The Chances dream of winning riches and fame at the National Invention Convention Extravaganza, whose star Andrew Dice Clay is announced to a stop in town. Each family member is supposed to come up with one brilliant novelty, but only greediest Virginia actually does so alone, sponges under the armpits to save deodorant. Jimmy dares not offend Sabrina by turning down her 'improvement', which actually wrecks his idea, a mob operated by a crawling baby. Burt and half-wit neighbor protégé Andrew come up with bro-gurt, macho flavors of yogurt. Competition day proves ruthless for candidates on various grounds, with a sting.
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- Jimmy Chance
- Burt Chance
- Sabrina
- Maw Maw
- Virginia Chance
- Barney
- Andrew
- Self
- Shelley
- Frank
- Rubin
- Hope
- Hope
- Inventor
- Inventor
- Inventor
- Inventor