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Mort is a fictional character portrayed by Andy Kindler in the TV series Bob's Burgers.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Human Flesh (season 1), they were 54 years old.
They appear in 65 episodes out of a total of 272 aired so far

Mort

by Andy Kindler

character

Episodes65

  • 7.7
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    Human Flesh
    episode S1.E1 january 2011
    On top of watching his dysfunctional family crumble around him, Bob faces the wrath of a jealous health inspector who cooks up a nasty rumor about the restaurant's choice of meat.
  • 7.4
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    Sexy Dance Fighting
    episode S1.E4 february 2011
    When Tina develops a crush on the new martial arts instructor in town, she joins the class and ends up shirking her responsibilities at the restaurant. Bob finds out what's going on and decides to take matters into his own hands.
  • 7.5
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    Hamburger Dinner Theater
    episode S1.E5 february 2011
    Linda is dying to relive her dream of becoming a star on Broadway, so she decides to host a dinner theater at the restaurant. But on opening night a shocking surprise leaves Linda with a more chilling production than she planned for.
  • 8.3
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    Sheesh! Cab, Bob?
    episode S1.E6 march 2011
    Bob takes a second job as a nighttime cab driver so he can give Tina the 13th birthday party she deserves, and he makes some surprising new friends along the ride.
  • 7.6
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    Bed & Breakfast
    episode S1.E7 march 2011
    Linda gets really excited about opening a Bed and Breakfast to capitalize on the high volume of tourists coming into town, but when the guests start to arrive Louise senses espionage afoot.
  • 7.9
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    Art Crawl
    episode S1.E8 march 2011
    Linda's eccentric sister Gayle comes to town intending to use the restaurant as a gallery for her paintings during this year's "Art Crawl." Bob is left totally oblivious the comically explicit nature of Gayle's artwork until it's too late.
  • 7.6
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    Spaghetti Western and Meatballs
    episode S1.E9 march 2011
    Bob and Gene bond over spaghetti western movies, which makes Louise jealous.
  • 7.7
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    Burger War
    episode S1.E10 april 2011
    Bob's landlord has been understanding about the consistent delay in rent, but payment time has come. After getting wind of Bob's financial trouble, Jimmy Pesto faces-off against his mortal enemy by introducing burgers to his own menu.
  • 8
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    Weekend at Mort's
    episode S1.E11 may 2011
    The family has to stay next door at Mort the Mortician's house since the restaurant is infested with mold. Bob and Linda double date with Mort and his mysterious Internet-girlfriend; while Tina entertains her siblings in the crematorium.
  • 7.6
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    Lobsterfest
    episode S1.E12 may 2011
    Bob is likely the only person in town excited about the cancellation of this years "Lobsterfest" due to inclement weather. Bob strikes gold when he opens the restaurant regardless of the storm, and is celebrated by the masses.
  • 7.6
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    Torpedo
    episode S1.E13 may 2011
    Bob is giddy as ever when his role model, minor league pitcher Torpedo Jones, gives a shout-out to the restaurant during a game, but is blind-sided upon finding out Torpedo endorses his burgers for reasons which are morally shaky at best.
  • 8.6
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    Bob Day Afternoon
    episode S2.E2 march 2012
    A bank robber holds up a bank across the street from Bob's Burgers. When the robbery goes awry, Bob finds himself at the center of a hostage crisis.
  • 7.4
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    Synchronized Swimming
    episode S2.E3 march 2012
    The Belcher children sign up for an independent study of synchronized swimming in lieu on participating in gym class. Linda disturbingly watches "pregnant yoga" and comes to the rescue of her children in the end.
  • 7.7
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    Moody Foodie
    episode S2.E7 may 2012
    A bad review leads to drastic actions.
  • 7.7
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    Beefsquatch
    episode S2.E9 may 2012
    Bob gets thrilled when he gets offered to be in a cookery segment in a local morning show. When Gene steps into the limelight, the audience is not entertained and enthralled by Bob's performance.
  • 8.2
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    Ear-Sy Rider
    episode S3.E1 september 2012
    While a biker gang begins hanging out at the restaurant, Louise goes through a crisis after a teenager steals her bunny ear hat.
  • 8.3
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    Full Bars
    episode S3.E2 october 2012
    On Halloween, the kids run into bullies when they go trick-or-treating in the rich neighborhood, while Bob and Linda attend a party where someone kills Teddy's pet guinea pig.
  • 7.8
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    The Deepening
    episode S3.E6 november 2012
    Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical movie shark as an attraction for his amusement park, but the kids accidentally let it loose on the town, forcing Bob and Teddy to save the day.
  • 8.3
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    Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks
    episode S3.E7 december 2012
    Tina is wracked with guilt when Bob forces her to lie about an accident that occurred when he let her drive his car, but a shady insurance adjuster sees through their ploy and blackmails Bob into committing more insurance fraud.
  • 7.7
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    The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
    episode S3.E8 december 2012
    An incredibly annoying girl develops a crush on Gene, but he can't bring himself to dump her after he finds out her father has a music studio in their home.
  • 7.8
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    Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins
    episode S3.E9 december 2012
    'Tis the season for strange holiday mannequins.
  • 7.5
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    Nude Beach
    episode S3.E11 january 2013
    It's dingles and dongles and birthday suits.
  • 7.5
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    My Fuzzy Valentine
    episode S3.E13 february 2013
    Bob gets romantic.
  • 7.8
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    Lindapendent Woman
    episode S3.E14 february 2013
    Linda quits the restaurant and takes up a job at a grocery store.
  • 8.2
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    O.T.: The Outside Toilet
    episode S3.E15 march 2013
    Eugene encounters a mysterious talking toilet.
  • 8.2
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    Carpe Museum
    episode S3.E22 may 2013
    A school trip to the museum turns wild for the Belchers.
  • 7.5
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    The Unnatural
    episode S3.E23 may 2013
    Gene loses his confidence after playing badly during a baseball game so Linda sends him to a baseball coach.
  • 8.3
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    Fort Night
    episode S4.E2 october 2013
    Tricks and treats and lunatics abound.
  • 8.4
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    Turkey in a Can
    episode S4.E5 november 2013
    Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone then dumps the turkey in the toilet in an act of Thanksgiving sabotage.
  • 7.4
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    I Get Psychic Out of You
    episode S4.E16 april 2014
    Linda is believed to be a psychic when she correctly predicts that a telemarketer is calling the restaurant.
  • 8.1
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    Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part I)
    episode S4.E21 may 2014
    Motivated by the promise of a new beachside burger joint, Bob conspires with Felix to convince Mr. Fischoeder to sell Wonder Wharf. Meanwhile, Tina protests the destruction of the wharf's carousel by chaining herself to it.
  • 7.6
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    Friends with Burger-fits
    episode S5.E3 november 2014
    Bob becomes Teddy's workout buddy after finding out his burgers contributed to Teddy's bad health. The two enroll in a stuntman boot camp where their friendship is put to the test. Meanwhile, the kids make an ice rink in the freezer, with Linda running their underground ice wrestling league.
  • 8
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    Best Burger
    episode S5.E5 november 2014
    Bob is in a "best burger" competition, but is at risk of losing when an important part of the burger is nowhere to be found.
  • 7.6
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    Midday Run
    episode S5.E8 january 2015
    Tina gets Gene and Louise to help ensure she gets a big hall-monitor promotion.
  • 8.2
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    The Millie-churian Candiate
    episode S5.E12 february 2015
    Desperate to keep Millie from becoming class president and ruining the school, Tina and Louise volunteer to help run Jimmy Junior's campaign.
  • 7.8
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    The Gayle Tales
    episode S5.E13 march 2015
    The kids compete to be their Aunt Gayle's companion for the evening.
  • 8.7
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    The Oeder Games
    episode S5.E21 may 2015
    With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. After approaching Fischoeder, the tenants find out that they will have to compete in order to convince him to keep their rents reasonable.
  • 7.8
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    Sliding Bobs
    episode S6.E1 september 2015
    When Bob starts to lose his hair, Linda reminisces about his mustache and how it made her fall for him; the kids make up their own versions of how Bob and Linda met.
  • 9.1
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    The Hauntening
    episode S6.E3 october 2015
    When Louise admits that she has never felt scared before, the family goes to a haunted house in an effort to change but mayhem ensues after their visit.
  • 8.2
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    Stand by Gene
    episode S6.E12 april 2016
    When Gene overhears talk about a mystical creature that lives nearby, he leads the Belcher kids and their friends on a journey to find it. Meanwhile, Linda's competitive nature takes over during downtime at the restaurant.
  • 7.5
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    The Hormone-iums
    episode S6.E14 april 2016
    Tina gets her wish for Wagstaff fame, but soon regrets it. Linda pursues an improbable business venture, but struggles to get it off the ground.
  • 8.1
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    A Few 'Gurt Men
    episode S7.E11 march 2017
    Louise finds herself in a predicament when she is told that she will be representing one of her biggest enemies at Wagstaff during a mock-trial.
  • 7.6
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    Aquaticism
    episode S7.E14 march 2017
    The Belcher kids hatch a plan to save the aquarium from closure, while Bob learns a few things about Linda's customer service skills.
  • 8.3
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    The Bleakening
    episode S8.E6 december 2017
    Linda wants to add some extra cheer to the holidays by throwing a holiday party. After her ornaments are stolen, Linda interrogates her guests. The children think it was "The Bleaken".
  • 7.6
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    Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien
    episode S8.E8 march 2018
    Gene disapproves of a new playground game; Linda fills in for the local library storyteller.
  • 7.7
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    Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday
    episode S8.E15 april 2018
    Linda and the kids try to put together a last-minute surprise party when they forget Bob's birthday, but to do so, Linda asks Hugo to take Bob with him on his restaurant health inspections.
  • 7.5
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    Mission Impos-Slug-Ble
    episode S8.E19 may 2018
    Louise devises a plan to get her extensive Burobu card collection back after it's confiscated at school.
  • 8.1
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    Bobby Driver
    episode S9.E6 november 2018
    Bob drives a professional quilter around town when she talks him into joining her revenge plot; the kids attend a Gatsby-themed birthday party; Linda helps Teddy expand his taste palate.
  • 7.2
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    Long Time Listener, First Time Bob
    episode S9.E19 april 2019
    The Belchers get in over their heads when they try to help Bob's personal hero, a renegade radio DJ, make a comeback.
  • 7.4
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    Pig Trouble in Little Tina
    episode S10.E4 october 2019
    Things get spooky when Tina dissects a fetal pig in science class; Bob and Linda battle a giant ball of earwax.
  • 7.2
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    Drumforgiven
    episode S10.E11 january 2020
    Louise comes to Gene's defense when he gets kicked out of the Ocean Avenue Hifi Emporium.
  • 7.4
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    Three Girls and a Little Wharfy
    episode S10.E13 february 2020
    In spite of her skepticism, Louise joins the search for a mythic sea monster; Bob takes a famous chef's online master class.
  • 7.2
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    The Handyman Can
    episode S10.E19 april 2020
    The Belcher kids try to help Teddy when he doubts his abilities as a handyman.
  • 7.7
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    Dream a Little Bob of Bob
    episode S11.E1 september 2020
    Bob goes on a quest to find a misplaced key to a lock box; Tina tries to learn a hand-slapping song that everyone else can do.
  • 7.2
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    Fast Time Capsules at Wagstaff School
    episode S11.E5 november 2020
    Tina makes enemies with Tammy when she's put in charge of the Wagstaff School time capsule project; Bob teases Linda for not being able to whistle.
  • 7.2
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    Bridge Over Troubled Rudy
    episode S11.E19 may 2021
    Louise ropes Tina and Gene into her journey to see Rudy's model bridge that explodes; Mort tries to teach Bob, Linda and Teddy how to meditate.
  • 7.4
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    Manic Pixie Crap Show
    episode S12.E1 september 2021
    Louise must attend the Pixie Princess Promenade to pay Millie a debt; a bouquet shaped like a dog forces Linda to face her past.
  • 7.4
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    Crystal Mess
    episode S12.E2 october 2021
    When Tina gets nervous about an oral report, Mr. Frond lends her a crystal his girlfriend claims has special powers; Bob and Linda purchase a box of imperfect produce and try to use it all before it goes bad.
  • 7.5
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    Beach, Please
    episode S12.E6 november 2021
    Louise and Mr. Fischoeder engage in a battle of wits when the Belcher kids take part in a beach clean-up for Wagstaff Volunteer Day; Teddy surprises Bob and Linda with his new look.
  • 7.3
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    Gene's Christmas Break
    episode S12.E10 december 2021
    Gene breaks an extremely rare Christmas record from the '70s, so he and his sisters search for another copy; Teddy tries to do a neighborhood Secret Santa with Bob and Linda.
  • 7.8
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    Touch of Eval(uations)
    episode S12.E11 january 2022
    Louise discovers that Mr. Frond's plan to have the students evaluate the teachers shifts the balance of power from the teachers to the children; Bob and Linda can't agree on their final resting place.
  • 6.9
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    So You Stink You Can Dance
    episode S13.E5 october 2022
    Tina cheers for Jimmy Junior at a semi-prestigious dancing seminar, while Bob and Linda have a bet to see which of them can catch the most home run balls outside Wonder Wharf Stadium.
  • 7.3
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    Stop! Or My Mom Will Sleuth!
    episode S13.E13 february 2023
    Louise is accused of a theft at school, so Linda uses her position as school office volunteer to solve the case.
  • 6.8
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    Mother Author Laser Pointer
    episode S13.E21 may 2023
    Linda very nearly kidnaps a children's book author by accident; the Belcher kids try to help Mr. Frond get his cat out of a tree in front of the school.
  • 8.9
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    Amelia
    episode S13.E22 may 2023
    Louise takes a class assignment - and some unhelpful comments from Wayne - personally; Bob hires a masseur-in-training to massage Linda for Mother's Day.