. Craig
- Sexual Harassment Panda
- Cat Orgy
- Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
- Jewbilee
- Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
- Chinpokomon
- Hooked on Monkey Fonics
- Starvin' Marvin in Space
- The Red Badge of Gayness
- Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
- Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
- World Wide Recorder Concert
- The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
- Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
- Timmy 2000
- Quintuplets 2000
- Cartman Joins NAMBLA
- Cherokee Hair Tampons
- Chef Goes Nanners
- Something You Can Do with Your Finger
- Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
- Probably
- 4th Grade
- Trapper Keeper
- Helen Keller! The Musical
- Pip
- Fat Camp
- The Wacky Molestation Adventure
- A Very Crappy Christmas
- It Hits the Fan
- Cripple Fight
- Super Best Friends
- Scott Tenorman Must Die
- Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
- Cartmanland
- Proper Condom Use
- Towelie
- Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
- How to Eat with Your Butt
- The Entity
- Here Comes the Neighborhood
- Kenny Dies
- Butters' Very Own Episode
- Jared Has Aides
- Asspen
- Freak Strike
- Fun with Veal
- The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
- Professor Chaos
- The Simpsons Already Did It
- Red Hot Catholic Love
- Free Hat
- Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
- Child Abduction Is Not Funny
- A Ladder to Heaven
- The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
- The Death Camp of Tolerance
- The Biggest Douche in the Universe
- My Future Self n' Me
- Red Sleigh Down
- Cancelled
- Krazy Kripples
- Toilet Paper
- I'm a Little Bit Country
- Fat Butt and Pancake Head
- Lil' Crime Stoppers
- Red Man's Greed
- South Park Is Gay
- Christian Rock Hard
- Grey Dawn
- Casa Bonita
- All About Mormons
- Butt Out
- Raisins
- It's Christmas in Canada
- Good Times with Weapons
- Up the Down Steroid
- The Passion of the Jew
- You Got F'd in the A
- AWESOM-O
- The Jeffersons
- Goobacks
- Douche and Turd
- Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
- Pre-School
- Quest for Ratings
- Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
- Cartman's Incredible Gift
- Woodland Critter Christmas
- Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
- Die Hippie, Die
- Wing
- Best Friends Forever
- The Losing Edge
- The Death of Eric Cartman
- Erection Day
- Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
- Marjorine
- Follow That Egg
- Ginger Kids
- Free Willzyx
- Bloody Mary
- The Return of Chef
Best moments10
- The boys organize a music festival to raise money when Chef is sued by a record company.
- The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses.
- Chef protests the racist South Park flag.
- After a long hiatus, Chef returns to South Park, but the boys notice that he isn't the same friend he used to be.
- Hollywood big-shots try to turn South Park into another Sundance. However, they wreak havoc on the town's eco-system, which could cause Mr. Hankey to die.
- Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to plead their case to the network executives.
- The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judged a costume contest.
- Cartman leads the resistance when a mass of hippies accumulates in South Park and starts a music festival.
- Stan becomes distracted from the upcoming football game because his dog is gay, so he turns to the gayest man in town for advice, Big Gay Al.
- The town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."
- Chef Aid
- The Succubus
- Chef Goes Nanners
- The Return of Chef
- Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
- Cancelled
- Pinkeye
- Die Hippie, Die
- Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
- Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo