5.9
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Self - Contestant is a fictional character portrayed by John Kearns in the TV series Taskmaster.
They appear in 10 episodes out of a total of 152 aired so far and have accumulated 726 positive votes.
Self - Contestant is also portrayed by John Hannah, David Baddiel, Zoë Ball, Jo Brand, Paul Chowdhry, Julian Clary, Alan Davies, Jack Dee, Hugh Dennis and Jenny Eclair.

Self - Contestant

by John Kearns

character

Episodes10

  • 7.7
    /10

    The Chassis, the Wings

    episode S14.E1 september 2022
    Dara Ó Briain, Fern Brady, John Kearns, Munya Chawawa and Sarah Millican join the Taskmaster circus as they drop jaws and toilet paper, as well as finding balance.
  • 8.2
    /10

    Enormous Hugeness

    episode S14.E2 october 2022
    Munya Chawawa falls in a bath, Sarah Millican searches for a door, and Alex Horne is as happy as a sandboy when he gets to supervise tasks involving admin, ducks and messy flour.
  • 8.1
    /10

    Dafty in the Middle

    episode S14.E3 october 2022
    Can Fern Brady fly? Is Sarah Millican fireproof? And why would the notoriously brutal Taskmaster treat the entire gang to a tasty dessert? All these questions and more will be answered.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Crumbs in My Bralette

    episode S14.E4 october 2022
    Dara Ó Briain displays a fabulous flair for folding, Fern Brady complains about being forced to tidy up, and Munya Chawawa tries to work some DIY magic with a coat hanger.
  • 7.8
    /10

    Chip Biffington

    episode S14.E5 october 2022
    Sarah Millican gets her hands in some cottage pie, Fern Brady becomes Brandy Alexander, Munya Chawawa demonstrates a mastery of martial arts, and John Kearns survives an operation.
  • 7.8
    /10

    Long-Legged Lobster

    episode S14.E6 november 2022
    Dara Ó Briain leads the pack at the halfway point of the series, but even he's baffled by a quantity of milk. John Kearns and Munya Chawawa do some elaborate skipping and jumping.
  • 8
    /10

    The System of Endless Plates

    episode S14.E7 november 2022
    Sarah Millican flails about with a frying pan, Munya Chawawa pulls off a brilliant billiards shot, and all five comics spend far too long searching for a bath, given the size of the bath.
  • 7.9
    /10

    The One That Bats Do

    episode S14.E8 november 2022
    Fern Brady and Munya Chawawa are yet to claim a win. Can a rare tailless tiger bring them some luck? Dara Ó Briain gets frustrated with John Kearns, and Sarah Millican does something clever.
  • 7.9
    /10

    A New Business End

    episode S14.E9 november 2022
    In the penultimate episode of the series, John Kearns blunts the business end of a sausage, Fern Brady struggles with a raspberry, and can Sarah Millican find a novel use for a ping-pong ball?
  • 8
    /10

    Did I Meet These Potatoes Before?

    episode S14.E10 december 2022
    After nine tense episodes, it's time for the glorious grand final, featuring grapes, ducks and moon boots. Which lucky contestant will stroll away with Greg Davies' golden head?

Best moments10

  • 8.1
    /10
    55% of the votes

    Dafty in the Middle

    episode S14.E3 october 2022
    Can Fern Brady fly? Is Sarah Millican fireproof? And why would the notoriously brutal Taskmaster treat the entire gang to a tasty dessert? All these questions and more will be answered.
  • 7.8
    /10
    49% of the votes

    Chip Biffington

    episode S14.E5 october 2022
    Sarah Millican gets her hands in some cottage pie, Fern Brady becomes Brandy Alexander, Munya Chawawa demonstrates a mastery of martial arts, and John Kearns survives an operation.
  • 7.9
    /10
    43% of the votes

    The One That Bats Do

    episode S14.E8 november 2022
    Fern Brady and Munya Chawawa are yet to claim a win. Can a rare tailless tiger bring them some luck? Dara Ó Briain gets frustrated with John Kearns, and Sarah Millican does something clever.
  • 8
    /10
    21% of the votes

    The System of Endless Plates

    episode S14.E7 november 2022
    Sarah Millican flails about with a frying pan, Munya Chawawa pulls off a brilliant billiards shot, and all five comics spend far too long searching for a bath, given the size of the bath.
  • 7.9
    /10
    14% of the votes

    A New Business End

    episode S14.E9 november 2022
    In the penultimate episode of the series, John Kearns blunts the business end of a sausage, Fern Brady struggles with a raspberry, and can Sarah Millican find a novel use for a ping-pong ball?
  • 7.8
    /10
    12% of the votes

    Long-Legged Lobster

    episode S14.E6 november 2022
    Dara Ó Briain leads the pack at the halfway point of the series, but even he's baffled by a quantity of milk. John Kearns and Munya Chawawa do some elaborate skipping and jumping.
  • 8
    /10
    11% of the votes

    Did I Meet These Potatoes Before?

    episode S14.E10 december 2022
    After nine tense episodes, it's time for the glorious grand final, featuring grapes, ducks and moon boots. Which lucky contestant will stroll away with Greg Davies' golden head?
  • 8.2
    /10
    10% of the votes

    Enormous Hugeness

    episode S14.E2 october 2022
    Munya Chawawa falls in a bath, Sarah Millican searches for a door, and Alex Horne is as happy as a sandboy when he gets to supervise tasks involving admin, ducks and messy flour.
  • 7.7
    /10
    8% of the votes

    Crumbs in My Bralette

    episode S14.E4 october 2022
    Dara Ó Briain displays a fabulous flair for folding, Fern Brady complains about being forced to tidy up, and Munya Chawawa tries to work some DIY magic with a coat hanger.
  • 7.7
    /10
    4% of the votes

    The Chassis, the Wings

    episode S14.E1 september 2022
    Dara Ó Briain, Fern Brady, John Kearns, Munya Chawawa and Sarah Millican join the Taskmaster circus as they drop jaws and toilet paper, as well as finding balance.

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