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Lois Griffin is a fictional character portrayed by Alex Borstein in the TV series Family Guy.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Death Has a Shadow (season 1), they were 27 years old.
They appear in 411 episodes out of a total of 424 aired so far and have accumulated 7082 positive votes.
The character of Lois Griffin is mainly associated with Peter Griffin, Chris Griffin and Meg Griffin.

Lois Griffin

by Alex Borstein

character

Episodes411

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    Death Has a Shadow

    episode S1.E1 january 1999
    After drinking too much at a stag party and falling asleep at work, Peter loses his job, signs up for welfare, and gets more money than expected.
  • 7.5
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    I Never Met the Dead Man

    episode S1.E2 april 1999
    Peter goes into shock after he disables the entire Quahog cable system while giving Meg driving lessons; Stewie plots to rid the world of broccoli.
  • 7.5
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    Chitty Chitty Death Bang

    episode S1.E3 april 1999
    Peter tries to make the best of a bad situation after he ruins Lois's plans for Stewie's birthday party; Meg's new friend tries to recruit her into a cult.
  • 7.4
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    Mind Over Murder

    episode S1.E4 april 1999
    Under house arrest, Peter transforms the basement into a bar, where Lois' singing becomes the main attraction.
  • 7.4
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    A Hero Sits Next Door

    episode S1.E5 may 1999
    Peter becomes very jealous, when his handi-capable new neighbor turns out to be the new star player on the toy company's softball team.
  • 7.2
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    The Son Also Draws

    episode S1.E6 may 1999
    A chance encounter with a prune smoothie puts in motion a series of events that ultimately allows Peter to accept Chris' artistic side.
  • 7.4
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    Brian: Portrait of a Dog

    episode S1.E7 may 1999
    Brian's life is on the line after he refuses to be treated like a dog.
  • 7.5
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    Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

    episode S2.E1 september 1999
    Peter changes for the worse after he and Lois inherit a mansion in Newport.
  • 7.3
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    Holy Crap

    episode S2.E2 september 1999
    Peter seeks divine inspiration when his retired father comes to visit and makes life troublesome; Chris suffers a gastrointestinal impasse.
  • 8.1
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    Da Boom

    episode S2.E3 december 1999
    Peter's paranoia about the end of the world makes the family cancel their New Year's Eve '99 plans, but for once, Peter is actually somewhat right.
  • 7.4
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    Brian in Love

    episode S2.E4 march 2000
    Brian turns to a therapist after his unrequited love for Lois causes him to lose control of his bladder.
  • 7.7
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    Love Thy Trophy

    episode S2.E5 march 2000
    Everyone on Spooner Street becomes enemies when a trophy they all won mysteriously goes missing; Meg makes extra tips as a waitress by telling everyone she's Stewie's teenage mother.
  • 8.2
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    Death Is a Bitch

    episode S2.E6 march 2000
    Death pays a visit to the Griffins after Peter fakes his death on an insurance form to avoid paying a hefty hospital bill.
  • 7.2
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    The King Is Dead

    episode S2.E7 march 2000
    Lois becomes the director of the Quahog Player's Theatre, until Peter becomes producer and changes everything.
  • 8
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    I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

    episode S2.E8 march 2000
    Peter receives feminine training at a woman's retreat after his joke about women offends a female co-worker.
  • 7.3
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    If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'

    episode S2.E9 april 2000
    Peter pretends Chris is dying so that Make-A-Dream-Come-True foundation can save a cancelled TV Show.
  • 7.4
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    Running Mates

    episode S2.E10 april 2000
    Peter resorts to mudslinging when he and Lois run as opponents in an election for the school board; Chris has a sexual awakening.
  • 7.1
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    A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks

    episode S2.E11 april 2000
    Chris becomes the toast of the New York art scene when Peter uses one of his painting as the car's window.
  • 7.5
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    Fifteen Minutes of Shame

    episode S2.E12 april 2000
    A vivacious actress will replace Meg, when a reality show based on the Griffins' home life becomes a ratings sensation in the MTV network.
  • 8.2
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    Road to Rhode Island

    episode S2.E13 may 2000
    Brian and Stewie embark on a cross-country journey home; Peter becomes addicted to marriage counselling videos hosted by an adult film star.
  • 7.8
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    Let's Go to the Hop

    episode S2.E14 june 2000
    Peter infiltrates the high school after it's gripped by a toad-licking craze.
  • 7.4
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    Dammit Janet

    episode S2.E15 june 2000
    Stevie falls madly in love with another toddler at his new daycare; Peter takes advantage of Lois' new career as a stewardess.
  • 6.9
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    There's Something About Paulie

    episode S2.E16 june 2000
    The mob puts a hit out on Lois, after her meddling puts an end to Peter's unwanted friendship with a crime lord's obnoxious nephew.
  • 7.7
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    He's Too Sexy for His Fat

    episode S2.E17 june 2000
    Peter's drastic plastic surgery and liposuction procedures will transform him from a fatherly slob into a beautiful snob, and the family is not sure what to do.
  • 8.1
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    E. Peterbus Unum

    episode S2.E18 july 2000
    A zoning malfunction committed by the city planners gives Peter the opportunity to convert the Griffin household in the sovereign nation of Petirua.
  • 7.3
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    The Story on Page One

    episode S2.E19 july 2000
    Peter substitutes Meg's dreary newspaper article on Mayor Adam West with a steamy exposé that tries to out Hollywood actor Luke Perry.
  • 8
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    Wasted Talent

    episode S2.E20 july 2000
    Lois learns that Peter is a drunken savant when it comes to playing the piano, after he goes on a drinking binge to win one of Pawtucket Pat's silver scrolls.
  • 7.2
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    Fore, Father

    episode S2.E21 august 2000
    Peter tries to teach Chris a lesson in responsibility by getting him a job at the local golf course; Brian convinces Stewie he was poisoned by a booster shot.
  • 8
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    The Thin White Line

    episode S3.E1 july 2001
    Brian becomes a drug-sniffing dog for police to get out of a rut after taking the advice of his therapist, but the cocaine may be more than he can handle.
  • 7.6
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    Brian Does Hollywood

    episode S3.E2 july 2001
    When Brian leaves the family for Hollywood with dreams of becoming a screenwriter and director, he winds up directing a porn video.
  • 7.5
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    Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

    episode S3.E3 july 2001
    After the toy company is taken over by a tobacco company, Peter is set up as the president and is sent to Washington to lobby against a bill.
  • 7.5
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    One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

    episode S3.E4 august 2001
    When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang.
  • 7.6
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    And the Wiener Is...

    episode S3.E5 august 2001
    Peter becomes jealous of Chris' very large endowment.
  • 8
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    Death Lives

    episode S3.E6 august 2001
    Peter dies again, and Death shows him the errors of his ways.
  • 7.3
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    Lethal Weapons

    episode S3.E7 august 2001
    Lois takes Tae-Jitsu, quickly becomes a black-belt and scares away all of the frustrating New Yorkers that had come to Quahog to view the leaves.
  • 6.7
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    The Kiss Seen Round the World

    episode S3.E8 august 2001
    Meg takes an internship to work for Tom with Neil as her partner and kisses him during a life-threading situation that is caught on tape.
  • 7.3
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    Mr. Saturday Knight

    episode S3.E9 september 2001
    Losing his job at the toy factory is he least of his concerns, when Peter is caught monkeying around with a renaissance fair wench.
  • 7.1
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    A Fish Out of Water

    episode S3.E10 september 2001
    Peter tries to pay of the debts he accrued while pursuing his dream of owning a commercial fishing boat by catching an infamous, man-eating fish.
  • 8.1
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    Emission Impossible

    episode S3.E11 november 2001
    After Peter helps deliver Lois's sister's baby, he and Lois decide to try to have another kid, but Stewie will attempt to foil their new plan.
  • 8.1
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    To Love and Die in Dixie

    episode S3.E12 november 2001
    After Chris witnesses a convenience store robbery, the Griffins are put in the witness protection program and relocated to the Deep South.
  • 7.3
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    Screwed the Pooch

    episode S3.E13 november 2001
    Brian confesses to Peter and Lois that he has had sexual yearnings lately, so Lois suggests that Brian join them for a change of scenery.
  • 7.6
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    Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

    episode S3.E14 december 2001
    While learning about his family history, Chris discovers that one of Peter's ancestors was a black slave once owned by the Pewterschmidts.
  • 7.5
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    Ready, Willing and Disabled

    episode S3.E15 december 2001
    Joe becomes a media darling after Peter spikes his sports drink with steroids during a track and field event for the disabled; the kids bicker over $26 they found.
  • 7.6
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    A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

    episode S3.E16 december 2001
    Holiday mishaps include Lois going ballistic after losing her Christmas cheer and Peter not being able to watch the KISS Christmas special.
  • 7.4
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    Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

    episode S3.E17 january 2002
    Brian is sentenced to community service following a drunk driving episode; Peter cares for three endangered nestlings living in his freshly-grown beard.
  • 7.4
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    From Method to Madness

    episode S3.E18 january 2002
    When Brian shows interest in theatre, Lois convinces him to try out for School of Performing Arts, but during the audition, Brian is dismissed by the judges.
  • 7.6
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    Stuck Together, Torn Apart

    episode S3.E19 january 2002
    Peter's jealously reaches its peak when going with Lois to the gynecologist, who prepares to examine Lois, but Peter refuses to let him near her.
  • 7.8
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    Road to Europe

    episode S3.E20 february 2002
    Stewie and Brian go on a Pan-European journey back home after becoming stranded in Saudi Arabia; Peter is aghast to learn Lois is not really a fan of KISS.
  • 7.4
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    Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

    episode S3.E21 february 2002
    Peter gets three wishes by a genie; The Griffins get superpowers; Quahog turns into the Little Rascals.
  • 7.3
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    When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

    episode S3.E22 november 2003
    Driven by his tilted views on Judaism, Peter goes from finding a Jewish accountant to throwing Chris a Bar Mitzvah to make him smart. Meanwhile, a group of angry Catholics are trying to hunt down Peter.
  • 7.7
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    North by North Quahog

    episode S4.E1 may 2005
    Peter and Lois try for a second honeymoon, but things go awry when he poses as Mel Gibson.
  • 7.5
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    Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

    episode S4.E2 may 2005
    Chris gets seduced by his new homicidal English teacher; Brian becomes a substitute teacher to a class of thugs.
  • 7.5
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    Blind Ambition

    episode S4.E3 may 2005
    Peter's desire to become famous for something causes him to go blind.
  • 7.4
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    Don't Make Me Over

    episode S4.E4 june 2005
    After a makeover, Meg becomes an insufferable starlet.
  • 7.6
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    The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

    episode S4.E5 june 2005
    Cleveland's wife Loretta has an affair with Quagmire.
  • 8.2
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    Petarded

    episode S4.E6 june 2005
    After winning at the children's edition of trivial pursuit, Peter thinks he's a genius until testing proves that he's actually intellectually disabled.
  • 7.4
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    Brian the Bachelor

    episode S4.E7 june 2005
    Brian takes part in "The Bachelorette"; Chris takes advice from his talking pimple.
  • 7.5
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    Peter resorts to selling Meg to Mort Goldman to pay off his pharmacy tab; Stewie falls in love with his babysitter.
  • 7.6
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    Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

    episode S4.E9 july 2005
    Lois goes to jail after a shoplifting crime spree, but when the family breaks her out, they're forced to live in Asiantown.
  • 7.3
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    Model Misbehavior

    episode S4.E10 july 2005
    Lois becomes a model, but goes overboard with the glamour life.
  • 7.5
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    Peter's Got Woods

    episode S4.E11 september 2005
    Brian tries to rename James Woods High School, but Peter pulls out a surprise weapon.
  • 7.6
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    The Perfect Castaway

    episode S4.E12 september 2005
    Peter and the guys get stranded on an island, and after being rescued months later, Peter realizes things aren't what they used to be.
  • 7.2
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    Jungle Love

    episode S4.E13 september 2005
    To avoid Freshman hazing, Chris runs away to South America, when the family get him, Peter learns that he's the richest man in the tribe.
  • 8.5
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    PTV

    episode S4.E14 november 2005
    After an incident at the Emmys, the FCC overreacts, so Peter decides to start his own cable network, until the FCC shut him down and start censoring his life.
  • 7.7
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    Brian Goes Back to College

    episode S4.E15 november 2005
    Brian re-enrolls at Brown while Peter and the guys become the new A-Team.
  • 7.7
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    The Courtship of Stewie's Father

    episode S4.E16 november 2005
    Peter tries to bond with Stewie in a number of different ways.
  • 8
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    Fat Guy Strangler

    episode S4.E17 november 2005
    Lois discovers a long-lost brother, but her new relative has a deadly secret.
  • 7.2
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    The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz

    episode S4.E18 december 2005
    Peter's father Francis visits and learns Stewie has not been baptized. He and Peter take Stewie without Lois' permission and have him baptized. Learning this, Lois impresses upon Peter that Stewie should have a choice so he starts one.
  • 7.2
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    Brian Sings and Swings

    episode S4.E19 january 2006
    Brian and Stewie go on tour singing classic tunes with Frank Sinatra, Jr.
  • 7.7
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    Patriot Games

    episode S4.E20 january 2006
    After quarterback Tom Brady witnesses Peter pummeling several people in order to get to the bathroom, he recruits him to play for the New England Patriots.
  • 7.5
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    I Take Thee, Quagmire

    episode S4.E21 march 2006
    Quagmire falls in love with and marries the maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it.
  • 7.6
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    Sibling Rivalry

    episode S4.E22 march 2006
    Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy, and refuses to have sex, causing Lois to gain weight; Stewie's half-brother Bertram declare an all-out war for control over the playground.
  • 7.4
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    Deep Throats

    episode S4.E23 april 2006
    While Meg interns for Mayor West, Brian uncovers a scandal; Peter and Lois decide to reunite their old groovy band
  • 7.5
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    Peterotica

    episode S4.E24 april 2006
    Peter writes an erotic novel, but a lawsuit leaves his investor, Carter, broke, forcing him to move in with the Griffins; Stewie trains for the Olympics.
  • 7.2
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    Brian's gay cousin Jasper comes to town to marry his fiancé, until Mayor West bans gay marriage to distract everyone from a financial scandal.
  • 7.8
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    Petergeist

    episode S4.E26 may 2006
    Peter's attempt to open build a movie theater on the Indian burial ground in his backyard releases a poltergeist that sucks Stewie into the television set.
  • 7.7
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    Untitled Griffin Family History

    episode S4.E27 may 2006
    When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic, where Peter tells them about their family history.
  • 7.6
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    Stewie B. Goode

    episode S4.E28 may 2006
    A near-death experience inspires Stewie to change his life.
  • 7.6
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    Bango Was His Name Oh!

    episode S4.E29 may 2006
    Stewie searches for a man he saw on TV who he believes is his real father.
  • 7.8
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    Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

    episode S4.E30 may 2006
    Stewie meets his future self, who lives a pathetic life.
  • 8.2
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    Stewie Loves Lois

    episode S5.E1 september 2006
    After she saves Rupert, Stewie smothers Lois with affection; After his first prostate exam, Peter sues Dr. Hartman for sexual harassment.
  • 7.4
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    Mother Tucker

    episode S5.E2 september 2006
    Peter's mom starts dating Tom Tucker; Brian and Stewie host their own raunchy radio program.
  • 7.5
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    Hell Comes to Quahog

    episode S5.E3 september 2006
    Meg takes a job at a new superstore, which causes Peter to lose his job and the town's electricity.
  • 7.6
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    Saving Private Brian

    episode S5.E4 november 2006
    Stewie and Brian join the army and are sent to Iraq; Chris becomes the lead singer of a rock band.
  • 7.6
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    Whistle While Your Wife Works

    episode S5.E5 november 2006
    Lois does Peter's work while he recovers from losing his fingers in an accident; Brian begins dating an unintelligent woman, much to Stewie's delight.
  • 7.3
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    Prick Up Your Ears

    episode S5.E6 november 2006
    Lois becomes the school's sex ed teacher, but is fired for having "radical" views; Stewie attempts to kill the Tooth Fairy.
  • 7.4
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    Chick Cancer

    episode S5.E7 november 2006
    Stewie tries to win over retired child actress Olivia; Peter makes his own chick flick.
  • 7.8
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    Barely Legal

    episode S5.E8 december 2006
    After taking her to the prom, Meg becomes obsessed with Brian; The guys join the police force to help Joe.
  • 7.8
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    Road to Rupert

    episode S5.E9 january 2007
    After Brian accidentally sells Rupert at a yard sale, he and Stewie travel to Aspen to get him back; Meg is forced to be Peter's driver after he loses his license.
  • 7.6
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    Peter's Two Dads

    episode S5.E10 february 2007
    After Francis dies, Peter learns his real father lives in Ireland, so he and Brian set out to find him.
  • 7.6
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    The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    episode S5.E11 february 2007
    Peter becomes the neighborhood bully; Stewie has a cancer scare after staying in a tanning bed too long.
  • 7.7
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    Airport '07

    episode S5.E12 march 2007
    Peter becomes a redneck and gets Quagmire fired. So the gang sets out to get Quagmire his job back.
  • 7.3
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    Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey

    episode S5.E13 march 2007
    Peter's attempts to become physically fit lead to a friendship with Bill Clinton, which inadvertently nearly destroys Peter & Lois' marriage.
  • 7.2
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    No Meals on Wheels

    episode S5.E14 march 2007
    After Peter finds a valuable coin and sells it for $50, 000, he opens his own restaurant, but things don't end well when he bans Joe and all of his handicapped friends.
  • 7.2
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    Boys Do Cry

    episode S5.E15 april 2007
    When Stewie gets sick from communion, the town is convinced he's possessed by the devil, forcing the family to go on the run, and end up in Texas.
  • 7.3
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    No Chris Left Behind

    episode S5.E16 may 2007
    After being expelled for having the lowest average standardized test score, Chris is accepted into a snobby private school, forcing the family to struggle to pay the tuition.
  • 7.5
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    Lois becomes the new Mayor of Quahog, but soon becomes corrupt with power.
  • 8.4
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    Meet the Quagmires

    episode S5.E18 may 2007
    Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 to be 18 again, but when he bails on Lois, he soon learns he's alters the present, where Lois is married to Quagmire.
  • 8.2
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    Blue Harvest

    episode S6.E1 september 2007
    With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter tells the story of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
  • 7.2
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    Movin' Out (Brian's Song)

    episode S6.E2 september 2007
    Brian moves in with Jillian, but Stewie moves in to to help pay the rent. Meg and Chris both get jobs at the local convenience store.
  • 7.4
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    Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air

    episode S6.E3 october 2007
    Joe gets a leg transplant to allow him to walk again, only for his new legs to make him abandon Bonnie and the guys.
  • 8.3
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    Stewie Kills Lois

    episode S6.E4 november 2007
    Stewie kills Lois, and one year after her disappearance, Peter is charged with her death.
  • 8.3
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    Lois Kills Stewie

    episode S6.E5 november 2007
    With Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination.
  • 6.9
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    Padre de Familia

    episode S6.E6 november 2007
    Peter discovers that he is an illegal Mexican immigrant, so he is forced to take a job as a day laborer for Lois's father.
  • 7.3
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    Peter's Daughter

    episode S6.E7 november 2007
    When Meg awakens from a coma, Peter vows to treat her better than before, but doesn't approve of her dating an attractive doctor.
  • 7.6
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    McStroke

    episode S6.E8 january 2008
    Peter sues a fast food chain after he suffers a stroke from eating over 30 hamburgers in one sitting.
  • 7.4
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    Back to the Woods

    episode S6.E9 february 2008
    James Woods gets his revenge on Peter by stealing his identity and moving in with his family.
  • 7.2
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    Play It Again, Brian

    episode S6.E10 march 2008
    Brian decides to declare his love for Lois as she and Peter accompany him to a writers' convention, and the Griffin kids are babysat by Herbert.
  • 6.8
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    The Former Life of Brian

    episode S6.E11 april 2008
    When Brian decides to look up an old flame on a whim, he discovers, to his horror, that he is the father of her teenage son.
  • 7.5
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    Long John Peter

    episode S6.E12 may 2008
    Peter begins to act like a pirate when he gets a parrot, creating havoc in Quahog; Chris falls for vet intern Anna.
  • 6.8
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    Love Blactually

    episode S7.E1 september 2008
    Stewie convinces Brian to take it slow with his new girlfriend, but she becomes impatient and hooks up with Cleveland. Brian then tries to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife Loretta to get him out of the picture.
  • 8
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    I Dream of Jesus

    episode S7.E2 october 2008
    Peter rediscovers his favorite song, "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen, and discovers that Jesus Christ is working at a used record store in Quahog, and sets out to let everyone know that he has come back.
  • 8.1
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    Road to Germany

    episode S7.E3 october 2008
    Stewie and Brian use a time machine to go back to Nazi-era Poland and rescue Mort.
  • 7.5
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    Baby Not on Board

    episode S7.E4 november 2008
    The Griffins decide to take a vacation to the Grand Canyon, only to leave Stewie behind.
  • 7.5
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    The Man with Two Brians

    episode S7.E5 november 2008
    Peter gets the Griffins a new, younger dog to eventually replace an aging Brian.
  • 7.1
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    Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

    episode S7.E6 november 2008
    Peter must pass the third grade in order to get a promotion at the brewery; Stewie turns Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr.'s nightclub into a trendy hotspot.
  • 7.6
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    Ocean's Three and a Half

    episode S7.E7 february 2009
    The guys try to help Joe and Bonnie get money for their hospital bill after their baby is born after seven year of Bonnie being pregnant, a baby who Stewie develops a crush on.
  • 7.4
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    Family Gay

    episode S7.E8 march 2009
    Peter becomes temporarily gay after participating in a medical study.
  • 6.4
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    The Juice Is Loose!

    episode S7.E9 march 2009
    Everyone is up in arms after Peter becomes friends with O.J. Simpson.
  • 6.9
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    FOX-y Lady

    episode S7.E10 march 2009
    Lois becomes a Fox News anchor; Peter and Chris try to sell a cartoon pilot to the Fox network.
  • 7.6
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    Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

    episode S7.E11 march 2009
    Meg who is ill with the mumps, becomes religious and tries to convert Brian from Atheism; Stewie teleports the cast of Viaje a las estrellas: La nueva generación (1987) to Quahog.
  • 7.6
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    420

    episode S7.E12 april 2009
    Brian becomes the leading proponent for legalization of marijuana in Quahog.
  • 7.9
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    Stew-Roids

    episode S7.E13 april 2009
    Stewie begins taking steroids after being beat up by Susie; Chris starts dating popular girl Connie.
  • 7.3
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    We Love You Conrad

    episode S7.E14 may 2009
    Brian dates "Hills" star Lauren Conrad while trying to hide the fact that he is in love with someone else.
  • 8.1
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    Three Kings

    episode S7.E15 may 2009
    A series of parodies based on the Stephen King movies "Stand by Me," "Misery," and "The Shawshank Redemption."
  • 7.1
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    Peter's Progress

    episode S7.E16 may 2009
    The story of Griffin Peterson and the founding of Quahog.
  • 9.1
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    Road to the Multiverse

    episode S8.E1 september 2009
    Brian and Stewie explore a series of alternate universes.
  • 7.1
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    Family Goy

    episode S8.E2 october 2009
    When Lois finds out her mother was a Holocaust survivor, Peter decides to adopt the Jewish faith.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Spies Reminiscent of Us

    episode S8.E3 october 2009
    With the help of Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd, Stewie and Brian discover that Mayor West is a Cold War sleeper agent; Peter and the guys start an improv group.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

    episode S8.E4 november 2009
    Brian becomes the laughing stock of the family when he begins dating an older woman, but things get worse when she breaks her hip and he has to be her errand-boy.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Hannah Banana

    episode S8.E5 november 2009
    Brian helps Stewie meet Miley Cyrus, only to discover a secret about her identity; The family discovers that the evil monkey in Chris's closet isn't actually evil.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Quagmire's Baby

    episode S8.E6 november 2009
    Quagmire is forced to take care of a baby he fathered when she is left on his doorstep, while Stewie creates clones of himself and Brian.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Jerome Is the New Black

    episode S8.E7 november 2009
    The guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends.
  • 7.5
    /10

    Dog Gone

    episode S8.E8 november 2009
    After accidentally killing another dog and surprised that no one cares, Brian tries to convince everyone that dogs should have the same value as humans.
  • 7.3
    /10

    Business Guy

    episode S8.E9 december 2009
    Peter takes over Pewterschmidt Industries when Carter has a heart attack and goes into a coma.
  • 7.5
    /10

    Big Man on Hippocampus

    episode S8.E10 january 2010
    When Peter develops amnesia after hitting his head, he forgets everything and everyone, forcing the family to help regain his memory.
  • 7.5
    /10

    Dial Meg for Murder

    episode S8.E11 january 2010
    Meg goes to prison after her boyfriend escapes from jail, and returns as a frightening, hardened sociopath.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Extra Large Medium

    episode S8.E12 february 2010
    Peter pretends to be a psychic after Lois sees one after Chris and Stewie get lost in the woods; Chris asks a girl with Down Syndrome out on a date.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Go, Stewie, Go!

    episode S8.E13 march 2010
    Stewie poses as a girl so that he can appear on Jolly Farm, and falls for a female co-star; Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Peter-assment

    episode S8.E14 march 2010
    Peter is sexually harassed by Angela, but will he follow through with her advances and keep his job?
  • 7.1
    /10

    Brian Griffin's House of Payne

    episode S8.E15 march 2010
    CBS turns Brian's pilot for a heartwarming drama into a sitcom starring James Woods; Meg and Chris try to hide Stewie's accidental head injury.
  • 7.2
    /10

    April in Quahog

    episode S8.E16 april 2010
    Peter makes an embarrassing confession about his kids as everyone thinks the world is about to come to an end.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Brian & Stewie

    episode S8.E17 may 2010
    Brian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault where they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level.
  • 7.5
    /10

    Quagmire's Dad

    episode S8.E18 may 2010
    Quagmire's dad undergoes a sex change, and Brian, who was out of town for a seminar, ends up sleeping with him after the sex change.
  • 7.3
    /10

    The Splendid Source

    episode S8.E19 may 2010
    With Cleveland's help, Peter, Joe, and Quagmire blow off a couples' getaway to Maine to search for the origin of the world's funniest dirty joke.
  • 7.6
    /10
    Peter makes good on another power outage at home by retelling Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.
  • 7.4
    /10

    Partial Terms of Endearment

    episode S8.E21 june 2010
    Lois agrees to be a surrogate mother for her friend, but when she unexpectedly dies, Lois and Peter argue over whether to continue with the pregnancy.
  • 8.6
    /10

    And Then There Were Fewer

    episode S9.E1 september 2010
    The residents of Quahog are invited to James Woods' house, where a murder mystery takes place.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Excellence in Broadcasting

    episode S9.E2 october 2010
    Brian does a 180 on Rush Limbaugh and befriends him after he reads one of his books.
  • 7
    /10

    Welcome Back Carter

    episode S9.E3 october 2010
    After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret, until he accidentally spills the beans.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Halloween on Spooner Street

    episode S9.E4 november 2010
    Peter and Joe team up to execute Halloween pranks on Quagmire; Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating; Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Baby, You Knock Me Out

    episode S9.E5 november 2010
    Lois becomes a champion foxy boxer, and Peter acts as her manager.
  • 7
    /10

    Brian Writes a Bestseller

    episode S9.E6 november 2010
    Brian's self-help book becomes a best-seller after Stewie becomes his manager; Lois decides that she and Peter need separate beds, leaving him to look for a new cuddle buddy.
  • 8.2
    /10

    Road to the North Pole

    episode S9.E7 december 2010
    Disappointed with the Mall Santa, Stewie and Brian decide to go up to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson, only to face a shocking revelation.
  • 7.5
    /10

    New Kidney in Town

    episode S9.E8 january 2011
    Peter needs a new kidney after he destroys his making his own Red Bull; Chris gets to introduce President Obama after plagiarizing Meg's poem.
  • 7.1
    /10

    And I'm Joyce Kinney

    episode S9.E9 january 2011
    Lois becomes friends with the new news anchor, only to have her reveal Lois's most embarrassing secret on air.
  • 7.3
    /10

    Friends of Peter G.

    episode S9.E10 february 2011
    Peter and Brian cause a public disturbance at the movie theater and they are forced to attend A.A. for thirty days. Peter tempts everyone to drink in secret at the meeting and all of the members start drinking. Peter proceeds to drive home drunk, but he falls asleep at the wheel and he dies. Peter is visited by Death to show him the flaws of drinking and what it would be like if he sobered up. Peter decides to enjoy drinking in moderation, which pleases Lois and the rest of the family. At the dump, two seagulls drink all of Peter's discarded beers he has thrown out.
  • 6.8
    /10

    German Guy

    episode S9.E11 february 2011
    A jealous Mr. Herbert tries to tell Chris that the elderly German puppeteer that he is hanging out with is actually a notorious Nazi war criminal.
  • 7.2
    /10

    The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair

    episode S9.E12 march 2011
    While taking care of Joe, Meg develops a crush on him; Stewie creates an evil clone who escapes the house.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Trading Places

    episode S9.E13 march 2011
    Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, and Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade places.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Tiegs for Two

    episode S9.E14 april 2011
    Brian enlists Quagmire's help to score a date with a new friend, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other's old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Brothers & Sisters

    episode S9.E15 april 2011
    After yet another failed marriage, Lois' sister, Carol, comes to stay, and quickly falls in love with Mayor West.
  • 8.1
    /10

    The Big Bang Theory

    episode S9.E16 may 2011
    Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Foreign Affairs

    episode S9.E17 may 2011
    Lois goes on a vacation with Bonnie to Paris, unaware of her intentions; Peter homeschools Chris and Meg.
  • 7.2
    /10

    It's a Trap!

    episode S9.E18 may 2011
    The Griffins reprise their intergalactic roles in an outrageous retelling of Return of the Jedi.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Lottery Fever

    episode S10.E1 september 2011
    When the Griffins win millions in the lottery, they can't handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Seahorse Seashell Party

    episode S10.E2 october 2011
    As a hurricane hits Quahog, Brian gets high on mushrooms; Meg finally summons up the courage to confront the family.
  • 6.3
    /10

    Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q

    episode S10.E3 october 2011
    Quagmire and the guys try to save his sister Brenda from her abusive boyfriend.
  • 7
    /10

    Stewie Goes for a Drive

    episode S10.E4 november 2011
    Stewie runs away after crashing Brian's car; Peter befriends Ryan Reynolds.
  • 8.8
    /10

    Back to the Pilot

    episode S10.E5 november 2011
    Brian and Stewie travel back in time to January 31, 1999 to change history, only to alter the past with dire consequences.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Thanksgiving

    episode S10.E6 november 2011
    Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.
  • 7
    /10

    Amish Guy

    episode S10.E7 november 2011
    The Griffins stay in an Amish village after their car breaks down, but problems arise when Meg falls for a boy in the village.
  • 7.5
    /10

    Cool Hand Peter

    episode S10.E8 december 2011
    Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip, only to earn a one-way ticket to jail.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Grumpy Old Man

    episode S10.E9 december 2011
    Lois's dad retires to a senior community in Florida, but has trouble getting used to it.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Meg and Quagmire

    episode S10.E10 january 2012
    When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.
  • 7.7
    /10

    The Blind Side

    episode S10.E11 january 2012
    Brian dates a blind woman who hates dogs; Peter can't stop falling down the new stairs.
  • 7
    /10

    Livin' on a Prayer

    episode S10.E12 january 2012
    Lois takes matters into her own hands when Stewie's sick friend is denied medical treatment by his Christian Scientists parents.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream

    episode S10.E13 february 2012
    Peter helps Tom Tucker revive his acting career; Chris starts dating a girl who looks exactly like Lois.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Be Careful What You Fish For

    episode S10.E14 february 2012
    Peter befriends a dolphin who moves in, and soon becomes annoying; Stewie asks for Brian's help in busting a negligent day care worker.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Burning Down the Bayit

    episode S10.E15 march 2012
    Mort, Peter and Quagmire burn down Goldman's pharmacy to collect the insurance money, but things go awry when Joe starts to look into the case.
  • 7.4
    /10

    Killer Queen

    episode S10.E16 march 2012
    Peter and Chris are sent to fat camp, where a serial killer targets overweight kids; Stewie is traumatized by the frightening Queen album cover that included a robot.
  • 8
    /10

    Forget-Me-Not

    episode S10.E17 march 2012
    After a car accident, Peter, Brian, Joe, and Quagmire wake up in a hospital with no memory and discover that they're the last people left on Earth.
  • 7
    /10

    You Can't Do That on Television, Peter

    episode S10.E18 april 2012
    Peter creates his own children's TV show, portraying Lois as an annoying nag; Meg shadows Dr. Hartman.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Mr. & Mrs. Stewie

    episode S10.E19 april 2012
    Stewie falls for a girl who's just as wicked as him; Peter and Quagmire take their friendship to the next level.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Leggo My Meg-O

    episode S10.E20 may 2012
    When Meg and Ruth get kidnapped in Paris, Brian and Stewie make an attempt to save them.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Tea Peter

    episode S10.E21 may 2012
    Peter joins the Tea Party, only to discover that Carter Pewterschmidt is using the party to get rid of the government for his own selfish motives.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Family Guy Viewer Mail #2

    episode S10.E22 may 2012
    A British version of Family Guy (Chap of the manor); Everybody Peter touches turns into Robin Williams (Fatman and Robin); A day through Stewie's point of view (Point of Stew).
  • 7.3
    /10

    Internal Affairs

    episode S10.E23 may 2012
    Peter talks Joe into having an affair with his new attractive partner, until Bonnie finds out.
  • 7.3
    /10

    Into Fat Air

    episode S11.E1 september 2012
    The Griffins try to beat Lois's obnoxious ex-boyfriend's family to the top of Mount Everest.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Ratings Guy

    episode S11.E2 october 2012
    After the Griffins become a Nielsen Family, everyone gets mad at Peter for convincing the networks to make ridiculous changes to popular shows.
  • 6.7
    /10

    The Old Man and the Big 'C'

    episode S11.E3 november 2012
    Brian and Stewie learn that Carter Pewterschmidt's company has developed a cure for cancer, but is keeping it from the public.
  • 8.4
    /10

    Yug Ylimaf

    episode S11.E4 november 2012
    Brian causes time to move backwards when he tampers with Stewie's time machine, which may result in Stewie being unborn.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Joe's Revenge

    episode S11.E5 november 2012
    Joe, with the help of Peter and Quagmire, looks to track down the person responsible for his injuries.
  • 7.3
    /10

    Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

    episode S11.E6 november 2012
    Lois goes through a mid-life crisis; Stewie discovers that his new pet turtle is evil.
  • 7
    /10

    Friends Without Benefits

    episode S11.E7 december 2012
    Meg finds out that her crush is actually gay and is interested in Chris.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

    episode S11.E8 december 2012
    The Griffins decorate their tree while Peter tells the story of Christmas.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Space Cadet

    episode S11.E9 january 2013
    The Griffins wind up stuck in orbit on a space shuttle after Peter and Lois send Chris to Florida for space camp.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Brian's Play

    episode S11.E10 january 2013
    Brian receives widespread acclaim for his new play, until Stewie writes one overnight that puts his to shame.
  • 6.9
    /10

    The Giggity Wife

    episode S11.E11 january 2013
    After a drunken night out at Harvard with the guys, Quagmire discovers that he married a decrepit old prostitute.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Valentine's Day in Quahog

    episode S11.E12 february 2013
    Shows how the individual characters spend their Valentine's Day.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Chris Cross

    episode S11.E13 february 2013
    Chris is fed up with Meg blackmailing him, so he moves in with Mr. Herbert; Stewie and Brian become huge fans of Anne Murray.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Call Girl

    episode S11.E14 march 2013
    Lois works for a phone sex line and Peter falls in love with her, not knowing that he is actually speaking to his wife.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Turban Cowboy

    episode S11.E15 march 2013
    Peter becomes a Muslim but later discovers that he is also part of a terrorist plot to blow up a bridge in Quahog.
  • 7.5
    /10

    12 and a Half Angry Men

    episode S11.E16 march 2013
    Mayor West is on trial for murder, and Brian is the only one on the jury who thinks he is not guilty.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Bigfat

    episode S11.E17 april 2013
    Peter reverts back to a feral state after being lost in the Canadian wilderness for two months after a plane crash.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Total Recall

    episode S11.E18 april 2013
    Stewie tries to rescue Rupert after he is recalled; Lois hangs out with Joe and Quagmire while Peter is sick.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Save the Clam

    episode S11.E19 may 2013
    The guys fight to save The Drunken Clam from closing after Horace dies; Meg gets a job at a funeral home.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Farmer Guy

    episode S11.E20 may 2013
    Due to the high crime rate in Quaghog, the family move to a farm, where they discover a meth lab in the basement.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Roads to Vegas

    episode S11.E21 may 2013
    Stewie's teleportation device malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas.
  • 6.7
    /10

    No Country Club for Old Men

    episode S11.E22 may 2013
    The Griffins are introduced to the Country Club lifestyle when Chris begins dating the owner's daughter, much to the chagrin of Carter.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Finders Keepers

    episode S12.E1 september 2013
    Peter goes on a real-life treasure hunt based on a treasure map from a child's meal menu. Peter also had dad breath due to the shrimp from the new restaurant.
  • 5.8
    /10

    Vestigial Peter

    episode S12.E2 october 2013
    Peter has a vestigial twin growing of his neck, and he has surgery to remove it and have it become a separate entity.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Quagmire's Quagmire

    episode S12.E3 november 2013
    Quagmire begins dating a sexually insatiable woman; Stewie finds himself torn between Rupert and his old teddy bear Oscar.
  • 6.7
    /10

    A Fistful of Meg

    episode S12.E4 november 2013
    Lois helps Peter get over his fear of Principle Shepherd naked. Meanwhile Meg and her friends witnessed Brian and Stewie getting beat up by Trevor, Mad Dog and Mental Mike. Meg decides to help them stand up before they commit suicide.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

    episode S12.E5 november 2013
    The Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family's passports.
  • 4.7
    /10

    Life of Brian

    episode S12.E6 november 2013
    Brian dies and Stewie cannot use his time machine to save him. Meanwhile, Peter replaces Brian with an Italian dog named Vinny.
  • 6.4
    /10

    Into Harmony's Way

    episode S12.E7 december 2013
    Fame gets to Peter when he forms a song writing team with Quagmire.
  • 7.6
    /10

    Christmas Guy

    episode S12.E8 december 2013
    Peter fills Carter with the spirit of Christmas. Meanwhile, Stewie goes back in time to save Brian.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Peter Problems

    episode S12.E9 january 2014
    Lately Peter hasn't been able to perform very well in the bedroom. So he asks Quagmire and Joe to step in and help him get his mojo back.
  • 7
    /10

    Grimm Job

    episode S12.E10 january 2014
    Peter tells Stewie the stories "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood," and "Cinderella."
  • 6
    /10

    Brian's a Bad Father

    episode S12.E11 january 2014
    Brian uses his son to get a writing job for a TV show, and Quagmire stops being friends with Peter after he accidentally shoots him.
  • 6.3
    /10

    Mom's the Word

    episode S12.E12 march 2014
    When Peter craps his pants during the mourning of his mom. Peter is seduced by his late mother's longtime friend, while Stewie is distraught over the realities of death.
  • 6.5
    /10

    3 Acts of God

    episode S12.E13 march 2014
    Peter and the guys set out to find God and ask him to stop interfering in the outcomes of football games.
  • 5.4
    /10

    Fresh Heir

    episode S12.E14 march 2014
    When Carter makes Chris the sole future heir to his fortune after caring for him, Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth within his reach.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Secondhand Spoke

    episode S12.E15 march 2014
    Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign after taking up smoking cigarettes, while Stewie helps Chris face school bullies.
  • 5.7
    /10

    Herpe, the Love Sore

    episode S12.E16 april 2014
    Stewie gets herpes from Brian, while Peter and the guys discover that another group has taken their favorite booth at the Drunken Clam.
  • 6.9
    /10

    The Most Interesting Man in the World

    episode S12.E17 april 2014
    Lois calls Peter an idiot for bringing home the wrong baby, so he goes to Chicago on a business trip and returns a smart, classy person.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Baby Got Black

    episode S12.E18 april 2014
    Chris runs away with Jerome's daughter Pam, whom Jerome has forbidden Chris from dating, so Jerome must work with Peter to find their kids.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Meg Stinks!

    episode S12.E19 may 2014
    Peter takes Meg to a college for an interview, but end up partying; Brian is forced to live outside after being sprayed by a skunk.
  • 7.1
    /10

    He's Bla-ack!

    episode S12.E20 may 2014
    Cleveland returns to Quahog, but is forbidden from spending time with Peter when their wives get into an argument over parenting.
  • 7
    /10

    Chap Stewie

    episode S12.E21 may 2014
    Stewie tries to erase himself from history when Peter and Chris constantly interrupt his TV time, only to end up as the baby of a British family.
  • 8.4
    /10

    The Simpsons Guy

    episode S13.E1 september 2014
    After fleeing Quahog due to Peter's misogynistic comic strip, the Griffins get their car stolen and end up getting stuck in Springfield.
  • 6.6
    /10

    The Book of Joe

    episode S13.E2 october 2014
    Peter is hired to read Joe's new children's book; Brian takes up running to impress a girl.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Baking Bad

    episode S13.E3 october 2014
    Peter and Lois open a bakery, but things get out of hand when Peter comes up with a way to attract customers.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Brian the Closer

    episode S13.E4 november 2014
    After getting a cosmetic surgery, Brian becomes a real estate agent, only to get in trouble with Quagmire.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Turkey Guys

    episode S13.E5 november 2014
    On the night before Thanksgiving, Peter and Brian get drunk and eat the whole turkey, so they have to get a new one on Thanksgiving Day. With Peter gone, Stewie tries to help Chris take over as the man of the house.
  • 6
    /10

    The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin

    episode S13.E6 december 2014
    Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.
  • 7.4
    /10

    Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

    episode S13.E7 january 2015
    Stewie and Brian take Chris back through time to help him with history class, only to end up stuck in the past.
  • 7
    /10

    Our Idiot Brian

    episode S13.E8 january 2015
    Brian begins to think he's not so smart when he takes the SAT'S for Meg and gets a low score, so Peter decides to show him the joys of being an idiot.
  • 6.7
    /10

    This Little Piggy

    episode S13.E9 january 2015
    Meg becomes a foot-fetish model; Brian accompanies Stewie on an adventure outside of preschool.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Quagmire's Mom

    episode S13.E10 february 2015
    Quagmire faces charges of statutory rape, and during his trial, his mom makes a surprise appearance to explain why he is the way that he is.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Encyclopedia Griffin

    episode S13.E11 february 2015
    Peter and the guys start a detective agency and discover that Chris is a thief. In the meantime, Lois is worried about Chris when gets involved in a delusional relationship.
  • 5.8
    /10

    Stewie Is Enceinte

    episode S13.E12 march 2015
    Stewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the guys try to make a viral video.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Dr. C and the Women

    episode S13.E13 march 2015
    Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like, and Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security.
  • 7
    /10

    #JOLO

    episode S13.E14 april 2015
    Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Once Bitten

    episode S13.E15 april 2015
    Brian becomes more submissive as a result of attending obedience school and Chris discovers his new friend is using him to get close to Meg.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Roasted Guy

    episode S13.E16 april 2015
    When Peter's insulted by old friends at a roasting of him, he joins a group of mean girls.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Fighting Irish

    episode S13.E17 may 2015
    Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie.
  • 7.3
    /10

    Take My Wife

    episode S13.E18 may 2015
    Lois books a couple's vacation, but it turns out to be a marriage counseling program. Carter is frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Pilling Them Softly

    episode S14.E1 september 2015
    Stewie gets addicted to ADHD medication; Peter and Quagmire make their own cooking shows which rival each other.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Papa Has a Rollin' Son

    episode S14.E2 october 2015
    When Joe learns his father hates handicapped people, Peter pretends to be Joe; Stewie becomes friends with Tom Cruise after learning he will grow up to be only 5'1.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Guy, Robot

    episode S14.E3 october 2015
    Stewie builds a robot friend; Lois makes Peter buy a new mattress.
  • 7.5
    /10

    Peternormal Activity

    episode S14.E4 october 2015
    Things go horribly wrong when the guys try to come up with a horror movie; Stewie becomes irritated by Brian's new glasses.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Peter, Chris & Brian

    episode S14.E5 november 2015
    After watching a VHS tape of his younger self, Peter, with Brian's help, launch a plan to make sure Chris doesn't take the same path.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Peter's Sister

    episode S14.E6 november 2015
    Peter's sister Karen comes over for Thanksgiving, while Stewie goes a little too far as he and Brian go on a cleanse to avoid overeating.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Hot Pocket-Dial

    episode S14.E7 november 2015
    Quagmire finally confesses his love for Lois, but it happens while he accidentally pocket dials Peter, who is furious, so Brian tries to fix the situation.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Brokeback Swanson

    episode S14.E8 december 2015
    Joe becomes a quadriplegic while Brian has an affair with a married woman.
  • 6.9
    /10

    A Shot in the Dark

    episode S14.E9 december 2015
    While participating in a newly formed neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Candy, Quahog Marshmallow

    episode S14.E10 january 2016
    When the guys travel to Korea to retrieve the final episode of a soap opera Quagmire starred in, Quagmire is reunited with a former lover.
  • 7.1
    /10

    The Peanut Butter Kid

    episode S14.E11 january 2016
    Stewie's new role brings Peter and Lois into show business.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Scammed Yankees

    episode S14.E12 january 2016
    Peter and Carter go to Africa to return Carter's money he lost to a Nigerian scammer. Meanwhile, Brian tries to hook up with one of Meg's friends after he finds out that she has a surprisingly great body.
  • 7.1
    /10

    An App a Day

    episode S14.E13 february 2016
    Peter learns about phone apps and overloads his phone with them. He buys a new phone with more memory and gives his old phone to Chris, which causes a series of horrible events. Meanwhile, Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Underage Peter

    episode S14.E14 february 2016
    Peter uses Brian as a way to get alcohol, after Mayor West bans alcohol from all people under 50.
  • 7.9
    /10

    A Lot Going on Upstairs

    episode S14.E15 march 2016
    Stewie builds a device to enable Brian to help him conquer his terrifying nightmares; Peter turns the attic into a man cave.
  • 6.6
    /10

    The Heartbreak Dog

    episode S14.E16 march 2016
    Brian and Bonnie run away together after declaring their love for each other; Meg and Chris team up to steal from the residents in a retirement home.
  • 7
    /10

    Take a Letter

    episode S14.E17 april 2016
    An old flame returns to Peter's life after Lois finds a dead letter at the post office. Stewie goes to a new preschool and tries to fit in with a rich new friend.
  • 7
    /10

    The New Adventures of Old Tom

    episode S14.E18 may 2016
    Peter helps Tom Tucker when he's replaced with a young reporter; Brian pretends to be rich to impress a woman.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Run, Chris, Run

    episode S14.E19 may 2016
    Meg discovers the cool kids only elected Chris homecoming king just to prank him; Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome instead of the guys.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Road to India

    episode S14.E20 may 2016
    Brian falls in love with a tech support girl, so he and Stewie go to India to find her; Peter becomes the center of attention when he's invited to Joe's bingo night.
  • 7.1
    /10

    The Boys in the Band

    episode S15.E1 september 2016
    Stewie and Brian form a children's band that threatens to fall apart when Olivia gets involved; Chris gets a job managing Quagmire's sex life.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Bookie of the Year

    episode S15.E2 october 2016
    Peter starts betting on Chris when he becomes a pitcher; Brian and Stewie re-team with Frank Sinatra, Jr. to start an Italian restaurant.
  • 7.3
    /10

    American Gigg-olo

    episode S15.E3 october 2016
    After the pilots go on strike, Quagmire becomes a gigolo. Meanwhile, Brian works at a hardware store for the health insurance.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Inside Family Guy

    episode S15.E4 october 2016
    James Woods leads viewers behind the scenes of the studios of Family Guy.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

    episode S15.E5 november 2016
    Taylor Swift agrees to be Chris' Homecoming date; Peter becomes an Uber driver.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Hot Shots

    episode S15.E6 november 2016
    Lois decides not to vaccinate Stewie to "save" him from autism, causing Stewie to run away, and cause the town to have an outbreak.
  • 7.3
    /10

    High School English

    episode S15.E7 november 2016
    The classic novels "The Great Gatsby", "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", and "Of Mice and Men" are re-enacted.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Carter and Tricia

    episode S15.E8 december 2016
    Carter falls in love with Channel 5 News reporter, Tricia Takanawa; Stewie becomes Brian's driving instructor.
  • 7.2
    /10

    How the Griffin Stole Christmas

    episode S15.E9 december 2016
    Peter fills in for the mall Santa and becomes drunk with power; Stewie and Brian crash holiday office parties for free food, drama, and women.
  • 7.3
    /10

    Passenger Fatty-Seven

    episode S15.E10 january 2017
    Quagmire's piloting skills are questioned when he scores free tickets to a guys' trip to San Francisco, and the plane is hijacked on the flight home.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Gronkowsbees

    episode S15.E11 january 2017
    Rob Gronkowski moves in behind the Griffins; Stewie begins beekeeping, and gives them steroids, which makes them aggressive.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Peter's Def Jam

    episode S15.E12 february 2017
    When the guys start a podcast, Peter goes solo and becomes a DJ; Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's room.
  • 6.7
    /10

    The Finer Strings

    episode S15.E13 february 2017
    Peter fails to make the cut when the guys form a string quartet; Brian enjoys the life of luxury too much as Carter's seeing eye dog.
  • 7.2
    /10

    The Dating Game

    episode S15.E14 march 2017
    Quagmire discovers Tinder, forcing the guys to intervene; Stewie learns the perks of scoliosis.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Cop and a Half-Wit

    episode S15.E15 march 2017
    Peter helps Joe solve crime cases; Stewie joins a football team, and panics when he gets a concussion.
  • 7.4
    /10

    Saturated Fat Guy

    episode S15.E16 march 2017
    When Lois forces him to eat healthy food, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods; Meg joins a roller derby team.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Peter's Lost Youth

    episode S15.E17 march 2017
    Peter gets jealous when Lois upstages him at a Red Sox Fantasy Baseball camp; Stewie runs away when Meg babysits him.
  • 7.2
    /10

    The Peter Principal

    episode S15.E18 april 2017
    Meg takes advantage of Peter's temporary job as principal to get even with her bullies; Brian and Stewie open a B&B that quickly turns into a brothel.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Dearly Deported

    episode S15.E19 may 2017
    Chris volunteers to take care of his Mexican girlfriend's twin babies, but after learning that she can't come back to the U.S, the Griffins go to Mexico.
  • 7.1
    /10

    A House Full of Peters

    episode S15.E20 may 2017
    Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house.
  • 8.2
    /10

    Emmy-Winning Episode

    episode S16.E1 october 2017
    Peter decides to make "Family Guy" more like Emmy-winning shows so it can finally win TV's highest award.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Foxx in the Men House

    episode S16.E2 october 2017
    Peter dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland when he becomes friends with a cool paramedic.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Nanny Goats

    episode S16.E3 october 2017
    The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, giving Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Follow the Money

    episode S16.E4 october 2017
    Chris receives a special one-dollar bill for his birthday that gets passed throughout Quahog.
  • 7.8
    /10

    Three Directors

    episode S16.E5 november 2017
    The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay.
  • 8
    /10

    The D in Apartment 23

    episode S16.E6 november 2017
    Brian gets kicked out of the house for posting an offensive tweet that goes viral. And moves into an apartment temporarily.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Petey IV

    episode S16.E7 november 2017
    Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him. Meanwhile, strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline and pursues a coworker.
  • 7.3
    /10

    Crimes and Meg's Demeanor

    episode S16.E8 december 2017
    Meg's drinking both concerns and delights Peter; Brian suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. After becoming a hero, Brian comes back with the family.
  • 7
    /10

    Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas

    episode S16.E9 december 2017
    Paying tribute to A Christmas Carol, Peter is visited by the ghost of Patrick Swayze, who takes him on a journey around Quahog.
  • 7
    /10

    Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)

    episode S16.E10 january 2018
    Brian enters a dog show to breed with a female dog; Peter and Lois try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist.
  • 7.5
    /10

    Dog Bites Bear

    episode S16.E11 january 2018
    Stewie and Brian have a falling out; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot.
  • 6.3
    /10

    Send in Stewie, Please

    episode S16.E12 march 2018
    Stewie reveals secrets about himself in a session with his school psychologist.
  • 6.8
    /10

    V is for Mystery

    episode S16.E13 march 2018
    Stewie and Brian become detectives and embark on solving a string of murders set in Victorian era London.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Veteran Guy

    episode S16.E14 april 2018
    Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are sentenced to join the Coast Guard.
  • 7.2
    /10

    The Woof of Wall Street

    episode S16.E15 april 2018
    Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter and the guys look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.
  • 6.8
    /10

    'Family Guy' Through the Years

    episode S16.E16 april 2018
    The show looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled in the '50s, '60s and '70s.
  • 7.9
    /10

    Switch the Flip

    episode S16.E17 april 2018
    Chaos ensues in Quahog when Stewie's body-swapping machine malfunctions.
  • 7.6
    /10

    HTTPete

    episode S16.E18 may 2018
    Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, attracting the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.
  • 6.6
    /10

    The Unkindest Cut

    episode S16.E19 may 2018
    Quagmire has a freak accident; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Are You There God? It's Me, Peter

    episode S16.E20 may 2018
    After falling into a coma, Peter comes face-to-face with God, leading him to ask some of life's tough questions.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Married with Cancer

    episode S17.E1 september 2018
    Brian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he proposes marriage.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Dead Dog Walking

    episode S17.E2 october 2018
    Brian's marriage to Jess doesn't go as planned, so at Peter's suggestion, he lets himself go, leading Jess to make a surprising decision.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Pal Stewie

    episode S17.E3 october 2018
    Stewie befriends a boy his age; Peter and Lois attend a seminar on self-empowerment.
  • 7.7
    /10

    Big Trouble in Little Quahog

    episode S17.E4 october 2018
    Stewie invents a shrinking machine that shrinks him and Brian down to microscopic size.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Regarding Carter

    episode S17.E5 november 2018
    Carter gives Lois a surprising birthday present that leads to an unfortunate accident, leaving him dependent on the Griffins' care.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Stand by Meg

    episode S17.E6 november 2018
    Stewie vows to make Meg's life better after she saves him from choking; Chris is sent to a vocational school.
  • 6.9
    /10

    The Griffin Winter Games

    episode S17.E7 november 2018
    Meg takes the family by surprise when she makes the US Winter Olympics team.
  • 5.7
    /10

    Con Heiress

    episode S17.E8 december 2018
    Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy old heiress with a long name. Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Pawtucket Pete

    episode S17.E9 december 2018
    When the Pawtucket Brewery's new bosses take over and want to change the company's mascot after the original boss Angela dies, Peter and Brian go head-to-head to become the new face.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Hefty Shades of Gray

    episode S17.E10 january 2019
    Tom Tucker teaches Peter how to report fake news; Brian and Stewie help Chris improve his love life.
  • 5.8
    /10

    Trump Guy

    episode S17.E11 january 2019
    The Griffins move to the White House where Peter is hired as the new Press Secretary.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Bri, Robot

    episode S17.E12 february 2019
    Brian worries about his legacy, so Stewie makes him a robot duplicate as a living biography; Peter starts working at a massage parlor.
  • 6.1
    /10

    Trans-Fat

    episode S17.E13 february 2019
    Peter learns an important lesson when he's mistakenly identified as transgender.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Family Guy Lite

    episode S17.E14 march 2019
    Peter goes on a health kick; when Lois starts writing a romantic fantasy novel, Brian and Stewie investigate into her possible crush.
  • 6.6
    /10

    No Giggity, No Doubt

    episode S17.E15 march 2019
    Quagmire discovers a long-lost daughter and makes a serious effort to embrace parenting.
  • 4.2
    /10

    You Can't Handle the Booth

    episode S17.E16 march 2019
    The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Island Adventure

    episode S17.E17 march 2019
    Stewie and Brian travel to Garbage Island to retrieve his tricycle after Peter throws it out; Lois tries to help Quagmire court a middle-aged woman.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Throw It Away

    episode S17.E18 april 2019
    Lois challenges the other Griffins to throw out anything that no longer gives them joy, only to take the decluttering to a surprising extreme.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Girl, Internetted

    episode S17.E19 may 2019
    Meg becomes famous on the internet for her unhealthy eating; Brian and Stewie enjoy a new ride while Brian's car gets fixed.
  • 6.9
    /10

    Adam West High

    episode S17.E20 may 2019
    Brian runs for Mayor after successfully renaming James Woods High after the late Adam West, only for Quagmire to campaign against him.
  • 5.9
    /10

    Yacht Rocky

    episode S18.E1 september 2019
    When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, the family take Peter on a cruise to calm his nerves, but the trip doesn't go as planned.
  • 5.9
    /10

    Bri-Da

    episode S18.E2 october 2019
    Peter and the guys use Joe's body cams to remember the million-dollar ideas they have while drinking; Quagmire must come to terms with an unexpected family development.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Absolutely Babulous

    episode S18.E3 october 2019
    Stewie wins a participation award in his school's toddler games, leading him to question everything he's ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and has to repair the damage.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Disney's The Reboot

    episode S18.E4 october 2019
    The network decides to reboot FAMILY GUY and the feedback takes surprising turns when three versions are shown to a focus group.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Cat Fight

    episode S18.E5 november 2019
    Brian tries to shut down Quagmire's cat café; Lois decides to send Meg and Chris to church camp when they get in trouble at school.
  • 7
    /10

    Peter & Lois' Wedding

    episode S18.E6 november 2019
    When the Wi-Fi goes out, Peter and Lois tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in this spoof of the '90s sitcom Friends and everything else '90s.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Heart Burn

    episode S18.E7 november 2019
    To celebrate Peter and Lois' wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stories.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Shanksgiving

    episode S18.E8 november 2019
    Peter gets himself arrested to avoid Lois' special Thanksgiving dinner; A secret that Stewie's been keeping from everyone is revealed.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Christmas Is Coming

    episode S18.E9 december 2019
    Meg gets a surprising response when she takes Stewie to meet Santa at the mall; Brian tries to help when the experience leaves Stewie scarred.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Connie's Celica

    episode S18.E10 january 2020
    Lois becomes the target of Connie's antics when she gets a job as the high school's music teacher.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Short Cuts

    episode S18.E11 february 2020
    When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal who is now a successful millionaire dog reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Undergrounded

    episode S18.E12 february 2020
    Peter builds a tunnel to the Drunken Clam after Lois grounds him for secretly getting a credit card and spending all of the family's money.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Rich Old Stewie

    episode S18.E13 march 2020
    In the future, Stewie is a rich old man enjoying his retirement when Brian brings news about Peter dying.
  • 6.6
    /10

    The Movement

    episode S18.E14 march 2020
    Peter becomes the face of racial justice when diarrhea makes him kneel during the national anthem as he starts coaching a minor league baseball team.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Baby Stewie

    episode S18.E15 march 2020
    Stewie builds a machine to help him stay smart, but it turns him into an actual baby.
  • 6.4
    /10

    Start Me Up

    episode S18.E16 april 2020
    Peter is told to work from home when his sweat becomes a liability; Stewie and Chris create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay for the damages done to an electronics store.
  • 7
    /10

    Coma Guy

    episode S18.E17 april 2020
    Peter's newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen results in him getting into a car accident and falling into a coma.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Better Off Meg

    episode S18.E18 may 2020
    The Griffins experience life without Meg when she's erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, and she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Holly Bibble

    episode S18.E19 may 2020
    Following another blackout, the Griffins re-imagine three stories from the Bible about Adam and Eve, Noah, and the Last Supper while cooped up in a motel room during a storm.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

    episode S18.E20 may 2020
    Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins when he gets fired for fat-shaming Chris at school; Brian sues Stewie for portraying him as an idiot in a series of children's books.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Stewie's First Word

    episode S19.E1 september 2020
    Stewie finally says his first word - and it's a swear, leaving Lois shunned by the other moms, so she tries to figure out where Stewie could've heard it.
  • 6.4
    /10

    The Talented Mr. Stewie

    episode S19.E2 october 2020
    Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris and decides to take action.
  • 5.9
    /10

    Boys & Squirrels

    episode S19.E3 october 2020
    When Peter hurts himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie nurse one of the squirrels back to health; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine and restores him to his true height.
  • 6.3
    /10

    CutawayLand

    episode S19.E4 november 2020
    Peter and Lois get transported into a cutaway that they inadvertently set up at the same time.
  • 6.9
    /10

    La Famiglia Guy

    episode S19.E5 november 2020
    Peter becomes a real gangster when Joe asks him to be the godfather of his daughter.
  • 6.4
    /10

    Meg's Wedding

    episode S19.E6 november 2020
    Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected resident of Quahog; Peter loses his arms on one of his many adventures after finding a new vest.
  • 7
    /10

    Wild Wild West

    episode S19.E7 november 2020
    Peter seeks out the cousin of the late Adam West when he disapproves of Lois' first choice to be the next mayor of Quahog.
  • 5.9
    /10

    Pawtucket Pat

    episode S19.E8 december 2020
    Brian gets a job as a journalist and discovers that Pawtucket Pat, the hero of Quahog and founder of the brewery, was a racist, so the town becomes divided over whether to take down his commemorative statue.
  • 7
    /10

    The First No L

    episode S19.E9 december 2020
    The Griffins must save Christmas without Lois when she walks out on them for failing to help her with the shopping.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Fecal Matters

    episode S19.E10 january 2021
    Peter volunteers at the hospital after making it through a bad flu season and finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to ER. After learning he's part cat, Brian has an identity crisis.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Boy's Best Friend

    episode S19.E11 february 2021
    Brian bonds with his new girlfriend's son; Peter, Quagmire, and Cleveland take a joyride in Joe's new classic Corvette.
  • 6.1
    /10

    And Then There's Fraud

    episode S19.E12 february 2021
    Peter and Chris start a memorabilia business after going to a baseball game; Stewie gets plastic surgery to combat aging, but takes it too far.
  • 7.8
    /10

    PeTerminator

    episode S19.E13 march 2021
    Stewie builds a Terminator resembling Peter to destroy Lois for trying to make him eat broccoli, but his life is in danger when things don't go as planned.
  • 6.6
    /10

    The Marrying Kind

    episode S19.E14 march 2021
    Stewie experiences domestic life when he gets a mail-order bride from Ukraine; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.
  • 7.3
    /10

    Customer of the Week

    episode S19.E15 march 2021
    After feeling unappreciated by the family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Who's Brian Now?

    episode S19.E16 april 2021
    A microchip in Brian reveals that he once lived with another family, making it difficult for him to enjoy his life with the Griffins.
  • 7.1
    /10

    Young Parent Trap

    episode S19.E17 april 2021
    A couple at Stewie's school mistake Peter and Lois for "younger parents" and invite them to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.
  • 6.6
    /10

    Meg Goes to College

    episode S19.E18 may 2021
    Meg endures a college admissions scandal caused by Peter and Lois; Brian goes on a fitness journey.
  • 7
    /10

    Family Cat

    episode S19.E19 may 2021
    Meg adopts a cat that Brian believes is evil.
  • 6.2
    /10

    Tales of Former Sports Glory

    episode S19.E20 may 2021
    Cleveland, Quagmire, and Peter share stories of athletic accomplishments from their youth.
  • 6.4
    /10

    LASIK Instinct

    episode S20.E1 september 2021
    Lois decides to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her failing vision for personal gain; Peter, Chris, Stewie, and Brian must partake in activities with Doug that his father neglects.
  • 6.1
    /10

    Rock Hard

    episode S20.E2 october 2021
    While at an old record store, Peter and the guys tell stories of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters, and Elton John.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Must Love Dogs

    episode S20.E3 october 2021
    Quagmire pretends Brian is his dog when he meets an avid dog lover; Chris helps Stewie retrieve his stolen Halloween candy.
  • 6.6
    /10

    80's Guy

    episode S20.E4 october 2021
    Peter's nostalgia for the '80s compels him to recreate iconic movie scenes from that decade; Stewie competes with Doug to retrieve a frisbee from the top of the jungle gym.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Brief Encounter

    episode S20.E5 october 2021
    Peter and Quagmire mimic each other's behavior when they accidentally switch underwear; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Cootie & The Blowhard

    episode S20.E6 november 2021
    Stewie fears he has a terminal case of "cooties"; Peter enjoys Bonnie's cooking.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Peterschmidt Manor

    episode S20.E7 november 2021
    Peter turns the Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel while Lois and Carter attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny.
  • 6.5
    /10

    The Birthday Bootlegger

    episode S20.E8 november 2021
    Peter's new boss bans his favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie gets detention and turns rough.
  • 7.6
    /10

    The Fatman Always Rings Twice

    episode S20.E9 november 2021
    Peter does a noir-style investigation of Meg's disappearance.
  • 6.8
    /10

    Christmas Crime

    episode S20.E10 december 2021
    Brian is accused of ruining Mayor West's nativity scene.
  • 6.3
    /10

    Mister Act

    episode S20.E11 january 2022
    Peter has an accident that leaves him with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus helps him fend off the other choir boys; Stewie becomes attracted to Lois' masculine physique.
  • 6.8
    /10

    The Lois Quagmire

    episode S20.E12 february 2022
    Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion instead of Peter; the rest of the family tries to cover up a pizza delivery man's death.
  • 6.4
    /10

    Lawyer Guy

    episode S20.E13 march 2022
    Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor, who turns out to be Brick. Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.
  • 6.3
    /10

    HBO-No

    episode S20.E14 march 2022
    The Griffins present their versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones", "Succession" and "Big Little Lies".
  • 7.1
    /10

    Hard Boiled Meg

    episode S20.E15 march 2022
    Meg becomes a getaway driver; Quagmire, unable to cure his hiccups, asks Peter to kill him.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Prescription Heroine

    episode S20.E16 march 2022
    Lois becomes addicted to painkillers prescribed for Brian after he gets hurt. Peter's ping pong table becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.
  • 6.8
    /10

    All About Alana

    episode S20.E17 may 2022
    Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins and turns out to have sinister intentions.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Girlfriend, Eh?

    episode S20.E18 may 2022
    Peter and Chris go to Canada to prove that Chris' girlfriend exists; Lois and Meg fight each other for the attention of a handsome handyman.
  • 6.3
    /10

    First Blood

    episode S20.E19 may 2022
    Peter and the guys test their physical prowess at Mayor West's dude ranch; Stewie believes he's gotten his first period.
  • 6.2
    /10

    Jersey Bore

    episode S20.E20 may 2022
    Peter goes to a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's presentation of "Romeo and Juliet".
  • 7.2
    /10

    Oscars Guy

    episode S21.E1 september 2022
    The Griffins reenact three Oscar-winning films: "The Silence of the Lambs", "American Beauty", and "Forrest Gump."
  • 6.9
    /10

    Bend or Blockbuster

    episode S21.E2 october 2022
    The Griffins go on a road trip to Bend, Oregon - to the last Blockbuster on Earth - so they can rent a VHS for movie night.
  • 6.8
    /10

    A Wife-Changing Experience

    episode S21.E3 october 2022
    Joe reinvigorates his sex life with Bonnie after seeing Lois naked; Stewie receives an electric SUV as a gift and embraces the "Range Rover" lifestyle.
  • 7.7
    /10

    The Munchurian Candidate

    episode S21.E4 october 2022
    Lois hypnotizes Peter into fulfilling her sexual desires, while Stewie renovates his treehouse in the hope of winning over Brian and Chris.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Unzipped Code

    episode S21.E5 october 2022
    Cleveland loses his job as a mail carrier because of a mishap, but he gets a new, more successful job at the brewery.
  • 7
    /10

    Happy Holo-ween

    episode S21.E6 october 2022
    Peter creates a hologram of himself to get out of household duties on Halloween.
  • 7.1
    /10

    The Stewaway

    episode S21.E7 november 2022
    Stewie winds up in Paris when he takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase during a game of hide and seek. Peter and Lois go to Vermont, where Lois intends to get more Instagram "likes" than Bonnie.
  • 6.3
    /10

    Get Stewie

    episode S21.E8 november 2022
    Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a pop star unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.
  • 6.4
    /10

    Carny Knowledge

    episode S21.E9 december 2022
    Peter and Chris try to reconnect when they finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian dates a carny whom he tries to break up with after seeing some of her bad habits.
  • 6.3
    /10

    The Candidate

    episode S21.E10 december 2022
    Stewie and Doug run opposing campaigns to be the class "snack captain".
  • 6.4
    /10

    Love Story Guy

    episode S21.E11 january 2023
    The guys tell stories of their first true loves.
  • 5.8
    /10

    Old West

    episode S21.E12 february 2023
    Peter and his friends try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.
  • 7.2
    /10

    Single White Dad

    episode S21.E13 february 2023
    Peter enjoys the perks of being a single parent when he's mistaken for one.
  • 6.6
    /10

    White Meg Can't Jump

    episode S21.E14 march 2023
    Meg joins the Adam West High basketball team. Stewie ends up with multiple personalities after going down a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories.
  • 6.7
    /10

    Adoptation

    episode S21.E15 march 2023
    Carter adopts a girl from an orphanage to restore his public image, making Lois jealous.
  • 6.6
    /10

    The Bird Reich

    episode S21.E16 april 2023
    Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death by adopting a bird that once belonged to Hitler. Stewie causes Brian to give up writing.
  • 6.6
    /10

    A Bottle Episode

    episode S21.E17 april 2023
    Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app when she's accused of stealing. Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door.
  • 6.1
    /10

    Vat Man and Rob 'Em

    episode S21.E18 april 2023
    When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.
  • 6.3
    /10

    From Russia with Love

    episode S21.E19 april 2023
    Meg realizes she'd rather stay in Russia when she takes Brian and Stewie there after Brian's Instagram gets hacked; Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire dates her middle school bully.
  • 6.5
    /10

    Adult Education

    episode S21.E20 may 2023
    Meg comes home from Russia after realizing she was used for a green card marriage; Chris joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at Adam West High as an extracurricular activity.
  • 6.1
    /10

    Fertilized Megg

    episode S22.E1 october 2023
    Meg agrees to be a surrogate for Bruce and Jeffrey, but the Griffins are left with a new family member when the couple fail to pick up their baby.
  • 6.4
    /10

    Supermarket Pete

    episode S22.E2 october 2023

Best moments10

  • 6.6
    /10
    92% of the votes

    A Bottle Episode

    episode S21.E17 april 2023
    Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app when she's accused of stealing. Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door.
  • 7.3
    /10
    87% of the votes

    Customer of the Week

    episode S19.E15 march 2021
    After feeling unappreciated by the family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop.
  • 6.8
    /10
    87% of the votes

    All About Alana

    episode S20.E17 may 2022
    Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins and turns out to have sinister intentions.
  • 6.8
    /10
    84% of the votes

    A Wife-Changing Experience

    episode S21.E3 october 2022
    Joe reinvigorates his sex life with Bonnie after seeing Lois naked; Stewie receives an electric SUV as a gift and embraces the "Range Rover" lifestyle.
  • 6.7
    /10
    79% of the votes

    Prescription Heroine

    episode S20.E16 march 2022
    Lois becomes addicted to painkillers prescribed for Brian after he gets hurt. Peter's ping pong table becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.
  • 6.4
    /10
    70% of the votes

    LASIK Instinct

    episode S20.E1 september 2021
    Lois decides to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her failing vision for personal gain; Peter, Chris, Stewie, and Brian must partake in activities with Doug that his father neglects.
  • 6.7
    /10
    47% of the votes

    Adoptation

    episode S21.E15 march 2023
    Carter adopts a girl from an orphanage to restore his public image, making Lois jealous.
  • 6.8
    /10
    40% of the votes

    The Lois Quagmire

    episode S20.E12 february 2022
    Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion instead of Peter; the rest of the family tries to cover up a pizza delivery man's death.
  • 7.1
    /10
    40% of the votes

    And I'm Joyce Kinney

    episode S9.E9 january 2011
    Lois becomes friends with the new news anchor, only to have her reveal Lois's most embarrassing secret on air.
  • 7.3
    /10
    34% of the votes

    Lethal Weapons

    episode S3.E7 august 2001
    Lois takes Tae-Jitsu, quickly becomes a black-belt and scares away all of the frustrating New Yorkers that had come to Quahog to view the leaves.

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35
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13
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172
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0
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4
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14
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16
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1
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1
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113
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2
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15
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48
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67
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11
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11
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5
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5
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2
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7
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96
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85
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1
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10
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0
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6
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2
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2
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124
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100
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13
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45
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0
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12
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10
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288
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