Judith Harper is a fictional character portrayed by Marin Hinkle in the TV series Two and a Half Men.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot (season 1), they were 40 years old.
They appear in 84 episodes out of a total of 261 aired and have accumulated 1863 positive votes.
The character of Judith Harper is mainly associated with Alan Harper, Charlie Harper and Dr. Herb Melnick.
Episodes84
Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot
episode S1.E0 june 2006After his wife kicks him out of the house, Alan has to move in with his brother Charlie.
Pilot
episode S1.E1 september 2003After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife, Judith, kicks him out. He turns to his older brother, Charlie, for help. Charlie has trouble adjusting his carefree lifestyle with the presence of his ten-year old nephew.
Big Flappy Bastards
episode S1.E2 september 2003Alan punishes Jake for an incident at Judith's house. Charlie is lax in enforcing Alan's restrictions, then some seagulls invade Charlie's house as a result of Jake's actions, Charlie has to learn how to discipline his nephew.
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
episode S1.E3 october 2003Charlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife. After that fails, they decide to confront the root of their issues, their mother.
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
episode S1.E4 october 2003As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits. Alan tries to convince her to come back. Leaving Charlie to get Jake ready for a dinner. And Rose tries to get Charlie's help to prepare for a date.
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
episode S1.E7 november 2003Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on the firm bottom of a surfer-chick friend of Charlie's and draws a picture of it for school. Of course, this enrages Judith until she becomes very good friends with the woman herself.
Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
episode S1.E8 november 2003After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's classroom musical, Charlie is flattered to find out that the kids know all the words to his jingles. Alan is blind-sided with divorce papers from Judith, causing strife which results in Charlie, who refuses to deal with the pre-pubers without a snootful, having to produce the play on his own. Jake is crushed when he realizes that a reconciliation between his parents may never happen.
Merry Thanksgiving
episode S1.E10 november 2003Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, who has to bribe various members of his household to even come to a traditional turkey dinner. Not only are the usual feuds in evidence (leading to a turkey-carving right out of "Psycho") but Judith's parents are actually sympathetic to Alan and hostile to their own daughter for her "fling" with lesbianism.
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
episode S1.E11 december 2003Seeing Judith's new look and boyfriend prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he will need to change his look also.
Camel Filters and Pheromones
episode S1.E12 january 2004Berta brings her 16 year old granddaughter to work. She poses issues for the men.
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
episode S1.E15 february 2004Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie--against Alan's advice.
That Was Saliva, Alan
episode S1.E16 february 2004Now that Frankie has tricked the Harpers into taking her and her daughter Joanie in, she explains that Bob's parents want her declared mentally incompetent in order to get custody. Charlie wants to dump her, but Alan insists on taking them both in. Jake doesn't enjoy the 8 year old's 'romantic' attention. Charlie hates the consolation kisses and compliments, and is stunned when Frankie prefers intimacy with Alan. Charlie rightly warns him he's just falling for his 'damsel in distress', but warns her not to hurt his kid brother.
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
episode S1.E17 february 2004Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his married, responsible cousins as Jake's guardians.
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
episode S1.E19 march 2004Judith's sister Liz comes for a visit.
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
episode S1.E20 april 2004Jake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else. Alan and Charlie can't figure out why. Jake refuses to discuss anything with anyone, including his grandmother and even a psychologist.
No Sniffing, No Wowing
episode S1.E21 may 2004Charlie tries to seduce Alan's divorce lawyer, Laura, and her assistant. He sleeps with Laura and they decide not to tell Alan anything since it's unethical, considering that Charlie is a participant in the case.
Just Like Buffalo
episode S1.E23 may 2004Jake repeats something Charlie says to Judith. Then Judith refuses to let Alan take Jake for the weekend. Alan tries to talk to Judith, but encounters resistance from Judith and her friends. It's up to Charlie to set things right.
Back Off Mary Poppins
episode S2.E1 september 2004Charlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering but Alan is not invited. Things got worse when Alan is also not invited to Judith's party even though her guests are Alan's friends.
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
episode S2.E2 september 2004Alan is hurt after finding out Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician. Meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.
A Bag Full of Jawea
episode S2.E3 october 2004After Jake flips off his teacher, Alan and Judith move to punish him. Charlie, meanwhile, has other plans for Jake's teacher. Chaos ensues when Jake discovers the relationship and the increasingly overbearing Miss Pasternak tells Charlie she believes God brought them together.
Go Get Mommy's Bra
episode S2.E4 october 2004After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend.
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
episode S2.E7 november 2004Evelyn announces she is receiving an honor from the real estate industry and that Charlie and Alan will host a party in her honor. Mayhem ensues when Berta and her sister agree to cater the event, but sibling rivalry takes center stage.
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
episode S2.E8 november 2004Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on.
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
episode S2.E11 december 2004Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhile, Alan overhears something he shouldn't on Jake's webcam.
Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów
episode S2.E13 january 2005Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
episode S2.E14 january 2005Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge.
Smell the Umbrella Stand
episode S2.E15 february 2005Charlie and Alan's weekend trip to Las Vegas has a little trouble getting off the ground.
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
episode S2.E16 february 2005It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing seems to be going right.
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
episode S2.E20 april 2005Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues.
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
episode S2.E22 may 2005Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.
Does This Smell Funny to You
episode S2.E24 may 2005Jake recounts his weekend in which Charlie's latest fling is with a woman who turns out to be married to a now very angry old man.
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
episode S3.E1 september 2005After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after the adolescent and increasingly obnoxious Jake for the weekend.
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
episode S3.E3 october 2005After it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, Evelyn, and Rose vie for the role of spoiler.
Something Salted and Twisted
episode S3.E10 november 2005After Alan goes on a dinner with Jake, Charlie and Evelyn, he becomes fed up with seeking approval from women and decides to quit doing so with a little help from Charlie.
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
episode S3.E14 february 2006As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
Ergo, the Booty Call
episode S3.E16 march 2006Jake's twelfth birthday approaches. Alan is busy with young, hot Kandi.
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
episode S3.E18 march 2006Alan is having financial problems: Kandi is too "expensive" for him.
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
episode S3.E19 april 2006Charlie learns that Kandi has been living with them for three weeks. It turns out he hasn't even noticed some furniture changes. Alan wants to try her as secretary, but Charlie doesn't think she's smart enough for that.
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
episode S3.E20 april 2006Alan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bottom now that his brainless girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer dad's ladies to be lesbians, then tells him Kandi's mom Mandi has joined Charlie's endless list of sexual conquests. Alan can't talk to Kandi, she just repeats Judith's phrases, clearly without understanding the words, but he sees her dad, Mandi's ex Andy, arrive on blind date with his own ex Judith. Frolicking finale at Judith's, in rooms, bed and hot-tub.
And the Plot Moistens
episode S3.E21 may 2006Alan turns to Jake's teacher for stimulating conversation, since Kandi obviously can't provide any. But the teacher starts to get the wrong idea about Alan's intentions.
Working for Caligula
episode S4.E1 september 2006Kandi dumps Alan, which forces him and Jake to move back in with Charlie, who was just getting used to getting his bachelor pad back.
A Pot Smoking Monkey
episode S4.E4 october 2006Alan wants custody of the dog Chester he shared in his late marriage with Kandi. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his girlfriend.
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
episode S4.E5 october 2006When Judith announces she is going to remarry, Charlie and Alan must convince her fiancé to proceed with the nuptials after he displays signs of cold feet, so that Alan can discontinue alimony payments to Judith.
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
episode S4.E7 october 2006Charlie reluctantly agrees to help Berta as she confronts the man who impregnated her youngest daughter and Alan tells Charlie about a secret fetish.
Walnuts and Demerol
episode S4.E11 december 2006Charlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when everybody shows up at his house and refuses to leave.
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
episode S4.E13 january 2007Repressed memories come back to the surface for Charlie after Jake talks about hearing his mom having sex.
Smooth as a Ken Doll
episode S4.E19 april 2007Alan thinks he's making his last alimony payment to Judith, but Judith's future sister-in-law could be putting the wedding in jeopardy. And things only get worse when she hooks up with Charlie.
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
episode S4.E20 april 2007Alan sees nothing but troubles in his future as Charlie's relationship with Judith's future sister-in-law blossoms.
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
episode S4.E21 april 2007Everyone suspects that Alan may be coming out of the closet when he becomes good friends with a gay man. But Charlie is actually the one who is suddenly feeling insecure about his sexuality.
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
episode S4.E23 may 2007Charlie hires a handyman to fix his deck, then begins to feel threatened when all the women in his life flock to the new guy.
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
episode S5.E5 october 2007Charlie hasn't had a paying gig for months, so Alan becomes part of a drug study to make extra money. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to bond with Linda's four-year-old son.
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
episode S5.E6 october 2007A medication mix-up causes Charlie to humiliate Linda at an important dinner, and Jake disobeys his dad's orders and sneaks out to attend a rock concert.
Kinda Like Necrophilia
episode S5.E10 november 2007Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend in high school, so he sets out to even the score.
The Soil is Moist
episode S5.E13 march 2008Alan sleeps with a woman he and Judith were friends with when they were married, who then tells him that Judith says her new husband is a better lover than him.
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
episode S6.E1 september 2008Charlie runs into an ex with a child who looks and acts a lot like him, and he starts to suspect that he is the boy's father.
Pie Hole, Herb
episode S6.E2 september 2008Charlie kicks Alan out the house again after Alan demands that Charlie pay him back the $38 he owes him. Alan and Jake are now forced to turn to Judith and Herb for a temporary home.
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
episode S6.E4 october 2008Alan is angry when Charlie hooks up with his secretary because he knows that the situation will end badly for him after their inevitable breakup.
It's Always Nazi Week
episode S6.E6 november 2008Alan is overjoyed when he learns that Judith and Herb's marriage is on the rocks, but he gets more than he bargained for when he tries to fake-comfort her. Meanwhile, Herb tries picking up women with Charlie's help.
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
episode S6.E7 november 2008Alan and Judith start seeing each other again after Judith's breakup with Herb, Herb continues to turn to Charlie for help picking up women, and Charlie messes with Jake by threatening to get him sent to military school.
I Think You Offended Don
episode S6.E13 january 2009Judith is pregnant, Alan believes he is the father, and Judith tries to keep him away from Herb. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to figure out why Jake is so irritable.
The Two Finger Rule
episode S6.E19 march 2009Charlie, Alan and Herb commiserate with each other when their stupid decisions put them on the outs with their significant others.
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
episode S6.E24 may 2009Chelsea is jealous when Charlie's ex fiancée, Mia, calls him--perhaps rightfully so. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor, Herb is incapacitated, and Alan runs into his ex-girlfriend and receptionist at the hospital.
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
episode S7.E3 october 2009Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby when Judith's mom falls off the wagon, and Jake tries to blackmail Charlie when he runs over Chelsea's cat.
For the Sake of the Child
episode S7.E5 october 2009Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public, so Alan tries to convince Charlie to work together to settle their differences and stop fighting with each other.
That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'
episode S7.E10 december 2009Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
episode S7.E12 january 2010Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.
Tinkle Like a Princess
episode S7.E16 march 2010Charlie reacts to his breakup with Chelsea by taking the first woman that he sees and marrying her in Las Vegas.
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
episode S8.E1 september 2010Alan unsuccessfully tries to keep Jake from finding out that he's sleeping with his friend Eldridge's mom; Charlie contemplates giving up drinking after an unusually wild night he can't remember.
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
episode S8.E2 september 2010When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes."
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
episode S8.E4 october 2010Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home.
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
episode S8.E5 october 2010Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Dead from the Waist Down
episode S8.E11 december 2010Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative.
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
episode S8.E12 december 2010When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and visits his psychiatrist.
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
episode S8.E15 february 2011Alan's efforts to ask family for money to help promote his struggling chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme, and Charlie continues to see Rose, still completely unaware that her "husband" is actually a mannequin.
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
episode S9.E1 september 2011After the death of Charlie Harper, Alan faces the reality of moving out of his brother's beach house - until he meets a depressed Internet billionaire whose wife just left him.
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
episode S9.E3 october 2011While preparing for a romantic dinner with his wife, Walden accidentally talks Jake into dropping out of school.
Nine Magic Fingers
episode S9.E4 october 2011Alan begins working on getting Lyndsey back, but his days at Walden's place may be numbered after Walden hooks up with Charlie's gold-digger ex girlfriend, Courtney.
Frodo's Headshots
episode S9.E9 november 2011Upon his return from the "stress clinic," Alan finds out that Jake got his girlfriend pregnant, Walden and Lyndsey are sleeping together, and he has to move out immediately.
Why We Gave Up Women
episode S9.E22 april 2012Charlie's spirit returns from Hell in the form of a middle aged woman to tell Alan to make some changes to his life after his heart attack.
The Straw in My Donut Hole
episode S9.E23 may 2012Alan decides to take advantage of the guilt felt by his family and Walden after his heart attack, but Zoe knows that he's just milking it and sets out to prove it.
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
episode S9.E24 may 2012Jake and Eldridge make an important decision about their future after they graduate from high school and get fired from their jobs at Walden's new company.
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
episode S10.E19 march 2013Alan and Walden take Herb out to take his mind off of his troubles, but his partying quickly spirals out of control.
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
episode S11.E15 february 2014Alan turns to Judith for comfort after Lyndsey accepts Larry's marriage proposal, and Jenny is worried that Brooke is blowing her off.
Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2
episode S12.E15 february 2015Alan begins to suspect that Charlie is still alive, which is confirmed when he receives a threatening package and Rose tells the truth.
- Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot
- Pilot
- Big Flappy Bastards
- Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
- If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
- If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
- Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
- Merry Thanksgiving
- Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
- Camel Filters and Pheromones
- Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
- That Was Saliva, Alan
- Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
- I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
- Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
- No Sniffing, No Wowing
- Just Like Buffalo
- Back Off Mary Poppins
- Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
- A Bag Full of Jawea
- Go Get Mommy's Bra
- A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
- Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
- Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
- Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów
- Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
- Smell the Umbrella Stand
- Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
- I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
- That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
- Does This Smell Funny to You
- Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
- Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
- Something Salted and Twisted
- Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
- Ergo, the Booty Call
- The Spit-Covered Cobbler
- Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
- Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
- And the Plot Moistens
- Working for Caligula
- A Pot Smoking Monkey
- A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
- Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
- Walnuts and Demerol
- Don't Worry, Speed Racer
- Smooth as a Ken Doll
- Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
- Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
- Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
- Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
- Help Daddy Find His Toenail
- Kinda Like Necrophilia
- The Soil is Moist
- Taterhead Is Our Love Child
- Pie Hole, Herb
- The Flavin' and the Mavin'
- It's Always Nazi Week
- Best H.O. Money Can Buy
- I Think You Offended Don
- The Two Finger Rule
- Baseball Was Better with Steroids
- Mmm, Fish. Yum.
- For the Sake of the Child
- That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'
- Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
- Tinkle Like a Princess
- Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
- A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
- Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
- The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
- Dead from the Waist Down
- Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
- Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
- Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
- Big Girls Don't Throw Food
- Nine Magic Fingers
- Frodo's Headshots
- Why We Gave Up Women
- The Straw in My Donut Hole
- Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
- Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
- Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
- Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2
Best moments10
- Alan is overjoyed when he learns that Judith and Herb's marriage is on the rocks, but he gets more than he bargained for when he tries to fake-comfort her. Meanwhile, Herb tries picking up women with Charlie's help.
- Alan turns to Judith for comfort after Lyndsey accepts Larry's marriage proposal, and Jenny is worried that Brooke is blowing her off.
- Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.
- After it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, Evelyn, and Rose vie for the role of spoiler.
- Charlie kicks Alan out the house again after Alan demands that Charlie pay him back the $38 he owes him. Alan and Jake are now forced to turn to Judith and Herb for a temporary home.
- Alan and Judith start seeing each other again after Judith's breakup with Herb, Herb continues to turn to Charlie for help picking up women, and Charlie messes with Jake by threatening to get him sent to military school.
- While preparing for a romantic dinner with his wife, Walden accidentally talks Jake into dropping out of school.
- Jake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else. Alan and Charlie can't figure out why. Jake refuses to discuss anything with anyone, including his grandmother and even a psychologist.
- Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public, so Alan tries to convince Charlie to work together to settle their differences and stop fighting with each other.
- Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.
- It's Always Nazi Week
- Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
- Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów
- Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
- Pie Hole, Herb
- Best H.O. Money Can Buy
- Big Girls Don't Throw Food
- Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
- For the Sake of the Child
- That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother