Two and a Half Men

7.1
/10
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  • romance
  • family relationships
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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
  • 25min
  • Seasons: 12
  • Episodes: 261
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Two and a Half Men

season 7

serie United States 2003 - 2015

Episode rating

Season 7
8.1
E1
7.8
E2
7.6
E3
7.6
E4
7.6
E5
7.9
E6
7.9
E7
8.5
E8
7.8
E9
7.9
E10
7.9
E11
7.8
E12
7.8
E13
7.5
E14
7.5
E15
7.6
E16
7.4
E17
8.2
E18
7.7
E19
7.6
E20
8.0
E21
7.8
E22

Cast of season 7

In order of relevance in the season

Episodes of season 722

  • 8.1
    /10

    818-jklpuzo
    episode S7.E1 september 2009
    Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancée Mia launch her music career, but does he still have feelings for her? And what if she's a terrible singer? Meanwhile, Alan wants Charlie to let Melissa move in with him.
  • 7.8
    /10

    Whipped Unto the Third Generation
    episode S7.E2 september 2009
    When Charlie's fiancée Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend Melissa move in, the girls take over the house.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Mmm, Fish. Yum.
    episode S7.E3 october 2009
    Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby when Judith's mom falls off the wagon, and Jake tries to blackmail Charlie when he runs over Chelsea's cat.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
    episode S7.E4 october 2009
    Alan takes a job with his mom so that he can move out and have alone time with Melissa, and Chelsea is upset about the way that Jake is treating her.
  • 7.6
    /10

    For the Sake of the Child
    episode S7.E5 october 2009
    Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public, so Alan tries to convince Charlie to work together to settle their differences and stop fighting with each other.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Give Me Your Thumb
    episode S7.E6 november 2009
    Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Untainted by Filth
    episode S7.E7 november 2009
    After Charlie and Chelsea set their wedding date, Charlie and Alan go out and get drunk and wake up in bed together with a strange woman.
  • 8.5
    /10

    Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
    episode S7.E8 november 2009
    Charlie invites Chelsea's sexy friend to stay at his place while she gets over a breakup, secretly hoping that he will get a chance to have kinky three-way sex.
  • 7.8
    /10

    Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
    episode S7.E9 november 2009
    Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.
  • 7.9
    /10

    That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'
    episode S7.E10 december 2009
    Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Warning, It's Dirty
    episode S7.E11 december 2009
    Against Alan's wishes, Charlie encourages Jake to hook up with a pretty girl he met on the beach since Jake's girlfriend is out of town for Christmas.
  • 7.8
    /10

    Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
    episode S7.E12 january 2010
    Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.
  • 7.8
    /10

    Yay, No Polyps
    episode S7.E13 january 2010
    Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, only to return home and find them in his living room.
  • 7.5
    /10

    Crude and Uncalled For
    episode S7.E14 february 2010
    Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.
  • 7.5
    /10

    Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
    episode S7.E15 february 2010
    When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person. But will he be able to pull it off?
  • 7.6
    /10

    Tinkle Like a Princess
    episode S7.E16 march 2010
    Charlie reacts to his breakup with Chelsea by taking the first woman that he sees and marrying her in Las Vegas.
  • 7.4
    /10

    I Found Your Moustache
    episode S7.E17 march 2010
    Charlie and Chelsea get back together for one night, which leaves Charlie mistakenly believing that they are back for good.
  • 8.2
    /10

    Ixnay on the Oggie Day
    episode S7.E18 march 2010
    Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friend, which could cause problems when Chelsea wants to get back together. Meanwhile, Alan is paid handsomely by a chiropractic patient who wants a different kind of adjustment.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
    episode S7.E19 april 2010
    Alan dates the mom of one of Jake's friends instead of telling her that her son and Jake went out drinking, but Charlie surprisingly does not approve of his actions.
  • 7.6
    /10

    I Called Him Magoo
    episode S7.E20 may 2010
    Alan's plan for a romantic overnight getaway with his girlfriend hits an unexpected snag, while Charlie has an unusual request for his overnight companion.
  • 8
    /10

    Gumby with a Pokey
    episode S7.E21 may 2010
    While Alan and Jake go to Sacramento to pick up a grandfather clock, Charlie gets a prescription for medical marijuana to help him sleep and forget about Chelsea.
  • 7.8
    /10

    This Is Not Gonna End Well
    episode S7.E22 may 2010
    Jake becomes Charlie's driver after Charlie has his license suspended, and to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party.