When Paulie The Papparrazzo gets a shot of Hannah and Jackson together, the world thinks Jackson is "Hannah's" new boyfriend.

Miley gets picked on by the new girl who's nickname is The Cracker. Jackson and Robbie Stewart have their fishing trip snowed out and have to stay in a bug infested hotel. Roxy goes undercover as a new bully to try and put The Crackers terror to an end. Jackson and Robbie get stuck with the hotel manager and his ventriloquist dummy. Roxy gives Miley a new wardrobe so she can protect her at all times. Miley gets made into a salad before Lily can get the Principal. We find out why The Cracker is so mean because her real name is Henrietta Laverne. Jackson steals Miley's wig when he gets home so the ventriloquist dummy can be a little pop star.

Hannah gets a perfume line but hates it. She hates it because it's made of raspberries and she feels sick when she smells raspberries. But she either has to decide to not sell the product and not lie to her fans saying that she hates it, or to sell the product and lie to her fans saying that "she loves it". She goes on a t.v. show after she decides she is gonna sell the product, but then gets caught and says she hates it. She then finally decides not to sell it.