Walden Schmidt is a fictional character portrayed by Ashton Kutcher in the TV series Two and a Half Men.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (season 9), they were 33 years old.
They appear in 84 episodes out of a total of 261 aired and have accumulated 64931 positive votes.
The character of Walden Schmidt is mainly associated with Alan Harper, Jake Harper and Berta.
Episodes84
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
episode S9.E1 september 2011After the death of Charlie Harper, Alan faces the reality of moving out of his brother's beach house - until he meets a depressed Internet billionaire whose wife just left him.
People Who Love Peepholes
episode S9.E2 september 2011Walden buys Charlie's house and hires Berta as his live-in housekeeper, forcing Alan to move back in with his mom. However, Alan sees an opportunity to come back when Walden asks for advice about getting his wife back.
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
episode S9.E3 october 2011While preparing for a romantic dinner with his wife, Walden accidentally talks Jake into dropping out of school.
Nine Magic Fingers
episode S9.E4 october 2011Alan begins working on getting Lyndsey back, but his days at Walden's place may be numbered after Walden hooks up with Charlie's gold-digger ex girlfriend, Courtney.
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
episode S9.E5 october 2011Lyndsey dumps Alan after he agrees to be completely honest about his past, and a stoned Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing him a party.
The Squat and the Hover
episode S9.E6 october 2011Alan convinces Walden to see Charlie's old shrink after he gets his divorce papers from Bridget, but his spirits are soon lifted after he meets a lesbian who looks like her.
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
episode S9.E7 october 2011Walden hires Evelyn as his interior decorator, but Alan is convinced that she just wants to take advantage of him sexually. Meanwhile, Alan inherits Charlie's journal, and Jake has a crush on his tutor, but she has a crush on Walden.
Thank You for the Intercourse
episode S9.E8 november 2011Still emotional after Charlie's death and jealous over Walden's ability to pick up hot single women, Alan takes a break from reality and channels his inner Charlie.
Frodo's Headshots
episode S9.E9 november 2011Upon his return from the "stress clinic," Alan finds out that Jake got his girlfriend pregnant, Walden and Lyndsey are sleeping together, and he has to move out immediately.
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
episode S9.E10 november 2011After Jake talks Walden into asking out a woman he meets at a supermarket, Alan considers hocking Walden's incredibly expensive wedding ring to get out of debt.
What a Lovely Landing Strip
episode S9.E11 december 2011Just as Walden appears ready to pursue a new relationship with Zoe, Bridget returns and says that she wants him back.
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
episode S9.E12 december 2011Walden's mother arrives for Christmas and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about a brother from Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
episode S9.E13 january 2012When Bridget and Walden's mother try to take control of Walden's company, Walden puts Alan on the board. But can he be trusted once Walden's mother gets to him?
A Possum on Chemo
episode S9.E14 january 2012While Zoe pressures Walden into shaving and cutting his hair, Alan discovers that Lyndsey is dating a younger man.
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
episode S9.E15 february 2012Walden looks for ways to spice up his lackluster love life with Zoey, including a batch of Berta's "special" brownies.
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
episode S9.E16 february 2012Alan and Walden are stuck at home with their feuding girlfriends on Valentine's Day because of a torrential storm.
Not in My Mouth!
episode S9.E17 february 2012When Zoey doesn't return his "I love you," Walden retaliates by immediately picking up on another woman.
The War Against Gingivitis
episode S9.E18 february 2012Walden's estranged ex-business partner comes to him with a billion-dollar business idea, and another secret or two.
Palmdale, Ech
episode S9.E19 march 2012Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to each other, while Walden spends the night hanging out with Jake and Eldrige since Zoey is still out of town.
Grandma's Pie
episode S9.E20 april 2012Zoe is upset when she finds out that Bridget is a business partner in Walden's latest venture, while Alan and Lyndsey have an awkward dinner with their moms, who are now lovers and are planning to move in together.
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
episode S9.E21 april 2012Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.
Why We Gave Up Women
episode S9.E22 april 2012Charlie's spirit returns from Hell in the form of a middle aged woman to tell Alan to make some changes to his life after his heart attack.
The Straw in My Donut Hole
episode S9.E23 may 2012Alan decides to take advantage of the guilt felt by his family and Walden after his heart attack, but Zoe knows that he's just milking it and sets out to prove it.
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
episode S9.E24 may 2012Jake and Eldridge make an important decision about their future after they graduate from high school and get fired from their jobs at Walden's new company.
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
episode S10.E1 september 2012Walden weighs his options after his elaborate marriage proposal featuring fireworks and Michael Bolton fails.
A Big Bag of Dog
episode S10.E2 october 2012While Alan becomes obsessed with off-brand teeth whitening, Walden begins to crack up over his breakup with Zoe.
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
episode S10.E3 october 2012Alan agrees to Lyndsey's idea of having a threesome with Walden, but Walden can't follow through because he's still in love with Zoey.
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
episode S10.E4 october 2012Walden is conflicted when a friend's hot daughter comes to visit, but the problem solves itself when Jake arrives for a surprise visit.
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
episode S10.E5 october 2012After a series of bad double date setups with Alan and Lyndsey, Walden meets a new woman--Charlie's ex, Rose.
Ferrets, Attack!
episode S10.E6 november 2012Just as Walden considers making a big move in his relationship with Rose, Zoey re-enters the picture and asks him to take her back.
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
episode S10.E7 november 2012Jake goes AWOL from the Army to spend another weekend with Missi, and Walden hires an actress to play the role of his girlfriend.
Something My Gynecologist Said
episode S10.E8 november 2012Alan loses Lyndsey over his refusal to make a long-term commitment, while Walden becomes a "boy toy" for a rich older woman who has no idea that he's a billionaire.
I Scream When I Pee
episode S10.E9 november 2012Alan's second ex-wife, Kandi, could spoil Alan's new long-term relationship with Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Walden tries to celebrate Berta's birthday.
One Nut Johnson
episode S10.E10 december 2012Walden creates an "Everyman" persona and finds a woman who isn't interested in him because of his money.
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
episode S10.E11 december 2012While Walden takes a job as a Christmas tree salesman as part of his ruse, he gets a billion dollar business proposal from Mark Zuckerberg. Meanwhile, Alan finds himself completely alone at the beach house for the holidays.
Welcome to Alancrest
episode S10.E12 january 2013While Walden's health and other bedroom issues begin to suffer as a result of living a lie, he gives Alan 100,000 dollars to "invest" in Kate's fashion line.
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
episode S10.E13 january 2013Walden and Alan fly to New York City so that Walden can finally reveal his true identity to Kate.
Run, Steven Staven! Run!
episode S10.E14 january 2013Alan, Walden, Billy, and Herb spend the night out together commiserating over their exes after Lyndsey dumps Alan one more time.
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
episode S10.E15 february 2013Alan is alarmed when he discovers that Jake's new girlfriend is almost twice his age, has three children, and owns a tattoo parlor.
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
episode S10.E16 february 2013Walden is delighted when Kate flies to LA and asks an appointment on Valentine's Day. Alas, she only wants friendship, still prefers 'Sam' and now has just a busy calendar as Walden, so no next date can be booked. For once, Alan decides to 'spoil' Lyndsey on Valentine's Day by booking a hotel suite he can't really afford. But pubic grooming on himself goes so bad she has to drive him to hospital instead. Rose is unsuspecting Kate's new business partner, who lures her to China.
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
episode S10.E17 february 2013Walden goes to a mixer to find a woman but runs into his ex-wife Bridget instead.
The 9:04 from Pemberton
episode S10.E18 march 2013After Alan and Walden fight over a toaster, Alan moves out and goes back to his old house to live with Herb.
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
episode S10.E19 march 2013Alan and Walden take Herb out to take his mind off of his troubles, but his partying quickly spirals out of control.
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
episode S10.E20 april 2013Tammy comes after Jake after he cheats on her with her 18 year old daughter.
Another Night with Neil Diamond
episode S10.E21 april 2013Alan is crushed when Lyndsey dumps him and immediately starts dating a new man, and Walden is crushed because he is now completely stuck with Alan--again.
My Bodacious Vidalia
episode S10.E22 may 2013Walden treats Alan to an image makeover, and he attracts a married woman with a much older husband who cannot satisfy her in bed.
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
episode S10.E23 may 2013Walden dates a sexy young woman, but is actually more interested in her grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake take a final road trip together before Jake leaves for Japan.
Nangnangnangnang
episode S11.E1 september 2013Walden is forced to deal with two freeloading Harpers when Charlie's daughter that nobody knew he had arrives at the beach house.
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
episode S11.E2 october 2013Charlie's daughter Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her 91 1/2 year old boyfriend, and Lyndsey cheats on her new boyfriend with Alan.
This Unblessed Biscuit
episode S11.E3 october 2013Berta is injured on the job, and after getting in an argument with Walden over retirement, she decides to quit.
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
episode S11.E4 october 2013Walden makes a big mistake while partying with Jenny and her friends, and Alan has to make a big sacrifice to keep up appearances with Lyndsey.
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
episode S11.E5 october 2013Alan's jealousy over being the "other man" causes him to spy on Lyndsey's boyfriend, and Walden tries to get Jenny started with acting lessons.
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
episode S11.E6 november 2013Alan begs Walden to set him up with an old family friend, "Wonder Woman" TV star Lynda Carter.
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
episode S11.E7 november 2013Alan and Walden hook up with a pair of theme park princesses until Lyndsey's jealousy of Alan's new flame ruins everything.
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
episode S11.E8 november 2013A private investigator tells Lyndsey's boyfriend that she is cheating on him with Walden, and Rose tries to help keep Walden out of danger.
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
episode S11.E9 december 2013Walden has a date with an injury-prone model, and Alan sleeps with a woman who then reveals that she used to be a man.
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
episode S11.E10 december 2013Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a woman who is blowing her off, and Alan is propositioned by his new girlfriend's ex.
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
episode S11.E11 january 2014Walden is hired by a former employee he fired to write code for a new project, and Alan suffers an unfortunate tick bite while hiking with Jenny and her girlfriend.
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
episode S11.E12 january 2014Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date, while Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project, so that she will have the time to date him.
Bite Me, Supreme Court
episode S11.E13 january 2014Marty proposes to Evelyn, and she accepts. But after Alan and Walden throw Marty a bachelor party, he abruptly calls off the wedding.
Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
episode S11.E14 february 2014After Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn't tell him, he makes a big decision. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
episode S11.E15 february 2014Alan turns to Judith for comfort after Lyndsey accepts Larry's marriage proposal, and Jenny is worried that Brooke is blowing her off.
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
episode S11.E16 march 2014Alan takes an interest in Larry's sister after "Jeff Strongman" agrees to be his best man, and Walden is concerned about his relationship with Nicole.
Welcome Home, Jake
episode S11.E17 march 2014Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Walden finds it difficult with telling Barry to find his own place.
West Side Story
episode S11.E18 april 2014Walden's reunion with his ex-girlfriend Kate does not go as planned, and Alan takes Gretchen over to "his apartment."
Lan mao shi zai wuding shang
episode S11.E19 april 2014Just as Walden is considering proposing to Kate, he falls for a random stranger who arrives at his beach house. Meanwhile, Gretchen discovers that Alan's "Jeff Strongman" persona is a lie.
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
episode S11.E20 april 2014Walden's therapist tells him to have plenty of random casual sex to help get over falling in love too quickly, and Alan's new business venture provides him with the perfect opportunity.
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
episode S11.E21 may 2014Walden goes to Colorado with Jenny and Barry after he finds his first car. Meanwhile, Alan loses Gretchen after he considers telling Larry the truth about "Jeff Strongman."
Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
episode S11.E22 may 2014When Alan and Gretchen get engaged and Larry calls off the wedding, Lyndsey goes off the deep end. Meanwhile, Walden creates a smart-aleck robot.
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
episode S12.E1 october 2014When Walden has a health scare on Halloween, he tries to re-prioritize his life with the help of Alan.
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
episode S12.E2 november 2014Alan has second thoughts about getting married when Walden has him sign a prenup.
Glamping in a Yurt
episode S12.E3 november 2014Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker. However, Lyndsey returns from rehab and makes their plans more difficult.
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
episode S12.E4 november 2014After the social worker signs off on them, a prospective birth mother visits Walden and Alan.
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
episode S12.E5 november 2014Walden looks after a foster child named Louis,but they don't bond the way he hoped they would.
Alan Shot a Little Girl
episode S12.E6 december 2014Much to Walden's frustration, Louis successfully manipulates Alan, who cannot resist the opportunity to finally get to become the cool parent.
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
episode S12.E7 december 2014Walden and Alan befriend a group of sexy single moms while taking Louis out to play, which makes it even more difficult to keep up their charade.
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
episode S12.E8 december 2014Walden hopes to create the perfect Christmas experience for Louis, who has lost his faith in Christmas. But Santa, Alan's mom Evelyn, and Alan's cheapness threaten to ruin everything.
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
episode S12.E9 january 2015Walden and Laurel set up a playdate for their kids so they can pick up where they left off the last time they got together. Meanwhile, Herb asks Alan if he can ask Lyndsey out.
Here I Come, Pants!
episode S12.E10 january 2015When Ms. McMartin discovers that Walden and Alan are pretending to be gay, she threatens to take Louis away. However, Alan has a plan to help her change her mind.
For Whom the Booty Calls
episode S12.E11 january 2015When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he discovers that it is a nice getaway from Alan.
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
episode S12.E12 january 2015Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker.
Boompa Loved His Hookers
episode S12.E13 february 2015Walden discovers that Ms. McMartin is crazy and needy after they hook up, but he doesn't want to break up with her and mess up the adoption. Meanwhile, Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her.
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
episode S12.E14 february 2015When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift. Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lindsay.
Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2
episode S12.E15 february 2015Alan begins to suspect that Charlie is still alive, which is confirmed when he receives a threatening package and Rose tells the truth.
- Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
- People Who Love Peepholes
- Big Girls Don't Throw Food
- Nine Magic Fingers
- A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
- The Squat and the Hover
- Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
- Thank You for the Intercourse
- Frodo's Headshots
- A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
- What a Lovely Landing Strip
- One False Move, Zimbabwe!
- Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
- A Possum on Chemo
- The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
- Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
- Not in My Mouth!
- The War Against Gingivitis
- Palmdale, Ech
- Grandma's Pie
- Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
- Why We Gave Up Women
- The Straw in My Donut Hole
- Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
- I Changed My Mind About the Milk
- A Big Bag of Dog
- Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
- You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
- That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
- Ferrets, Attack!
- Avoid the Chinese Mustard
- Something My Gynecologist Said
- I Scream When I Pee
- One Nut Johnson
- Give Santa a Tail-Hole
- Welcome to Alancrest
- Grab a Feather and Get in Line
- Run, Steven Staven! Run!
- Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
- Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
- Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
- The 9:04 from Pemberton
- Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
- Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
- Another Night with Neil Diamond
- My Bodacious Vidalia
- Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
- Nangnangnangnang
- I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
- This Unblessed Biscuit
- Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
- Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
- Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
- Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
- Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
- Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
- On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
- Tazed in the Lady Nuts
- Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
- Bite Me, Supreme Court
- Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
- Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
- How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
- Welcome Home, Jake
- West Side Story
- Lan mao shi zai wuding shang
- Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
- Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
- Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
- The Ol' Mexican Spinach
- A Chic Bar in Ibiza
- Glamping in a Yurt
- Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
- Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
- Alan Shot a Little Girl
- Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
- Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
- Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
- Here I Come, Pants!
- For Whom the Booty Calls
- A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
- Boompa Loved His Hookers
- Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
- Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2
Best moments10
- While Walden takes a job as a Christmas tree salesman as part of his ruse, he gets a billion dollar business proposal from Mark Zuckerberg. Meanwhile, Alan finds himself completely alone at the beach house for the holidays.
- Walden's mother arrives for Christmas and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about a brother from Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
- While Alan becomes obsessed with off-brand teeth whitening, Walden begins to crack up over his breakup with Zoe.
- Walden goes to a mixer to find a woman but runs into his ex-wife Bridget instead.
- Walden creates an "Everyman" persona and finds a woman who isn't interested in him because of his money.
- Walden looks for ways to spice up his lackluster love life with Zoey, including a batch of Berta's "special" brownies.
- Just as Walden is considering proposing to Kate, he falls for a random stranger who arrives at his beach house. Meanwhile, Gretchen discovers that Alan's "Jeff Strongman" persona is a lie.
- After Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn't tell him, he makes a big decision. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.
- Marty proposes to Evelyn, and she accepts. But after Alan and Walden throw Marty a bachelor party, he abruptly calls off the wedding.
- Alan loses Lyndsey over his refusal to make a long-term commitment, while Walden becomes a "boy toy" for a rich older woman who has no idea that he's a billionaire.
- Give Santa a Tail-Hole
- One False Move, Zimbabwe!
- A Big Bag of Dog
- Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
- One Nut Johnson
- The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
- Lan mao shi zai wuding shang
- Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
- Bite Me, Supreme Court
- Something My Gynecologist Said