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Dr. Herb Melnick is a fictional character portrayed by Ryan Stiles in the TV series Two and a Half Men.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (season 2), they were 45 years old.
They appear in 30 episodes out of a total of 261 aired and have accumulated 7541 positive votes.
The character of Dr. Herb Melnick is mainly associated with Alan Harper, Charlie Harper and Judith Harper.

Dr. Herb Melnick

by Ryan Stiles

character

Episodes30

  • 7.6
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    Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

    episode S2.E2 september 2004
    Alan is hurt after finding out Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician. Meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.
  • 7.8
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    A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    episode S4.E5 october 2006
    When Judith announces she is going to remarry, Charlie and Alan must convince her fiancé to proceed with the nuptials after he displays signs of cold feet, so that Alan can discontinue alimony payments to Judith.
  • 8.6
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    Walnuts and Demerol

    episode S4.E11 december 2006
    Charlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when everybody shows up at his house and refuses to leave.
  • 7.6
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    Don't Worry, Speed Racer

    episode S4.E13 january 2007
    Repressed memories come back to the surface for Charlie after Jake talks about hearing his mom having sex.
  • 8.1
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    Smooth as a Ken Doll

    episode S4.E19 april 2007
    Alan thinks he's making his last alimony payment to Judith, but Judith's future sister-in-law could be putting the wedding in jeopardy. And things only get worse when she hooks up with Charlie.
  • 8.2
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    Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    episode S4.E20 april 2007
    Alan sees nothing but troubles in his future as Charlie's relationship with Judith's future sister-in-law blossoms.
  • 8.1
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    The Soil is Moist

    episode S5.E13 march 2008
    Alan sleeps with a woman he and Judith were friends with when they were married, who then tells him that Judith says her new husband is a better lover than him.
  • 7.8
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    Pie Hole, Herb

    episode S6.E2 september 2008
    Charlie kicks Alan out the house again after Alan demands that Charlie pay him back the $38 he owes him. Alan and Jake are now forced to turn to Judith and Herb for a temporary home.
  • 8
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    It's Always Nazi Week

    episode S6.E6 november 2008
    Alan is overjoyed when he learns that Judith and Herb's marriage is on the rocks, but he gets more than he bargained for when he tries to fake-comfort her. Meanwhile, Herb tries picking up women with Charlie's help.
  • 7.9
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    Best H.O. Money Can Buy

    episode S6.E7 november 2008
    Alan and Judith start seeing each other again after Judith's breakup with Herb, Herb continues to turn to Charlie for help picking up women, and Charlie messes with Jake by threatening to get him sent to military school.
  • 7.5
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    I Think You Offended Don

    episode S6.E13 january 2009
    Judith is pregnant, Alan believes he is the father, and Judith tries to keep him away from Herb. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to figure out why Jake is so irritable.
  • 8.7
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    The Two Finger Rule

    episode S6.E19 march 2009
    Charlie, Alan and Herb commiserate with each other when their stupid decisions put them on the outs with their significant others.
  • 8.3
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    Baseball Was Better with Steroids

    episode S6.E24 may 2009
    Chelsea is jealous when Charlie's ex fiancée, Mia, calls him--perhaps rightfully so. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor, Herb is incapacitated, and Alan runs into his ex-girlfriend and receptionist at the hospital.
  • 7.6
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    Mmm, Fish. Yum.

    episode S7.E3 october 2009
    Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby when Judith's mom falls off the wagon, and Jake tries to blackmail Charlie when he runs over Chelsea's cat.
  • 7.8
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    Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    episode S7.E12 january 2010
    Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.
  • 8.4
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    Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    episode S8.E1 september 2010
    Alan unsuccessfully tries to keep Jake from finding out that he's sleeping with his friend Eldridge's mom; Charlie contemplates giving up drinking after an unusually wild night he can't remember.
  • 8
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    Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    episode S8.E4 october 2010
    Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home.
  • 7.4
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    Dead from the Waist Down

    episode S8.E11 december 2010
    Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative.
  • 7.6
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    Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

    episode S8.E13 january 2011
    When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him.
  • 8.1
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    Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    episode S8.E15 february 2011
    Alan's efforts to ask family for money to help promote his struggling chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme, and Charlie continues to see Rose, still completely unaware that her "husband" is actually a mannequin.
  • 5.5
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    Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    episode S9.E1 september 2011
    After the death of Charlie Harper, Alan faces the reality of moving out of his brother's beach house - until he meets a depressed Internet billionaire whose wife just left him.
  • 5.3
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    Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    episode S9.E3 october 2011
    While preparing for a romantic dinner with his wife, Walden accidentally talks Jake into dropping out of school.
  • 6.4
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    Frodo's Headshots

    episode S9.E9 november 2011
    Upon his return from the "stress clinic," Alan finds out that Jake got his girlfriend pregnant, Walden and Lyndsey are sleeping together, and he has to move out immediately.
  • 6.4
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    Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    episode S9.E24 may 2012
    Jake and Eldridge make an important decision about their future after they graduate from high school and get fired from their jobs at Walden's new company.
  • 6.6
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    Run, Steven Staven! Run!

    episode S10.E14 january 2013
    Alan, Walden, Billy, and Herb spend the night out together commiserating over their exes after Lyndsey dumps Alan one more time.
  • 6.4
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    The 9:04 from Pemberton

    episode S10.E18 march 2013
    After Alan and Walden fight over a toaster, Alan moves out and goes back to his old house to live with Herb.
  • 6.9
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    Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

    episode S10.E19 march 2013
    Alan and Walden take Herb out to take his mind off of his troubles, but his partying quickly spirals out of control.
  • 6.3
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    Another Night with Neil Diamond

    episode S10.E21 april 2013
    Alan is crushed when Lyndsey dumps him and immediately starts dating a new man, and Walden is crushed because he is now completely stuck with Alan--again.
  • 5.6
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    Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    episode S12.E4 november 2014
    After the social worker signs off on them, a prospective birth mother visits Walden and Alan.
  • 5.8
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    Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    episode S12.E9 january 2015
    Walden and Laurel set up a playdate for their kids so they can pick up where they left off the last time they got together. Meanwhile, Herb asks Alan if he can ask Lyndsey out.

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  • 6.9
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    81% of the votes

    Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

    episode S10.E19 march 2013
    Alan and Walden take Herb out to take his mind off of his troubles, but his partying quickly spirals out of control.
  • 8.7
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    72% of the votes

    The Two Finger Rule

    episode S6.E19 march 2009
    Charlie, Alan and Herb commiserate with each other when their stupid decisions put them on the outs with their significant others.
  • 6.4
    /10
    30% of the votes

    The 9:04 from Pemberton

    episode S10.E18 march 2013
    After Alan and Walden fight over a toaster, Alan moves out and goes back to his old house to live with Herb.
  • 7.8
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    29% of the votes

    Pie Hole, Herb

    episode S6.E2 september 2008
    Charlie kicks Alan out the house again after Alan demands that Charlie pay him back the $38 he owes him. Alan and Jake are now forced to turn to Judith and Herb for a temporary home.
  • 8.1
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    26% of the votes

    The Soil is Moist

    episode S5.E13 march 2008
    Alan sleeps with a woman he and Judith were friends with when they were married, who then tells him that Judith says her new husband is a better lover than him.
  • 6.6
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    25% of the votes

    Run, Steven Staven! Run!

    episode S10.E14 january 2013
    Alan, Walden, Billy, and Herb spend the night out together commiserating over their exes after Lyndsey dumps Alan one more time.
  • 7.8
    /10
    25% of the votes

    Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    episode S7.E12 january 2010
    Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.
  • 8.3
    /10
    20% of the votes

    Baseball Was Better with Steroids

    episode S6.E24 may 2009
    Chelsea is jealous when Charlie's ex fiancée, Mia, calls him--perhaps rightfully so. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor, Herb is incapacitated, and Alan runs into his ex-girlfriend and receptionist at the hospital.
  • 8
    /10
    18% of the votes

    Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    episode S8.E4 october 2010
    Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home.
  • 7.9
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    17% of the votes

    Best H.O. Money Can Buy

    episode S6.E7 november 2008
    Alan and Judith start seeing each other again after Judith's breakup with Herb, Herb continues to turn to Charlie for help picking up women, and Charlie messes with Jake by threatening to get him sent to military school.

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