Smarmy Guard is a fictional character portrayed by Michael Maize in the TV series True Blood.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled **** the Pain Away (season 6), they were 38 years old.
They appear in 3 episodes out of a total of 80 aired
Episodes3
**** the Pain Away
episode S6.E5 july 2013Sookie gets Lafayette to summon her dead parents; Warlow revisits some painful memories with Lillith; Eric and Tara resort to drastic measures to rescue Pam; Sarah reconnects with Jason; Andy picks up the pieces of his ravaged family; Jessica seeks atonement.Don't You Feel Me
episode S6.E6 july 2013Bill decides to seek out Lillith for advice on handling the escalating human-vampire crisis. Eric, Pam, Nora, Jason and Jessica get up-close-and-personal looks at the perverse perils of Vamp Camp. Sam comes to a decision he hopes will be in Emma's best interest. Andy gives his faerie daughter a name, or two or three or four. Arlene has a solution to Terry's malaise, and Eric makes a startling discovery.In the Evening
episode S6.E7 july 2013Eric pledges allegiance to Bill in a last-resort effort to save Nora. A tragedy close to home forces Sam to ignore Alcide's warning and return to Bon Temps. Jessica shows her gratitude to James while Sarah exacts a measure of revenge on Jason.
- **** the Pain Away
- Don't You Feel Me
- In the Evening