Detective Ted Johnson is a fictional character portrayed by Jim Swansburg in the TV series Trailer Park Boys.
They appear in 22 episodes out of a total of 105 aired
Episodes22
Who the Hell Invited These Idiots to My Wedding?
episode S1.E6 may 2001Lucy asks Julian to plan the wedding because she thinks Ricky is not up to it, but his plans cause the cops to show up and ruin the wedding.Give Peace a Chance
episode S5.E1 april 2005The boys return from a stint in jail to discover that Cory and Trevor have squandered all of the pot profits; Lahey's time in a mental institution seems to have done him some good.The Fuckin' Way She Goes
episode S5.E3 may 2005Julian, Ricky, and the boys hide 100 kilos of hash in plain sight. Something unexpected gets burned up due to a celebratory barbecue.Don't Cross the Shitline
episode S5.E6 may 2005J-Roc's porn filming leads to unexpected complications.Dressed All Over & Zesty Mordant
episode S5.E8 june 2005The boys prepare to ship hash in shopping carts, under Lahey's secret surveillance.The Shit Blizzard
episode S5.E10 june 2005Cyrus, Dennis, and Terry get released from jail and return to Sunnyvale to try to get their hash from the boys.The Way of the Road
episode S6.E1 april 2006Since out of jail Ricky starts making money in recyclables with Ray. Julian makes a lot of money in jail selling vodka, he uses this money to invest in real estate in the park. Ray has to find a new home when he gets evicted from Sunnyvale.The Cheeseburger Picnic
episode S6.E2 april 2006Randy puts on a Cheeseburger picnic to announce his 'no tolerance' policy towards outstanding lot fees. Ricky promises Julian that he wont ruin Randys picnic, however he finds other ways of disrupting Randys day.Where in the Fuck Is Oscar Goldman?
episode S6.E4 may 2006Bubbles starts getting some customers at Kitty Land. Trinity raises a chicken for her science project - Oscar Goldman. Ricky and Bubbles are left in charge, and the chicken escapes. The Boys have to find him before Trinity fails grade 6.Halloween 1977
episode S6.E5 may 2006Everyone in the park becomes uneasy about Randy. Randy stays true to his eviction policy - he now evicts J-Roc. Lahey finds illuminating evidence from old footage of the day he lost his badge - he seeks for reinstatement.Gimme My Fuckin Money or Randy's Dead
episode S6.E6 may 2006After Randy refuses to be a character witness at Laheys reinstatement hearing, Lahey turns to Bubbles - for his help Bubbles comes up with a peaceful price. Due to Rickys prank calls, Sam comes to the park to get what he is owed from Randy.I Fuckin' Miss Cory and Trevor
episode S7.E1 april 2007Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are stealing meat from a grocery store in an effort to make money. Julian however, inspired by the words of his 3rd grade teacher, decides to quit stealing and seek legal gainful employment, and gets a job delivering pizzas. The lack of manpower puts a cramp in Ricky's meat-stealing operation, and he begins to curse Corey and Trevor's absence. Sarah later tells the camera that Corey and Trevor are staying in a mental hospital to recover from the nervous breakdowns they suffered as a result of the constant abuse Ricky has visited upon them over the years. Ricky decides to steal a massive quantity of meat from a delicatessen, and hatches a plan that would have Bubbles hiding in the freezer until the store closes. The deli turns out to be open later than he remembers however, and Bubbles remains locked in the freezer for three hours. When the store closes, Ricky orders a pizza and when Julian arrives, the two abandon the plan to steal meat and rescue Bubbles from the freezer.I Banged Lucy and Knocked Her Up... No Big Deal
episode S7.E2 april 2007J-Roc has set up an in-park store selling luggage stolen from the airport - Julian and Lucy are involved. George and Ted start doing surveillance on them. Ricky has concerns about who the father of Lucys baby is - Lucy finally comes clean.Three Good Men Are Dead
episode S7.E3 april 2007George and Ted attack Lahey for not filing the warrants they got for the Boys. Randy and Phil catch them which forces George and Teds hand. Lahey recruits the Boys to help him take George and Ted down by staging a beating on Ray.The Jack Your Cock Furry Whore Slut
episode S11.E1 march 2017Bubbles and Ricky, along with the park residents, begin a new business venture. Julian and Snoop Dogg come back into the picture with a big proposal for them.The Walker Zombley
episode S11.E2 march 2017Jacob has a reaction to Ricky's dog 'Coolnow' and must find him a new home. Randy begins his "training" for the police academy. The boys conduct a dirty deal with local farmers.Darth Lahey
episode S11.E4 march 2017Bubbles and Julian get themselves into some greasy business with lobsters and farmers. Lahey reveals his big secret to Ricky. Randy receives some news concerning his application to the police academy.Flight of the Bumblecock
episode S11.E5 march 2017Bubbles and Julian get released from jail. The boys struggle to find money to retrieve Bubbles' impounded car. Lahey and Ricky share their news with the boys. Ricky shows the boys where he has stashed their "vegetables".Oh My Fuck Boys, We Killed Lahey & Randy
episode S11.E9 march 2017The boys hear news of Randy and Lahey having gone missing - they are arrested on suspicion of being involved. The boys have to get out to try and salvage their business venture with Snoop Dogg.The All You Can Eat Shit Buffet
episode S11.E10 march 2017The boys make a final effort to complete their deal with Snoop Dogg - Lahey and Randy continually attempt to oppose them at every turn.Chlamydia
episode S12.E1 march 2018Bubble's new brewing business is taking off, but things aren't going well for Julian and even worse for Ricky, who claims he has a big announcement.Happy Birthday Bubbles
episode S12.E5 march 2018The boys cause a panic in the park when a stunt they organize for Bubble's birthday goes a bit haywire. Julian puts his job in jeopardy.
- Who the Hell Invited These Idiots to My Wedding?
- Give Peace a Chance
- The Fuckin' Way She Goes
- Don't Cross the Shitline
- Dressed All Over & Zesty Mordant
- The Shit Blizzard
- The Way of the Road
- The Cheeseburger Picnic
- Where in the Fuck Is Oscar Goldman?
- Halloween 1977
- Gimme My Fuckin Money or Randy's Dead
- I Fuckin' Miss Cory and Trevor
- I Banged Lucy and Knocked Her Up... No Big Deal
- Three Good Men Are Dead
- The Jack Your Cock Furry Whore Slut
- The Walker Zombley
- Darth Lahey
- Flight of the Bumblecock
- Oh My Fuck Boys, We Killed Lahey & Randy
- The All You Can Eat Shit Buffet
- Chlamydia
- Happy Birthday Bubbles