A wealthy woman comes to the island and takes a liking to Brian and it isn't long before he becomes her boy toy. The gang is hoping that Brian can get her to invest with them or donate to some benefit they're involved with. But Joe tells Brian that he should be ashamed of himself but is having too much of a good time to listen. Joe then decides to tell her what he thinks of her but she cuts him off by saying she wants to invest with him, that's when he changes his tune.

When Helen and Gail continue to bicker, Joe wants them to make peace. So he tells them to spend some time together and it isn't before long that they're buddies and talking about Joe's deepest secrets. When word comes out that the President will have a layover; Roy wants to get his picture taken with him and Fay wants to touch the First Lady which she has been doing with the last 8 First Ladies.

After returning from a vacation made possible by a hefty tax refund, Brian finds out that the refund was an error. To help pay of his bet he takes on a second as a security guard at the bank. But he's fired after a robbery and it's back to flying. But while flying Antonio to Boston he discovers the robber is on board the plane. Unfortunately, the robber also recognizes Brian and pulls a gun out to force Brian to land in a field. Brian dares the would be Hi-Jacker to kill him as the plane is screaming towards the ground, the robber gives in first and hands the gun to Antonio. Meanwhile, Antonio leaves for a trip to his home country of Italy and no one cares.

Sandpiper is finally back in business, but Joe's nose is broken by a man who mistakes him for Brian. At the surgeon's office, the doctor's observation of a bump on Brian's nose has him obsessing about getting a nose job.