Johnny perceives the town's welcome sign to be obscene, but the townspeople don't agree. Meanwhile, Moira falls into a dark depression after googling herself, David seeks employment and Alexis fawns over Mutt.

Alexis does community service with Mutt; Stevie convinces David to sell his clothes; and Moira and Johnny contemplate whether or not they're bad parents after they realize they don't know their children's middle names.

David joins some townies on a turkey hunt; Jocelyn and Moira have a spa day; Alexis meets Ted, the town veterinarian.

Moira and David try to sell cosmetics to the locals; Johnny tries to collect unemployment insurance.

Johnny agrees to speak at a stranger's funeral; Alexis struggles with her boyfriend's love of animals.

Johnny tries to plan a surprise party for Moira's birthday, but she ends up taking over his plans.

Johnny finds a potential buyer for the town; David and Alexis realize they have become attached to Schitt's Creek.

Moira tries to join the a cappella group; Alexis enjoys her new relationship; Johnny helps out at Bob's Garage.

Moira tries to beautify the town; David misuses the company credit card; a grooming misstep forces Alexis and Mutt to question their relationship.

Johnny considers running for town council; David and Stevie look for love; Alexis copes with being single.

Johnny gets thrown into the raw milk business; Moira tries to connect with the townspeople; David gives style advice.

Johnny and Moira meet with a key demographic; Alexis struggles with her new job; David offers emotional support to his boss' daughter.

Some of Moira's lawn signs disappear; David and Alexis work to get David's boss out of trouble.

Johnny searches for a new purpose; Moira faces the realities of politics.

David and Stevie try to come to terms with their new relationship; Alexis and Moira plan a mother/daughter lunch.

Johnny and Moira worry about the future of the motel; David panics at the thought of retaking his driving test.

Johnny and Stevie pitch a deal to a nearby golf course; Moira tries to get out of Twyla's murder mystery party.

David comes up with a new business venture; Alexis adjusts to her first day of school.

David's ex comes to town to do a photoshoot for Moira; Johnny and Roland think Bob is cheating at poker.

Johnny tries to stop the spread of lice; Moira tries to get out of having a garden named after her.

Johnny and Stevie celebrate having a fully booked hotel; David and Patrick go on a date.

Moira headlines a charity fundraiser, Johnny and Stevie take on a new employee at the motel, and David and Patrick contend with a group of teenage shoplifters.

A rumor circulates online that Moira is dead, Roland asks Johnny to be his son's godfather, and David and Alexis meet Ted's girlfriend.

Patrick hosts an open-mic night in an attempt to lure customers into the store, Alexis works on a marketing strategy for the motel, and Moira accidentally learns the sex of Roland's and Jocelyn's baby.

Johnny is warmly embraced by the Jazzagals, David and Stevie take a brief vacation, and Alexis goes out with Ted's rival.

David tries to rekindle his romance with Patrick, who decides to make him pay for his selfish behavior. Meanwhile, Moira steals Alexis's town council proposal, and Johnny gives Stevie an impractical gift.

Jocelyn bullies David into throwing her a last-minute baby shower, Alexis runs into an old friend, and Moira and Johnny do field research for the town's upcoming singles week.

Johnny is hoping to ring in the holidays with a traditional Rose Christmas party like they used to. However, getting everyone to participate will be easier said than done.

Alexis is able to secure a reservation at the motel for Emir Kaplan, an influential travel blogger specializing in writing about places and things off the beaten path. Beyond giving him extra special treatment, what Alexis, Johnny, Stevie and Roland decide to do as a team is a "hire" a plant as a fellow motel guest to talk up the greatness of the motel to him. With no money actually to hire someone to do this, they decide Stevie would be the best person in this role. Although nervous about doing it, Stevie ends up being good in the job, perhaps a little too good. Meanwhile, one too many interruptions by Ray leads to Patrick deciding that it's time for him and David to look for another apartment together. Alexis is able to convince David, despite not being totally convinced that they're ready, to take this step in moving in with Patrick. David has to balance his feelings about the first apartment they view, which Patrick loves but David hates, against not making it seem like he doesn't want to take this step with Patrick. And Jocelyn is feeling overwhelmed in meeting her commitments outside of the home, especially in preparing for an important Jazzagals performance, against her first priority of the baby. The actions of her fellow choir members may make Jocelyn feel like the one left out.

With finances already tight, Johnny is hit with a couple of unexpected bills. One is repair of the motel's hot water tank, which if he brought in a professional as Roland suggests instead of trying to fix it himself to save money, may lead to learning that the tank needs to be replaced in its entirety. The other, which is more discretionary in nature, is a $3,700 discounted couture, albeit off the rack, gown that Moira has just purchased to wear at the premiere - whenever it may be - of "The Crows Have Eyes III", the premiere at which she needs to look good as her reintroduction to the world of celebrity. Moira's expenses are not limited to the gown but also things to keep it looking pristine until the premiere. Johnny tries to drop hint after hint to Moira that they really can't afford such a gown, the question being if Moira will pick up the hints, and if she does if she will pay attention to them. Meanwhile, on Stevie's suggestion, she and David are driving to Elm Valley to do a tour of the botanical gardens during cherry blossom time, viewing cherry blossoms which has always been therapeutic for David. Stevie has brought David to Elm Valley on false pretenses, she who has no intention of going to the gardens at all, the trip which is a prearranged booty call encounter with Emir who is reviewing the hotel at which they will be staying. David and Stevie have to decide what to do as one item after another changes both their plans. And Alexis can feel the dislike emanating from Ted's temporary associate, Shannon, who went to vet college with Ted. When Alexis learns the story behind why Shannon is feeling the way she probably does, Alexis tries to diffuse the situation. In the process, it becomes a he said/she said/she said in Ted, Shannon and Alexis each having a different and conflicting point.

The Jazzagals, on Jocelyn's initiative, are going to the Poison rock concert being held at the casino. If only because of how important the concert seemed to be for Jocelyn considering that it is one night out away from the baby, they are dismayed to tell her that the concert has been postponed due to the venue being double booked. To give Jocelyn that night out, they decide to go to the casino anyway. The rock concert may have been more important to Jocelyn than she originally let on, the reason for its importance which Moira tries to satisfy in some other way. Meanwhile, Johnny, back to the motel earlier than expected from running an errand, catches Stevie on a break being intimate with Emir on her phone. Johnny and Stevie have to figure out how to deal with this incident, especially considering Johnny having recently had a workplace professionalism session with Stevie and Roland. And across the store in plain sight of David, a cute twenty-something male customer gives Patrick his telephone number. While Patrick just wants to bask in the adoration, David feels that Patrick may need to get other men out of his system now and encourages Patrick to go out on a date with "Ken". After speaking to Alexis, David may regret giving Patrick this freedom, especially as no ground rules were laid for the date.

Johnny and Stevie attend the regional hospitality awards, while Moira does everything in her power to stop Alexis from auditioning for Cabaret.

David agrees to sub in for the annual baseball game, and Moira runs a rehearsal that pushes Stevie over the edge.

Johnny fills in at the annual mayor's roast. David tries to stop Moira from finding out about Stevie and Patrick's dance lessons.

Patrick and David go on a romantic hike. Everyone panics over Johnny's health scare.

Stevie is nowhere to be found on opening night for Cabaret. David attempts to make a big announcement.

David is embarrassed by a childhood issue that resurfaces, and only spirals further when Patrick is so understanding; Johnny, Stevie and Roland attend a viewing for a nearby motel; Alexis helps Moira join social media.

Moira shares the newly released Crows movie trailer with the Jazzagals. Johnny and Roland find a suspicious bag of money at the new motel.

Alexis plans a local premiere for the "Crows" movie, and Moira makes a big splash on the red carpet; David tends to Patrick after his wisdom teeth removal.

Alexis and Moira deal with the aftermath of a viral video, while Johnny helps Bob get back out in the dating world.

Moira and David sample wine at Herb Ertlinger's vineyard, while Johnny attempts to have "the talk" with Patrick.

Johnny becomes overly involved in Alexis's romantic life, while Moira offends the townspeople in an interview with People magazine.

The Roses attend the "Escape Room" portion of David and Patrick's Bachelor Party, but their participation wanes the more their personal dilemmas come to a head.

Johnny, Stevie and Roland head to New York for their pitch meeting, and the family anxiously awaits their return.

Moira receives some unexpected news, and David makes a tough decision about where he wants to live.

David stresses out over the rain on his wedding day, but his family makes it right.

Johnny and Moira meet with a key demographic; Alexis struggles with her new job; David offers emotional support to his boss' daughter.

Alexis and Moira deal with the aftermath of a viral video, while Johnny helps Bob get back out in the dating world.

Johnny fills in at the annual mayor's roast. David tries to stop Moira from finding out about Stevie and Patrick's dance lessons.

Patrick and David go on a romantic hike. Everyone panics over Johnny's health scare.

Jocelyn bullies David into throwing her a last-minute baby shower, Alexis runs into an old friend, and Moira and Johnny do field research for the town's upcoming singles week.

Alexis is able to secure a reservation at the motel for Emir Kaplan, an influential travel blogger specializing in writing about places and things off the beaten path. Beyond giving him extra special treatment, what Alexis, Johnny, Stevie and Roland decide to do as a team is a "hire" a plant as a fellow motel guest to talk up the greatness of the motel to him. With no money actually to hire someone to do this, they decide Stevie would be the best person in this role. Although nervous about doing it, Stevie ends up being good in the job, perhaps a little too good. Meanwhile, one too many interruptions by Ray leads to Patrick deciding that it's time for him and David to look for another apartment together. Alexis is able to convince David, despite not being totally convinced that they're ready, to take this step in moving in with Patrick. David has to balance his feelings about the first apartment they view, which Patrick loves but David hates, against not making it seem like he doesn't want to take this step with Patrick. And Jocelyn is feeling overwhelmed in meeting her commitments outside of the home, especially in preparing for an important Jazzagals performance, against her first priority of the baby. The actions of her fellow choir members may make Jocelyn feel like the one left out.

With finances already tight, Johnny is hit with a couple of unexpected bills. One is repair of the motel's hot water tank, which if he brought in a professional as Roland suggests instead of trying to fix it himself to save money, may lead to learning that the tank needs to be replaced in its entirety. The other, which is more discretionary in nature, is a $3,700 discounted couture, albeit off the rack, gown that Moira has just purchased to wear at the premiere - whenever it may be - of "The Crows Have Eyes III", the premiere at which she needs to look good as her reintroduction to the world of celebrity. Moira's expenses are not limited to the gown but also things to keep it looking pristine until the premiere. Johnny tries to drop hint after hint to Moira that they really can't afford such a gown, the question being if Moira will pick up the hints, and if she does if she will pay attention to them. Meanwhile, on Stevie's suggestion, she and David are driving to Elm Valley to do a tour of the botanical gardens during cherry blossom time, viewing cherry blossoms which has always been therapeutic for David. Stevie has brought David to Elm Valley on false pretenses, she who has no intention of going to the gardens at all, the trip which is a prearranged booty call encounter with Emir who is reviewing the hotel at which they will be staying. David and Stevie have to decide what to do as one item after another changes both their plans. And Alexis can feel the dislike emanating from Ted's temporary associate, Shannon, who went to vet college with Ted. When Alexis learns the story behind why Shannon is feeling the way she probably does, Alexis tries to diffuse the situation. In the process, it becomes a he said/she said/she said in Ted, Shannon and Alexis each having a different and conflicting point.

The Jazzagals, on Jocelyn's initiative, are going to the Poison rock concert being held at the casino. If only because of how important the concert seemed to be for Jocelyn considering that it is one night out away from the baby, they are dismayed to tell her that the concert has been postponed due to the venue being double booked. To give Jocelyn that night out, they decide to go to the casino anyway. The rock concert may have been more important to Jocelyn than she originally let on, the reason for its importance which Moira tries to satisfy in some other way. Meanwhile, Johnny, back to the motel earlier than expected from running an errand, catches Stevie on a break being intimate with Emir on her phone. Johnny and Stevie have to figure out how to deal with this incident, especially considering Johnny having recently had a workplace professionalism session with Stevie and Roland. And across the store in plain sight of David, a cute twenty-something male customer gives Patrick his telephone number. While Patrick just wants to bask in the adoration, David feels that Patrick may need to get other men out of his system now and encourages Patrick to go out on a date with "Ken". After speaking to Alexis, David may regret giving Patrick this freedom, especially as no ground rules were laid for the date.

Johnny and Stevie attend the regional hospitality awards, while Moira does everything in her power to stop Alexis from auditioning for Cabaret.