Two and a Half Men

7.1
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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
  • 25min
  • Seasons: 12
  • Episodes: 261
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Two and a Half Men

season 5

serie United States 2003 - 2015

Episode rating

Season 5
7.9
E1
7.9
E2
7.8
E3
7.9
E4
7.8
E5
7.7
E6
7.6
E7
8.5
E8
7.9
E9
8.0
E10
8.0
E11
7.7
E12
8.1
E13
7.9
E14
7.7
E15
7.8
E16
8.6
E17
7.7
E18
7.8
E19

Cast of season 5

In order of relevance in the season

Episodes of season 519

  • 7.9
    /10

    Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
    episode S5.E1 september 2007
    Jake is ready to begin junior high school, until Alan scares him by telling him about all of the horrors that he experienced. Meanwhile, Charlie has a rash in a most inopportune area.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Media Room Slash Dungeon
    episode S5.E2 october 2007
    Charlie and his mom temporarily become friends until Charlie takes an interest in one of her married clients and Alan goes to bed with a woman who has self-esteem issues.
  • 7.8
    /10

    Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
    episode S5.E3 october 2007
    Charlie humors Alan by going on a date with a woman his own age instead of a young bimbo. But when the woman rejects him after the first date, he becomes obsessed with seeing her again.
  • 7.9
    /10

    City of Great Racks
    episode S5.E4 october 2007
    Charlie is getting serious with Linda. But lately he seems to be seeing his ex-stalker, Rose. Has she returned from England, or is it his imagination?
  • 7.8
    /10

    Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
    episode S5.E5 october 2007
    Charlie hasn't had a paying gig for months, so Alan becomes part of a drug study to make extra money. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to bond with Linda's four-year-old son.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Help Daddy Find His Toenail
    episode S5.E6 october 2007
    A medication mix-up causes Charlie to humiliate Linda at an important dinner, and Jake disobeys his dad's orders and sneaks out to attend a rock concert.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
    episode S5.E7 november 2007
    After Alan gets in a fight with Charlie over a decorative bowl, Alan and Jake move in with Alan's mom.
  • 8.5
    /10

    Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
    episode S5.E8 november 2007
    Charlie discovers that being a children's singer means making lots of money and picking up single moms. But he also discovers that he's going to have to overcome his fear of performing in front of large audiences.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Tight's Good
    episode S5.E9 november 2007
    Charlie ignores his future step-father's advice and gets involved with his daughter, and he learns the hard way that he should have heeded the warning.
  • 8
    /10

    Kinda Like Necrophilia
    episode S5.E10 november 2007
    Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend in high school, so he sets out to even the score.
  • 8
    /10

    Meander to Your Dander
    episode S5.E11 march 2008
    Alan's latest relationship has grown stale, so he turns to Charlie for advice about how to break up with her.
  • 7.7
    /10

    A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
    episode S5.E12 march 2008
    Charlie is suffering from a bad cold, and Rose suddenly and mysteriously resurfaces to "take care of him." So why isn't Charlie getting any better?
  • 8.1
    /10

    The Soil is Moist
    episode S5.E13 march 2008
    Alan sleeps with a woman he and Judith were friends with when they were married, who then tells him that Judith says her new husband is a better lover than him.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Winky-Dink Time
    episode S5.E14 april 2008
    Charlie sets up Alan with a prostitute and accompanies Jake on a double date.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Rough Night in Hump Junction
    episode S5.E15 april 2008
    Charlie is acting even more promiscuous than normal, which is getting him in trouble with a lot of husbands and boyfriends. With the help of his psychiatrist, he discovers it's related to his ex-fiancée's upcoming wedding.
  • 7.8
    /10

    Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
    episode S5.E16 april 2008
    Alan helps to plan his mother's wedding, and Charlie makes some moves on the woman who will soon be his stepsister.
  • 8.6
    /10

    Fish in a Drawer
    episode S5.E17 may 2008
    Parody of "CSI" in which a body is found in Charlie's bed, and detectives try to figure out who is the killer.
  • 7.7
    /10

    If My Hole Could Talk
    episode S5.E18 may 2008
    Charlie dates a self-help author who is much older than he is, has a 32-year-old son and treats Charlie more like a son than a boyfriend. Jake tries to write a book report over the weekend but keeps losing the book before he can read it.
  • 7.8
    /10

    Waiting for the Right Snapper
    episode S5.E19 may 2008
    Alan has a crush on Charlie's new older girlfriend and Charlie discovers that he "dated" his girlfriend's son's fiancée. Meanwhile, Alan tries to get Jake to study for his algebra exam.