Oakland A's general manager Billy Beane's successful attempt to assemble a baseball team on a lean budget by employing computer-generated analysis to acquire new players.

The Heffley family attends a party at a roller rink, where Greg Heffley reunites with his best friend List of Diary of a Wimpy Kid characters#Rowley Jefferson, meets a new girl at school named List of Diary of a Wimpy Kid characters#Holly Elizabeth Hills who Greg instantly has a crush on, and reveals he passed on the Cheese Touch. During the party, his older brother List of Diary of a Wimpy Kid characters#Rodrick Heffley advises Greg to ask Holly to skate with him when Couples Skate begins and then interferes with Couples Skate by persuading a crowd of hooligans to enter the rink, along with replacing "Always (Atlantic Starr song)" by Atlantic Starr with a heavy metal music song. This prompts Greg's parents, List of Diary of a Wimpy Kid characters#Frank Heffley and List of Diary of a Wimpy Kid characters#Susan Heffley (who misunderstand this) to speak to Greg on the rink's public address system and then carry him off the rink. Greg, extremely angry with Rodrick for humiliating him, tries to tackle him, but he misses and in turn, lands in a little girl's birthday cake. She and her friends then furiously proceed to beat up Greg as the intro starts.