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Buckley is a fictional character portrayed by David Herman in the TV series King of the Hill.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Pilot (season 1), they were 29 years old.
They appear in 153 episodes out of a total of 258 aired

Buckley

by David Herman

character

Episodes153

  • 8
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    Pilot
    episode S1.E1 january 1997
    A social worker mistakenly believes that Hank is abusing Bobby. When Bobby finds out what is happening, he takes advantage of the situation.
  • 7.3
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    The Order of the Straight Arrow
    episode S1.E3 february 1997
    When Bobby becomes a member of the Straight Arrows, Hank, Dale, Bill, & Boomhauer volunteer to take them on a camping trip. While there Bobby accidentally kill a whooping crane.
  • 7.4
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    Hank's Got the Willies
    episode S1.E4 february 1997
    Bobby accidentally hits Hank's hero, Willie Nelson, with a golf club.
  • 7.6
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    Luanne's Saga
    episode S1.E5 february 1997
    After Buckley dumps Luanne Hank takes it upon himself to find her a new boyfriend, but for his own personal gain.
  • 7.8
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    Hank's Unmentionable Problem
    episode S1.E6 february 1997
    Hank is very embarrassed and introvert about his constipation. And it certainly doesn't help his condition with Peggy telling all her friends, making Hank go to a proctologist and treating him like a child over it.
  • 7.6
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    Shins of the Father
    episode S1.E8 march 1997
    Bobby begins picking up bad habits, including slapping women in the rear end, from his sexist war vet grandfather. Hank initially turns a blind eye, but soon finds himself frustrated and unsure of how to put a stop to the behavior.
  • 7.6
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    Peggy the Boggle Champ
    episode S1.E9 april 1997
    Peggy and Hank head to Dallas so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament, but Hank decides to forego the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo.
  • 8.2
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    Keeping Up with Our Joneses
    episode S1.E10 april 1997
    When Bobby is caught trying a cigarette, Hank decides the proper discipline is making Bobby smoke an entire carton. The result sparks an old smoking habit of Hank's and Peggy's, as well as a new habit in Bobby.
  • 7.7
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    How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying
    episode S2.E1 september 1997
    When Bobby discovers the one sport he is good at, marksmanship, he and Hank decide to enter a father & son tournament. As it turns out Hank is a terrible marksman.
  • 8.1
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    Hilloween
    episode S2.E4 october 1997
    Hank is excited about Halloween until someone complains and has the holiday canceled.
  • 7.5
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    Husky Bobby
    episode S2.E6 november 1997
    Much to Hank's dismay, Bobby becomes a plus sized model.
  • 7.6
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    The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg
    episode S2.E7 november 1997
    Hank and the guys seek vengeance after a group of teenagers beat them at paint-ball.
  • 7.5
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    The Son That Got Away
    episode S2.E8 november 1997
    Bobby and Connie get in trouble at school. They skirt their ensuing punishment and are joined by Joseph, as they head to "The Caves". Hank and Kahn quickly pursue them, knowing that the caves are Arlen's make-out point.
  • 7.4
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    Snow Job
    episode S2.E13 february 1998
    Hank calls into question his loyalty to Propane and the direction of his life after he finds out Buck Strickland owns an electric range.
  • 8.3
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    Hank's Dirty Laundry
    episode S2.E17 march 1998
    Hank fights to clear his good name after mistakenly being charged for not returning a dirty movie to the local video store.
  • 7.2
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    The Final Shinsult
    episode S2.E18 march 1998
    Cotton and Dale plot to steal the wooden leg of historical Mexican General Santa Anna while it is on display in the Arlen museum.
  • 7.6
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    Leanne's Saga
    episode S2.E19 april 1998
    Luanne's mother, Leanne, is released from prison and takes up residence with the Hill family. Trouble begins to brew, however, when she starts dating Bill and falls into some old habits.
  • 7.6
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    Junkie Business
    episode S2.E20 april 1998
    A drug addict is hired at Strickland, and his lawyer informs Hank that the business must accommodate for the man's "disability". Soon every other employee at Strickland is claiming made-up conditions in order to avoid a heavy workload.
  • 7.7
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    Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga
    episode S2.E21 may 1998
    Bobby gets a job handing out snacks and drinks at a local racetrack, but when he reports that his boss has something off about him mentally, Hank ignores the problem. Bobby's safety is increasingly put at risk as a result.
  • 8.2
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    Propane Boom
    episode S2.E23 may 1998
    Buck Strickland is forced to close the Arlen branch of Strickland Propane after the local Mega Lo Mart begins selling propane at a lower price. As a result, Hank has to take a job at Mega Lo- working under Buckley.
  • 7.9
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    Death of a Propane Salesman
    episode S3.E1 september 1998
    Buckley is killed in an explosion at Mega Lo Mart.
  • 7.3
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    Next of Shin
    episode S3.E5 november 1998
    Deedee has become pregnant with Cotton's child.
  • 8
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    Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
    episode S3.E7 november 1998
    After Thanksgiving dinner, Hank's feelings about his mother translate into an argument with his father over the latest model of a lawn mower.
  • 7.5
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    Good Hill Hunting
    episode S3.E8 december 1998
    Bobby is excited about going on his first deer hunting trip, but Hank fails to obtain the proper license in time and must seek an alternative.
  • 7.4
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    To Spank with Love
    episode S3.E11 january 1999
    Peggy gets a reputation for draconian discipline after spanking one of her students in class.
  • 7.3
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    Three Coaches and a Bobby
    episode S3.E12 january 1999
    After Hank's old football coach takes over, Bobby quits football and turns to the kinder, gentler world of soccer, which Hank and Peggy find disconcerting.
  • 7.6
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    Sleight of Hank
    episode S3.E15 february 1999
    Hank is upset when Peggy refuses to reveal the details of a magic trick to him.
  • 8.2
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    Jon Vitti Presents: 'Return to La Grunta'
    episode S3.E16 february 1999
    While Luanne gets a job at a country club, Hank has an unpleasant encounter with a dolphin.
  • 7.7
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    Wings of the Dope
    episode S3.E23 may 1999
    Luanne believes that the angel of her late boyfriend Buckley has visited her.
  • 8.1
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    As Old as the Hills
    episode S3.E25 may 1999
    Peggy suffers a mid-life crisis after a lackluster wedding anniversary, and goes skydiving as a result. Luanne has nowhere to stay as Hank and Peggy are out, and Didi goes into labor, with a panicked Bobby driving her to the hospital.
  • 7.9
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    Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall
    episode S4.E1 september 1999
    Peggy survives the fall with several broken bones and paralysis, while Cotton names his newborn son G.H., which stands for "Good Hank."
  • 8
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    Bills Are Made to Be Broken
    episode S4.E3 october 1999
    When Bill's high school football record is broken unfairly, Hank convinces him to return to the field and re-claim his record.
  • 8.4
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    A Beer Can Named Desire
    episode S4.E6 november 1999
    Hank wins an Alamo beer can contest and travels to Louisiana to complete it for a monetary prize; the Hill Family stays with Bill's creepy incestuous relatives, while Bobby picks up foppish habits from Bill's bizarre cousin, Gilbert.
  • 8
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    Happy Hank's Giving
    episode S4.E7 november 1999
    The Hills and their friends are all stranded at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport the night before Thanksgiving.
  • 7.8
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    To Kill a Ladybird
    episode S4.E9 december 1999
    Bobby befriends a wild raccoon that may or may not have infected Ladybird and Dale with rabies.
  • 8.1
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    Hillennium
    episode S4.E10 december 1999
    As Y2K approaches, everybody fears the approaching millennium, even Dale, who hoards food, Mountain Dew and hamsters in his basement. Only Hank is unaffected by the growing concerns...until there's a propane shortage.
  • 7.2
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    Rodeo Days
    episode S4.E12 january 2000
    Bobby secretly becomes a rodeo clown.
  • 8.3
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    Hanky Panky
    episode S4.E13 february 2000
    Buck Strickland is getting a divorce. Since Texas is a community property state, he sells Sugarfoot's Barbecue to Hank until the divorce is final.
  • 8.6
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    High Anxiety
    episode S4.E14 february 2000
    When Debbie, Buck's former girl Friday and lover, turns up dead in a dumpster, a city detective suspects Hank of murdering her.
  • 7.9
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    Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
    episode S4.E18 march 2000
    Buddhist monks believe Bobby is a lama.
  • 7.9
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    Hank's Bad Hair Day
    episode S4.E19 april 2000
    Hank's regular barber, Jack, has a mental breakdown and bleaches Hank's hair. Needing a proper haircut for the Strickland Christmas card photo, Hank hires Bill to cut his hair, but receives an absurd invoice from the military afterwards.
  • 7.8
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    Flush with Power
    episode S4.E22 may 2000
    Hank joins the town council to uncover the truth behind the recent requirement of ineffectual low-flow toilets.
  • 7.4
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    Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
    episode S4.E23 may 2000
    Peggy is ashamed of her size 16 feet, but her shame turns to pride when an alleged doctor takes an interest in filming them. She does not know, however, that the man is really photographing them for a sex fetish website.
  • 7.5
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    Peggy's Fan Fair
    episode S4.E24 may 2000
    The Hills go to a country music festival in Nashville, where no one believes Peggy when she says that Randy Travis plagiarized a song she submitted to him.
  • 7.4
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    The Perils of Polling
    episode S5.E1 october 2000
    Hank meets Presidential candidate George W. Bush at a rally and is unimpressed by his handshake, while Luanne registers to vote as a Communist.
  • 7.4
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    Peggy Makes the Big Leagues
    episode S5.E5 november 2000
    Peggy substitutes in the geometry class at Arlen High, where she attracts the ire of local businessmen for giving a failing grade to a star football player.
  • 7.1
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    When Cotton Comes Marching Home
    episode S5.E6 december 2000
    Cotton loses his home and must go back to work to support Didi and G.H.
  • 7.5
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    'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
    episode S5.E8 december 2000
    Bill opens a Santa Claus village at his house and annoys Hank by keeping it open well after Christmas.
  • 8
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    Hank and the Great Glass Elevator
    episode S5.E11 february 2001
    When Bill forms a friendship with Former Texas Governor Ann Richards, his ex-wife Lenore returns.
  • 8.8
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    Ho, Yeah!
    episode S5.E13 february 2001
    After a violent pimp shows up looking for her, Hank and Peggy unknowingly board a prostitute. Then they soon discover that Hank has been unwittingly "pimping" her all around town.
  • 8.2
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    The Exterminator
    episode S5.E14 march 2001
    Dale can no longer work as an exterminator because the chemicals he uses have eroded his sinuses. Thus, he must get an office job.
  • 7.6
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    Hank's Choice
    episode S5.E16 april 2001
    When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird's dander, Hank makes him live in the dog house he built for the dog who refuses to live in it.
  • 7.6
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    It's Not Easy Being Green
    episode S5.E17 april 2001
    Hank joins Bobby's science class in opposition to a plan to drain the quarry and put a landfill there, because it will reveal a practical joke which he, Dale, and Bill played on Boomhauer in high school.
  • 7.7
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    The Trouble with Gribbles
    episode S5.E18 april 2001
    When Channel 83 replaces Nancy with Luanne as the weather lady, Dale concocts a scheme to sue a tobacco company to pay for a face lift for his wife.
  • 7.7
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    Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
    episode S5.E20 may 2001
    Bobby pretends to be a high schooler with a congenital kidney disease that has stunted his growth. He later adds to the charade by claiming Connie has a vestigial tail.
  • 7.3
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    The Father, the Son and J.C.
    episode S6.E4 december 2001
    Hank and Cotton clash during the Christmas season while working for Habitat for Humanity.
  • 7.5
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    Father of the Bribe
    episode S6.E5 january 2002
    Khan bribes Bobby to stay away from Connie.
  • 7.1
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    Torch Song Hillogy
    episode S6.E7 february 2002
    The Olympic torch is passing through Arlen on its way to Salt Lake City, so Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the torch. He loses to Hank, whom his friends nominated behind his back.
  • 7.4
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    Joust Like a Woman
    episode S6.E8 february 2002
    Peggy jeopardizes a potential deal for Hank by trying to bring Women's Liberation to the Arlen Renaissance Fair.
  • 7.8
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    The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
    episode S6.E10 march 2002
    Peggy is dubbed a "genius" after taking an on-line test from the Texas Institute of Intelligence, which leads her into a series of confidence schemes.
  • 7.3
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    Unfortunate Son
    episode S6.E11 march 2002
    Cotton and his army buddies have to stay at Hank's house when the VFW loses its lease.
  • 7.7
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    Tankin' It to the Streets
    episode S6.E13 march 2002
    When Dale convinces Bill that the government used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug with disastrous results, Bill steals a tank from the army base.
  • 8.1
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    Beer and Loathing
    episode S6.E16 april 2002
    Peggy becomes a customer service representative for Alamo Beer, Hank's favorite brand. She is sworn to secrecy about the reason for the beer's sudden unavailability in the area.
  • 7.6
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    Fun with Jane and Jane
    episode S6.E17 april 2002
    While searching for a sorority to join, Luanne inadvertently joins a brainwashing cult, while Hank can't bring himself to kill an emu.
  • 7.8
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    My Own Private Rodeo
    episode S6.E18 april 2002
    Hank discovers that Dale's long-lost father is a cowboy on the gay rodeo circuit.
  • 8.5
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    Returning Japanese
    episode S6.E21 may 2002
    Cotton returns to Japan to learn that he has an illegitimate son.
  • 7.6
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    Get Your Freak Off
    episode S7.E1 november 2002
    After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own.
  • 7.2
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    The Fat and the Furious
    episode S7.E2 november 2002
    A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hotdog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion.
  • 7.2
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    Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Watcha Gonna Do
    episode S7.E3 november 2002
    Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen.
  • 7.4
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    Dances with Dogs
    episode S7.E5 december 2002
    Bobby and Hank compete in a dog dancing contest.
  • 7.4
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    The Son Also Roses
    episode S7.E6 december 2002
    Bobby ditches his towel manager responsibilities on the football team to work on growing his roses.
  • 7.7
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    The Texas Skilsaw Massacre
    episode S7.E7 december 2002
    Hank is sentenced to attend an anger management class after accidentally sawing off Dale's finger.
  • 7.6
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    Full Metal Dust Jacket
    episode S7.E8 january 2003
    Peggy opens her own bookstore, but when she discovers that customers are nonexistent, she reluctantly allows Dale to sublet space so he can sell guns.
  • 8.1
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    Megalo Dale
    episode S7.E10 january 2003
    Hank puts his reputation on the line when he recommends Dale for an exterminator job at Megalomart...only to realize that Dale thinks the vermin is Chuck Mangione; Bobby cheats at a game by stuffing beans up his nose.
  • 7.2
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    Boxing Luanne
    episode S7.E11 february 2003
    Luanne becomes a boxer.
  • 7.2
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    Vision Quest
    episode S7.E12 february 2003
    Hank takes Joseph on a vision quest in hopes of changing the boy's ways, but when Dale ends up experiencing a vision of his own, he misinterprets one of Joseph's dreams...and encourages him to kill a panda at the zoo.
  • 7.3
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    Queasy Rider
    episode S7.E13 february 2003
    After attending couples counseling, Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle and head for Sturgis, South Dakota to attend a giant biker rally. But trouble erupts when Hank refuses to allow Peggy to do the driving.
  • 6.9
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    Board Games
    episode S7.E14 march 2003
    Tension erupts between Peggy, Minh and Nancy when a seat opens on the school board and each of the women announces their intention to run.
  • 7.5
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    The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
    episode S7.E16 march 2003
    Bobby and Joe Jack, while working at Strickland Propane, use unscrupulous tactics to win customers. Meanwhile, Bill floats all over Arlen after being tied to a lawn chair held up by balloons, and Peggy frets over liver medication.
  • 7.1
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    I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
    episode S7.E18 april 2003
    Peggy convinces Principal Moss to hire her as the new full-time organic gardening teacher by promising the vegetables to the football team. However, organic gardening proves much harder than it sounds.
  • 7.6
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    Be True to Your Fool
    episode S7.E19 april 2003
    Bill spreads lice to Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer. When Hanks gets his head shaved, he's surprised to discover he has a tattoo on his scalp.
  • 7.3
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    Racist Dawg
    episode S7.E20 may 2003
    Hank is accused of being a racist when Ladybird barks at a black repairman.
  • 7.5
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    Witches of East Arlen
    episode S7.E23 may 2003
    Hank is horrified when Bobby joins a group of "witches" who want the boy to drink dog's blood during one of their ceremonies.
  • 7.6
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    Patch Boomhauer
    episode S8.E1 november 2003
    Tensions run high when Boomhauer's brother, Patch, proposes to Boomhauer's old flame. As the wedding is planned, Boomhauer soon discovers that Patch is behaving like a sleazy pervert on the side.
  • 7.6
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    Reborn to Be Wild
    episode S8.E2 november 2003
    Hank reacts with horror when Bobby's Bible study group turns out to be populated with Christian skate punks who wear tattoos and dress like rockers; Dale and his friends form a Last Supper club.
  • 6.7
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    Flirting with the Master
    episode S8.E5 november 2003
    A dashing Mexican television star asks Peggy to spend two weeks south of the border to tutor his children, but Peggy gets the feeling that the actor wants to have an affair with her.
  • 7.5
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    After the Mold Rush
    episode S8.E6 december 2003
    Hank enters his house in Arlen's parade of homes showcase, but when the hill house tests positive for mold, Hank and his family must relocate to a seedy hotel.
  • 7.6
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    Rich Hank, Poor Hank
    episode S8.E8 january 2004
    When Bobby mistakenly believes that his parents are rich, he steals Hank's credit card and goes on a shopping spree.
  • 7.4
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    Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill
    episode S8.E9 january 2004
    Hank commissions Peggy to create some artwork to satisfy the local zoning board after they approve a Strickland Propane expansion, but Peggy is humiliated when an art dealer promotes her as an illiterate hillbilly.
  • 7.8
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    My Hair Lady
    episode S8.E11 february 2004
    Bill pretends to be a homosexual to get a job at a trendy beauty salon.
  • 7.5
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    Phish and Wildlife
    episode S8.E12 february 2004
    Hank and his friends take Bobby on an "eat only what you catch" camping trip, only to discover that the park has been overrun by hippies.
  • 7
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    Cheer Factor
    episode S8.E13 march 2004
    Peggy takes over as coach of the cheerleading squad, and switches the girls from elaborate dance routines to violent spectacle.
  • 7.3
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    Dale Be Not Proud
    episode S8.E14 march 2004
    When racecar driver John Force needs a kidney transplant, Dale turns out to be a perfect match; and Peggy helps Bobby win over his classmates when he reads announcements over the school's intercom system.
  • 7.4
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    Après Hank, le Deluge
    episode S8.E15 february 2004
    Arlen is hit with rains and flash floods. Bill finds himself put in charge of the shelter at Tom Landry Middle School, and instantly becomes mad with power and authority.
  • 7
    /10

    How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
    episode S8.E17 april 2004
    Hank reacts with disbelief when he realizes Bobby's history textbook contains almost nothing on the Alamo; and Peggy photographs a Flat Stanley doll to help teach kids about geography and safety issues.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
    episode S8.E18 april 2004
    Luanne joins forces with Hank to protest a propane ban at the Texas State Fairground grill-off; and Peggy goes to extreme lengths to gain access to a laundry room where an infamous murder took place.
  • 7.7
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    Stressed for Success
    episode S8.E19 may 2004
    Bobby joins the school's academic team, where he specializes in pop culture, but the stress proves too much for him to handle.
  • 8
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    Hank's Back
    episode S8.E20 may 2004
    Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; and Peggy bags groceries at a mom-and-pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
  • 7.8
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    The Redneck on Rainey Street
    episode S8.E21 may 2004
    After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
  • 7.5
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    Talking Shop
    episode S8.E22 may 2004
    Bobby infuriates Hank by training as a student counsellor, then upsets Connie by breaking the rules and dating one of his own clients - only to be stalked by a girl he's just advised to break up with her boyfriend.
  • 7.5
    /10

    A Rover Runs Through It
    episode S9.E1 november 2004
    The Hills travel to Montana where Peggy attempts to make amends with her estranged rancher mother; Meanwhile, Hank clashes with the locals and Henry Winkler.
  • 7.1
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    Death Buys a Timeshare
    episode S9.E3 january 2005
    Hank accompanies Cotton and Bill to Mexico to keep them from buying into a timeshare; and Peggy, Dale, and Bobby sneak into swimming pools during a heat wave.
  • 7.5
    /10

    Yard, She Blows!
    episode S9.E4 january 2005
    Peggy tries to spruce up the front yard by purchasing a lawn gnome, much to Hank's horror.
  • 7.2
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    Care-Takin' Care of Business
    episode S9.E9 march 2005
    Hank and his friends tend to the grass on a football field to keep the groundskeeper from being fired; and Luanne falls for Lucky's new rims.
  • 7.1
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    Redcorn Gambles with His Future
    episode S9.E11 april 2005
    John Redcorn opens a gambling casino on his land.
  • 7.6
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    Smoking and the Bandit
    episode S9.E12 april 2005
    Dale poses as The Smoking Bandit, a masked marauder who goes around to several Arlen businesses violating their anti-smoking regulations.
  • 7.4
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    Gone with the Windstorm
    episode S9.E13 may 2005
    When the station manager hires a new weatherman to replace Nancy after she blows an important forecast, Peggy convinces Nancy that covering a dangerous wildfire is the only way to win back her job.
  • 7.6
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    It Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Neighbor Sings
    episode S9.E15 may 2005
    Bill believes he has found acceptance when he joins a glee club.
  • 7.8
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    Hank's on Board
    episode S10.E1 september 2005
    Hank prevails on Dale and Boomhauer to invite Bill and himself on their annual fishing trip.
  • 7.3
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    Bill's House
    episode S10.E3 november 2005
    When Bill goes to volunteer at a halfway house, he winds up housing a group of recovering alcoholics at his own home.
  • 7.2
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    A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown
    episode S10.E5 december 2005
    Bobby impresses no one but his teacher when he learns Commedia Dell'Arte.
  • 6.9
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    You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)
    episode S10.E7 january 2006
    Hank's league champion softball team challenges an undefeated comedic barnstorming team.
  • 7.6
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    Business Is Picking Up
    episode S10.E8 march 2006
    Bobby participates in a "job shadow" program, where he's wowed by an entrepreneur who makes a living picking up after dogs.
  • 7.2
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    Church Hopping
    episode S10.E11 april 2006
    After having a falling out with Reverend Stroup, Hank leaves Arlen First Methodist and joins a Mega-Church... only to be overwhelmed by its nonstop demands on his free time.
  • 7
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    24 Hour Propane People
    episode S10.E12 april 2006
    After swearing off his favorite strip club, Strickland refashions the propane business using an ice-cream parlor as his inspiration; and Peggy uses her press credentials to obtain free things.
  • 7.5
    /10

    Hank's Bully
    episode S10.E14 may 2006
    Hank's new neighbors' son won't stop harassing him, and his parents refuse to do anything about it. So he takes matters into his own hands, which gets him in trouble with the police.
  • 7.3
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    Edu-macating Lucky
    episode S10.E15 may 2006
    Lucky, Luanne's good-for-nothing boyfriend, won't marry her until he passes his ged test; when he asks Peggy to tutor him, she schemes to end their relationship by teaching him all the wrong answers.
  • 7.8
    /10

    The Peggy Horror Picture Show
    episode S11.E1 january 2007
    Peggy becomes friends with a local drag queen. But Peggy doesn't know that her friend's really a man, and her friend doesn't realize that Peggy's a real woman.
  • 7.2
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    Serpunt
    episode S11.E2 february 2007
    The Hills create a snake scare when a large python is released into the sewer system, and a couple of greedy city contractors try to take advantage of the situation.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Blood and Sauce
    episode S11.E3 february 2007
    Bill discovers that he and his cousin are the end of the Dautrieve family line, so he tries to find a way to preserve his family legacy.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Hank Gets Dusted
    episode S11.E5 april 2007
    Hank's cousin, ZZ Top's Dusty Hill, comes to Arlen and makes Hank the butt of all his jokes for his new reality television program.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies
    episode S11.E11 may 2007
    Bill unwisely allows some crazed muscle-bound male bodybuilders to use the neighborhood's exercise equipment if in exchange they help him get in shape.
  • 7.3
    /10

    Lucky's Wedding Suit
    episode S11.E12 may 2007
    Lucky needs money to throw Luanne the extravagant wedding of her dreams. When he's injured in a fall from Dale's basement steps, a corrupt lawyer encourages Lucky to get litigious towards anybody with money who could possibly be blamed.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Bobby Rae
    episode S12.E2 september 2007
    Bobby protests against commercialism at Tom Landry Middle School when he discovers that a cute girl is suddenly interested in him because of it.
  • 7.4
    /10

    Four Wave Intersection
    episode S12.E4 october 2007
    Bobby, Joseph, and Connie are harassed at a water park by a group of bullies, and only Boomhauer can save them. Meanwhile, Bill becomes a minor local celebrity after he starts waving at drivers from the side of the road.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Death Picks Cotton
    episode S12.E5 november 2007
    Cotton is dying, but both he and Hank are having trouble coming to terms with it--and each other.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Raise the Steaks
    episode S12.E6 november 2007
    Hank joins a co-op store because the steaks they sell are the best in town. However, he is forced to take extreme measures to get organic steaks when Mega-Lo-Mart buys out the store.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Tears of an Inflatable Clown
    episode S12.E7 november 2007
    Bobby is in charge of putting together a carnival at Tom Landry Middle School, but a school-appointed diversity counselor takes all of the fun out of it.
  • 7.4
    /10

    The Minh Who Knew Too Much
    episode S12.E8 december 2007
    Minh joins Dale's gun club to learn how to shoot skeet. Hank investigates who is putting their garbage in his garbage can.
  • 7
    /10

    Dream Weaver
    episode S12.E9 december 2007
    Hank reluctantly joins Dale on a "vocation vacation," where Dale will learn basket weaving. However, problems arise when Dale is completely incompetent and Hank becomes the teacher's pet.
  • 7
    /10

    Doggone Crazy
    episode S12.E10 january 2008
    Ladybird begins acting erratically during thunderstorms, and Hank must resort to consulting a "dog spiritualist" or risk losing her to Animal Control.
  • 7.4
    /10

    Trans-Fascism
    episode S12.E11 february 2008
    Hank helps Buck Strickland and Sugarfoot's find a way to get around the Arlen City Council's new ban on trans fats.
  • 7.5
    /10

    The Accidental Terrorist
    episode S12.E13 march 2008
    Hank seeks revenge when he finds out that his car salesman has been taking advantage of him for 20 years, but he gets in trouble when his plan gets out of hand.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Behind Closed Doors
    episode S12.E15 march 2008
    Peggy makes drastic changes around the home after a pop family therapist has her convinced that their family is having intimacy problems, which only pushes Hank and Bobby further away from her.
  • 7
    /10

    Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
    episode S12.E16 march 2008
    Kahn uses karaoke to boost his self confidence and to help cope with his domineering father-in-law's latest visit.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Six Characters in Search of a House
    episode S12.E17 april 2008
    Peggy hires actors and writes a script to help her open house for a home she can't sell. But instead of selling the house in question, she gets carried away and winds up selling her own house during the dress rehearsal.
  • 6.6
    /10

    The Courtship of Joseph's Father
    episode S12.E18 april 2008
    A private academy bribes Dale into enrolling Joseph to play quarterback, but he soon learns that his family doesn't fit in because they're not rich.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Strangeness on a Train
    episode S12.E19 april 2008
    When Peggy's birthday celebrations promise to disappoint her once again, she decides to plan her own party aboard a train that features a murder-mystery play.
  • 7.3
    /10

    Cops and Robert
    episode S12.E20 may 2008
    Hank accidentally drives a mild-mannered man over the edge when he takes the man's wallet from him, incorrectly assuming that the man had just stolen his.
  • 7.4
    /10

    Dia-BILL-ic Shock
    episode S13.E1 september 2008
    Bill begins acting like a paraplegic after his doctor diagnoses him with diabetes and tells him to get a wheelchair.
  • 7.3
    /10

    No Bobby Left Behind
    episode S13.E5 november 2008
    Tom Landry Middle School labels Bobby and some of his other lazy classmates as "special needs" students so that they don't have to take and fail the standardized test and lower the school's numbers.
  • 7
    /10

    A Bill Full of Dollars
    episode S13.E6 november 2008
    By observing Bill as an average consumer, Peggy, Dale, and Minh make a fortune in the stock market. But when Bill learns that he is being watched, the gravy train comes to an abrupt halt.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Lucky See, Monkey Do
    episode S13.E8 february 2009
    As LuAnn prepares to have her baby, Peggy and Lucky's sister fight over how the baby should be delivered and raised. Meanwhile, Bill falls for the woman who greets him at the fast food drive-thru window.
  • 7.3
    /10

    What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Con
    episode S13.E9 february 2009
    Hank goes to the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis to introduce Buck for an award, but he makes an ass of himself after Buck finds out that he has a illegitimate son in the propane business.
  • 7.3
    /10

    Bwah My Nose
    episode S13.E11 march 2009
    Hank breaks his nose practicing for a state championship flag football rematch. But when he gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon, it's so perfect that he doesn't want to play in the game and risk ruining it.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Uncool Customer
    episode S13.E12 march 2009
    Peggy and Bobby try to impress a trendy mother and daughter that they meet in Bobby's cotillion class, while Hank finds a good new restaurant but hates the seating arrangements.
  • 7
    /10

    Nancy Does Dallas
    episode S13.E13 march 2009
    Nancy gets a job as an anchor at a Dallas television station, but will Dale be able to survive in Arlen without her?
  • 7
    /10

    Bad News Bill
    episode S13.E16 may 2009
    Hank is ostracized for his lack of positive support for Bobby in the South Arlen youth baseball league.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Manger Baby Einstein
    episode S13.E17 may 2009
    Luanne, Peggy and John Redcorn try to establish Luanne's "Manger Babies" puppetry as a paid career. Meanwhile, Dale writes a self-published book, and Luanne steals it in desperation for new ideas.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Uh-Oh Canada
    episode S13.E18 may 2009
    Everybody on Rainey Street is put off by the Canadian family that moves into Boomhauer's house for the summer.
  • 8.5
    /10

    To Sirloin with Love
    episode S13.E20 september 2009
    Hank is thankful to have something in common with Bobby after his knowledge of beef earns him a spot on a college team bound for the state championships.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Bill Gathers Moss
    episode S13.E22 may 2010
    To relieve his loneliness, Bill takes in some roommates. They include a former pin up girl, a Russian who deals in high-end fashion knockoffs and Principal Moss.
  • 7
    /10

    When Joseph Met Lori and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet
    episode S13.E23 may 2010
    Dale attempts to give Joseph the "sex talk" but fails to, and takes a test claiming he has "dementia" leading to him joining a mental home, but then realizes he has to get out before Joseph and Lori go "all the way".