Spongebob gets embarrassed when his grandma kisses him in public. Squidward moves into a gated community for squids.

Picture Day: It's Picture Day for the Boating School Year Book, and SpongeBob has spent all morning getting ready for it. Now all he has to do is make it to Boating School without getting dirty. But this proves to be more difficult than SpongeBob imagined. Pat No Pay: When Patrick eats his weight in Krabby Patties without paying, Mr. Krabs puts him to work in the restaurant. Blackjack: SpongeBob's parents are missing. All clues of their whereabouts point to his nefarious cousin Blackjack, the family bully who used to torment SpongeBob when they were little. If SpongeBob wants to see his parents again, he must face his fears and stand up to Blackjack on his own.

SpongeBob orders a product that will help him learn to say no; SpongeBob gets a song stuck in his head.

Barnacle Face: The night before the big school dance, Mr. Krabs asks SpongeBob to help Pearl get rid of a barnacle on her face. Pet Sitter Pat: When SpongeBob gets invited to his Grandma's birthday party, he asks Patrick to pet-sit Gary.