6.4
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Barney is a fictional character portrayed by Steve Susskind in the TV series Married... with Children.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled The Poker Game (season 1), they were 44 years old.
They appear in 6 episodes out of a total of 262 aired
Barney is also portrayed by Shawn Michael Howard.

Barney

by Steve Susskind

character

Episodes6

  • 7.8
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    The Poker Game
    episode S1.E8 may 1987
    Al takes Steve one evening to watch a poker game with his poker playing friends. Steve gets the feel of the game and sits in for one of the men, but he ends up losing his paycheck to Al. From then on, Steve tries to avoid Marcy to avoid telling her the truth about losing their mortgage payment money while Al plans to use his $300 winnings to buy a new fishing rod.
  • 8.1
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    Earth Angel
    episode S2.E12 december 1987
    There's a new light in the neighborhood when Bud brings home an attractive, free spirited, 21-year-old artist named Tiffany on her way to art school in New York and everyone likes her, except Marcy for Tiffany steals the attentions of Steve as well.
  • 7.9
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    Requiem for a Dead Barber
    episode S3.E9 february 1989
    After the death of his longtime barber, Al lets his hair down rather than tolerate a visit to a stylist or a salon... staffed by women. When Al backs down and goes to a salon, he gets a really bad hairstyle that makes him look like a woman.
  • 7.6
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    The Unnatural
    episode S5.E4 october 1990
    Al is cut from the neighborhood softball team just before the big game. When his all-star replacement is knocked out in the last inning, however, his team and family have to come crawling back.
  • 8.1
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    No Ma'am
    episode S8.E9 november 1993
    When Al and his friends get fed up with the women taking over their Giggly Room and their bowling night, thanks to both Jerry Springer and Marcy D'Arcy, they form a secret organization called No MA'AM and hold Springer hostage in his own show in an audience filled with men donning the No MA'AM shirts. They intend to perform television's first sexorcism, which includes them forcing him in watching hours of pro-wrestling. They'll also force him to wear a stinky, yellow undershirt and a pair of boxers with the words "It's All Me" until the women who took over their Giggly Room and their bowling night comply to their demands.
  • 7.5
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    The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
    episode S8.E23 may 1994
    When another complaint from a fat woman at the shoe store results in Al losing his parking space and being reprimanded not to insult anymore fat women, he, Jefferson and the rest of his mens club NO MA'AM seek out a legendary guru macho man to teach them how to battle political correctness. Meanwhile, Peggy, Kelly, and Bud hide a secret refrigerator full of food from Al.