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Andre is a fictional character portrayed by Paul Scheer in the TV series The League.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled The Draft (season 1), they were 33 years old.
They appear in all 84 aired episodes and have accumulated 1600 positive votes.
The character of Andre is mainly associated with Pete Eckhart, Ruxin and Taco.

Andre

by Paul Scheer

character

Episodes84

  • 7.7
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    The Draft

    episode S1.E1 october 2009
    The guys go to Kevin's during Ellie's fifth-birthday party to determine the draft order; later, Andre throws a party during the actual draft, at which Pete announces that he is splitting from his wife.
  • 7.9
    /10

    The Bounce Test

    episode S1.E2 november 2009
    Sofia's refusal to have sex with Ruxin after their son's birth drives him crazy; Jenny is horrified to learn that her pronouncement that she is confident in her vagina has become the talk of the League's message board.
  • 7.8
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    Sunday at Ruxin's

    episode S1.E3 november 2009
    The guys spend Sunday afternoon at Ruxin's house hoping to watch football, but they're roped into an extravagant lunch prepared by Sofia instead; Ellie goes through the "fun with feces" stage.
  • 8.6
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    Mr. McGibblets

    episode S1.E4 november 2009
    Pete takes Andre to a spa for the weekend, but Andre is disappointed when all the other guys show up, too. Meanwhile, Kevin asks Taco to dress up as Ellie's favorite toy in an attempt to scare her into not playing with it anymore.
  • 7.9
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    The Usual Bet

    episode S1.E5 december 2009
    Taco and Ruxin go to Chinatown to look for Three Penis Wine, while Pete and Kevin make a bet that the loser of their playoff game must strip in public, but it's Jenny who may ultimately have to pay up.
  • 8.3
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    The Shiva Bowl

    episode S1.E6 december 2009
    The League has reached the Shiva Bowl. The content now stands between three-time champion Pete and Andre, who has a trick up his sleeve.
  • 8.2
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    Vegas Draft

    episode S2.E1 september 2010
    Andre, the League's reigning champion, has pulled out all the stops and is hosting the draft in Las Vegas; Jenny wants to be in the League this year, and she sees her chance when a member drops out.
  • 8.2
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    Bro-Lo El Cuñado

    episode S2.E2 september 2010
    The married guys atone for Vegas with an adult weekend for Kevin and Jenny and a "Terrific Lady Day" for Ruxin and Sofia; the League is plagued by Ruxin's brother-in-law Rafi.
  • 7.8
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    The White Knuckler

    episode S2.E3 september 2010
    Andre brings in a new partner to expand his practice; Ruxin uses a sick kid to meet NFL star Josh Cribbs; and Pete deals with the complications of dating Kevin's ex-girlfriend.
  • 8.2
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    The Kluneberg

    episode S2.E4 october 2010
    Jenny and the guys reconnect with their old friend Russell (Rob Huebel), Andre buys an expensive painting, and everyone tries to get Rafi out of the League.
  • 7.6
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    The Marathon

    episode S2.E5 october 2010
    While Andre and Pete train for a marathon and Taco finds a new career, Kevin's head-to-head matchup gets personal.
  • 8.3
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    The Anniversary Party

    episode S2.E6 october 2010
    Ruxin throws Sofia an anniversary party on the same day as Jenny's birthday; Meegan (Leslie Bibb) attends it with a 'plus one.'
  • 7.9
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    Ghost Monkey

    episode S2.E7 october 2010
    Kevin convinces everyone to come to the suburbs for Halloween; Ruxin cracks under the pressure of his matchup with Pete; Taco steals a monkey.
  • 7.8
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    The Tie

    episode S2.E8 november 2010
    Ruxin and Andre refuse to accept a tie; Taco discovers Western medicine; Pete has a line on great Bears tickets.
  • 8.6
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    The Expert Witness

    episode S2.E9 november 2010
    Andre prepares for his turn as an expert witness in Ruxin's big case but thinks Pete is trying to steal his thunder; Ruxin tries to ferret out collusion between Kevin and Jenny; Taco needs a nude portrait to impress the courtroom artist.
  • 8.6
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    High School Reunion

    episode S2.E10 november 2010
    At the guys' high-school reunion, Andre is excited to show off his success; Ruxin is excited to show off his hot wife; Pete needs a name for the new last-place trophy; and everyone learns the history of the Shiva blast.
  • 7.6
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    Ramona Neopolitano

    episode S2.E11 december 2010
    It's the last week before the playoffs and Andre's special diet makes him exceptionally emotional about his matchup.
  • 8.6
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    Kegel the Elf

    episode S2.E12 december 2010
    Tensions mount as Christmas and the playoffs near: Ruxin's revenge present to Kevin backfires; Ellie's behavior at school causes Jenny to worry that fantasy football is causing her to neglect her parental duties; Taco's eggs turn 1 year old.
  • 8.1
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    The Sacko Bowl

    episode S2.E13 december 2010
    At season's end, everyone in the League vies for the Shiva and tries to avoid the dreaded Sacko.
  • 8.3
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    The Lockout

    episode S3.E1 october 2011
    As the terrible reign of Ruxin as League Champion continues, while the guys devise a grand plan with Rafi and Dirty Randy for Andre's final Sacko punishment.
  • 8
    /10

    The Sukkah

    episode S3.E2 october 2011
    Everyone is disappointed with their draft, but no one trusts each other enough to trade. Jenny goes back to work as a realtor. Ruxin tries to get Baby Geoffrey into a Jewish pre-school.
  • 7.8
    /10

    The Au Pair

    episode S3.E3 october 2011
    Ruxin hires a hot Au Pair for Baby Geoffrey, and is afraid Taco will sleep with her. Andre explores on-line dating, and Kevin cheats on Jenny with ESPN's Matthew Berry.
  • 8
    /10

    Ol' Smoke Crotch

    episode S3.E4 october 2011
    When Kevin notices that he has a grey pubic hair, he worries that he is getting old; Taco invents the pee-bib; Ruxin moves in Rafi (his brother-in-law, AKA "El Cunado") to get Pete to stop dating the au pair, and hilarious consequences ensue.
  • 8
    /10

    Bobbum Man

    episode S3.E5 november 2011
    Jenny forgets a special anniversary with Kevin; Andre seeks lineup Nirvana; Taco creates an off-line social network called MyFace; the guys resurrect their old game of phone chicken and bring back Bobbum Man, much to Kevin's dismay.
  • 7.8
    /10

    Yobogoya!

    episode S3.E6 november 2011
    Taco competes in a jingle contest for a disgusting fast food restaurant. Pete holds a grudge against a traffic cop. Jenny almost ruins Ruxin's chance to work a big case with his boss Mr. Hudabega (guest star Ray Liotta).
  • 7.9
    /10

    Carmenjello

    episode S3.E7 november 2011
    Kevin and Jenny search for the perfect paint color to get their privacy back; Sofia accuses Ruxin of breast favoritism; and Pete tries to defend his high-school track record.
  • 8.7
    /10

    Thanksgiving

    episode S3.E8 november 2011
    At Thanksgiving, Ruxin gets an unexpected visit from his father (guest-star Jeff Goldblum), and Andre's sister (guest star Sarah Silverman) is on the prowl at the gang's Thanksgiving dinner.
  • 8.1
    /10

    The Out of Towner

    episode S3.E9 december 2011
    The guys are psyched for a visit from Chuck, one of the League's out-of-towners, but he shows up much different than they remember. Kevin and Jenny get in over their heads with a local drug dealer. Taco goes on a radical diet.
  • 8.1
    /10

    The Light of Genesis

    episode S3.E10 december 2011
    Kevin thinks his Krav Maga instructor may actually be into him.
  • 8.4
    /10

    The Guest Bong

    episode S3.E11 december 2011
    Pete's new girlfriend wants to help him with his lineup; Kevin's past at the DA's office has him running scared.
  • 7.8
    /10

    St. Pete

    episode S3.E12 december 2011
    Kevin and Jenny make a bold bet on the play-offs; Taco enlists Ruxin to get more involved with Taco Corp and Pete has devilish plan to send Ruxin to the Sacko.
  • 8.1
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    The Funeral

    episode S3.E13 december 2011
    The race is on for the Shiva and the Sacko. Taco teams up with Chicago Bears' Running Back Matt Forte and one of the guys is unable to manage his own team for the big game, leaving League to figure out who will run it for him.
  • 8.2
    /10

    Training Camp

    episode S4.E1 october 2012
    The League prepares for the draft and the arrival of Kevin and Jenny's baby boy. Taco's business dealings with Jerry Jones get the guys invited to the Dallas Cowboys' Training Camp.
  • 7.9
    /10

    The Hoodie

    episode S4.E2 october 2012
    Kevin and Jenny argue over whether or not their son will be circumcised and everyone takes sides - including Shiva.
  • 8.1
    /10

    The Freeze Out

    episode S4.E3 october 2012
    Pete has a big paintball outing planned, but the married guys must go to a kid's birthday party. Ruxin has a run-in with a white sushi chef.
  • 8.4
    /10

    The Breastalyzer

    episode S4.E4 november 2012
    Kevin and Jenny discover that Kristin Cavallari is in their baby group; Taco realizes he may actually have a girlfriend; Ruxin needs Rafi to take Baby Geoffrey to swim class.
  • 7.5
    /10

    Judge MacArthur

    episode S4.E5 november 2012
    Kevin decides to run for judge and ends up at a charity event with Bills Quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick. The guys take an intelligence test to decide who's the smartest. Andre refuses to believe he's balding.
  • 7.6
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    The Tailgate

    episode S4.E6 november 2012
    Andre's plan to take the guys tailgating is thwarted when their high school nemesis Frank "The Body" Gibiatti and his gang have the same idea.
  • 7.8
    /10

    The Vapora Sport

    episode S4.E7 november 2012
    Pete fights over a pair of shoes with a man in a wheelchair (JB Smoove). Taco teaches a dog to recognize the scent of sex. Jenny and Kevin get Ellie a piano.
  • 8.1
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    The Anchor Baby

    episode S4.E8 december 2012
    Ruxin fears that Sofia has lost interest in their marriage. Meanwhile, Jenny makes a dirty trade.
  • 7.9
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    Bro-Lo El Cordero

    episode S4.E9 december 2012
    Kevin has a colonoscopy. Later, Pete suspects that his grandpa (Robert Wagner) is adulterous; and the guys ask Rafi to settle a dispute for them.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Our Dinner with Andre

    episode S4.E10 december 2012
    Kevin is blackmailed by Ellie's boyfriend, Taco helps Ruxin with his fertility issues, and Pete re-connects with his high school crush Gina Gibiatti (Brooklyn Decker).
  • 8.4
    /10

    12.12.12

    episode S4.E11 december 2012
    Andre starts dating his interior decorator and discovers that the buyer of his old loft is Deion Sanders. Rafi and Dirty Randy (Seth Rogen) prepare for the end of the world.
  • 8.3
    /10

    A Krampus Carol

    episode S4.E12 december 2012
    Andre and Trixie's relationship is put to the test. Jenny and Pete make special offerings to Shiva. Rupert Ruxin (Jeff Goldblum) has a gift for his son while Taco challenges the Mall Santa.
  • 8.7
    /10

    The Curse of Shiva

    episode S4.E13 december 2012
    Gina Gibiatti returns and Pete has a decision to make. Ruxin enlists Rafi to protect himself during Scrote Season. Taco Corp has a New Years Eve bash.
  • 8.1
    /10

    The Bachelor Draft

    episode S5.E1 september 2013
    The League travels to Los Angeles for Andre and Trixie's destination wedding. Ruxin refuses to do his Sacko punishments and Shiva Champion Ted has a few surprises for everyone at the draft, including JJ Watt.
  • 8
    /10

    The Von Nowzick Wedding

    episode S5.E2 september 2013
    The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. We meet Andre's parents. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Chalupa vs. The Cutlet

    episode S5.E3 september 2013
    Kevin and Jenny discover that Jay and Kristen Cutler's kid is attending the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a little help from Snoop Dogg. Taco gives away control of his team.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Rafi and Dirty Randy

    episode S5.E4 september 2013
    When their friend is murdered, Rafi and Dirty Randy head to L.A. to avenge his death and break into the mainstream porn business.
  • 7.5
    /10

    The Bye Week

    episode S5.E5 october 2013
    Ruxin misses his flight for a business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago instead of going home. Taco Corp. gets its first Worldwide Headquarters.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Heavy Petting

    episode S5.E6 october 2013
    Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business, Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle. Pete uses Andre as a Trade Maid.
  • 7.5
    /10

    The Bringer Show

    episode S5.E7 october 2013
    Andre is taking a stand up class. Jenny joins a women's investment club. Pete will play Ruxin with two open slots on his team - the ultimate act of fantasy disrespect.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Flowers for Taco

    episode S5.E8 october 2013
    Chalupa Batman's first words cause fantasy friction between Kevin and Jenny. Ruxin's dog loses interest in Jenny. Taco is forced to face life without marijuana. Andre has never been pooped on by a bird.
  • 7.7
    /10

    The Automatic Faucet

    episode S5.E9 october 2013
    Pete's lineups at work are out-performing his fantasy roster. Andre makes a trade with Jenny that could threaten his career. Rafi and Taco try to cash in on Kevin's mortality.
  • 8.1
    /10

    The Near Death Flex-perience

    episode S5.E10 november 2013
    Taco opens a pubic barber shop, Kevin's near death Flex-perience with Greg Jennings causes trouble with Jenny, Andre discovers a patient's electronic voice box sounds just like Ruxin.
  • 8.3
    /10

    The Credit Card Alert

    episode S5.E11 november 2013
    Ellie's basketball coach makes life tough on everyone. Pete dates a married woman and Andre tries to help with a trade.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Baby Geoffrey Jesus

    episode S5.E12 november 2013
    It's the playoffs for the Shiva. Ruxin and Sofia battle over what religion Baby Geoffrey will be. Andre tries a long con. Kevin worries he has been taking Jenny for granted.
  • 8.3
    /10

    The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah

    episode S5.E13 november 2013
    The Shiva and The Ruxin are on the line. Andre confronts the #1 Plastic Surgeon in Chicago. Rafi tries to collect a debt from Ruxin's sister Rebecca. TacoCorp. launches The Eskimo Brothers Database.
  • 8
    /10

    Sitting Shiva

    episode S6.E1 september 2014
    Kevin struggles to deal with Jenny winning the Shiva. Meanwhile, the guys attend a funeral.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Tefl-Andre

    episode S6.E2 september 2014
    Jay Glazer does a big favor for Andre, Kevin is diagnosed with Low T, Ruxin meddles with Baby Geoffrey's Little League team.
  • 7.5
    /10

    The Height Supremacist

    episode S6.E3 september 2014
    Andre dreads his punishment; Ellie invites Darren Sproles to a dance; Peter seeks help from Taco Corp.
  • 7.4
    /10

    When Rafi Met Randy

    episode S6.E4 september 2014
    Rafael and Randall meet in a mental institution.
  • 8
    /10

    The Hot Tub

    episode S6.E5 october 2014
    Kevin and Jenny get a hot tub, Taco shops for a new home, Pete tries to put and end to hand holding.
  • 7.4
    /10

    Breast Awareness Month

    episode S6.E6 october 2014
    Andre uses Breast Cancer Awareness Month as an excuse to wear pink. Taco starts his own Charity. Kevin has a run in with his doctor.
  • 7.5
    /10

    The Heavenly Fouler

    episode S6.E7 october 2014
    Andre rescues a cat. Pete has to choose between a great prank and a great girl. Kevin plays basketball with his priest.
  • 7.3
    /10

    Man Land

    episode S6.E8 october 2014
    Jenny's father gives Kevin a chance to earn his manhood by accompanying him on a hunting trip in his own nature property "Man Land". Pete, Ruxin, and Taco all tag along. Meanwhile Andre opens a wine bar with Russel.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Taco Standard Time

    episode S6.E9 october 2014
    Taco takes on the end of Daylight Savings Time. The guys try to help Lane during a difficult time. Andre and his cat M'Lady are on the rocks.
  • 7.3
    /10

    Epi Sexy

    episode S6.E10 november 2014
    Pete is dating a girl who has seizures during sex, Andre starts wearing glasses, Taco's frittata friend (Bobby Lee) teaches Jenny to cook.
  • 7.7
    /10

    EBDBBnB

    episode S6.E11 november 2014
    Taco and Andre both want the guys to watch football at their new establishments. Pete tries to hide something he has in common with Andre. Ruxin is disgusted by his co-worker's hygiene habits.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Ménage à Cinq

    episode S6.E12 november 2014
    Russell and Andre face off in fantasy football and as partners in their new wine bar - and it gets even more complicated when Trixie Von Stein returns. Andre micromanages Pete's new relationship with one of his patients. Taco finds a new weed to get addicted to.
  • 7.7
    /10

    The Beach House

    episode S6.E13 november 2014
    The gang travels to California for the Shiva Bowl. Ruxin & Pete get recruited. Jenny helps Andre with his lineup while Rafi helps "take care" of a prank with Kevin.
  • 7.3
    /10

    That Other Draft

    episode S7.E1 september 2015
    Pete bumps into his ex-wife; Jenny is a VIP during the draft in Chicago, while Kevin runs into the Seahawks' general manager; Marshawn Lynch attends Taco Corp's annual board meeting.
  • 7.6
    /10

    The Draft of Innocence

    episode S7.E2 september 2015
    No one likes Andre's idea of a themed draft; Pete isn't speaking to Andre; the league agrees to an auction draft and, shockingly, there are huge problems.
  • 7.1
    /10

    The Blind Spot

    episode S7.E3 september 2015
    Taco launches EBDBPrime; Ruxin thinks he has the house to himself; everyone argues over where to watch games.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Deflategate

    episode S7.E4 september 2015
    In need of relationship advice, Jenny turns to Green Bay wide receiver Randall Cobb; Frank ''The Body'' Gibbiati sues Andre.
  • 7.4
    /10

    The Bully

    episode S7.E5 october 2015
    Ellie's new sexual education class makes Kevin uncomfortable; Taco starts a program at EBDBBnB called Little Eskimo Brothers.
  • 6.9
    /10

    The Beer Mile

    episode S7.E6 october 2015
    Pete wants to run the Beer Mile and Taco coaches him; Jenny plays Andrew and Meegan to secure victory in her match up against Andre; Kevin obsesses over where the gardener drops trough.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Trophy Kevin

    episode S7.E7 october 2015
    Andre uses the EBDBBnB for farming; Taco acquires a drone; Pete's new referee friend has Kevin feeling insecure.
  • 6.3
    /10

    The Last Temptation of Andre

    episode S7.E8 october 2015
    Andre joins a Korean church for the parking; Detroit Wide Receiver Golden Tate flips the script when he and Taco create a fantasy workplace league and draft the others.
  • 6.9
    /10

    The Yank Banker

    episode S7.E9 november 2015
    Pete isn't sure if he wants to commit to Libby; Taco embraces his day job in the banking world; Andre's patient is a college crush.
  • 6.5
    /10

    The Block

    episode S7.E10 november 2015
    Concussions force Taco to refrain from sex; Andre's one-night stand with an Uber driver backfires; Pete binge-watches 7 seasons of "The Block"; Ruxin and Sofia use the Internet to keep their sex life going while she is in Puerto Rico.
  • 4.5
    /10

    Adios y Bienvenidos

    episode S7.E11 november 2015
    When tragedy suddenly strikes, Rafi and Dirty Randy journey to Puerto Rico to get Sofia's body back to the U.S. so Ruxin and Geoffrey can say farewell.
  • 6.4
    /10

    The 13 Stages of Grief

    episode S7.E12 december 2015
    When the league is kicked off their fantasy football website, Kevin has to run the league old school. Jenny deals with loss. Rafi counsels Ruxin. Andre tries to co-opt Ruxin¹s dinner reservation.
  • 7.3
    /10

    The Great Night of Shiva

    episode S7.E13 december 2015
    The Shiva, the Sacko and the Snip are all for the taking; Ruxin has to make a decision that could impact his chances of winning and could tear the league apart.

Best moments10

  • 8.6
    /10
    63% of the votes

    The Expert Witness

    episode S2.E9 november 2010
    Andre prepares for his turn as an expert witness in Ruxin's big case but thinks Pete is trying to steal his thunder; Ruxin tries to ferret out collusion between Kevin and Jenny; Taco needs a nude portrait to impress the courtroom artist.
  • 7.5
    /10
    61% of the votes

    The Bringer Show

    episode S5.E7 october 2013
    Andre is taking a stand up class. Jenny joins a women's investment club. Pete will play Ruxin with two open slots on his team - the ultimate act of fantasy disrespect.
  • 7.9
    /10
    58% of the votes

    Carmenjello

    episode S3.E7 november 2011
    Kevin and Jenny search for the perfect paint color to get their privacy back; Sofia accuses Ruxin of breast favoritism; and Pete tries to defend his high-school track record.
  • 7.9
    /10
    56% of the votes

    Our Dinner with Andre

    episode S4.E10 december 2012
    Kevin is blackmailed by Ellie's boyfriend, Taco helps Ruxin with his fertility issues, and Pete re-connects with his high school crush Gina Gibiatti (Brooklyn Decker).
  • 7.2
    /10
    52% of the votes

    Taco Standard Time

    episode S6.E9 october 2014
    Taco takes on the end of Daylight Savings Time. The guys try to help Lane during a difficult time. Andre and his cat M'Lady are on the rocks.
  • 6.3
    /10
    50% of the votes

    The Last Temptation of Andre

    episode S7.E8 october 2015
    Andre joins a Korean church for the parking; Detroit Wide Receiver Golden Tate flips the script when he and Taco create a fantasy workplace league and draft the others.
  • 7.6
    /10
    46% of the votes

    Heavy Petting

    episode S5.E6 october 2013
    Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business, Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle. Pete uses Andre as a Trade Maid.
  • 8.1
    /10
    46% of the votes

    The Out of Towner

    episode S3.E9 december 2011
    The guys are psyched for a visit from Chuck, one of the League's out-of-towners, but he shows up much different than they remember. Kevin and Jenny get in over their heads with a local drug dealer. Taco goes on a radical diet.
  • 8.2
    /10
    46% of the votes

    The Kluneberg

    episode S2.E4 october 2010
    Jenny and the guys reconnect with their old friend Russell (Rob Huebel), Andre buys an expensive painting, and everyone tries to get Rafi out of the League.
  • 8.7
    /10
    37% of the votes

    The Curse of Shiva

    episode S4.E13 december 2012
    Gina Gibiatti returns and Pete has a decision to make. Ruxin enlists Rafi to protect himself during Scrote Season. Taco Corp has a New Years Eve bash.

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