Two and a Half Men

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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
  • 25min
  • Seasons: 12
  • Episodes: 261
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Two and a Half Men

season 3

serie United States 2003 - 2015

Episode rating

Season 3
7.8
E1
8.1
E2
7.7
E3
7.7
E4
7.7
E5
8.4
E6
7.9
E7
8.3
E8
8.0
E9
7.5
E10
8.3
E11
8.0
E12
7.6
E13
8.2
E14
7.8
E15
8.4
E16
7.5
E17
7.7
E18
7.9
E19
8.3
E20
7.7
E21
7.9
E22
7.7
E23
8.1
E24

Cast of season 3

In order of relevance in the season

Episodes of season 324

  • 7.8
    /10

    Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
    episode S3.E1 september 2005
    After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after the adolescent and increasingly obnoxious Jake for the weekend.
  • 8.1
    /10

    Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
    episode S3.E2 september 2005
    Alan has to lobby the principal to keep Jake from getting expelled, while Charlie is left to manage the chiropractic office for the day.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
    episode S3.E3 october 2005
    After it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, Evelyn, and Rose vie for the role of spoiler.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
    episode S3.E4 october 2005
    Alan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house, bringing the brothers to blows.
  • 7.7
    /10

    We Called It Mr. Pinky
    episode S3.E5 october 2005
    Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women.
  • 8.4
    /10

    Hi, Mr. Horned One
    episode S3.E6 october 2005
    Charlie's Satan-worshiping girlfriend has a knack for the supernatural, and seems to be the cause of some strange happenings around the Harper house.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
    episode S3.E7 november 2005
    Charlie gets drunk and sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Rose says she knows it's no big deal. But her father quickly shows up at Charlie's house, under the impression that they've been dating for two years.
  • 8.3
    /10

    That Voodoo That I Do Do
    episode S3.E8 november 2005
    Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher. Things go awry, however, when Charlie and Jake find themselves competing for those affections.
  • 8
    /10

    Madame and Her Special Friend
    episode S3.E9 november 2005
    Charlie's elderly neighbor has an uncomfortable business proposition for Alan.
  • 7.5
    /10

    Something Salted and Twisted
    episode S3.E10 november 2005
    After Alan goes on a dinner with Jake, Charlie and Evelyn, he becomes fed up with seeking approval from women and decides to quit doing so with a little help from Charlie.
  • 8.3
    /10

    Santa's Village of the Damned
    episode S3.E11 december 2005
    Alan's girlfriend Sandy is Malibu's answer to Martha Stewart, causing Alan and Charlie to pack on the pounds. Their desire for her fabulous culinary output is ultimately overwhelmed by her craziness.
  • 8
    /10

    That Special Tug
    episode S3.E12 january 2006
    After a disastrous evening out with his brother, Charlie decides it is time to see a shrink.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
    episode S3.E13 january 2006
    Charlie has to decide whether he can really commit to a serious relationship with Mia, especially when sex is currently off the agenda. Unsurprisingly, his suggestion that he sleep with other women in the meantime falls on somewhat stony ground.
  • 8.2
    /10

    Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
    episode S3.E14 february 2006
    As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
  • 7.8
    /10

    My Tongue Is Meat
    episode S3.E15 february 2006
    Forced to hide in his garage to enjoy a brace of beers and half a Cuban cigar, Charlie's attempts to keep his unhealthy lifestyle habits secret from Mia fall apart when she smells bacon on his breath, resulting in their first major argument since taking their relationship to a physical plane.
  • 8.4
    /10

    Ergo, the Booty Call
    episode S3.E16 march 2006
    Jake's twelfth birthday approaches. Alan is busy with young, hot Kandi.
  • 7.5
    /10

    The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
    episode S3.E17 march 2006
    Charlie is nominated for an award, but he knows his rival Archie will win, as usual, so he doesn't want to attend it. Rose asks Charlie to help her with her boyfriend Gordon.
  • 7.7
    /10

    The Spit-Covered Cobbler
    episode S3.E18 march 2006
    Alan is having financial problems: Kandi is too "expensive" for him.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
    episode S3.E19 april 2006
    Charlie learns that Kandi has been living with them for three weeks. It turns out he hasn't even noticed some furniture changes. Alan wants to try her as secretary, but Charlie doesn't think she's smart enough for that.
  • 8.3
    /10

    Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
    episode S3.E20 april 2006
    Alan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bottom now that his brainless girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer dad's ladies to be lesbians, then tells him Kandi's mom Mandi has joined Charlie's endless list of sexual conquests. Alan can't talk to Kandi, she just repeats Judith's phrases, clearly without understanding the words, but he sees her dad, Mandi's ex Andy, arrive on blind date with his own ex Judith. Frolicking finale at Judith's, in rooms, bed and hot-tub.
  • 7.7
    /10

    And the Plot Moistens
    episode S3.E21 may 2006
    Alan turns to Jake's teacher for stimulating conversation, since Kandi obviously can't provide any. But the teacher starts to get the wrong idea about Alan's intentions.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Just Once with Aunt Sophie
    episode S3.E22 may 2006
    Jake has his first boys-girls party, dating a smart girl, Wendy Cho. Alan was looking forward to coaching his son, but even Jake, who spends his schooldays watching the clock tick, isn't dumb enough to consider dating advice from the worst womanizer in L.A., while Charlie proves he can coach a virtually hopeless case -Alan and Judith's genes without the IQ- trough appearance, dance and anything else. In fact Alan envies Jake so much, he still hopes for ...
  • 7.7
    /10

    Arguments for the Quickie
    episode S3.E23 may 2006
    Mia comes back and asks Charlie to donate his sperm. He agrees to, but for some unknown reason he can't deliver.
  • 8.1
    /10

    That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
    episode S3.E24 may 2006
    Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster, so they decide to get married in Las Vegas.