Rose is a fictional character portrayed by Melanie Lynskey in the TV series Two and a Half Men.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot (season 1), they were 29 years old.
They appear in 63 episodes out of a total of 261 aired and have accumulated 25495 positive votes.
The character of Rose is mainly associated with Charlie Harper, Alan Harper and Walden Schmidt.
Episodes63
Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot
episode S1.E0 june 2006After his wife kicks him out of the house, Alan has to move in with his brother Charlie.
Pilot
episode S1.E1 september 2003After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife, Judith, kicks him out. He turns to his older brother, Charlie, for help. Charlie has trouble adjusting his carefree lifestyle with the presence of his ten-year old nephew.
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
episode S1.E3 october 2003Charlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife. After that fails, they decide to confront the root of their issues, their mother.
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
episode S1.E4 october 2003As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits. Alan tries to convince her to come back. Leaving Charlie to get Jake ready for a dinner. And Rose tries to get Charlie's help to prepare for a date.
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
episode S1.E7 november 2003Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on the firm bottom of a surfer-chick friend of Charlie's and draws a picture of it for school. Of course, this enrages Judith until she becomes very good friends with the woman herself.
Phase One, Complete
episode S1.E9 november 2003Charlie wants to dump a female friend to whom Jake has grown attached. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble.
Merry Thanksgiving
episode S1.E10 november 2003Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, who has to bribe various members of his household to even come to a traditional turkey dinner. Not only are the usual feuds in evidence (leading to a turkey-carving right out of "Psycho") but Judith's parents are actually sympathetic to Alan and hostile to their own daughter for her "fling" with lesbianism.
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
episode S1.E11 december 2003Seeing Judith's new look and boyfriend prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he will need to change his look also.
Camel Filters and Pheromones
episode S1.E12 january 2004Berta brings her 16 year old granddaughter to work. She poses issues for the men.
Sarah Like Puny Alan
episode S1.E13 january 2004Charlie tries to nurse Alan back from the flu because he needs him for a double date with sisters.
I Can't Afford Hyenas
episode S1.E14 february 2004Charlie's accountant Stan tries to make Charlie understand his desperate financial situation.
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
episode S1.E15 february 2004Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie--against Alan's advice.
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
episode S1.E19 march 2004Judith's sister Liz comes for a visit.
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
episode S1.E22 may 2004Charlie notices that Alan sleepwalks and tries to find out what's causing it and how to deal with it. He asks for help from their mother, Evelyn, and Jake's psychologist, Dr. Linda Freeman.
Just Like Buffalo
episode S1.E23 may 2004Jake repeats something Charlie says to Judith. Then Judith refuses to let Alan take Jake for the weekend. Alan tries to talk to Judith, but encounters resistance from Judith and her friends. It's up to Charlie to set things right.
Can You Feel My Finger
episode S1.E24 may 2004Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise Jake, so he opts to have a vasectomy. But when the doctor performing the procedure keeps getting calls from his wife -- who's about to give birth -- Charlie starts to think about what fatherhood might entail and likes the idea, provided he still has his vital organs intact (in more ways than one).
Back Off Mary Poppins
episode S2.E1 september 2004Charlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering but Alan is not invited. Things got worse when Alan is also not invited to Judith's party even though her guests are Alan's friends.
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
episode S2.E2 september 2004Alan is hurt after finding out Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician. Meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.
A Bag Full of Jawea
episode S2.E3 october 2004After Jake flips off his teacher, Alan and Judith move to punish him. Charlie, meanwhile, has other plans for Jake's teacher. Chaos ensues when Jake discovers the relationship and the increasingly overbearing Miss Pasternak tells Charlie she believes God brought them together.
Bad News from the Clinic
episode S2.E5 october 2004Charlie is dating a self-assured woman who plays hard to get, easily dismisses him, and he finds it disarming. Rose gets Charlie to see that his new lady-friend, Sherry, is in his head because she is just like him; a self-centered, manipulative, narcissist. Charlie debates breaking it off. Alan and Jake fiercely battle wills over Jake doing his homework.
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
episode S2.E6 october 2004After confessing responsibility for a childhood shoplifting incident blamed on Alan, Charlie seeks the forgiveness of his now infuriated brother.
The Salmon Under My Sweater
episode S2.E10 november 2004Charlie struggles to write a jingle for a new cartoon. Meanwhile, Alan spends time with Rose, and Jake procrastinates doing a book report.
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
episode S2.E11 december 2004Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhile, Alan overhears something he shouldn't on Jake's webcam.
Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów
episode S2.E13 january 2005Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
episode S2.E14 january 2005Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge.
It Was Mame, Mom
episode S2.E18 march 2005Charlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But how long can they keep up the act?
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
episode S2.E20 april 2005Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues.
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
episode S3.E3 october 2005After it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, Evelyn, and Rose vie for the role of spoiler.
We Called It Mr. Pinky
episode S3.E5 october 2005Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women.
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
episode S3.E7 november 2005Charlie gets drunk and sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Rose says she knows it's no big deal. But her father quickly shows up at Charlie's house, under the impression that they've been dating for two years.
My Tongue Is Meat
episode S3.E15 february 2006Forced to hide in his garage to enjoy a brace of beers and half a Cuban cigar, Charlie's attempts to keep his unhealthy lifestyle habits secret from Mia fall apart when she smells bacon on his breath, resulting in their first major argument since taking their relationship to a physical plane.
Ergo, the Booty Call
episode S3.E16 march 2006Jake's twelfth birthday approaches. Alan is busy with young, hot Kandi.
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
episode S3.E17 march 2006Charlie is nominated for an award, but he knows his rival Archie will win, as usual, so he doesn't want to attend it. Rose asks Charlie to help her with her boyfriend Gordon.
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
episode S3.E24 may 2006Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster, so they decide to get married in Las Vegas.
Working for Caligula
episode S4.E1 september 2006Kandi dumps Alan, which forces him and Jake to move back in with Charlie, who was just getting used to getting his bachelor pad back.
Who's Vod Kanockers
episode S4.E2 september 2006Charlie starts to lose control now that Mia's gone and Alan and Jake are back, and his frustration culminates in a violent confrontation with his new neighbor, Steven Tyler.
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
episode S4.E3 october 2006In the middle of a near-death experience, Charlie thinks he hears his father's voice tell him to take care of his mother, who is just about to have a "minor procedure" performed on her.
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
episode S4.E5 october 2006When Judith announces she is going to remarry, Charlie and Alan must convince her fiancé to proceed with the nuptials after he displays signs of cold feet, so that Alan can discontinue alimony payments to Judith.
Apologies for the Frivolity
episode S4.E6 october 2006Charlie is the last one to realize that he is dating a younger version of his mother.
Release the Dogs
episode S4.E8 november 2006After a bout with insomnia, Alan is escorted home from a midnight run on the beach by the local sheriff's department. Jake fights back when Charlie goes back on his word about not dating his friend's mother.
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
episode S4.E9 november 2006Charlie finally gets fed up with Alan always weaseling his way out of picking up a bill, and it only gets worse when he discovers Alan's secret stash of money.
Walnuts and Demerol
episode S4.E11 december 2006Charlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when everybody shows up at his house and refuses to leave.
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
episode S4.E13 january 2007Repressed memories come back to the surface for Charlie after Jake talks about hearing his mom having sex.
My Damn Stalker
episode S4.E15 february 2007Alan takes a stab at online dating, and Rose tells Charlie that she's moving away.
City of Great Racks
episode S5.E4 october 2007Charlie is getting serious with Linda. But lately he seems to be seeing his ex-stalker, Rose. Has she returned from England, or is it his imagination?
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
episode S5.E12 march 2008Charlie is suffering from a bad cold, and Rose suddenly and mysteriously resurfaces to "take care of him." So why isn't Charlie getting any better?
Winky-Dink Time
episode S5.E14 april 2008Charlie sets up Alan with a prostitute and accompanies Jake on a double date.
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
episode S5.E16 april 2008Alan helps to plan his mother's wedding, and Charlie makes some moves on the woman who will soon be his stepsister.
The Devil's Lube
episode S6.E11 december 2008Charlie contemplates making some changes in his life after an old buddy and partner in crime drops dead on the balcony of his beach house.
Above Exalted Cyclops
episode S6.E21 april 2009Chelsea sets up Alan with her new "friend" Rose--the same Rose who stalked Charlie for years. But to Charlie's surprise, the two of them hit it off.
Gumby with a Pokey
episode S7.E21 may 2010While Alan and Jake go to Sacramento to pick up a grandfather clock, Charlie gets a prescription for medical marijuana to help him sleep and forget about Chelsea.
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
episode S8.E7 november 2010Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend decides that his stalker Rose is too much to handle.
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
episode S8.E14 january 2011Charlie continues to obsess over Rose--whom he thinks is married--after running into her at the store, and Jake and Eldrige begin recording their own "Jackass" rip-off.
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
episode S8.E15 february 2011Alan's efforts to ask family for money to help promote his struggling chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme, and Charlie continues to see Rose, still completely unaware that her "husband" is actually a mannequin.
That Darn Priest
episode S8.E16 february 2011Rose becomes wise to Alan's Ponzi scheme and threatens to tell his family--until Alan discovers the truth about Rose's "husband."
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
episode S9.E1 september 2011After the death of Charlie Harper, Alan faces the reality of moving out of his brother's beach house - until he meets a depressed Internet billionaire whose wife just left him.
What a Lovely Landing Strip
episode S9.E11 december 2011Just as Walden appears ready to pursue a new relationship with Zoe, Bridget returns and says that she wants him back.
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
episode S10.E5 october 2012After a series of bad double date setups with Alan and Lyndsey, Walden meets a new woman--Charlie's ex, Rose.
Ferrets, Attack!
episode S10.E6 november 2012Just as Walden considers making a big move in his relationship with Rose, Zoey re-enters the picture and asks him to take her back.
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
episode S10.E16 february 2013Walden is delighted when Kate flies to LA and asks an appointment on Valentine's Day. Alas, she only wants friendship, still prefers 'Sam' and now has just a busy calendar as Walden, so no next date can be booked. For once, Alan decides to 'spoil' Lyndsey on Valentine's Day by booking a hotel suite he can't really afford. But pubic grooming on himself goes so bad she has to drive him to hospital instead. Rose is unsuspecting Kate's new business partner, who lures her to China.
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
episode S11.E8 november 2013A private investigator tells Lyndsey's boyfriend that she is cheating on him with Walden, and Rose tries to help keep Walden out of danger.
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
episode S12.E8 december 2014Walden hopes to create the perfect Christmas experience for Louis, who has lost his faith in Christmas. But Santa, Alan's mom Evelyn, and Alan's cheapness threaten to ruin everything.
Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2
episode S12.E15 february 2015Alan begins to suspect that Charlie is still alive, which is confirmed when he receives a threatening package and Rose tells the truth.
- Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot
- Pilot
- Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
- If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
- If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
- Phase One, Complete
- Merry Thanksgiving
- Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
- Camel Filters and Pheromones
- Sarah Like Puny Alan
- I Can't Afford Hyenas
- Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
- I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
- My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
- Just Like Buffalo
- Can You Feel My Finger
- Back Off Mary Poppins
- Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
- A Bag Full of Jawea
- Bad News from the Clinic
- The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
- The Salmon Under My Sweater
- Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
- Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów
- Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
- It Was Mame, Mom
- I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
- Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
- We Called It Mr. Pinky
- Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
- My Tongue Is Meat
- Ergo, the Booty Call
- The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
- That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
- Working for Caligula
- Who's Vod Kanockers
- The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
- A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
- Apologies for the Frivolity
- Release the Dogs
- Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
- Walnuts and Demerol
- Don't Worry, Speed Racer
- My Damn Stalker
- City of Great Racks
- A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
- Winky-Dink Time
- Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
- The Devil's Lube
- Above Exalted Cyclops
- Gumby with a Pokey
- The Crazy Bitch Gazette
- Lookin' for Japanese Subs
- Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
- That Darn Priest
- Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
- What a Lovely Landing Strip
- That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
- Ferrets, Attack!
- Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
- Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
- Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
- Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2
Best moments10
- Alan takes a stab at online dating, and Rose tells Charlie that she's moving away.
- Charlie gets drunk and sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Rose says she knows it's no big deal. But her father quickly shows up at Charlie's house, under the impression that they've been dating for two years.
- Charlie is suffering from a bad cold, and Rose suddenly and mysteriously resurfaces to "take care of him." So why isn't Charlie getting any better?
- After a series of bad double date setups with Alan and Lyndsey, Walden meets a new woman--Charlie's ex, Rose.
- Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend decides that his stalker Rose is too much to handle.
- Charlie is getting serious with Linda. But lately he seems to be seeing his ex-stalker, Rose. Has she returned from England, or is it his imagination?
- Walden hopes to create the perfect Christmas experience for Louis, who has lost his faith in Christmas. But Santa, Alan's mom Evelyn, and Alan's cheapness threaten to ruin everything.
- Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues.
- Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhile, Alan overhears something he shouldn't on Jake's webcam.
- Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women.
- My Damn Stalker
- Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
- A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
- That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
- The Crazy Bitch Gazette
- City of Great Racks
- Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
- I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
- Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
- We Called It Mr. Pinky