Taco is a fictional character portrayed by Jonathan Lajoie in the TV series The League.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled The Draft (season 1), they were 29 years old.
They appear in all 84 aired episodes and have accumulated 2828 positive votes.
The character of Taco is mainly associated with Pete Eckhart, Ruxin and Andre.
Episodes84
The Draft
episode S1.E1 october 2009The guys go to Kevin's during Ellie's fifth-birthday party to determine the draft order; later, Andre throws a party during the actual draft, at which Pete announces that he is splitting from his wife.The Bounce Test
episode S1.E2 november 2009Sofia's refusal to have sex with Ruxin after their son's birth drives him crazy; Jenny is horrified to learn that her pronouncement that she is confident in her vagina has become the talk of the League's message board.Sunday at Ruxin's
episode S1.E3 november 2009The guys spend Sunday afternoon at Ruxin's house hoping to watch football, but they're roped into an extravagant lunch prepared by Sofia instead; Ellie goes through the "fun with feces" stage.Mr. McGibblets
episode S1.E4 november 2009Pete takes Andre to a spa for the weekend, but Andre is disappointed when all the other guys show up, too. Meanwhile, Kevin asks Taco to dress up as Ellie's favorite toy in an attempt to scare her into not playing with it anymore.The Usual Bet
episode S1.E5 december 2009Taco and Ruxin go to Chinatown to look for Three Penis Wine, while Pete and Kevin make a bet that the loser of their playoff game must strip in public, but it's Jenny who may ultimately have to pay up.The Shiva Bowl
episode S1.E6 december 2009The League has reached the Shiva Bowl. The content now stands between three-time champion Pete and Andre, who has a trick up his sleeve.Vegas Draft
episode S2.E1 september 2010Andre, the League's reigning champion, has pulled out all the stops and is hosting the draft in Las Vegas; Jenny wants to be in the League this year, and she sees her chance when a member drops out.Bro-Lo El Cuñado
episode S2.E2 september 2010The married guys atone for Vegas with an adult weekend for Kevin and Jenny and a "Terrific Lady Day" for Ruxin and Sofia; the League is plagued by Ruxin's brother-in-law Rafi.The White Knuckler
episode S2.E3 september 2010Andre brings in a new partner to expand his practice; Ruxin uses a sick kid to meet NFL star Josh Cribbs; and Pete deals with the complications of dating Kevin's ex-girlfriend.The Kluneberg
episode S2.E4 october 2010Jenny and the guys reconnect with their old friend Russell (Rob Huebel), Andre buys an expensive painting, and everyone tries to get Rafi out of the League.The Marathon
episode S2.E5 october 2010While Andre and Pete train for a marathon and Taco finds a new career, Kevin's head-to-head matchup gets personal.The Anniversary Party
episode S2.E6 october 2010Ruxin throws Sofia an anniversary party on the same day as Jenny's birthday; Meegan (Leslie Bibb) attends it with a 'plus one.'Ghost Monkey
episode S2.E7 october 2010Kevin convinces everyone to come to the suburbs for Halloween; Ruxin cracks under the pressure of his matchup with Pete; Taco steals a monkey.The Tie
episode S2.E8 november 2010Ruxin and Andre refuse to accept a tie; Taco discovers Western medicine; Pete has a line on great Bears tickets.The Expert Witness
episode S2.E9 november 2010Andre prepares for his turn as an expert witness in Ruxin's big case but thinks Pete is trying to steal his thunder; Ruxin tries to ferret out collusion between Kevin and Jenny; Taco needs a nude portrait to impress the courtroom artist.High School Reunion
episode S2.E10 november 2010At the guys' high-school reunion, Andre is excited to show off his success; Ruxin is excited to show off his hot wife; Pete needs a name for the new last-place trophy; and everyone learns the history of the Shiva blast.Ramona Neopolitano
episode S2.E11 december 2010It's the last week before the playoffs and Andre's special diet makes him exceptionally emotional about his matchup.Kegel the Elf
episode S2.E12 december 2010Tensions mount as Christmas and the playoffs near: Ruxin's revenge present to Kevin backfires; Ellie's behavior at school causes Jenny to worry that fantasy football is causing her to neglect her parental duties; Taco's eggs turn 1 year old.The Sacko Bowl
episode S2.E13 december 2010At season's end, everyone in the League vies for the Shiva and tries to avoid the dreaded Sacko.The Lockout
episode S3.E1 october 2011As the terrible reign of Ruxin as League Champion continues, while the guys devise a grand plan with Rafi and Dirty Randy for Andre's final Sacko punishment.The Sukkah
episode S3.E2 october 2011Everyone is disappointed with their draft, but no one trusts each other enough to trade. Jenny goes back to work as a realtor. Ruxin tries to get Baby Geoffrey into a Jewish pre-school.The Au Pair
episode S3.E3 october 2011Ruxin hires a hot Au Pair for Baby Geoffrey, and is afraid Taco will sleep with her. Andre explores on-line dating, and Kevin cheats on Jenny with ESPN's Matthew Berry.Ol' Smoke Crotch
episode S3.E4 october 2011When Kevin notices that he has a grey pubic hair, he worries that he is getting old; Taco invents the pee-bib; Ruxin moves in Rafi (his brother-in-law, AKA "El Cunado") to get Pete to stop dating the au pair, and hilarious consequences ensue.Bobbum Man
episode S3.E5 november 2011Jenny forgets a special anniversary with Kevin; Andre seeks lineup Nirvana; Taco creates an off-line social network called MyFace; the guys resurrect their old game of phone chicken and bring back Bobbum Man, much to Kevin's dismay.Yobogoya!
episode S3.E6 november 2011Taco competes in a jingle contest for a disgusting fast food restaurant. Pete holds a grudge against a traffic cop. Jenny almost ruins Ruxin's chance to work a big case with his boss Mr. Hudabega (guest star Ray Liotta).Carmenjello
episode S3.E7 november 2011Kevin and Jenny search for the perfect paint color to get their privacy back; Sofia accuses Ruxin of breast favoritism; and Pete tries to defend his high-school track record.Thanksgiving
episode S3.E8 november 2011At Thanksgiving, Ruxin gets an unexpected visit from his father (guest-star Jeff Goldblum), and Andre's sister (guest star Sarah Silverman) is on the prowl at the gang's Thanksgiving dinner.The Out of Towner
episode S3.E9 december 2011The guys are psyched for a visit from Chuck, one of the League's out-of-towners, but he shows up much different than they remember. Kevin and Jenny get in over their heads with a local drug dealer. Taco goes on a radical diet.The Light of Genesis
episode S3.E10 december 2011Kevin thinks his Krav Maga instructor may actually be into him.The Guest Bong
episode S3.E11 december 2011Pete's new girlfriend wants to help him with his lineup; Kevin's past at the DA's office has him running scared.St. Pete
episode S3.E12 december 2011Kevin and Jenny make a bold bet on the play-offs; Taco enlists Ruxin to get more involved with Taco Corp and Pete has devilish plan to send Ruxin to the Sacko.The Funeral
episode S3.E13 december 2011The race is on for the Shiva and the Sacko. Taco teams up with Chicago Bears' Running Back Matt Forte and one of the guys is unable to manage his own team for the big game, leaving League to figure out who will run it for him.Training Camp
episode S4.E1 october 2012The League prepares for the draft and the arrival of Kevin and Jenny's baby boy. Taco's business dealings with Jerry Jones get the guys invited to the Dallas Cowboys' Training Camp.The Hoodie
episode S4.E2 october 2012Kevin and Jenny argue over whether or not their son will be circumcised and everyone takes sides - including Shiva.The Freeze Out
episode S4.E3 october 2012Pete has a big paintball outing planned, but the married guys must go to a kid's birthday party. Ruxin has a run-in with a white sushi chef.The Breastalyzer
episode S4.E4 november 2012Kevin and Jenny discover that Kristin Cavallari is in their baby group; Taco realizes he may actually have a girlfriend; Ruxin needs Rafi to take Baby Geoffrey to swim class.Judge MacArthur
episode S4.E5 november 2012Kevin decides to run for judge and ends up at a charity event with Bills Quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick. The guys take an intelligence test to decide who's the smartest. Andre refuses to believe he's balding.The Tailgate
episode S4.E6 november 2012Andre's plan to take the guys tailgating is thwarted when their high school nemesis Frank "The Body" Gibiatti and his gang have the same idea.The Vapora Sport
episode S4.E7 november 2012Pete fights over a pair of shoes with a man in a wheelchair (JB Smoove). Taco teaches a dog to recognize the scent of sex. Jenny and Kevin get Ellie a piano.The Anchor Baby
episode S4.E8 december 2012Ruxin fears that Sofia has lost interest in their marriage. Meanwhile, Jenny makes a dirty trade.Bro-Lo El Cordero
episode S4.E9 december 2012Kevin has a colonoscopy. Later, Pete suspects that his grandpa (Robert Wagner) is adulterous; and the guys ask Rafi to settle a dispute for them.Our Dinner with Andre
episode S4.E10 december 2012Kevin is blackmailed by Ellie's boyfriend, Taco helps Ruxin with his fertility issues, and Pete re-connects with his high school crush Gina Gibiatti (Brooklyn Decker).12.12.12
episode S4.E11 december 2012Andre starts dating his interior decorator and discovers that the buyer of his old loft is Deion Sanders. Rafi and Dirty Randy (Seth Rogen) prepare for the end of the world.A Krampus Carol
episode S4.E12 december 2012Andre and Trixie's relationship is put to the test. Jenny and Pete make special offerings to Shiva. Rupert Ruxin (Jeff Goldblum) has a gift for his son while Taco challenges the Mall Santa.The Curse of Shiva
episode S4.E13 december 2012Gina Gibiatti returns and Pete has a decision to make. Ruxin enlists Rafi to protect himself during Scrote Season. Taco Corp has a New Years Eve bash.The Bachelor Draft
episode S5.E1 september 2013The League travels to Los Angeles for Andre and Trixie's destination wedding. Ruxin refuses to do his Sacko punishments and Shiva Champion Ted has a few surprises for everyone at the draft, including JJ Watt.The Von Nowzick Wedding
episode S5.E2 september 2013The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. We meet Andre's parents. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.Chalupa vs. The Cutlet
episode S5.E3 september 2013Kevin and Jenny discover that Jay and Kristen Cutler's kid is attending the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a little help from Snoop Dogg. Taco gives away control of his team.Rafi and Dirty Randy
episode S5.E4 september 2013When their friend is murdered, Rafi and Dirty Randy head to L.A. to avenge his death and break into the mainstream porn business.The Bye Week
episode S5.E5 october 2013Ruxin misses his flight for a business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago instead of going home. Taco Corp. gets its first Worldwide Headquarters.Heavy Petting
episode S5.E6 october 2013Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business, Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle. Pete uses Andre as a Trade Maid.The Bringer Show
episode S5.E7 october 2013Andre is taking a stand up class. Jenny joins a women's investment club. Pete will play Ruxin with two open slots on his team - the ultimate act of fantasy disrespect.Flowers for Taco
episode S5.E8 october 2013Chalupa Batman's first words cause fantasy friction between Kevin and Jenny. Ruxin's dog loses interest in Jenny. Taco is forced to face life without marijuana. Andre has never been pooped on by a bird.The Automatic Faucet
episode S5.E9 october 2013Pete's lineups at work are out-performing his fantasy roster. Andre makes a trade with Jenny that could threaten his career. Rafi and Taco try to cash in on Kevin's mortality.The Near Death Flex-perience
episode S5.E10 november 2013Taco opens a pubic barber shop, Kevin's near death Flex-perience with Greg Jennings causes trouble with Jenny, Andre discovers a patient's electronic voice box sounds just like Ruxin.The Credit Card Alert
episode S5.E11 november 2013Ellie's basketball coach makes life tough on everyone. Pete dates a married woman and Andre tries to help with a trade.Baby Geoffrey Jesus
episode S5.E12 november 2013It's the playoffs for the Shiva. Ruxin and Sofia battle over what religion Baby Geoffrey will be. Andre tries a long con. Kevin worries he has been taking Jenny for granted.The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah
episode S5.E13 november 2013The Shiva and The Ruxin are on the line. Andre confronts the #1 Plastic Surgeon in Chicago. Rafi tries to collect a debt from Ruxin's sister Rebecca. TacoCorp. launches The Eskimo Brothers Database.Sitting Shiva
episode S6.E1 september 2014Kevin struggles to deal with Jenny winning the Shiva. Meanwhile, the guys attend a funeral.Tefl-Andre
episode S6.E2 september 2014Jay Glazer does a big favor for Andre, Kevin is diagnosed with Low T, Ruxin meddles with Baby Geoffrey's Little League team.The Height Supremacist
episode S6.E3 september 2014Andre dreads his punishment; Ellie invites Darren Sproles to a dance; Peter seeks help from Taco Corp.When Rafi Met Randy
episode S6.E4 september 2014Rafael and Randall meet in a mental institution.The Hot Tub
episode S6.E5 october 2014Kevin and Jenny get a hot tub, Taco shops for a new home, Pete tries to put and end to hand holding.Breast Awareness Month
episode S6.E6 october 2014Andre uses Breast Cancer Awareness Month as an excuse to wear pink. Taco starts his own Charity. Kevin has a run in with his doctor.The Heavenly Fouler
episode S6.E7 october 2014Andre rescues a cat. Pete has to choose between a great prank and a great girl. Kevin plays basketball with his priest.Man Land
episode S6.E8 october 2014Jenny's father gives Kevin a chance to earn his manhood by accompanying him on a hunting trip in his own nature property "Man Land". Pete, Ruxin, and Taco all tag along. Meanwhile Andre opens a wine bar with Russel.Taco Standard Time
episode S6.E9 october 2014Taco takes on the end of Daylight Savings Time. The guys try to help Lane during a difficult time. Andre and his cat M'Lady are on the rocks.Epi Sexy
episode S6.E10 november 2014Pete is dating a girl who has seizures during sex, Andre starts wearing glasses, Taco's frittata friend (Bobby Lee) teaches Jenny to cook.EBDBBnB
episode S6.E11 november 2014Taco and Andre both want the guys to watch football at their new establishments. Pete tries to hide something he has in common with Andre. Ruxin is disgusted by his co-worker's hygiene habits.Ménage à Cinq
episode S6.E12 november 2014Russell and Andre face off in fantasy football and as partners in their new wine bar - and it gets even more complicated when Trixie Von Stein returns. Andre micromanages Pete's new relationship with one of his patients. Taco finds a new weed to get addicted to.The Beach House
episode S6.E13 november 2014The gang travels to California for the Shiva Bowl. Ruxin & Pete get recruited. Jenny helps Andre with his lineup while Rafi helps "take care" of a prank with Kevin.That Other Draft
episode S7.E1 september 2015Pete bumps into his ex-wife; Jenny is a VIP during the draft in Chicago, while Kevin runs into the Seahawks' general manager; Marshawn Lynch attends Taco Corp's annual board meeting.The Draft of Innocence
episode S7.E2 september 2015No one likes Andre's idea of a themed draft; Pete isn't speaking to Andre; the league agrees to an auction draft and, shockingly, there are huge problems.The Blind Spot
episode S7.E3 september 2015Taco launches EBDBPrime; Ruxin thinks he has the house to himself; everyone argues over where to watch games.Deflategate
episode S7.E4 september 2015In need of relationship advice, Jenny turns to Green Bay wide receiver Randall Cobb; Frank ''The Body'' Gibbiati sues Andre.The Bully
episode S7.E5 october 2015Ellie's new sexual education class makes Kevin uncomfortable; Taco starts a program at EBDBBnB called Little Eskimo Brothers.The Beer Mile
episode S7.E6 october 2015Pete wants to run the Beer Mile and Taco coaches him; Jenny plays Andrew and Meegan to secure victory in her match up against Andre; Kevin obsesses over where the gardener drops trough.Trophy Kevin
episode S7.E7 october 2015Andre uses the EBDBBnB for farming; Taco acquires a drone; Pete's new referee friend has Kevin feeling insecure.The Last Temptation of Andre
episode S7.E8 october 2015Andre joins a Korean church for the parking; Detroit Wide Receiver Golden Tate flips the script when he and Taco create a fantasy workplace league and draft the others.The Yank Banker
episode S7.E9 november 2015Pete isn't sure if he wants to commit to Libby; Taco embraces his day job in the banking world; Andre's patient is a college crush.The Block
episode S7.E10 november 2015Concussions force Taco to refrain from sex; Andre's one-night stand with an Uber driver backfires; Pete binge-watches 7 seasons of "The Block"; Ruxin and Sofia use the Internet to keep their sex life going while she is in Puerto Rico.Adios y Bienvenidos
episode S7.E11 november 2015When tragedy suddenly strikes, Rafi and Dirty Randy journey to Puerto Rico to get Sofia's body back to the U.S. so Ruxin and Geoffrey can say farewell.The 13 Stages of Grief
episode S7.E12 december 2015When the league is kicked off their fantasy football website, Kevin has to run the league old school. Jenny deals with loss. Rafi counsels Ruxin. Andre tries to co-opt Ruxin¹s dinner reservation.The Great Night of Shiva
episode S7.E13 december 2015The Shiva, the Sacko and the Snip are all for the taking; Ruxin has to make a decision that could impact his chances of winning and could tear the league apart.
- The Draft
- The Bounce Test
- Sunday at Ruxin's
- Mr. McGibblets
- The Usual Bet
- The Shiva Bowl
- Vegas Draft
- Bro-Lo El Cuñado
- The White Knuckler
- The Kluneberg
- The Marathon
- The Anniversary Party
- Ghost Monkey
- The Tie
- The Expert Witness
- High School Reunion
- Ramona Neopolitano
- Kegel the Elf
- The Sacko Bowl
- The Lockout
- The Sukkah
- The Au Pair
- Ol' Smoke Crotch
- Bobbum Man
- Yobogoya!
- Carmenjello
- Thanksgiving
- The Out of Towner
- The Light of Genesis
- The Guest Bong
- St. Pete
- The Funeral
- Training Camp
- The Hoodie
- The Freeze Out
- The Breastalyzer
- Judge MacArthur
- The Tailgate
- The Vapora Sport
- The Anchor Baby
- Bro-Lo El Cordero
- Our Dinner with Andre
- 12.12.12
- A Krampus Carol
- The Curse of Shiva
- The Bachelor Draft
- The Von Nowzick Wedding
- Chalupa vs. The Cutlet
- Rafi and Dirty Randy
- The Bye Week
- Heavy Petting
- The Bringer Show
- Flowers for Taco
- The Automatic Faucet
- The Near Death Flex-perience
- The Credit Card Alert
- Baby Geoffrey Jesus
- The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah
- Sitting Shiva
- Tefl-Andre
- The Height Supremacist
- When Rafi Met Randy
- The Hot Tub
- Breast Awareness Month
- The Heavenly Fouler
- Man Land
- Taco Standard Time
- Epi Sexy
- EBDBBnB
- Ménage à Cinq
- The Beach House
- That Other Draft
- The Draft of Innocence
- The Blind Spot
- Deflategate
- The Bully
- The Beer Mile
- Trophy Kevin
- The Last Temptation of Andre
- The Yank Banker
- The Block
- Adios y Bienvenidos
- The 13 Stages of Grief
- The Great Night of Shiva
Best moments10
- Chalupa Batman's first words cause fantasy friction between Kevin and Jenny. Ruxin's dog loses interest in Jenny. Taco is forced to face life without marijuana. Andre has never been pooped on by a bird.
- Pete isn't sure if he wants to commit to Libby; Taco embraces his day job in the banking world; Andre's patient is a college crush.
- Pete takes Andre to a spa for the weekend, but Andre is disappointed when all the other guys show up, too. Meanwhile, Kevin asks Taco to dress up as Ellie's favorite toy in an attempt to scare her into not playing with it anymore.
- Taco and Andre both want the guys to watch football at their new establishments. Pete tries to hide something he has in common with Andre. Ruxin is disgusted by his co-worker's hygiene habits.
- Pete's new girlfriend wants to help him with his lineup; Kevin's past at the DA's office has him running scared.
- Kevin struggles to deal with Jenny winning the Shiva. Meanwhile, the guys attend a funeral.
- Pete bumps into his ex-wife; Jenny is a VIP during the draft in Chicago, while Kevin runs into the Seahawks' general manager; Marshawn Lynch attends Taco Corp's annual board meeting.
- Pete fights over a pair of shoes with a man in a wheelchair (JB Smoove). Taco teaches a dog to recognize the scent of sex. Jenny and Kevin get Ellie a piano.
- Ellie's new sexual education class makes Kevin uncomfortable; Taco starts a program at EBDBBnB called Little Eskimo Brothers.
- Ruxin and Andre refuse to accept a tie; Taco discovers Western medicine; Pete has a line on great Bears tickets.
- Flowers for Taco
- The Yank Banker
- Mr. McGibblets
- EBDBBnB
- The Guest Bong
- Sitting Shiva
- That Other Draft
- The Vapora Sport
- The Bully
- The Tie