Two and a Half Men

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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
  • 25min
  • Seasons: 12
  • Episodes: 261
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Two and a Half Men

season 1

serie United States 2003 - 2015

Episode rating

Season 1
8.1
E0
8.1
E1
7.7
E2
7.7
E3
7.9
E4
7.8
E5
7.5
E6
8.3
E7
7.8
E8
7.5
E9
8.0
E10
7.6
E11
8.6
E12
7.6
E13
7.7
E14
7.8
E15
7.8
E16
7.9
E17
8.4
E18
8.1
E19
7.5
E20
8.0
E21
7.8
E22
8.4
E23
8.1
E24

Cast of season 1

In order of relevance in the season

Episodes of season 125

  • 8.1
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    Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot
    episode S1.E0 june 2006
    After his wife kicks him out of the house, Alan has to move in with his brother Charlie.
  • 8.1
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    Pilot
    episode S1.E1 september 2003
    After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife, Judith, kicks him out. He turns to his older brother, Charlie, for help. Charlie has trouble adjusting his carefree lifestyle with the presence of his ten-year old nephew.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Big Flappy Bastards
    episode S1.E2 september 2003
    Alan punishes Jake for an incident at Judith's house. Charlie is lax in enforcing Alan's restrictions, then some seagulls invade Charlie's house as a result of Jake's actions, Charlie has to learn how to discipline his nephew.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
    episode S1.E3 october 2003
    Charlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife. After that fails, they decide to confront the root of their issues, their mother.
  • 7.9
    /10

    If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
    episode S1.E4 october 2003
    As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits. Alan tries to convince her to come back. Leaving Charlie to get Jake ready for a dinner. And Rose tries to get Charlie's help to prepare for a date.
  • 7.8
    /10

    The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
    episode S1.E5 october 2003
    Jake's soccer games lead to Alan and Charlie having encounters with teammates' sexy mothers.
  • 7.5
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    Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
    episode S1.E6 october 2003
    Charlie and Evelyn date members of the same family.
  • 8.3
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    If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
    episode S1.E7 november 2003
    Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on the firm bottom of a surfer-chick friend of Charlie's and draws a picture of it for school. Of course, this enrages Judith until she becomes very good friends with the woman herself.
  • 7.8
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    Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
    episode S1.E8 november 2003
    After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's classroom musical, Charlie is flattered to find out that the kids know all the words to his jingles. Alan is blind-sided with divorce papers from Judith, causing strife which results in Charlie, who refuses to deal with the pre-pubers without a snootful, having to produce the play on his own. Jake is crushed when he realizes that a reconciliation between his parents may never happen.
  • 7.5
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    Phase One, Complete
    episode S1.E9 november 2003
    Charlie wants to dump a female friend to whom Jake has grown attached. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble.
  • 8
    /10

    Merry Thanksgiving
    episode S1.E10 november 2003
    Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, who has to bribe various members of his household to even come to a traditional turkey dinner. Not only are the usual feuds in evidence (leading to a turkey-carving right out of "Psycho") but Judith's parents are actually sympathetic to Alan and hostile to their own daughter for her "fling" with lesbianism.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
    episode S1.E11 december 2003
    Seeing Judith's new look and boyfriend prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he will need to change his look also.
  • 8.6
    /10

    Camel Filters and Pheromones
    episode S1.E12 january 2004
    Berta brings her 16 year old granddaughter to work. She poses issues for the men.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Sarah Like Puny Alan
    episode S1.E13 january 2004
    Charlie tries to nurse Alan back from the flu because he needs him for a double date with sisters.
  • 7.7
    /10

    I Can't Afford Hyenas
    episode S1.E14 february 2004
    Charlie's accountant Stan tries to make Charlie understand his desperate financial situation.
  • 7.8
    /10

    Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
    episode S1.E15 february 2004
    Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie--against Alan's advice.
  • 7.8
    /10

    That Was Saliva, Alan
    episode S1.E16 february 2004
    Now that Frankie has tricked the Harpers into taking her and her daughter Joanie in, she explains that Bob's parents want her declared mentally incompetent in order to get custody. Charlie wants to dump her, but Alan insists on taking them both in. Jake doesn't enjoy the 8 year old's 'romantic' attention. Charlie hates the consolation kisses and compliments, and is stunned when Frankie prefers intimacy with Alan. Charlie rightly warns him he's just falling for his 'damsel in distress', but warns her not to hurt his kid brother.
  • 7.9
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    Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
    episode S1.E17 february 2004
    Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his married, responsible cousins as Jake's guardians.
  • 8.4
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    An Old Flame with a New Wick
    episode S1.E18 march 2004
    Charlie's old flame, Jill, comes for a visit, she had an operation and is now called "Bill". Then Evelyn starts dating Bill.
  • 8.1
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    I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
    episode S1.E19 march 2004
    Judith's sister Liz comes for a visit.
  • 7.5
    /10

    Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
    episode S1.E20 april 2004
    Jake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else. Alan and Charlie can't figure out why. Jake refuses to discuss anything with anyone, including his grandmother and even a psychologist.
  • 8
    /10

    No Sniffing, No Wowing
    episode S1.E21 may 2004
    Charlie tries to seduce Alan's divorce lawyer, Laura, and her assistant. He sleeps with Laura and they decide not to tell Alan anything since it's unethical, considering that Charlie is a participant in the case.
  • 7.8
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    My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
    episode S1.E22 may 2004
    Charlie notices that Alan sleepwalks and tries to find out what's causing it and how to deal with it. He asks for help from their mother, Evelyn, and Jake's psychologist, Dr. Linda Freeman.
  • 8.4
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    Just Like Buffalo
    episode S1.E23 may 2004
    Jake repeats something Charlie says to Judith. Then Judith refuses to let Alan take Jake for the weekend. Alan tries to talk to Judith, but encounters resistance from Judith and her friends. It's up to Charlie to set things right.
  • 8.1
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    Can You Feel My Finger
    episode S1.E24 may 2004
    Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise Jake, so he opts to have a vasectomy. But when the doctor performing the procedure keeps getting calls from his wife -- who's about to give birth -- Charlie starts to think about what fatherhood might entail and likes the idea, provided he still has his vital organs intact (in more ways than one).