8.6
/10
Kandi is a fictional character portrayed by April Bowlby in the TV series Two and a Half Men.
In the first episode they appeared in, titled Madame and Her Special Friend (season 3), they were 25 years old.
They appear in 17 episodes out of a total of 261 aired and have accumulated 4136 positive votes.
The character of Kandi is mainly associated with Alan Harper, Jake Harper and Dr. Herb Melnick.

Kandi

by April Bowlby

character

Episodes17

  • 8
    /10

    Madame and Her Special Friend

    episode S3.E9 november 2005
    Charlie's elderly neighbor has an uncomfortable business proposition for Alan.
  • 7.6
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    Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

    episode S3.E13 january 2006
    Charlie has to decide whether he can really commit to a serious relationship with Mia, especially when sex is currently off the agenda. Unsurprisingly, his suggestion that he sleep with other women in the meantime falls on somewhat stony ground.
  • 8.2
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    Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    episode S3.E14 february 2006
    As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
  • 8.4
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    Ergo, the Booty Call

    episode S3.E16 march 2006
    Jake's twelfth birthday approaches. Alan is busy with young, hot Kandi.
  • 7.7
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    The Spit-Covered Cobbler

    episode S3.E18 march 2006
    Alan is having financial problems: Kandi is too "expensive" for him.
  • 7.9
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    Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

    episode S3.E19 april 2006
    Charlie learns that Kandi has been living with them for three weeks. It turns out he hasn't even noticed some furniture changes. Alan wants to try her as secretary, but Charlie doesn't think she's smart enough for that.
  • 8.3
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    Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    episode S3.E20 april 2006
    Alan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bottom now that his brainless girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer dad's ladies to be lesbians, then tells him Kandi's mom Mandi has joined Charlie's endless list of sexual conquests. Alan can't talk to Kandi, she just repeats Judith's phrases, clearly without understanding the words, but he sees her dad, Mandi's ex Andy, arrive on blind date with his own ex Judith. Frolicking finale at Judith's, in rooms, bed and hot-tub.
  • 7.7
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    And the Plot Moistens

    episode S3.E21 may 2006
    Alan turns to Jake's teacher for stimulating conversation, since Kandi obviously can't provide any. But the teacher starts to get the wrong idea about Alan's intentions.
  • 7.7
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    Arguments for the Quickie

    episode S3.E23 may 2006
    Mia comes back and asks Charlie to donate his sperm. He agrees to, but for some unknown reason he can't deliver.
  • 8.1
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    That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

    episode S3.E24 may 2006
    Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster, so they decide to get married in Las Vegas.
  • 7.6
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    Working for Caligula

    episode S4.E1 september 2006
    Kandi dumps Alan, which forces him and Jake to move back in with Charlie, who was just getting used to getting his bachelor pad back.
  • 7.5
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    A Pot Smoking Monkey

    episode S4.E4 october 2006
    Alan wants custody of the dog Chester he shared in his late marriage with Kandi. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his girlfriend.
  • 7.7
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    Kissing Abraham Lincoln

    episode S4.E10 november 2006
    Charlie's new live-in girlfriend is skating on thin ice with Berta because she threatens Berta's "alpha dog" status and Kandi lets Alan have sex with her again so that he won't sell the condo.
  • 8.6
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    Walnuts and Demerol

    episode S4.E11 december 2006
    Charlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when everybody shows up at his house and refuses to leave.
  • 7.6
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    It Never Rains in Hooterville

    episode S4.E18 march 2007
    Alan feels the pangs of fatherhood disappearing as Jake grows, and contemplates his future with Kandi, who is contemplating on a new career move.
  • 7
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    I Scream When I Pee

    episode S10.E9 november 2012
    Alan's second ex-wife, Kandi, could spoil Alan's new long-term relationship with Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Walden tries to celebrate Berta's birthday.
  • 3.8
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    Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2

    episode S12.E15 february 2015
    Alan begins to suspect that Charlie is still alive, which is confirmed when he receives a threatening package and Rose tells the truth.

Best moments10

  • 7
    /10
    34% of the votes

    I Scream When I Pee

    episode S10.E9 november 2012
    Alan's second ex-wife, Kandi, could spoil Alan's new long-term relationship with Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Walden tries to celebrate Berta's birthday.
  • 7.9
    /10
    31% of the votes

    Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

    episode S3.E19 april 2006
    Charlie learns that Kandi has been living with them for three weeks. It turns out he hasn't even noticed some furniture changes. Alan wants to try her as secretary, but Charlie doesn't think she's smart enough for that.
  • 8.4
    /10
    24% of the votes

    Ergo, the Booty Call

    episode S3.E16 march 2006
    Jake's twelfth birthday approaches. Alan is busy with young, hot Kandi.
  • 7.6
    /10
    23% of the votes

    It Never Rains in Hooterville

    episode S4.E18 march 2007
    Alan feels the pangs of fatherhood disappearing as Jake grows, and contemplates his future with Kandi, who is contemplating on a new career move.
  • 7.7
    /10
    15% of the votes

    The Spit-Covered Cobbler

    episode S3.E18 march 2006
    Alan is having financial problems: Kandi is too "expensive" for him.
  • 8.2
    /10
    12% of the votes

    Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    episode S3.E14 february 2006
    As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
  • 8.3
    /10
    12% of the votes

    Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    episode S3.E20 april 2006
    Alan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bottom now that his brainless girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer dad's ladies to be lesbians, then tells him Kandi's mom Mandi has joined Charlie's endless list of sexual conquests. Alan can't talk to Kandi, she just repeats Judith's phrases, clearly without understanding the words, but he sees her dad, Mandi's ex Andy, arrive on blind date with his own ex Judith. Frolicking finale at Judith's, in rooms, bed and hot-tub.
  • 8.6
    /10
    7% of the votes

    Walnuts and Demerol

    episode S4.E11 december 2006
    Charlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when everybody shows up at his house and refuses to leave.
  • 7.7
    /10
    6% of the votes

    And the Plot Moistens

    episode S3.E21 may 2006
    Alan turns to Jake's teacher for stimulating conversation, since Kandi obviously can't provide any. But the teacher starts to get the wrong idea about Alan's intentions.
  • 8.1
    /10
    6% of the votes

    That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

    episode S3.E24 may 2006
    Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster, so they decide to get married in Las Vegas.

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