A stolen Rembrandt -- presumed burned in a museum fire -- turns up in a 90-year-old footlocker, and the evidence points to Captain Eddie's honored grandfather as the thief. Bad timing, since the Commissioner was delighted to announce Station 24's new address: 4791 Giuseppe Penisi Way. Meanwhile, Ike makes easy money with the "Eat It!" challenge, until a search on the Dark Web brings hackers who clean out his bank account and creepy visitors with disturbing new "Eat It!" entrees. Eddie wants to defy his father and rat out his grandpa, while the Commish wants to destroy the painting to preserve the family legacy, but in the end only one Penisi gets the last laugh.